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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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Ok so let me explain the situation first: I went out with this guy, Payton, and everything was great, until I was told he made a bet about me and our relationship (not like a bet to ask me out he really did like me). Then we fought a lot and he ended it saying things just weren't working out and he liked someone else more.

After we broke up he continued to flirt with me and tell me we should make out and stuff even though we weren't together anymore and were just "friends". Now today when we went to the movies with a big group he commented to my good friend on how hot i looked today. I always see him staring at me in class and stuff too. I kinda still have feelings for him too..What should i do? Sould i try it with him again or let it go? I am scared that he wants me back just because he has no one right now and things didn't sork out with him for with the other girl. THANKS!

If you enjoy making out with guys without the hassles of a realtionship, continue with him. If you'd rather have a boyfriend, then find someone else.

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There is this boy and he sits behind me in home and careers, reading and writing and he sits across from me in math and social studies.

He annoys me so much and I'm not allowd to change seats.

What should I do??

He curses me out all the time I just want to strangle him or my self.

There's this thing called a "teacher" and they are the reining authority over the class, I suggest you talk to them.

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ok! i did the whole virus scan & it said nothing was detected, but i didn't turn it off er anything, because i was doing stuff. is that neccasary? like if i turn it off & then when i turn it on i do have a virus er something like that?

thanks!

If nothing was detected, then everything is fine and your computer will not explode :).

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okay I don't mind if I sound like an idiot. I need an answer.

My computer got a little screwed up, whether it was a virus or I did something either way I had to erase everything. Actually, it didn't do what it was supposed to do since everything is the same except for the fact that everything is huge. like my web browser, font and my all my icons are really big. I know there is a way to make them smaller but I haven't done it for so long I can't figure out how to do it. I'm sure its easy but i'll be damned if I can remember how to do it.

so yeah... anyone know what I'm talking about and care to help me out?

It could be in safe mode, the resolution is set too low, or your eyes suddenly have problems focusing.

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do i juss do a drive scan, like C drive and all of that, because i have norton anti virus and im juss doing my computer right now

Yes.

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ok someone connected with me on AIM & told me it was a virus but i didnt mean to connect & it was juss a picture of..something random. is that even possible?

thanks!

It is possible, but chances are you're ok. There's a lot of stupid people on the internet, so they probably just wanted to scare you. Run a virus check though, tell your parents, and try to only connect with people you know and trust from now on.

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My best friend always gets into arguements with her dad. And now she wants to move back in with her mom. And that means she'll be switching schools, and moving like 30 minutes away. And I don't know what to say to her. I want her to stay, and I've tried everything to get her to stay. Can someone please help me with this? I really don't want her to leave me. Because if she moves, my other best friend is going to move schools to a Lutheran school because she doesn't want to deal with having her move... What should I do?

Let your friend move, don't be so selfish. Thirty minutes away isn't that far, and she'll be happier. I seriously advise that you don't say anything to her about not moving away. I know I'd be pissed and insulted if my friend did that.

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Recently one of my good friends and I have been sleeping together, but now hes trying to get back together with his girlfriend of two years. She and I are good friends also, and decided to get together to talk and just hang out. I informed him that if she asked about us, I wouldnt lie about it. He convinced me otherwise, saying that if I told the truth, they would never be together again.

So my question is, do I lie to her or not? I love them both, and want both of them to be happy, but I dont know what to do.

extra info: 19/f

Don't lie, especially for someone who wants to go back into a relationship with someone. If you lie, you're betraying your female friend, and you lied. If you tell the truth, your male friend might think you're betraying him, but really you're just being honest. If it ruins his chances of getting back with her, it's his own fault.

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ok my friend is a goth which i have no prob but everytime i hang w/ her,her goth friends come over and give me shity looks because im a "normal" person what should i do

Give them shitty looks because they wear too much black clothing and makeup.

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Hey! I have a lead at work named Erin. I work at an amusement park, in an employee restaront (sp). My lead almost always makes me clean. so I decided to start doing it on my own,because I like to do thinkgs on my own with out being told. Well, she will wait unitl i am done washing things until she gets them and uses it again, for the same thing. Like a spoon or something. And she will just keep piling up the dirty dishes, not rinsing, or dumping out extra food, just pilling. and she will not clean them. She will wait until there is not where else to set a dirty dish, then ask me to do it. so thats why now i clean the dirty dishes when ever i see one in the sink. She has me sweet the floors all the time, and clean off the tables! I am supposed to work the front line, serving food. I get to do that maybe for 20minutes to 1hour on average each day, and I work for 6 hours each day. She doesnt do anything. SHe cooks sometimes, but she is always telling other people to do it for her. She does do work, sometimes. Other people noatice what she does, and dont like it too, but they are always telling me not to let it get me down.
She never says please or thank you when she asks me to do something, or after i do something. and I know that you are supposed to do things without looking for anything in return, but a please or a thank you can do a long way. and when I ask her for something i always say please and thank you. one time she said to me to just leave the dirty dishes, and she would do them later, and who did them later? me! and it was like 3 times as many. and one time she asked me to make sandwiches, and she said she would help, so I was like, okay. and she never helped! I do stuff like that busy work a lot when we arnt busy in the front line, but she dosnt say anything like thanks, she just gives me something else to do.

if you wanna know what i am cleaning, its like chilli or beef-a-ronni- or something nasty like that. thats what i have to scrub, with no gloves, off of dishes. and other nasty stuff.

What should I do? I mean, I try to be nice becasue thats the way I am, but I dont know what else to do! Its annoying!

What should I do/Say? but i dont want to be mean about it, just get my point through!!

5's and feedback will be given!!!

Thanks!!
-Kelsey-

Talk to someone above her. She's obviously abusing her power, and needs reality to smack her in the face. Express what she does, and how you feel. In fact, get a big group of people together to do it. Bring down this tyrant! If your managers are unable to help you, find a new job. No sense working in conditions that make you feel uncomfortable.

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I know there's like 239812093 questions that are probably similiar to this, so i'll try to keep it short.

My boyfriend and I have been going out for almost 6 months. In the beginning and during the summer, everything was going really well, except a small fight once. But as soon as school started he started ignoring me more, we argue more, he rarely calls me anymore, and i'm not even sure if he likes me anymore. Everything seemed so "perfect" over the summer, but now things are different. Is there anything I can do about this? Any tips?

thanks soo much in advance.

and no stupid ass answers or i'll report you.

He's probably stressed about school. Talk to him, don't just let things fall to shit. One thing you should always remember, with any situation in life, is speak up. If you keep things to yourself, then nothing gets solved. I'd say find out what's wrong with him, and if it doesn't get fixed by talking, find someone new. He's obviously not someone you want if he's like that.

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okay so am i so bored with life. I am sorry if this is geeky but its true. i want to live in a fantasy with dragons and stuff like that. if you read the book eragon or the sequel eldest thats what i want. i hate life b/c its boring and thats the only thing i really ever will want. first i want to know if there was ever any evidence that dragons were alive and if so by chance could a scientist make them live again by some cloning technology. if you have anything else you would like to add please halep. i am really serious abou this.

As far as I know, dragons are purely fictional. Even if they were real, I'm pretty sure scientists couldn't bring them back by cloning (anyways, have you ever seen Jurassic Park?). If you're so obsessed with this fantasy world, I'd say get over it. That's actually really unhealthy. I'm pretty sure this is just some silly phase you're going through after reading those books, I know when I'm really into playing Vampire: The Masquerade I think being a vampire would kick ass. If it persists, I'd say seek professional help, I don't see how wanting to leave reality for a fantasy world is normal.

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Okay, well what exactly does economy mean? and like whats the difference from like the colonial time and now? I don't getit?

Econ is the pre-fix for a class you take in high school. O is a letter, it's commonly used to start the word "orange". Then my, which is a word used to show posession. So, by disecting it, I think the word is a way to tell people you own an orange econ class. Hope this was helpful.

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God.. I have a really really bad headache right now. I don't feel like taking medicine cause it makes me feel even worse. I was spinning really fast in those chairs where you can spin them.. I think it's because of that. I feel really bad now.. I feel like throwing up.. Is there anything I can do about it?? I don't wat to take a nap: it's 5:25 pm here... I'm going to sleep in like 3 hours. But is there anything I can do in the meantime?

Don't spin in chairs like a retard.

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I need help... I have really suicidal times... and tonight was the worse... I almost slit my throat... my girlfriend didnt seem to care... she says she loves me but she wouldnt talk to me and kept ignoring me and making it worse... i tried to tell her i needed her but she rushed me off and hung up... what should i do...

If you told her you were going to do it, you just want the attention. The only people who are truly suicidal are the ones that nobody knows are suicidal.

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Does anyone know a good site to get LJ icons? i am OBSESSED with them but i forgot the website were i got them before. please help! i`ll rate!=)thanks in advance.

Make them yourself you lazy poo.

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Why is some of my eyebrow roots white and some black?

It is probably because you can't form a sentence properly.

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Anyone who calls me a nerd, dork, geek, etc. will geta one. Anyone who is a smartass about this will get a one.

I like to play DnD, right, and I have the DM Guide, the Monster Manual, and the Player's Handbook. Last month, I considered starting a DnD group. But that idea sort of died down. Well, a few days ago I picked up the Unearthed Arcana book, and I realized what all I could do if I was DMing a campaign. So now I've been asking my parents about it again, and they say once a month---at most. Also, they reccomend that we do one all-afternoon thing to see how they like it, what they want more of, what they like, etc. So I need to know how long each session should be and stuff like that.

Also, these people are fairly low roleplayers, fairly high meta-gamers. I'm probably gonna give them each a disorder as encouragement to roleplay and make the games more humorous---not handicaps, more like being gay, thinking you're a vampire, OCD, having a lucky charm, etc. Is that a good idea? Also, any tips on how to create a scenario? Thanks all!

DnD is for hardcore losers, it's all about Vampire: The Masquerade.

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My fiance is a virgin. What do I do?

Don't marry him.

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how should i ask a guy to homecoming?
we've been tiptoeing around the idea of going together for a while, and i figure i might as well just ask him already so i can keep life simple

The best way is to invite him over, dress up like a bear, cook him dinner, give him a back massage, then pop the question. This has been a secret handed down for many generations in my family, and you should feel honored that I'm passing it on to you.

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