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This is wierd but can you get your vagina skin pierced?

Yes, it has been and can be done.

♥ lena

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Does anyone know any sites like download.com where you can get free downloads for your ipod?


thanks!

Morpheus & Limewire. Check those and add .com to them in the address bar.

♥ lena

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would you consider "to hell with it" to be vulgar? as in cursing?

Around youngins, yes. Around your own aged-people, no.

♥, lena

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im having symptoms because im over excited for camp && i get to be in lena ladenheim's bunk a rooti yo! (can you guess who it is?)

Danielle Sarah Klein is my best friend.
♥ lena

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what are the chanches of a condom breaking when have sex?

It's really rare, like 3%

♥ lena

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theres this girl named lena and shes really beautiful and its hard for me because i get really nervous and intimidated around the opposite sex but i really like her so what should i do

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i need help. i just asked my mom for an eyebrow piercing and she said it was for crazy people. shes wrong. what could i do so that she can change her mind or atleast say ..you have it when your 15 or 14?i wanted an eyebrow piercing for like a year now..help me out.

You should ask her why she doesn't want you to get one because then you can figure out why she's so against it. Then, you should tell her that you are mature enough to handle it, and if that doesn't work you should ask her what it would take for you to prove that you can get an eyebrow piercing. That will leave her to decide what she should do to prove you are worthy of this.

♥ lena

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The boy and I are going to formal together but he's pretty fat. He's cute though in a little brother way. Everyone is calling me a chubby chaser. Should I just go to the dance alone.

Go with what you're heart is telling you. I think you should go with him even if other kids are calling you names, they're just jealous because they aren't going with the guy you're going with. Just go with him and see how things turn out, you can always hang out with your friends if something goes wrong.

♥ lena

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how do a 11 yr. old girl like me get rid of my bages under my eyes,right make-up materials[im brown]and get skinny,and get guys and be popular?

Okay woah thats a lot of things in a question ..

Bags under the eyes: First of all try your hardest to get 10 hours of sleep everynight and any line of makeup makes coverup for all skin tones (Maybelline, L'oreal, CoverGirl, etc.) Availiable at any drugstores.

To lose weight: you must eat healthy foods and exercise daily. There are many exercises targeted for different parts of the body to lose weight in . Check out health websites and/or health books for exercises.

To get guys and be popular? I mean come on, the school year is practically over. Just be yourself. Nobody likes a person whos fake or a poser. Besides, you're only 11, and you shouldn't have to worry about that stuff.

♥ lena

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ok so one of my friends wont shut up about pandas. and then her friend wont stop complaining about her little brother and its starting to me piss me off what should i do

Tell them to move to Zimbabwe. In Africa.

♥ lena

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every time i'm near a pretty girl I get a boner. Do girls notice things like that? Do yhey talk to their friends and wonder how big it was?

aslo do girls prefer looking at a soft or hard penis?

This type of question can not be asked on Advicenators.

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When i go out and ive got cool clothes on, ive taken time on my hair and a bit extra makeup on, i usually get tons of attention from guys and i feel so happy, but then the next day i go to school - school uniform on, messy hair and a little less makeup and i get called a munter!
It confuses me, but also i get so annoyed cos i feel that i cant prove to the guys at school that boys do like me and i can look hot.
Is there any way of looking cool and sexy in my school uniform?
And being able to make my hair and makeup glam in 10 minutes?

If guys only like you because of your looks then you should leave them alone by their own shallow minds. But anyway, for the uniform there are different ways you can either make a skirt a different length or roll up sleeve on a shirt or put a collar out another way, it really all depends on what the uniform is, and what the rules are about changing them if there are any.

For makeup in 10 minutes, believe it or not there actually is a way to do it. First, you dab a few drops of coverup under eyes, and over flaws and blemishes. Then you brush a soft blush over the apples of your cheeks, stroking up toward your temples. Then use short precise strokes to line your eyes with eyeliner, and then put a small coat of mascara on. Finally, use your favortie lipgloss and spritz on some perfume and you're ready to roll :]

♥ lena

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this is going to sound really dumb but if you use tampons then is it posible that sex wont pleasure you if you're constantly putting something up you're vagina every month?? just wondering

No, they are completely different from eachother in that context.

♥ lena

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How can I get my confidence level higher ?

Any tips?????????????????????????

First you have to list all the positive assets about yourself. Then read them over and repeat "I am beautiful." or "I am fabulous." Pick a line that you can relate to and repeat them over and over in your head and smile. Don't think about anything negative because that only lowers your self esteem. When you're around people think about your positive line and smile and just concentrate on your positive aspects. Soon you'll feel so much better about yourself, and others will start to notice it too. Just remember to be confident in whatever you do, because confindence is sexy.

♥ lena

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Hey sexy,
I got a major problem that need fixxin. My friend see hes a terrorist strate out the heart of palestine i mean an arab a real maniac from the roots of Hamas and hes kinda gay too. When ever i am around him i uncontrollably pull out a pen and paper and start writing my will i am so afraid hes gonna blow me up and im not in the mood to die. what should i do my sexy advice ladie please help!

Ps. I LOVE LESBIANS

from
Your lover

Haha yeah so you should just blow him up yourself :]

♥ lena

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well i am 13 and having my second child. that pretty much says it all. help?

This is really not okay girlfriend. You should give your children up to an adoption agency, because I don't think it's a good idea for you to be a caregiver at that young an age. Good luck!

♥ lena

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alrighty so i dont like my eyebrows. i think they are to dark. how can i make them lighter? please helppp!!!

Buy bleach and then do it until the shade you desire is reached. =)

♥ lena

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is a bmw the same thing as a beamer?

Yes.

♥ lena

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can I get pregnant on my period if I'm on birth control?

Probably not.

♥ lena

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is it wrong to want to have sex at the age of 13?

You have to know that you want to do this. Consider why you are going to do this and if you will regret doing it at such a young age. Think about the fact that this is deffinetely wrong, but if you feel the time is right then go for it! :]

♥ lena

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