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If you have sex, you're eligible to be pregnant. But only if you're a female,of course.There's no set age to lose your virginity, chances are you'll end up regretting it sooner or later. I don't know if he or she likes you. I can't tell from where I live. If you need to lose some weight, run, excerise and eat right, but you can't lose 30 pounds in a week. Please don't ask me questions like that, I've answered them all in the paragraph you just read. Thank you.
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When does the college baseball season start? Does anyone have a schedule for televised games (I love watching Texas)? If so, where can I find it? (link)
I'm not sure when they start but LSU starts on Friday February 10th. The defending national champions start probably around that same time.


Dols vhyl danya

Can anyone tell me what that means in English? apparently it's ukrainian. (link)
Freetranslation.com


I have a question about this boy i like. he is 17 and i am only 15. i told him i like him and he said he liked me too. he is turnkng 18 this year. everyone who knows we like eachother say they have talked to him and he is going to ask me out. the only problem is that i am rly good friends with this kid and i dont want to ruin that friendship with him. he holds my hand all the time and he said he has a surprise for me on monday. i am kind of scared and i dont know what to say if it is that he is going ask me out. i dont know what to say if he does.

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Hey do it. It's not that big of an age difference. But if he's a loser, than say no.


Okay ive been having really weird dreams lately.

The one is im hanging out with a guy who i know but im not close to him or anything. Were in his car and we start kissing and his tounge falls apart in my mouth. And im pulling pieces of his tounge out of my mouth and hes pulling pieces out of his mouth. what could this mean??

Another one is that im at this guys house and ive kissed him before and we almost went out like over a year ago and he told me he likes me still but i have a boyfriend and i do not like him like that. But while im at his house i walk into another room after walking past him and his dad comes in and says something like "I know youve got a lot going on right now but yous should go back out" sounds dumb but it really bothered me.

ANother one is my parents ( but it wasnt really my parents) are getting married and they have an assistant or something. And she keeps chaseing me like trying to hurt me and when i look at her she doesnt have a face its just blurry and i cant get away from her i try escapeing through my window and she always finds me. It felt so real i woke up sweaty and scared.


Can someone tell me why my mind is going so crazy lately? (link)
I find that a lot of my dreams are just something that I thought about during the day, but only once and in passing. I was walking to class and I saw a guy in Los Angeles Rams shirt.I thought about it b/c the Rams don't play in Los Angeles anymore, they play in St.Louis. But that night I dreamt the Rams won the super bowl. I didn't think about the thing again that day, but I still dreamt about it. Some theorize that dreams are really what Heaven(good dreams) and Hell(bad dreams) are like. Others say that they're alternate universes.
On to you, do you remember thinking about anything just maybe once that would lead you to dream these things? It doesn't have to be spot on, but something ambigous. Did this guy have his tongue pierced and you thought about his tongue being split in two? Just briefly. I'm sorry I can't be of more help, but dreams are so fascinating b/c we don't know exactly what they are.


How can you tell if a guy really loves you or is just interested in sex? I rate high! (link)
You can't. Not unless you withhold. If he stays with you and you don't give him any, then he's not just interested in sex.


Do u think im too young for sex? I WANT TO SOOOOOO BADDDDDDDD! uhhhh..hes 17, but he promises me i wouldnt get pregnant if we used a condom in he took it out before he cummed in me..is that true? (link)
Yeah you're too young and apparently naive, because you're going just by what this little horny shit has told you. "He promises not to get you pregnant"? How's that? My friend used a condom and birth control and that kid'll be a year old in July. Don't do it. Pulling out is not an effective method. Pre-cum honey, pre-cum. Be a kid, enjoy it. Why potentially fuck your life up?


I was molested as a child. By a male friend of the family and by my father. I lost my virginity with my boyfriend on the 15th & we have had sex about 6 times since & I still haven't had an orgasm. Could it be because I was molested? Is there something I could do? (link)
It could be. Subconsciously, you could associate all men with your father and that other guy. You may deep down think sex is wrong. Or your bf may just really suck at it.


I have this talking problem
I talk way too fast and my words stumble over each other
It is just a habit
How can I stop this? (link)
Ireallydon'tknowhowintheworldtostopthisfasttalkinghabit.


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ok i hope that this is in the correct category. well i masturbate wayyy 2 much. i kno i need 2 stop. 1 because my girlfriend doesn't like me doing it. 2. becuz its a little weird that i do it a lot. like whenever i get a boner ( and no1 is around or im in my room , if im at my house ) i masturbate. i only do it at my house and shit but still. Plus the major thing is that i need 2 do this for my girlfriend * i dont wanna loose her or risk loosing her *. please dont tell me 2 think of sumthing else, trust me i have tried, it doesn't work for me.
thanks in advance
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You're normal man. Guys jack off, that's just what they do. If your gf freaks about it, then tell her to hit the highway. It's normal. Go with it. Masturbation isn't a sin and it's not unhealthy.


Is giving head considered Anal Sex? (link)
No. No. No. No.


Today at school something really sad-mean happened to a friend of mine and we were all talking and thinking about stuff and we were wondering....

Why are guys such jerks towards fat girls?

and why don't they liek to date chubby girls? how come they only like to date girls who are sticks with a drawn on face?

k thanx i rate 5's. (link)
Not all guys are jerks to fat chicks, but some are. They are because in our society it is viewed as a weakness if a person is fat. It's the same reason we make fun of gays. And you don't like to date fat guys, so don't chastise us for not wanting to date fat girls. Fat people should expect to get someone fat in return. If you want to be with a good looking person, then it helps to be good looking yourself.


theres a movie I remember watching a few years back and I loved it, but all I remember now from it is There were 2 people, a man and a woman, and they were like jewel theives and they were preparing for a huge, major robbery, and the girl had to weave her way through a big maze like thing of laser alarms to get to the jewel, so they had her practicing with like red yarn set up in place of laser beams and she had to practice getting through them. Does anyone know what movie this is? Thanks in advance (link)
Entrapment.


As part of my aniversary present to my boyfriend i am writing a love alphabet,
"I love you because you are..."
Adorable
Beautiful
Caring etc...

i'm stuck for what to put for Q, V and Z

any ideas?
Thank you x (link)
Quite wasting Valuable time on this shit. And you can make the s in shit sound like a Z.


My math 10 teacher has been acting really strange around me. He came up to me the other day and said "my wife's maiden name is the same as yours". He also said I reminded him of his wife when she was younger, and said it in a kind of romantic (yuck) way. Another time he caught me and my friend writing notes, and then he came up to me, tried to read the note, and then said "oh it's a love letter to me". Another girl heard and thought he was joking, because she said "I highly doupt that sir". But I know he was being serious. I always catch him staring at me. One day he heard me say the F word. He told me to stay behind after class. Instead of giving me crap, he said "I'm really suprised at you, but I'm just going to give you a warning". He was talking seductively. I know he was enjoying having me all alone.
It feels really gross and wrong of him. I am only 15. He's like old enough to be my father. What should I do, and is he being inappropriate or am i overreacting? (link)
Leave this alone until or unless he actually comes on to you or does anything physical. If you report the behavior, which quite frankly is just more silly than malicious or sexual, than the principal is going to talk to him about it. Your principal is going to say it came from an unnamed source, but he will probably be able to tie it to you. He'll be much harder on grading you and it sounds like you still got some high school left. You may get him again. You never want to see a teacher's bad side. You could also be imagining the whole staring bit and he may just be messing around about the notes. Don't report the behavior until or unless he actually tries something. It may turn out to be nothing at all.


My younger sister moved back into my mother and stepdads house to housesit while they are away on a trip. They will living in Arizona for 6 months and come back in the summer.

My sister is in dept up to her ears in credit card and student loan payment. She is still in college, and doesnt have a job right now. My father is giving her some money every month only until she finishes school, but it's only a couple hundred dollars.

Well I just found out that my mother is charging my sister rent!! I thought it was unfair because she is doing them a favour by housesitting. Also they know she's short on money because she
s still a student. I could understand if she were living with them but she's not. She told me that all the money that our dad gives her goes to pay the rent, and everything else she has to put on her credit card. They are charging her 400.

Does anyone else think this is unfair? (link)
It kinda sucks, but it's what they agreed to, right? She'll live.


im sure this is asked alot but whats a good way to loose weight fast...i only wanna loose like 10 pounds.

and how long do you think it will take. (link)
I've never seen a question like yours. EVER. It depends on your size now, your age, and your metabolism. If you're 5'2 and 105 pounds, 10 pounds is a lot to lose. I weigh 175 so 10 pounds for me wouldn't be as much. You can run, diet(this does not mean skip meals or never eat a cheeseburger). Run on your treadmill. Depending on your condition, start at like 10 minutes. Then do 12. Then 14. Etc. Increase the speed or whatever you feel like you have to do. You can lose 10 pounds in a couple of months, if you do it in a healthy way.


I have a friend named Tara. Shes in 12th grade, graduating this year, and going to college for Theater.. I've been quite worried about her lately, because i know that she cant have her whole life rely on Theater. She wasted her past 6 years working to be an actress. And shes not all that bad, but someone from a small town and such like ours, prolly wont get very far. I've tryed talking to her about other options. I dont want her whole life to be thrown out the window because of some, un-realistic dream.. Do you think that I should try harder to convince her that theres more to life than thearter.. and thats just there as something to do on the side? Or should I let her make her own mistakes? (link)
You gotta let her do this. There's no way you're convincing her otherwise and when you say she won't make it, how do you think it makes her feel? Theater is a low paying job,so she better really like it. I read somewhere that 85% of actors live below the poverty line. Not like Jim Carrey, but theater actors. She could make it, but her chances are like a kid trying to make it to the NBA or the NFL. Lots of people have dreams, but sometimes they have to attempt to live them before they realize how unrealistic they can be. But on the flip side, people have to dream to get anywhere in life. It's good that she has high expectations, so long as she knows that she probably won't make it. Probably. What you can do as a friend is you can say that you'll be there for her and support her decision. No matter what it is. When Billy Crystal was 10, he told his dad he wanted to be a comedian. So it's not impossible.


Im having such a horrible boy problem right now. You dont even know. Well, theres this guy G (i dont feel compfortable putting his name, heh)that I like, and he isnt like OHMYGOD hot, but his face is cute, and he has a beautiful smile, and hes really nice. We hang out in track like, all the time... But the thing is, he kinda likes my Best friend. Its my fault they even started talking, but now I get the feeling she likes him, even thou she denys it every time i ask her. Hes 18...and My best friend and I are both 13. Which is totaly illigal (i dont know if it is in other states too?) But yea. I dont know, Im like, totaly in love with him, and no matter how hard I try, I cant get over him :-\. Urg... Then theres this guy K(dont wanna put his name)..yes, hes black, and 17, and also on track, but I feel like hes developing some kind of feelings for me.. Were really close, talk all the time and im his "Little Sis" .. when ever we have the chance to do ANYTHING (not like that, just take walk, talk ect) we do it. and sometimes he has his arm around me, and his hand is on my waist..And sometimes we sorta hold hands.. But I know I could never date him because hes black, and my parents would 100% completely disapprove of it.. But its weird because lately, not only does he call me little sis, but he calls me "his little princess".. Idk. Im trying my best not to like him, but its so hard trying to get over G at the same time. What in the world should I do? (link)
What you should do is not get involved with guys that are way too old for you. All these guys are after is puntang honey. Rate me low, I don't care, but I'm being truthful. It's very illegal to be involved with these guys. Be careful next time.


I like 80's music; but I don't know the names of many of them. So far I've downloaded "In the air tonight" by Phil Collins. "Tainted Love", andTheres another song called "What is love?".. I Think. It goes "What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more".

Anybody want to give me some more 80's music?!!
Or hits of the 80's?
I love 80's music! !
THanks!! (link)
It's by Haddaway. It's that song from A Night at the Roxbury.


do you have myspace? =) (link)
No, I don't.




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