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Whenever I get high I can still feel it the next morning after I wake up.
Like normally when I get high, I lose control of my body, and right now I can't feel my arms typing too easiyl but typing isnt too hard because its my arms I can't feel, not my fingers.

I've only done it twice and never plan on doing it again because I HAAATE it

So is that normal to feel sorta highish the next morning, like im not high, but sort of dizzy.

I would actually have to say the weed you are smoking is really, really bad quality or laced with something.

OR, you are under the placebo effect when you get high and it's your mind thats causing you to feel bad, not the weed.


EDIT: well then I would have to say that the weed you are smoking is bad quality and/or laced with something. There's always the possibility that your body handled weed differently, but I doubt it. Then again, you said you only did it twice, and the first couple of times you do something such as weed, you could be under the placebo effect, it happens to all of us.

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when u r hooking up with someone how do you know when they want to move to the next step?? like if ur making out how would you know a girl wants you to feel her or finger her or w/e and how do i hint i want her to touch me too or w/e

Based on how you asked this question, I can assume you're barely a teenager. Based on that you're barely a teenager, I'll assume the girls you hook up just made it into their teenage years. Based on that, I can tell you that unless if they're drunk, or really, really slutty, they don't want you to finger them.

So, if they're drunk and/or slutty, go ahead and finger them, chances are they won't mind. If they're drunk and/or slutty and moan while kissing you and can't keep their hands off of your body, go ahead and finger them, but you might as well go all the way with them.

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for the past 5 onths i've been dating his great guy named kyle. He gives me everything a girl would want, great gifts, many compliments, my family loves him, he drives me every where, takes me out to nice places, like everything.

but last summer before i even met kyle i really like another guy named chris, one night chris and i ended up ahveing sex and since then i've always had a little thing for him. chris and i stopped talking for a few months then before i was dating kyle he just started talking to me again. i was thrilled.

but anyways after kyle and i had been dating for 3 months i ended up cheating on him by kissing chris. he eventaully found out and was furious. i told him i was sorry and had no feeling left for chirs, but it was a lie.

now kyles 4 hours away from home working for 4 weeks and only is back on the weekends. i ended up heating on him again twice with kris recently.

i do love kyle but chris just gives me an amazing feeling that i don't get with kyle anymore. chris and i decided we'll keep seeing eachother.

so my question is what should i do about this, because i reallly really like chris and love the feeling he gives me but i love kyle, and he's done so much for me.

Well I can honestly tell you that if you do want two lovers, Kyle isn't going to be one of them. And if he is, the moment he finds out you're cheating on you, he'll probably leave you.

Now of course, I understand you love both of them ,and your heart is torn between them. If you're in your early 20's and not looking for anything serious, I'd recommend you stay with chris. But if you're getting older and would like to find someone to get serious with, Kyle would probably be your best bet.

Whatever the case, you can't have the both of them. No matter how much you want to. Evne if you could, it would be selfish and "morally" wrong.

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what are good exercises other than push-ups to build your arm muscles? (15/f)

Pull ups
Curls
Tricep extentions
Incline/decline/bench press(mostly chest)
skull crushers
wrist curl

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so this guy wants to watch me pleasure myself!! i know how stupid!! but he wants it pretty bad.. but anyways.. i don't do it on my own time.. actually i've never done it.. and i really don't know if i want to do it.. espeically while hes watching!! how werid would that be!!?? lol.. so help! what else could we do that would be better then that!! please get me out of the situation!! help!!! thanks!! :)

Stand in front of the mirror every night and practice saying "NO"

Then, apply what you practice to real life.

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Okay im 13/f and today i got suspended for kissing my boyfriend and we wernt even on school property and now we can barely talk the only thing we can do is talk and give hug's but can you give me advice on this please befor tomarro even thoug il lbe home

If you go to a private school, there's not much you can do. Just make sure you don't get seen kissing your boyfriend again by school officials.

If you go to a public school, I highly recommend you tell your parents and take this to court. Suspending you for kissing a boy outside of school grounds is illegal. If it was a public school that did this and you take this court, chances are you will win, the teacher who suspended you will get fired, and you'll get some money from the lawsuit.

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this from: A peom


i wrote this to my best friend that i know for 8 years and i like her more than a friend.
i told that i had feelings for her. and she said she not ready for a realtionship right now and she not sure what gender she is intersed into.
but my guy friend called me and that he told her how he felt about her. he said that he like her but wants to be friends. she reasponed "well Tammy played a song for me that is repeteing over my head about friends" (im tammy) well i try to remember what song i played for her.....but i never played a song for her. i wrote that poem for her after i told her how i felt about her. was she qouating the peom? is she repeteing that over and over her head????

Well if you never played a song for her, then the only logical explanation could be the poem that you gave her. So yes, I suppose it is the poem repeating in her head.

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i need help writing on the poem that describing my similarities/diffrences which is turtle because i could be slow,shy but i dont know what turtle's elses personality is, but i made a start:

slow like a turd
and shy like a turd
hides when shy


anyone got the idea? please help (it doesnt have to rhyme)

Well, a problem is that we don't know much about your personality so we don't know what to write. Tell me what your personality is like and I'll help you with your poem by editing this answer later.

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alrighttt. SO. =]
right now i would say im somewhat pretty. prettier then most girls in my school, but not the prettiest which annoys me because like. im what almost 14 and never had a boyfriend but girls who are much uglier and dont have personalities do. (i have one. and im not trying to sound conceited cause im not=] )
i want to do somewhat of a makeover during the summer. like right now im really starting to come out of my shell more because that happens alot when it starts to get hott out. anyways. im trying to do a makeover during summer.
this is what i want to do:
-grow my hair longer.
-get REALLY tan. so that it will last a little longer.
-get in better shape. like tone up.
-be alot more out going.
the thing about that is i get alot more
outgoing outside of school with people who
dont go to my school cause i dont care what
they think of me. and i also get alot more
outgoing towards the summer just because.

i want to do this before high school because im now in 8th grade and like.. well im going to high school next year. i want it to be like a fresh start. haha. =] so yeah any pointers about high school. like do you have class with kids who are in higher grades? and like yeah. any ideas on how to do those things i listed.
please&&thankyou.. =]

It's good you want to get in shape.

If you want to get in shape, I'd recommend running 2 miles every other day(pace yourself). If you run on a treadmill, run for 30-40 minutes straight Stretch a lot on the days that you are not running. Wear shorts and a sports bra as you run, this should help you with your tan.

After you run, do 300 situps. Do 100, then take a 2 minute break, another 100, followed by a break, and then another 100.

By the way, in highschool, the boys that pay most attention to your looks aren't really worth it. If you really want to find a nice guy, you should worry more about your personality than your looks. Yes you do have classes with kids in higher grades. however, if those kids are in your math class and they're juniors or seniors, chances are they are hardcore stoners and aren't worth knowing.

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Does this peom sound to lovey dovey? (be honset)

will be there for you
When you fall
When you cry
When you think life has no meaning

Where ever I am
Where ever you are
Who ever you are with
Who ever I am with
I will still think of you

I will protect you
I will help you
I always have your back
Because you are my friend,

I love you forever…


i wrote this to my best friend that i know for 8 years and i like her more than a friend.
i told that i had feelings for her. and she said she not ready for a realtionship right now and she not sure what gender she is intersed into.
but my guy friend called me and that he told her how he felt about her. he said that he like her but wants to be friends. she reasponed "well Tammy played a song for me that is repeteing over my head about friends" (im tammy) well i try to remember what song i played for her.....but i never played a song for her. i wrote that poem for her after i told her how i felt about her. was she qouating the peom? is she repeteing that over and over her head????

When it comes to something such as friendship, this poem is wonderful. It's not about what kind words you use in them poem, it's more about the intentions. Your friend should be very thankful for this poem, and since you are not a professional writer, she shouldn't, and probably wouldn't be offended since the poem isn't written on a professional level.

But yes, the poem is cliche and that well written. But it's about how well written it is, it's about your intentions and your friendship. if you really want to write something on the next level, send me a message.

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what are the requirement/rules or w/e for the south beach diet first stage?

thankss :]

No carbs.

I can tell you the south beach diet is retarded and doesn't work. It completely screws over your metabolism so the only way to avoid putting back the weight you lost is to continue not eating carbs.

By the way, not eating carbs pretty mcuh screws over your brain and your entire body. There are easier, healthier, and more efficient ways to lose weight.

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15/m.... me and my boyfriend (16/m) were having sex and he had a condom on. During the sex, which was my first time, and I loved it, his condom came off and when he pulled his dick out the condom wasn't there and we couldn't find it.. like I don't even feel it.

What should I do?

First of all, are you sure he used a condom? Guys don't like using condoms, he could've lied to you. And condoms just don't disappear like that.

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How di increase my stamina ( ability to run for a long period of time ) ?
Any information will be helpful thanks! Any websites relevant will also be helpful! Thanks!

A lot of it has to do with your lungs. If have strong lungs, it should be easier for you. If you have weak lungs, ther are ways to build it up. As for your legs, they shoudl be able to handle the long distnace run the more and more you train. Your heart also plays a role but as far as I know, there's no secret techniques to training your heart because it's an involuntary muscle.

When you run, you obviously have to pace yourself, but you also have to control your breathing(this helps build up your lungs). Breathe in through your nose and out of your mouth as you run. Make sure you take deep long and breaths. One thing that divers do to build up their lungs is that they practice holding their breaths. However, when they breathe in air, they try to get in as much air as possible. If you do try this exercise, don't take in too much air to the point it can be harmful to your lungs(if you feel a pain in your chest, exhale immediately)

Next, I'd start off with running a mile. If that is too easy, run two. If that's too easy, run three, etc... Pace yourself so you can run continously. If you can't run a mile to begin with, run what you can with a pace. When you are done running, stretch your legs out and hold each stretch for 30 seconds. Do this every other day if possible. On the days you don't run, make sure you spend time stretching. Stretching is EXTREMELY important by the way, especially on your off days.

Also avoid the foods you eat. Don't drink coffee or soda before you run. In fact, don't eat or drink anything that could be somehow affliated with heart disease. If you love these foods and feel like you have to have them, eat them on days that you are not running.

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is it hard to become a police officer?

what classes can i take in high school to prepare me for a major in police science?

Hmm, I don't believe you even have to go to college to become a cop, you just need a clean record.

Forensics, criminal psychology, economics, could all help you become a cop.

Police training also requires that you be in some type of shape.

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Okay, there are these guys in my bio class... they beat on me. mainly this one guy... and at one point, they kicked my ankle, and now its swollen and has a weird angle to it. I think it might be sprained. The other day, I was worried about hitting my head, and cracking it open from the force of the kicking/hitting/shoving.
anyway, I'm really sick of dealing with them. Is there a quick and painless way to kill myself, without overdosing? I'm not scared of cosmetic pain, because I used to cut all the time, though I was trying to stop. So any method you can think of???

You soundl ike you're still young. Angsty, pissed off, suicidal, depressed, but still young.

Life will give you a lot of shit, chances are you've experienced a lot already and know you feel like you cannot handle anymore. The honest answer, you can always handle more. I know, I've been to the brink before.

If they're being assholes, ignore them. if the assult you in any way, tell them to stop or fuck off. if they continue, talk to your teacher about it after class and see what your teacher does about it. If your teacher is an ass, talk to the principal.

if you're a guy, see if you can fight back, only if you think you can over power them.

Also, like I said, you're suicidal, teenage, angsty, and depressed. It's obvious you have emotinoal problems in your life, I'd recommend finding a GOOD therapist to talk to. If you have any more questions, just me a message. (I often have the answers)

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in science class i have to do a project on a hypothesis and give like the independent and depenedent variables and all that good stuff. blecchh. so anyway, does anyone have any good // creative ideas on what i could use? like "my sister can drink a milkshake faster than my mom" or something? please&thankyou. =)

Don't do that experiment, it's crappy because

1. you need a large sample size in experiments and your mom and sister are only two people, and there are only so many milkshakes they can drink
2. It'd be too complicated to measure the scientific reason for who can drink the milkshake faster.

here's one I would do and it's very simple, it'll also pretty much guarantee you an A.

Experiment: Does grass plants grow under better white(normal) light, or green light?

Procedure: Basically what you do is get about 20 grass seeds, put it in a pot and place it under bright light for a week or two(12 hours each day, just leave the light on in your house). Take another 20 seeds, grow it in a pot and leave it under a green light for a week or two (buy a green light bulb). See which grows taller over the period of time. Average the height of each blade of grass in each pot and compare them.

Hypothesis: If a plant is placed under green light, then it will grow taller/shorter than placed under a normal light.

Independent Variable: Different lights, brigth and green light.

Depedent Variable: height of grass

Control Group: plants placed under normal light

Overall, the seeds and the green light bulb and the electric bill for leaving the lights on shouldn't cost you that much money.

Oh yeah and if you need to explain why the grass in the normal light grew taller(which it will), the answer is because plants have a difficulty absorbing green light because the chloryphll pigments in their chloroplasts are not meant to absorb green light. Since it has a difficulty absorbing green light, the plants growing under the green light will have a hard time absorbing light. If a plant cannot absorb light, it cannot photosynthesize which will impair itss ability to grow

Oh, and one final thing. If you don't have to present the grass grown under green or normal light in your final presentation, you could just not grow them and just fake the data and have the average height for the normal light grass be higher than the average for the green light grass. You could probably make charts and stuff to make it look good. however, the scientific answers and everything else i said are all true, if you want to, you can copy paste everything I said onto your science project.

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dont assume that i am belemic or anything, i just really need to throw up sometimes. its not cause i want to just that i feel sick to my stomach and i feel tons better when i throw up. its not like beleuma. i just can't throw up though, like i have stuck my fingers down my throat but it wont work, what can i do?

Stick your finger down your throat and leave it there. If it still doens't work, move it around or stick it deeper and then move it around. if it still doesn't work, you have no gag reflex and it's pretty much impossible to make yourself throw up.

Hungover?

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14/f

i am OBBESSED, if there is a word, thats means like even more then obbessed, then thats how much i loveee chanel. the only thing i dont love about chanel, is the prices. i have one real chanel purse. but, my one friend got a fake one, it looks just like it, only not as perfect. but i'd love more chanel stuff, like chanel wallets, neclaces, bracelets, more purses, i have earrning too, but i'd like even more. does anyone know of a website with fake chanel stuff?

I think you love chanel too much because it's a designer company and since you feel like you have to conform because of social standards, it "forces" you to want chanel stuff.

My advice? Get over chanel.

But if you really want some fake chanel stuff, try visiting the down town of your city and asking around. In New york city, it's pretty much impossible not to be offered a fake designer bag of some sort by some shady peddler down the street.

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So here goes:
I'm 14/f and you guys are probably wondering "What has she been through? She's only 14."

Well, my grandpa left when I was young because of cancer. My uncle promised that he'll be with me forever and that he'd quit smoking. Now he's dead from lung cancer. My grandma, I adore and love, is getting ill everyday. I hate the fact that my family members are slowly going away. In addition to that, I've let one too many guys take my heart and break it into pieces. Now I'm afraid of letting anyone get close to me. IF a guy likes me, & even if I like him back, I find myself running away from the guy and pushing him away. If I have a friend that I really enjoy having around, I'll find ways to ruin the friendship. If I have a crush, I'll force myself to forget about him/her and convince myself that I'm just going to end up hurt again.

I just find myself secluding myself from people everyday in fear of letting them hurt me. I feel like if I push them away, when they leave, it won't hurt as much. I know I'm hurting my friends and family by doing this but I can't help it. I really want to stop myself but I can't...can someone please help me get over this?

well from what it sounsdl ike, you've traced the key events in your life that are the core of your emotional problems. I have the same problems as you, I have a fear of attachment because I'm afraid of getting hurt. That fear is left imprinted in my sub conscious. But there are always way to get around that.

Anyways, here's a quote I thought I should share with you

"Just because the song will end, it doesn't mean we shouldn't enjoy the music"

The point is that just because people will end up hurting you, which they will, especially in your teenage years(which you have a lot left) it doesn't mean you should altogether give up on being close with people. I understand that the events in your past are worse than what most people encounter when they're 14. However, you shouldn't let those events in yoru past weaken you. Get close to a guy you like if he lieks you back, go out with him, or hang out with him. Get to know him. Enjoy it while you have it. When it ends, it will hurt, but you have to learn to pick yourself up and move on. I know you've already picked yourself up from falling several times, but in life, you will fall down consistently, and you can either pick yourself up or stay down there.

Also, if it could help, find a therapist to talk to your problems with. If the therapist doens't help, find another one. Do this until you find a good therapist. If you have any questions, send me a message.

Good luck

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I'm a 14/f. And I have a WONDERFUL boyfriend. Yeah, say I'm to young to be inlove, I don't care.

Anyways, i'm white, and my boy friend is mixed(black&white), well..my parents are exactly rascists..but they are really bad to stereotype and they think all blacks are bad and they think they all steal..and kill people. lol. Well, they think that about my Bf. And none of it's true. And it's not his fault what his color is. And really, if you were blind and he never told you that he had black in him, you'd never know.
He doesn't try to act all 'gangstuh' and 'ghetto'...he actually leans more to the emo/scene. Haha.
But, still, my parents dislike him, and i've let him meet my mother twice. and still...she hates him. is there anything i can do to convince them different?


I mean, i have to deal with it at school, too. getting called a nigga lover..and everything else. I know i can't do anything about the kids at school, but i would like to change my parent's view on the situation.

This is one of those times when you can tell your parents to fuck off, in a respecting manner of course or else they'll ground you.

Ignore what they say about your boyfriend. If he's a good person, then he's a good person. DOn't let your parents tell you otherwise.

As for the kids in your school, you can tell them to fuck off in the most disrespecting manner possible, or just ignore them. Those kids are fucktards, don't let what they say get to you.

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