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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ What shampoo do you think smells the best, but still delivers a kick-ass wash?

I rate high :)
I'm a big fan of Herbal Essence and Dove, personally! :D

♥[?]♥ hey
does any one know the answer to this riddle?

What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it, you'll die?


please some one answer because its VERY irritating trying to figure it out :(
thanks ♥
Well, they claim the 'answer' is "Nothing".


If you ask me, that riddle is a matter of opinion. Maybe someone DOESN'T believe that "Nothing is greater than God/Devil", and such. It's just up to you. I was angered when I heard the answer, but that's just my opinion. (:

♥[?]♥ Would you consider being fingered, given a head and gotten eaten out 'sexually active'? Or is that just sex?
Definitely. (:

♥[?]♥ Do you think its wrong to be bisexual?
Not at all. I think if you are lucky enough to find someone who will treat you with love and respect, why would you ever want to deny such a thing? Something as simple as gender shouldn't matter in the slightest. :)

♥[?]♥ every time i go walking or sometihng i ALWAYS get sweaty, and my shirt under my arms gets wet. does any one know how to prevent that from happening... thanks i rate 5's
This is a big problem for me also, so I know how you feel; I've been there, and it's not good. I reccommend using an antiperspirant deodorant [such as Suave], followed by regular baby powder. The antiperspirant helps to reduce sweating, or at least is said to, but in our case... never does. Now, you hgave to remember that no deodorant is 100% guaranteed. But after I put on my deodorant, I apply baby powder will close the pores of your under arm -- more or less trapping the sweat in, so to speak. Honestly, this almost ALWAYS works for me, but there *ARE* days when it's simply not good enough, and that can be a pain in the butt, so I usually make a point of carrying some sort of jacket. Hearing that, there's this product people are always talking about on this site [but I believe that's from "Monkey See, Monkey Do"], but it's even advertised on television. It's called CertainDri. Now, they say it can be purchased at Wal-greens, RiteAid, CVS, and Walmart, however, EVERY SINGLE TIME I've been to the store looking for it, I've never seen it on the shelves. Naturally, this leads me to ask an employee where I can find it, and they *always* tell me they've NEVER heard of it, and they do not carry the product... which just leaves you speechless and with a feeling of, 'what now?' If the problem persists, perhaps you should consult a physician, who can supply you with proper medication. Also, he can give you shots that kind of close up your pores, so sweating never really happens again. I'm not shore if that's an option for you, but I recommend asking him for more information. But whatever you decide to do, goodluck from someone who knows EXACTLY what you're going through!!

♥[?]♥ about how long after someones death do they have their funeral?
If there's no reason to hold onto the body, it's usually 2-3 days. (:

♥[?]♥ i have these little bumps on my nipples. my mom said they were just like pimples, but yeah, they're not going away. and they're gross. well, not really that bad, they're just little bumps, weird huh? anybody know anything about this? should i go 2 a doctor?
It's nothing more than a normal part of the female anatomy, Hun. No reason to be worried. We all have them. [:

♥[?]♥ Hey! On your info, what did you do to get it to enter? I mean whenever I type my info I press enter so I can write more, but then when I go to my column all of the things I wrote is all togher. So how did you and some of the other columnist get to press enter. I tried chainging the layouts on here but it doesnt work.

My other question is when I try to do lsjdfh my whole paragraph turns bold. So how do I just do one word?

Thanks so much!
Simple. :)

Put < p > before each new paragraph. Delete the two empty spaces between < and >.


And your bold isn't working right, because you're not using the correct code. It's < B >TEXT HERE< / b >, only without the empty spaces between the < and >. :)
♥ Mackenzie ♥


♥[?]♥ ok i think im a horrible kisser i dont actually know i never asked anyone if i was so im just curious what is hmm how to explain this what is a good way to kiss someone like how would you do it that they would definetly like it and not be a bad kisser??
It's difficult to tell you HOW to make out, but I found a few websites that think they are capable of doing JUST that:
- http://www.links2love.com/teens_kissing.htm
- http://www.partyhearty.com/kissingadvice.html
- http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissingschool/

♥[?]♥ When a girl fingeres herself does it hurt? How does it feel?
If it were painful and unpleasurable, do you think they'd do it? :P

♥[?]♥ can a girl get pregenent from anal sex
No. (:

♥[?]♥ hey does anyone know any good songs to download? this question is an easy 5 so...yea please help me. nellie x0x
Well, as far as country goes, my favorites are:


-- Rachel Proctor - "ME AND EMILY"

-- Alan Jackson - "LITTLE BITTY" and "REMEMBER ME"

-- Trace Adkins - "SONGS ABOUT ME" and "ONE HOT MAMA"

-- Rascal Flatts - "GOD BLESS THE BROKEN ROAD"

-- Cowboy Crush - "NOBODY EVER DIED OF A BROKEN HEART"

-- Gretchen Wilson - "WHEN I THINK ABOUT CHEATIN'"

-- Sheryl Crow - "PICTURE"

-- Shania Twain - "PARTY FOR TWO" and "YOU'RE STILL THE ONE"

-- Dixie Chicks - "THERE'S YOUR TROUBLE" and "WIDE OPEN SPACES"

-- Garth Brooks - "THUNDER ROLLS"

-- Joe Nichols - "COOL TO BE A FOOL" and "SHE ONLY SMOKES WHEN SHE DRINKS"

-- Blaine Larsen - "HOW DO YOU GET THAT LONELY"

-- Deana Carter - "THERE'S NO LIMIT" and "ONE DAY AT A TIME"

-- Brad Paisely - "LITTLE MOMENTS"

-- George Strait - "WRITE THIS DOWN"
and "CHECK YES OR NO"

-- Faith Hill - "MISSISSIPPI GIRL"

-- LeeAnne Rimes - "NOTHING 'BOUT LOVE MAKES SENSE" and "ONE-WAY TICKET"

-- Tim McGraw - "IT'S YOUR LOVE"

-- Toby Keith - "WHO'S YOUR DADDY" and "AS GOOD AS I ONCE WAS"

-- LeeAnn Womack - "I MAY HATE MYSELF IN THE MORNING" and "I HOPE YOU DANCE"

-- Miranda Lambert - "ME AND CHARLIE TALKIN'"

-- Phil Vassar - "REAL LOVE"

-- Mindy Smith - "COME TO JESUS" and "JOLENE" and "ONE MOMENT MORE"

-- Craig Morgan - "THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT SUNDAY"

-- Sara Evans - "SUDS IN THE BUCKET" and "PERFECT"

-- Sugarland - "BABY GIRL"

-- Jessic Andrews - "THERE'S MORE TO ME THAN YOU" and "WHO I AM"

-- SheDaisy - "DON'T WORRY 'BOUT A THING" and "LITTLE GOODBYES"

-- Rebecca Lynn Howard - "FORGIVE"

-- Josh Gracin - "NOTHING TO LOSE"

-- Jo Dee Messina - "I'M ALRIGHT" and "THAT'S THE WAY"

-- Jamie O'Neal - "THERE IS NO ARIZONA" and "TRYING TO FIND ATLANTIS"

-- Martina McBride - "MY BABY LOVES ME" and "MY VALENTINE" and "INDEPENDENCE DAY"

-- Montgomery Gentry - "SPEED"











For Techno, I DEFINITELY suggest:


---"Move This", by Technotronic.
---"Pump Up The Jam", by Technotronic.
---"Rythym Is A Dancer", by Snap.
---"Tainted Love", by Soft Cell.
---"Rythym Is Gonna Getcha", by Gloria Estafan.
---"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me", by Culture Club/Boy George [same thing...].
---"The Sign", by Ace Of Base.
---"Beautiful Life", by Ace Of Base.
---"All That She Wants", by Ace Of Base.
---"This Is Your Night", by Amber.
---"Sweet Dreams", by La Bouche.
---"Be My Lover", by La Bouche.
---"Days Go By", by Dirty Vegas.
---"I Surrender", by Samantha Fox.
---"South Side", by Moby.
---"Too Sexy", by Right Said Fred.
---"Cotton Eyed Joe", by Rednex.
---"I Belong To You [Ooh Aah.. Just A Little Bit]", by Gina G.
---"Free Your Mind", by En Vogue.
---"Don't Let Go", by En Vogue.
---"Gotta Get Thru This", by Daniel Bedingfield.









And if you want some good tear-jerkers, I like:


---"Probably Wouldn't Be This Way", by Leann Rimes - LOVE IT!!
---"Crazy For This Girl", by Evan and Jared
---"Unbreak My Heart", by Toni Braxton.
---"It's Your Love", by Tim McGraw.
---"Because You Loved Me", by Celine Dion.
---"Don't Speak", by No Doubt.
---"So Yesterday", by Hilary Duff.
---"I'm OK", by Christina Aguilera.
---"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You", by Michael Bolton.
---"F*ck It", by Eamon.
---"Hands", by Jewel.
---"Foolish Games", by Jewel.
---"Foolish", by Ashanti.
---"Take My Breath Away", by Berlin. I like Jessica's version better though
---"Me and Emily", by Rachel Proctor.
---"Strawberry Wine", by Dena Carter.
---"Have You Ever", by Brandy.
---"My Immortal", by Evanesence.
---"My Happie Ending", by Avril Lavigne.
---"Someday", by Britney Spears.
---"How Do You Get That Lonely?", by Blaine Larson.
---"Truly, Maddly, Deeply", by Savage Garden.
---"Crash and Burn", by Savage Garden.
---"I Knew I Loved You", by Savage Garden.
---"Two Beds And A Coffee Machine", by Savage Garden.
---"Travelin' Soldier", by Dixie Chicks.
---"Remember When", by Alan Jackson.
---"All My Life", by KC & JoJo.
---"Crazy", by KC & JoJo.
---"Butterfly Kisses", by Bob Carlisle.
---"Whiskey Lullaby", by Brad Paisley and Allison Krauss.
---"Then They Do", by Trace Adkins.
---"Untitled", by Simple Plan.





I'm shore this is enough, for now at least. :D

♥[?]♥ i know i don't have breasts but when i get near a guy i try to push them out.[it works kinda] but i think now boys are looking for that. im 13. what should i do?

thanks in advance

ash
This may not be the answer you're wanting to hear, but there is nothing you CAN do. What you "should do" is find guys who will accept you for who you are. I'm sorrie to say that there's really nothing to be done to make your breasts bigger (without surgery). They offer vitamins which promise to do this, however they are not recommend to children. I really don't suggest you bother worrying about this. You're only 13! You still have many many MANY years left to develop, and you're breasts don't stop growing until you're around 19 or so. This honestly isn't a big deal; you have PLENTY of time. You'll fill out, and things will be fine, I promise! :D

♥[?]♥ i was just wondering how old you were when you had your first kiss....im 14 and i still havent had mine so i kinda feel like a loser but plz put real age...ty
I was 12.


But there's no reason to feel like a "loser"! Infact, if this helps you feel better: I have many friends who are 20+, and they still haven't ever held a relationship before. Honestly, there's no reason you should worrie about this. Just because some of your friends might have done certain things does NOT mean you should have already done them, too!! You're only 14 - you have PLENTY of time still. Truthfully, it's NOT as big of a deal as you might assume. Don't stress yourself out about this. It'll happen in time, and when it does it'll be an unforgettable moment. Don't cheat yourself out of one of the best teenage memories by rushing it. =]

♥[?]♥ ok, im a 16 y/o guy, and i've never had a health class (reason i'm asking.) What are some signs that a girl IS NOT pregnant? like, is her period not the same? my girlfriend is 15, and we dunno. we had sex about 3 weeks ago, and we were woried about it. she's on her period right now, but does that mean she is FOR SURE NOT PREGNATE
?
Simply put: If she is on her cycle, she is not pregnant. (:

♥[?]♥ what do you get a guy for his birthday and christmas when he says he doesn't want anything?
Well, you never mention his age, but I'll do the best I can here.


If you're interested in getting him a store bought gift, try keepin' it simple. Spring for some posters, a leather jacket, nice cologne, a gift card, a nintendo system, or some DVD's.


Or, if he drives... definitely go for a *GAS CARD*. Those are pricey, but you also never mentioned your age and price range.


You could always take him to a fancy dinner. Another option... you could MAKE him dinner!! If you're up to the challenge, you could try stuffed chicken breasts with potatoes of some sort with a fresh garden salad and sundaes for dessert!


Ooooh, or LASAGNA!!


And if you wanna get creative, how 'bout you just go to the park?? Bring a blanket and some music! And pack a picnic lunch, which doesn't have to be difficult. It can consist of turkey sandwiches on slice bread, grapes, watermelon, pretzels, twinkies etc. And make shore you bring a crap load of bread to feed the duckies!!


Another possible suggestion... you could always make him a poster or a photo album. You could deck it out with markers, photographs, quotes and so on.


How about making him some sort of little quilt with protective clear pockets that you can insert pictures into, and take them out to wash easily!


Just in case you were interested in preparing a meal for him, here is a page of a BUNCH of QUICK and EASY meals which can ALL be prepared in 30 minutes or LESS guaranteed!!!


http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/show_tm/text/0,1976,FOOD_9997_12135,00.html
This lady is my all time inspiration!!! I wouldn't suggest her if she wasn't fabulous!


*Honestly though, it's important to remember that it's the thought that counts with these things. Exspense doesn't measure love, so whatever you do I'm shore he'll be extremely appreciative!! Just be creative and have fun!! :D

♥[?]♥ iv'e liked this guy for like 7 years and i love him .. but he's short im tall,, everyone says he's ugly but he's not.. my friend loves him too.. i never told my mom.... and now is it too late? he doesn't have a g/f yet. what should i do
Why would it be too late? And it really doesn't matter what anybody thinks, but you. YOU would be the one dating him, no one else. You really shouldn't let others discourage you. If you feel you've found someone to build some wonderful memories with.. someone who treats you fairly and respectfully, why would you ever want to deny such a thing?


If I were you, I'd make sure this boy knew exactly what I am feeling. Why don't you ask him how he feels about you directly? That would be the most productive thing to do in this situation. Just be bold, be honest, and go for it. It's the *ONLY* way to know for sure how he may be feeling about you. You can sit and *ASSUME* his thoughts and feelings allll you want... but you'll never know exactly what's in his heart unless it's coming straight from his lovely lips! And perhaps since you're the one bringing this conversation up, telling him YOUR thoughts first would be the way to go about it. If he's a shy boy, your breaking the ice would make things much more easier on him. [:

♥[?]♥ f/14....is it normal to get "wet" when your boyfriend makes out with you? a little bit of touching below the neck but not past the stomach?
Absolutely. This is a normal female reaction. It's nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed about, because it's simply the way it is. You're only human; don't worrie about it. ;D

♥[?]♥ Ok so my friend asked this guys out for me that I really didn't know. He said "Well I really don't know her so not right now". So is he thinking 'No I won't go out with her or was he thinking what he sayed to her? Plz help! I really like this guy!
Well, I'm not a mind reader, but my quess is he meant exactly what he said. It's not a yes, but it's not a no.. simply because he has no idea who the person he's recjecting really is inside, ya know? If I were you, I'd find someway to better get to know him. (:

♥[?]♥ what are love handles?
"Love handles" are accumulations of weight are the waist area. I found some pictures to provide as some examples:
- http://realpagessites.com/drphilhooker/nss-folder/showroomiii/2love%20handles.jpg
- http://www.open2.net/science/backgroundbrief/fat/graphics/man2.jpg
- http://www.lipodr.com/graphics/Mark%20love%20handles%20before.jpg


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