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My name is Melissa :]. I live in California.I seriously do. Fresno,CA. Look it up. I didn`t know what or where Fresno was until my dad came home & told us we were moving there.. I live in like the friggen richiest part of Fresno called Clovis[it`s another city that`s in Fresno.]Nothing ever happens in Clovis.No robberies,killings,etc. Things always happen in Fresno. This city is so effing small that you find out about everyone`s problems. It`s like Gossipville. My highschool is even worse. People talk smack like it`s their hobbie, so i`ve had my share of gossip about me. Doesn`t really bug me, unless you continue to do it. Then I get pissed. Who wouldn`t?! Fresno is okkaayyy, if you meet the right people. But Clovis will always be the most boringest place ever.



I've been through alot. Anything really. I don`t really trust people that easily, but if I do, then congrats, you`re awesome. Don`t straight up ask me what i`ve been through. If I really really really really really really really really know you, then I might tell you. But you know, it`s hard telling people what you`ve been through because it brings back so much horrible memories. I got over some shit, but it still leaves marks..Welcome to a world where being yourself isn`t good enough..



My closet is full of clothes from Hollister,Abercrombie,Forever 21, Charlotte Russe, and all those preppie stores that you hate. I can`t live without my cell phone or a purse. Don`t judge me. If you do, I friggen hate you with a passion.I have alot of confidence, and you might think that i`m cocky, but i`m not. I actually think low about myself, but what girl doesn`t? I sometimes think that i`m better than a few people, but i only compare to those who are pretty shallow & fucking dumb. Like gossip starters, stalkers,backstabbers, & anything like that.I'm probably the coolest 15 year old that you`ll ever meet :]. I love going to the beach, even though i HARDLEY ever get to go. I was born in San Francisco. I move alot. I stayed in new york for 4 years because of my daddy's job. But now i'm back here in california.I love my friends. I'm a really nice girl. I`m full of sarcastic remarks.Anything acustic(sp) realllyy turns me on. I love it when a guy can sing & play something hot, aww so adorable, don`tcha think?! ;]



I have a boyfriend & his name is Junior. He's gorgeous.HE PLAYS THE ACUSTIC GUITAR & SINGS FOR MEEE!! Oh man, I just feel like grabbing him. He makes me really happy && he surprises me alot. He makes me feel all like..warm and soft inside.Shut up. Your jealous. I know. Our love is anything but average. We have the weirdest relationship, but I wouldn`t trade it for the world..I love it when we watch re-runs of the O.C. I love how he can watch romantic movies with me. I love it when he lets me win in video games.I love when he kisses my nose or forhead. I love it when he trips me lol. I love it when he gives me piggy back rides & won`t let me fall when i`m standing on fire hydrants.I love it when we eat chicken nuggets together & share only one drink. I love it when he squeezes my face cheeks together & kisses me. I love the way he runs up to me at school & jumps on me. I love the way we skip together holding hands. I love it when I take out the crust of my bread && he eats it. I love it when I turn out to be hecka sick & he comes to my door with soup & his blanket. I love it when he sends me like .. friggen 2 page love letters & he sends them through the mail & i get them. I love it how he believes in me & teaches me to make better choices and incourages me. I love the way he can easily cheer me up with the simpliest things like smiling. I love it when i start crying and he cheers me up by doing the "balony dance". Lol. I love the way he pokes my cheeks with his finger. That`s love, baby.

I say tre-cool & dunzo alot.



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Hay guys, okay so i have a t-mobile cell phone and i pay as i go. Anyway this started a month i think ago and this guy keeps calling me, hes called me atleast 6-5-7 times and ofcourse i dont pick it up. I just let it ring and sometimes he will leave a voicemail but i didn't set it up yet so i cant check it. I put his number in google along with the area code and i know his name,address etc.. well he lives in a so called "bad" area in my town. Im really scared now, my parents are worried too! Do you guys know how to block a phone number from your cell phone? Or should i go to the police? I rate too

You just need to decide if he`s actually meaning to call you. He might have the wrong number; and he keeps on calling you since he doesn`t know if he has the right number or not. Pick it up & say hello & see what he does. No offense, but I think you might be overreacting on this. Unless he is making threats or stuff like that, then it`s not really nessacary to go to the police. You should just go to your phone company & ask to change the number. And I also agree with xlaura03 - Just because he lives in a "bad" part of your town; doesn`t mean he`s going to be a bad guy. He`s not hurting you..

Another option is to call back the number & just say "Hello someone called me from this number?" & see what he says..

PS-If you decide to go to the police & tell them that you keep on getting continuous[sp] calls from someone, then they might ask for the number or something & take their phone for a month.They do something like that. I heard thats what they do, but I`m not so sure..

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I know that knitting isn't really home decorating, but it's the closest I can find.

How can you learn to knit faster? I'm a slow knitter, but with all my work, the time I save for knitting is sparse. Therefore, I can never finish a project in time. Are there any other knitters on this site?

My friends used to teach me how to knit. I still knit, but you know, I forget. Anyways, you can`t really just become faster in like a day. The other 2 people said that you can only become a really fast knitter by practicing, and they are correct. Once you become really good with the needles, you can knit without even looking down!! My friend Emmy can do that :]. Anyways, just keep doing what you`re doing, and just concentrate on the motions of your fingers. :]

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Oh Jesus. The other night I did some stuff that was kind of close to cheating on my boyfriend at a concert. He found out and got really mad. At first he was mad because I was denying it. Finally I couldn't help it and told him what I did. And he cried and took it real bad. Now he doesn't trust me and thinks I'll cheat on him. How do I get his trust back?

'Kay. So you pretty much fucked up the entire relationship. Rate me whatever you want. But that boy of yours didn`t deserve to be treated like that. I`m just surprised he hasn`t broken up with you yet.

If you do want his trust back, you have to really talk to him. But I don`t think that`ll work since he probably hates you now. Sooorrrrryyy.

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Every since i was old enough to have a crush, i have liked this guy, but he also happens to be my best friend. He knows that i like him and he likes me too and says that im cute, but how do i know what to do. Should I ask him out or is it better that we stay friends?? im soo lost. I dont want to mess up our friendship, and i dont want to hurt myself. Help me please!!! By the way im 13/f

Omg, that`s how I was with my best friend Chris. We actually really liked each other, and he was actually really sweet to me to make me like him. :] We went out & then broke up because we just realized we wanted to be friends. We still are hella best friends. If you want, you can go out. I really do say to go out with him. Plus, everyone says that when one girl & one guy go out who are actually best friends, they think that their relationship is ruined and can`t be best friends anymore. But that`s not ENTIRELY[sp] true. Just take a chance.

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heyy, ok so theres this girl in my grade, were not really friends but we talk sometimes. so anyway she is really getting annoying. she thinks that everything is hers and that no one can say things that she says or something. she thinks that when people put "best friends" in there profile its copying her, just because she has best friends. she thinks its annoying when other people think they have best friends, even though they really do. she also told this other girl that she cant say the word "kay" because she says the word "kay" its really getting on my nerves. i asked her why she thinks that just because i have best friends im copying her and she flipped out on my and was like I DONT CARE ITS JUST GETTING ANNOYING AND THATS NOT WHAT IM SAYING !! and i really cant stand it anymore. she says "i understand why people are so jelous of me, but i mean do you have to copy everything?" uugh. what should i do ?! there are many other girls who feel the same way. and i just cant take it anymore. any advice ? thanks♥

Agh. I say just leave her alone. If she`s getting annoying & since you really tried talking to her & she flipped out, then theres nothing you really can do. I guess if you still want to talk to her, try & ignore how she acts. That`s the way she is, even if it is annoying. She obviously doesn`t realize the way she acts, so you can`t really blame her. You were PROBABLY the first person who actually confronted her about it; so she freaked. I guess what i`m trying to say is just accept the way she is. But you don`t have to talk to her if you don`t want to.

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Can you make it so that websites you've visited aren't saved in your address bar? I hate it how whenever I type something in, the drop down box pops up and shows a bunch of sites I've been to. I'm pretty sure you can, but I don't have the time to figure out how. Thanks in advance.

I don`t think there`s any possible way to have your address bar clean by not deleting your history. If there is, I definatly haven`t heard of a way to do it.

If you just don`t care any more, and don`t care of deleting your history, then go to Tools:Options/Internet Options:History:Delete Browsing history Now.

Sorry if I didn`t help you in the way that you wanted.

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on the phone bill does it show outgoing numbers and does it show imcoming numbers?

It shows both outgoing & incoming numbers.

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How do you shut down an xanga site? I kno you cant delete it, but how do i shut it down?

http://help.xanga.com/deletesite.htm

This will help you with any questions you have in your head.

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I have to admit, I loathe the cartoon "The Little Mermaid." Hate it to death. So today, my 6-year-old sister was watching it and driving me insane, but there was one song that caught my ear in the middle of the film, I think when that stupid girl was sitting in the boat with the prince. It had a sort of Latin beat. The lyrics are really repetitive, mostly like "sha-la-la-la kiss the girl..." Does anyone know this song? This sounds idiotic, but I want to know

OMG I LOVE THAT SONG!!!

If you have any music downloader, just type in "Kiss the girl", and a bunch should come up of Little Mermaid. :]

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okay. since i cant let my computer have any viruses.

what will happen if i download limewire, download 10 songs or so and then uninstall it. then just install it whenever i need it.

im willing to do anything not to get a virus. because my mom said if i crash my computer one more time then i cant get it fixed anymore..
and walmart.com has nothing to chose from!

thanks..

Limewire seriously never causes any viruses like all the other smart people said. It`ll be such a hassel to download 10 songs, delete, and then install it again. What`s the point of downloading 1O songs when your going to have to uninstall it anyways? I say just stick with it. And just to be safe, maybe download a really good virus scanner/pop-up blocker.

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my boyfriend didnt get me ne thing for valentines day... he forgot...

im kinda mad. should i be mad?
(we been going out almost 3 weeks)

Awww. Well 3 weeks is kind of a long time. But not really. It`s okay to be mad, but if you didn`t get him anything, then just let it go. But it`s totally reasonable to be mad.

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What exatcly is add? and whats the difference between add and ADHD. My friend has add, and i thought adhd was when you were a little hyper. and when shes hyper but shes claims she has add?

http://www.kidshealth.org/parent/emotions/behavior/adhd.html

That site explains basically what you want to know. It might be a little long, but just skip to the parts that interest you. :]

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Hey! I'm going to Disney World on Friday morning because we don't have school on Friday or the following Monday. We're driving back on Monday. It's a 7-8 hour drive. Well, I found out today that we're having a huge test next Wednesday! Since I'll be in Disney World, I don't know if I'll have time to study a lot, and there is a ton of information for the test (like at least 5 pages typed). What should I do in order to have fun and be prepared?

Well you probably should know that you should study on the way over there & back. While your in the car, ask someone to test you once you`ve studied for a while. Carry some notes in your purse or pocket so that once your standing around sometime you can easily pull it out & read[ex. waiting in line.] Most of the time you`ll be on rides, so you won`t study that much! Since you have 5 pages, take the REALLY important stuff out & study off of that. Trust me, NOT everything in that will be important. Once you get home, you have atleast that Monday, Tuesday to study. So just enjoy yourself. :]

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If I like a guy how do I tell if he likes me and also what flirting tips can you give?

If a guy likes you, he`ll basically be around you most of the time. He`ll try & hang out with you for a while. He`ll get every chance he can to talk to you. Impress you. Stuff like that.

Flirting tips would be like, making eye contact & give him a cute little smile, touch him in a cute way[ex, play with his hair], be sweet around him, funny & basically just be adorable. I would mostly make eye contact with him & give him a cute smile. It works. :]

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Everytime I makeout with my boyfriend I try to go further, so I start with kissing his neck. Everytime I do this he is like "Wow you really like my neck" and then just starts making out with me. Why doesn't he get what I'm tryint to do? What does he mean when hes is like "Wow you really like my neck?"

He`s like..stating the obvious. You go directly towards his neck a lot of times that thats why he said "you really like my neck." Try going further by not heading towards his neck. I`m not saying to fling your panties at him or anything, but maybe just like, the ear or whatever. If you want, you can talk to him about it. He is your boyfriend. And boyfriends should listen to whatever you might have to say. Hope all goes well. :]

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Ok I was wondering how to write out the bibliography for a science fair project. If you have any websites please include them. Dont say to google it because thats what ive been doing the past hour!

Okay how weird. I googled it & sites came up like crazy for me. Anyways, I found this website:

http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Tower/6766/bibliography.html

If you don`t like that, then here

only search advicenators.com

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hey, me and two of my friends want to get cute screen names that like kinda go together if you know what i mean.. we want to get like totally random ones that are really cute.. do you have any ideas ? ♥thanks!

Eek. Go together?? That confused me. Well I`ll just give you a list of screen name && you guys decide.

Y0UR DUNZO
HARDCORE HUGSSx3
HC0 BARBiiES
ABERCR0MBiEBiTCHES
ABERCR0MBiE SLUTS
HC0 BARBiES xO
H0LLYW00D SLUTS


Umm. Some of them might be a little over the top, with the slut parts. SORRY! But I thought those were the cuttest :]. Anyways, decide out of those && if you don`t like them, i`ll probably have more later so leave me another inbox question.

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This guy that I really like in my senior class has been dating this girl who behind his back makes fun of him. He is so in love with her, he'll buy her a dozen roses for no occasion and bring them to school for her. I also heard he spent hundreds of dollars on a bracelet for her birthday. I know what she's been saying behind his back because she's in my french class. The other girls wanted to see her new bracelet and she just rolled her eyes and said "this is the THIRD one he's bought me"!. She is such a superficial bitch. She's also said she's only with him because his family has money. She's also a bigot, I've heard her making derogatory comments about homosexuals and african americans. I also heard she's cheating on him. I don't know what he sees in her. She is very popular and pretty, but has the personality and kindness of a dead squid. He would be heartbroken if he knew what she said about him and did behind his back. He is such a nice guy, I feel sorry for him. Should I tell him or just keep my mouth shut? Or, before I forget, HIS friends make fun of him behind his back for how hard he's fallen for her.

Ugh, that girl should be slapped across the face..HARD.

At first when I read this, I was really thinking that you should tell him. But then if I was really in love with a person, then I wouldn`t believe what anyone tells me about the person I love. Get me? What I`m trying to say is that since he`s head over heels for this chick, he probably won`t even believe you. He`ll think you`re making it up. But if you think that he`ll believe you, then tell him. But maybe try to catch her in the act from saying these things. Maybe like record what she says with your cell phone & tell him to listen. Something like that. I hope he breaks up with that dunzo loser chick. Totally not worth it.

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Ok Im 15 nd having a baby nd will the baby take the fathers last name or mine or is it our choice?

It should be your choice. If you want the fathers last name, then let it be his. But if you want your last name, then you can let the baby have your last name. Don`t let the doctors tell you otherwise, they tend to change baby names ALOT.

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do guys like if a girl has her belly botton peirced? why or why not

I`m no guy or anything, but most of my guy friends like a girl with a belly button peirced. But they said that the tummy has to be like, not big. Because then it`ll be disgusting. :P

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