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IM A GANGSTER.. STRAIGHT UP G. HAHA OKAY UHM WELL MY NAME IS DZANA IM 13 BUT IVE EXPERIENCE ALOT IN THOSE 13 YEARS SO YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING AND ILL TRY TO HELP xO

P.S- THERE IS SUCHA THING AS A STUPID QUESTION OKAY LOL SO IF YOUR GONNA BE A LIL SMART ASS THATS GONNA ASK GAY QUESTIONS F.Y.I THEY WILL BE DELTED

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how do i fingure a girl???? please tell me please!

OKAY .... i mean its kinda self explanitory but watever ... you take your finger and simply start fingering her vagina.... hehe hope it helped xoxo Dzana

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OK so my hair is wayyyyyyyy thick and frizzy, like totally thick. If i get it cut to about shoulder length, and get 2 layers taken off, will i see a big difference? Will other people? I alwayssss wear my hair up, so can yu still see the difference? and will it be easier to straighten, cus with the way my hair is now, it takes about 2 hours. Lots of questions, i know, but i'll rate high for any help

hey! ii think that you should get frizz controll... you realii wont see that much of a difference neither will other people it will be alott easier to straighten trust me i straighten mi hair all the time mine is very thick n curly but you should cut it shoulder length it would be much easier for you! xoxo Dzana

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please help if i am sneaking out of the house tonight to meet my boyfriend outside cuz he lives by me! my moms window is in the front! and mine is in the back and i have a back porch should i tell my boyfriend to meet me on my back porch?! give me tips on how to sneak out w/o my mom findin out

hey you should sneek out the back thats what ii do! i didnt get caught yet! so i was doin somthing rite & try not to make a lot of noise ... hope it hellped xoxo Dzana

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hey im 12 and i have a bf thats 15 and he really thinks i have big boobs and i have a big ass well thats what most of the guys think and this 15 year old kid is my bf one night we whent to his house in the basment and i gave him a hand job and he said he wantd to fuck me becuase i havent lost my virginity and havent done nothing really eciteing how would i fuck him and give him head???? lpease help ill really rate high!

wow okay first of all if i were you i would think about if your readii to lose your virginity? i mean how long have you known this guy and do you realli trust him? you could just give him head instead if you dont want to lose your virginity but if you decide that you do want to then plz use a condom! safe sex is always good! and reallii think about the consequenses before you do anything hope i helped xoxo Dzana

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i havent gotton my period yet and i have a ?. when i get it for the fist time will i know, or will i not know till i go to the b/r? i dont want it to like leak through or nething, that is what i m most afried of! just tell me if i will know or not! thxs!

yea you will notice it dont be afraid just have a tampon or pad with you in ur purse or something i recommend a pad if its your first time hope it helped xoxo Dzana

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The other day i was at a party n i was drunk.. next mornin i woke up and some dude was layin next to me and my butthole hurt.. I think i had sex wit a dude but im straight n i have a girlfriend.. plus everyone tells me that yes i did have sex w/ him.. wtf am i gona do.. i think im gona kill myslef .. please give me some good advice..

awee!! okay maybii people are just saying that so you would think that you should ask someone that you realli trust and if you did have sex with him then you reallii cant do anything about it what happened happened you cant change that dont kill yourself you have a lot to live for you should talk to your girlfriend about this and let her know well i hope i helped xoxo Dzana

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The other day I was playing with my balls and sniffing them to make sure they dont smell bad and I felt a lump.. do I have nut cancer? Am I HIV Positive? I'm really scared to masturbate .. what should I do?

hmm okay i dont think there is such a thing as nut cancer but whi would you be scared to masturbate! so what if you felt a lump or watever if it dont hurt then whats stoping you hehe if your problem continues i suggests seeing a doctor hope i helped xoxo dzana

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is it just plain wrong for a 15 year old straight male to babysit?

lmao noo thats perfectly normal im sure parents will be a little thrown off but hey if you like it whi not! hope it hellped xoxo Dzana

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kk well first i just wanan ask, i do masterbate quite a bit iv done it for awhile and all. But last night i did it. and this moring it hurt when i pissed. And its all sore is this normal?

yes that is normal you mite have done it for too long or hard watever try taking it slow hope i helped xoxo dzana

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Fourteen.Female.

so last night before getting into the shower I look and my left breast has what looks to be stretch marks almost all over it [exaggeration]. My right one is perfectly normal.
I thought it was growing or something?
Is it normal?

lol okay thats perfectly normal...never happend to me but yea still normal! you should just get coco butter i've heard it works very well hope i helped xoxo Dzana

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hey does anyone know what lmao stand for?

lmao!!! lol that stands for laughing mi ass off xoxo dzana

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AHH i burned my head with my straightener and i need to get something that will make the scar go away or fade drasticly...its a white spot on the tip top of my forehead! quick! school starts in like 4 days!

lol ii do that all the time! usuallii it goes away by the next day but you should get this aloe gel to relive pain & help the swelling xoxo Dzana

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Ok...So, I go to conciling and im on Medication. But, I still don't feel happy. I'm always down and I never want to do anything. I like being alone, always. And I try to change myself but it just keeps getting worse. Yes, I cut, But im really not a bad person. My family is dieing to get me to change and be like one of my friends. They told me that they wished I was like her....Any advice on how to change my ways and make my parents proud??

aweee!! sounds like some one ii know!! dont listen to what your parents said, dont try to be more like your friend be who you want to be not what they wanna see! & instead of cutting yourself you could try to do something else to take your mind off of your problems & try to be around more people even if you reallii like to be alone just try it it wont hurt hope i helped xoxo Dzana

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well okay this sounds weird but the other day i was talking 2 my boyfriend online,and he was like "i wanna skeet,skeet,skeet" ...wtf does that mean? lol he wouldnt tell me thansk ♥

HEY 0KAY I'VE HEARD THAT SKEET MEANS T0 C0ME[SP] L0L C0RRECT ME iF iM WR0NG H0PE i HELPED X0X0 DZANA

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okay. wel i went out w/ this guy (btw. im 14/f) and he dumped me,n we both have new bf's/gf's and yeah well he treats his new gf better than he treated me...im jelous..i love my bf.he treats me like effing gold.but ive just been thinking about it lately..what's the deal w/ that..my ex? thnx ♥

HEY! DiD YOU EVER THiNK THAT HE MiTE BE TRYiNG TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS & iTS W0RKiNG ! JUST D0NT LET iT B0THER Y0U THAT MUCH ii KNO Y0U PROBABLii HEAR THAT ALL THE TiME BUT TRUST ME iT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE A GREAT BF S0 BE HAPPii WiTH WHAT YOU HAVE F*CK THE 0THER 0NE... L0L H0PE iT HELPED X0X0 DZANA

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okay so im a 13/f and i want to start masterbuating but im afraid it will like kill and i dont no what to use and obv i cant get a dildo cause im 13 years old..plz helpp ASAP ill rate 5's for good/detailed answers

UMM 0KAY L0L WELL UMM ii REALLii D0NT KN0 WHAT T0 TELL YA YOU COULD GET ONE OF YOUR OLDER FRIENDS TO GET ONE FOR YOU OR SOMETHING LOL HOPE IT HELLPED X0X0 DZANA

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i just got this red bump on my vagina. it doesnt hurt or anything but it has been there for about a week? what is it?

UMM iF iTS BEEN THERE F0R A WEEK & STiLL DiDNT G0 AWAY THEN Y0U SH0ULD MOST LIKELii SEE A D0CT0R .... L0L H0PE i HELPED X0X0 DZANA

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Me and my close friend which is a girl were watching cruel intensions and it made us really horny, we both wanted to practise so we would be good when it came to us losing our viginity to a boy. So we practised positions and tongue kissing in our bikinis, and now all i can think about is being masturbating partners with her again.
I took 2 tests which both said i was i bi but cant figure this out.
f,16
p.s i never had feelings for a girl before it happened.

W0W OKAY iF YOU NEVER HAD FEELINGS F0R AN0THER GIRL BEF0RE & YOU THiNG ABOUT BEiNG MASTURBATiNG PARTNERS AGAiN HMM i THiNK YOU MiTE BE A Bi BUT!! EVERYONE HAS THEYRE "FANTASiES" & WHAT N0T iF YOU START HAViNG FEELiNGS TOWARDS 0THER GiRLS THEN MOST LIKELEY [SP] YOUR A Bi BUT OTHER THAN THAT ii DONT THiNK YOU ARE i MEAN YOU WERE ONLi PRACTiCiNG RiTE LOL HOPE iT HELPED X0X0 DZANA

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I know you don't want to listen to me whine but really, I have noone to talk to. My boyfriend just dumped me in the rudest way. He made up this horrible excuse that his parents were mad at him and he wasn't allowed to have a girlfriend. He never even told me he was breaking up. Right after that, he put his away message up that said "Oh the phone with the hottest girl ever-Shea!" (Shea is a slut and really easy by the way) Then I imed him to tell him how much he hurt me. And he said, "Yeah whatever, like you would know what pain was. Who cares about you."

I can't stop crying. Is there something wrong with me? He blocked me so anyone who wants his screenname, its: pyroboy9977.

I can't believe this. :(

AWE!! D0NT CRY JUST THiNK AB0UT iT THiS WAY iF HE DiD S0METHiNG T0 HURT Y0U HE'S N0T EVEN W0RTH CRYiNG 0VER! THERE iS ABS0LUTLY N0THING WR0NG WiTH Y0U! D0NT W0RRii AB0UT iT EVERY0NE G0ES THRU HEART BREAK AT 0NE POiNT 0R AN0THER ... iLL TRY TALKiNG TO HiM AND TELLiNG HiM TO UNBLOCK YOU & THEN MAYBii Y0U T00 C0ULD TALK AB0UT WHAT HAPPEND BUT iF HE iS G0iNG T0 TREAT Y0U LiKE SH*T THEN D0NT EVEN B0THER! THERES 0THER GUYS 0UT THERE F0R Y0U H0PE i HELPED X0X0 DZANA

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hey,, well my brother has a friend,, his friend is 17 and im 13, joe, his friend and me a pretty tight, and stuff,, i really like Joe but idk if he likes me, and even when his g/f is there, hell look at me alot..his g/f is also 13..but shes ugly and he doesnt like her that much,, so, like, what should i do??

HEY AWEE! THATS CUTE 0KAY LiKE Y0U SH0ULD WAiT A WHiLE ... i MEAN iF HE LiKES YOU T00 HE W0ULD 0BVi0USLii BREAK UP WiTH THE UGLii GiRL RiTE? WELL THEN iF HE D0ES Y0U SH0ULD TELL HiM THAT Y0U LiKE HiM & G0 0N FR0M THERE HE PR0BABLii LiKES Y0U T00 X0X0 DZANA

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