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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ what eyeshadow colors would look good on me? my skin is light tan. i have dark brown eyes. my hair is currently..black. people told me greens and purples but i dont know.. i like other colors >.
I, too, have dark brown eyes, with dark brown hair, and a tan complexion. A lot of the time I pick my make up according to my outfit, but not always. I go with a lot of light purples, suttle pinks, and *TONS* of white. I also choose to use A LOT of black eyeliner -- I find that Really appreciates brown eyes. But here's a tip: to get your eyeshadow to last alllllllllll day, put some body lotion, or Petroleum Jelly on first, THEN apply the shadow. Also, there's this technique I ALWAYS do, called "Shadowing". It creates this AWESOME smokey affect!! You simply put on the color eyeshadow you wish to wear, then using a bristle brush, dab a bit of gray eye shadow over it!! I find it to be gorgeous, so I never leave the house without it!! :D

♥[?]♥ Does anyone know any really funny songs i can download on my ipod? thanx i rate high for anyhting.
I recommend songs by Weird Al. Some of my favorites would be:
-- "12 Pains of Christmas" - LOVE IT
-- "Barney's On Fire"
-- "Don't Shoot Mr. Postman"
-- "Elmo's Got A Gun"
-- "Cats In Thge Kettle"
-- "Jerry Springer"
-- "Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
-- "Amish Paradise"
-- "The Night Santa Went Crazy"
-- "I Lose On Jeopardy"
-- "The Brady Bunch"
-- "You Don't Love Me Anymore"
-- "Fat"
-- "Livin' In The Fridge"
-- "Trigger Happy"
-- "George Of The Jungle"
-- "Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch"
-- "I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog"


Here's a link to Weird Al lyrics (in case you're interested),:
-- http://www.lyricsondemand.com/w/weirdalyankoviclyrics/


I also like Jimmy Fallon's, "Idiot Boyfriend".


And Cledius T. Judd's, "I Think My Cellmate's Sexy" is awesome!


"Ugly Girl" is a cool song, but I'm not sure who it's done by.


Same goes for "Only Gay Eskimo"


And.. "Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay"


I can honestly say each and every one of those songs were individually picked - my favorites, so enjoy what you may!! :D

♥[?]♥ Wow,
I just found out my dad smokes pot!
I'm gob smacked.

He didn't tell me, I found out myself.

I don't even know why I'm posting this, I'm so shocked. I had to get it out.
One time, I found this baggy in my parents room. All I remember now is that it was full of some green 'stuff'. I thought it was weed. Turns out, it was just catnip. o.0

♥[?]♥ I just got a myspace and in the "About Me" section..i want to put a list of random things about me. i want it to be like a list but i can`t do it! i have looked EVERYWHERE for a way to do this but i can`t seem to find anything. if you know that would be amazingg!!
Put < br > (but delete two empty spaces within the < and >) after each thing. This will put the following answer on the line below it.

♥[?]♥ how do you know for sure you are ready to have sex?
Not to seem rude, but it's always been my opinion that one is not ready to have sex.. until one is ready to support a child on their very own. I realize this is probably not what you're wanting to hear, but I figure that when it comes to such a life altering decision (such as sex), opinions from all sides would be useful to you.. [:

♥[?]♥ how do i put a layout on myspace. i rate high for helpful answers. thanks for the help!
To actually GET it on your site you simply copy the big long HTML code, and then you go to http://www.myspace.com and SIGN IN. Then you go to EDIT MY PROFILE. Then you'll see where you can edit your stuff [like your interests, movies, and all that] Just under the ABOUT ME part, you'll see a little link labelled EDIT. Simply PASTE the ENTIRE HTML code inside the ABOUT ME box, and it should all work just fine.


And in case you're interested in other layouts, you can find PREMADE ones at:
-- http://myspace.nuclearcentury.com/
-- http://www.myspacelayouts.org/Blue-Layouts.php
-- http://myspaceforum.proboards35.com/index.cgi?board=layouts


Of course, if you'd like to make your own, try:
-- http://www.mygen.co.uk/index.php?page=create [the one I recommend most -it's wayyy easy, and it'll look great!!!]
-- http://www.carrierawks.com/myspace.php
-- http://www.strikefile.com/myspace/editor.htm


I have a MySpace too; so if you need more help, know that you can always, always, come back here for additional assistance!! I'd be honored to do what I can to help!! :D

♥[?]♥ how do you chande the colors on aim like to ones that are not normal in know you go to run and type something in i think its regedit but im not sure so can anyone help me?
Well, I use a free program called APPLESAUCE for this. You can download it at:
http://fileforum.betanews.com/detail/Applesauce/987092859/1

♥[?]♥ Alright, I'm making a new xanga layout and I want to decide which quote I should make it of. I'll give some backround on me- I've never had a bf so if any of these quotes are too "you break my heartish" tell me NO! And I dont want to sound to pathetic and emo(tional) because thats not me! But something not HAPPY! Here's the ones I have to choose from:

Why can't anyone love a breath taker, a smile faker?

Do you ever wake up to realize your life is meaningless? Does it give you strength or lead you to your grave at a young age?

It seems that when I ran away from my past all my dignity, my faith, my pride got left back.

I think it’s time that I realize self pity’s meaningless.

Now I realize I‘d give anything I have to walk a day in those old shoes

Wondering what my first smoke would be like, my first f***, my next f*** up. Or the next band that would change my life.

From confidence to self doubt in 60 seconds.

Trying to win approval from people that I don’t know.

Not admitting I’m fake.

ALRIGHT! Thanks for all the help...I know this was probably a pain to read!
I know this comes 15 days too late, and I apologize for that. But, I figure better late than never. And incase you're still interested, I like: "I think it’s time that I realize self pity’s meaningless." It shows self-improvement, and faith.. it's a statement talking about bettering your life :)

♥[?]♥ does anyone know how to put your own pictures or icons as a layout for myspace? please help me
i rate tons of 5s
If this image is one you found online, right click it, go to "PROPERTIES", and copy all of it's "ADDRESS(URL)". What you've just copied is the URL to the image.


Now, if this image is something on your computer, you need to HOST it. You "host" something by going to: http://www.photobucket.com and SIGNING UP for a FREE account.


Then the page will refresh, and you should see a new page with an option to click on "BROWSE". Next, search your computer for the picture(s), and click "SUBMIT". Then the page will refresh yet again. You will see all/any images you happen to have on the new screen. Simply find the picture you want, and copy the PROVIDED URL in the top white slot.


However you went about getting the URL to the image, insert the URL where I instruct you to within the following HTML code:
< img src="URL OF THE PICTURE HERE" >
Then you simply delete the TWO EMPTY spaces that separate the < and > from the rest of the code, make sense?


To get pictures to show up where you want them, paste them in that box; such as "General", "ABOUT ME", and so on.


I know it seems difficult, but I assure you that this is actually very easy. And with my step-by-step directions, you will find that this is really a piece of cake!


I have a MySpace, also, so if you're ever in need of additional assistance, know that you can always come to me. :D

♥[?]♥ okay so i want to make a myspace but i have no idea what to do. i know how to go there and all that but what are some main tips and stuff for making it. also where is a place to get layouts? and when i find one where do i put it!

thanks i know its a lot but thanks!
Well if you want a PREMADE layyouts, check out:
-- http://myspace.nuclearcentury.com/
-- http://www.myspacelayouts.org/Blue-Layouts.php
-- http://myspaceforum.proboards35.com/index.cgi?board=layouts


HOWEVER, if you'd like to make your own, try:
-- http://www.mygen.co.uk/index.php?page=create [the one I recommend most -it's wayyy easy, and it'll look great!!!]
-- http://www.carrierawks.com/myspace.php
-- http://www.strikefile.com/myspace/editor.htm


And if you would like to get the layout onto YOUR MySpace account, simply copy the big long HTML code, and then you go to http://www.myspace.com and SIGN IN. Then you go to EDIT MY PROFILE. Then you'll see where you can edit your stuff [like your interests, movies, and all that] Just under the ABOUT ME part, you'll see a little link labelled EDIT. Simply PASTE the ENTIRE HTML code inside the ABOUT ME box, and it should all work just fine.


I have a MySpace too; so if you need more help, know that you can always, always, come back here for additional assistance!! I'd be honored to do what I can to help!! :D

♥[?]♥ dOes anyone have any gOod laguna beach or OC quotes that deal with relationship && also ones that deal with friendship? .. i rate high =) .. thankss!
Here's some Laguna Beach quotes:
- http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/j/josh_schwartz.html
(though they're probably not what you were looking for. They're quotes from the producer, I guess..)


Here's some OC quotes:
- http://homepage.eircom.net/~odyssey/Quotes/Popular/TV/TheOC.html
- http://www.ocfiles.com/quotes/


As for quotes on friendship, check out:
- http://www.wisdomquotes.com/
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xx____qu0tezz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_emo_quotes_x
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=quotes_4_yeew
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=flip_x_flop_quotesz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMpLe_SwEeTqUoTeS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=love_quotzx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SO_CUTE_CWOTES
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AwesomeQuotesx


Hopefully this helps ya!!

♥[?]♥ i have little little little bumps on my niples and around the outside of them .. what is it ? PS - im only 13 years old
It's nothing more than a normal part of the female anatomy, Hun. [:

♥[?]♥ HOW SHOULD GUYS HAVE THEIR HAIR, "down there"?
1)totally shaved.
2)big, bushy and uncut.
3)cut short.
4)cut short and shaved around the legs, nutsack and a-hole.
5)doesn't matter.
u can just type the #, or tell me others.
Honestly, I'm ready and roaring to go with it any way he perfers. The only thing that matters to me... is that he's confident with himself, in every way possible. I'm not picky in the slightest. And if you're completely making me choose, I vote number 2 and 5. :D

♥[?]♥ If you are wearing foundation, can people tell if you are blushing?
Foundation would probably conceal it a tad bit, but it won't make the problem invisible to others, by any means. :/

♥[?]♥ Ok so heres what I need help with...I've been dating my boyfriend for 7 months now (I'm 16/f going on 17 and he just turned 18) I want to do something extremely special for him...I've already made him a painting on canvas, baked cookies for him, played guitar and wrote a song for him. Hes so compassionate-- and deserves the best. We are still extremely touchy feely (always holding hands and cuddling etc...) I know this sounds ridiculous...but does anyone have any ideas?
Thanks,
-Nina
Aww!! This is so incredibly cute, and in no way does it sound ridiculous! :D


If you're interested in getting him a store bought gift, try keepin' it simple. Spring for some posters, a leather jacket, nice cologne, a gift card, a nintendo system, or some DVD's.


Or, if he drives... definitely go for a *GAS CARD*. Those are pricey, but you also never mentioned your age and price range.


How about taking him to a fancy dinner.


Another option... you could make him dinner!! If you're up to the challenge, you could try stuffed chicken breasts with potatoes of some sort with a fresh garden salad and sundaes for dessert! Ooooh, or LASAGNA!!


And if you wanna get creative, how 'bout you just go to the park?? Bring a blanket and some music! And pack a picnic lunch, which doesn't have to be difficult. It can consist of turkey sandwiches on slice bread, grapes, watermelon, pretzels, twinkies etc. And make shore you bring a crap load of bread to feed the duckies!!


Maybe rent a couple of movies, and spend the night together.. possibly baking cookies of some sort or making rice krispie treats? That'd be cute!


Another possible suggestion... you could always make him a poster or a photo album. You could deck it out with markers, photographs, quotes and so on.


What about coloring him picture from a coloring book?? (17, female here) I've done that with my boyfriends, and they absolutely loved it!! One of them slapped that puppy right up on his living room wall, when I suggest porofessional paintints instead. But no, he wanted mine. I just think that colors like that are cute and personalized gifts - completely appropriate and respectable.


How about making him some sort of little quilt with protective clear pockets that you can insert pictures into, and take them out to wash easily?


Just in case you were interested in preparing a meal for him, here is a page of a BUNCH of QUICK and EASY meals which can ALL be prepared in 30 minutes or LESS guaranteed!!!
http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/show_tm/text/0,1976,FOOD_9997_12135,00.html

(That lady is my all time inspiration!!! I wouldn't suggest her if she wasn't fabulous!)


*It's important to remember that it's the thought that counts with these things. Exspense doesn't measure love, so whatever you do I'm shore be ever so grateful!! Just be creative and have fun!! :D

♥[?]♥ What is a good cover up that really works? i have a big pimple that wont go away. please help.!
I use Covergirl, and I couldn't be happier! I find the product to be of excellent quality. It's usually under $6.00, and comes in MANY different shades, so you're BOUND to find out suitable for your complextion!


http://covergirl.com/ :D

♥[?]♥ I was just wondering..
Ive heard gross things about mcdonalds hamburger meat. Like I heard that they used to the cheeks of a cow for some of the meat. ew.
But does anyone know for sure what the meat is made of? ♥ Thanks!
"Beef


McDonald’s commitment to quality can be clearly seen in our dedication to bringing you USDA-inspected 100% beef to ensure your favorite McDonald’s premium burgers are of high quality and taste great.


McDonald’s is the largest single purchaser of American beef, buying nearly one billion pounds per year. As one of the nation’s leading purchasers of agricultural products, including beef, McDonald's believes in and has consistently advocated and enforced the strongest possible food safety standards and regulations.


In fact, McDonald’s maintains a select list of only the top beef suppliers in the country and continually conducts independent third-party audits to ensure safety and quality.


With these industry-leading standards in place, McDonald’s is able to deliver –and you are able to enjoy – high quality beef in your favorite fresh-to-order McDonald’s sandwiches."


TAKEN FROM:
http://www.mcdonalds.com/usa/eat/quality0/meat.html

♥[?]♥ what is a good background site to set up a background for my advicenators site?
I realize you asked this question over a month ago, but I figured I would answer anyhow -- just in case you might want a change or something. ;)


Advicenators offers backgrounds. Did you know this? Check them out at:
- http://www.advicenators.com/backgrounds.php


If I'm ever in need of a background I search http://www.google.com under "FREE WEBSITE BACKGROUNDS". I did look up a few for you, though I'm not shore you'll value any of them, but here goes:
- http://www.bellsnwhistles.com/bkg8.html
- http://www.diamondrains.com
- http://cyberstyling.pavovision.com/free_backgrounds.html
- http://www.entheosweb.com/fireworks/background1.asp
- http://www.fau.edu/~parkerso/backgrounds.html
- http://www.starlightmks.com
- http://www.backgroundcity.com/


You could also try searching Xanga for them....


Happie hunting!! :D

♥[?]♥ Hey this question is only for the guys i guess gurls could answer to is the gurl suppose to shave all her hair down there like all of her hair even the stuff above her crotch or are you suppose to leave the stuff above your crotch
Some guys perfer pubic hair, and others don't. It's simply a matter of personal perference. To be honest, I only know of one guy who PERFERS pubic hair. However, that is not to say that more do not exist, as they definitely do!! Truthfully though.. it's YOUR body, therefore YOUR decision. In case you DO decide you want to shave, I've taken it upon myself to make a list of tips for you:
- NEVER dry shave.
- Find a shaving cream/gel you're happie with.
- If you can't go out and purchase shaving gel, use a bar of soap and lather your legs up REALLY good, but keep it moist and lathered.. don't let it dry out.
- If you CAN purchase shaving gel, I recommend 'Skintimate's Shaving Gel' or 'Barbasol Shaving Cream".
- Use a good razor, and change it often, if not EVERY time.
- Yes, disposable razors are fine.
- After shaving, you could apply lotion or baby oil to help moisturize, and assist in preventing razor burn.
- DO NOT shave daily!! Try every other two days or so.

♥[?]♥ you know the song gold digger by jamie fox and kanye west? well i know this sounds stupid, but what is a gold digger?
Dictionary says:


"a woman who associates with or marries a rich man in order to get valuables from him through gifts or a divorce settlement"


Basically, it's someone who leads someone on.. for the sole purpose of being taken care of and/or bought expensive gifts.


No one likes gold diggers.. :/


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