It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.
About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.
I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)
++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.
++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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okay this is superr embarassing but sometimes when i go potty i end up clogging the toilets in my housee. idk why it doesn't happen to anyone else. but one time it overflowed, and i felt SO BAD. i always hold down the flush longer than usual and wait for all the water to drain out before i leave. i hate going to the bathroom in school and i also hate missing class, so i can't realy go to the bathroom as much as possible in school. what should i do.. ? oh and i'm not like constipated. so i don't know why my poop would be so hard that it can't get softened by the water pressure.. (link)
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Use less toilet paper than you usually do, flush more often than normal, or invest in a plunger. It's no big deal, really.
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What's that rule about physical affection in school? PDA or sumtin? (what does it stand for again?) (link)
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PDA is public display of affection. It means holding hands, kissing, hugging, anything of that sort.
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i get discharge everyday liek a lot of it
is this bad?
how do i stop this (link)
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You can't really stop discharge. It's not bad, just natural.
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Hi, i am 17 and my bf is 18. And last weekend we were kinda fooling around yeah it involved protection, me still a virgin went along with it to see what it was like, anyway i am not on the pill but he used protection how likely is it that i am pregnant cuz idk and i am afraid of that ... i've also ben feeling kinda sick for the past few day that isnt helping or it could be that i am gust making myself sick about thinking of it. I plan to wait untill my monthely which is in a weeks time, but i gust need help decifering if i could be or not.. and yeah i know buying a pregnancy kit would work gust as well which i may resort to on the weekend.
also no the protection didnt break and he only took it off after he was done, keeping all fluid away from me so as to avoid the chances.
Thanks for your help.
Lizard-Girl (link)
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You're just paranoid [and in result, have made yourself sick]. You'll be fine.
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female
13 years old.
Zack. Zack Garrett. I love him with all my heart, and I know what any of you reading this are thinking..it'll pass over. Someone else will come along. Well.. I've tried to let go after we broke up. I shunned all contact from him and didn't keep any reminders. Explored the single world you know? Well he was my best love. It's hard to imagine better until it happens.
When shunning him didn't exactly work, and I stopped, all the memories and thoughts of him invaded my mind almost immediately. I currently talk to him, and things are looking up for me again. I think we may hook up.
But this isn't the problem. The problem is, had I really thought of only him for a month straight? Every time I thought or saw romance he popped into my head. Every time I tried to date (or even thought about it for that matter!) I compared them to Zack and decided it wasn't worth it. Everything was HIM. I'd even find myself making up fake conversations or scenarios in my head. When he dated someone else I looked at his girlfriend's profile CONSTANTLY. Read their comments. Looked at their pictures together just to see him. I check in on his life so frequently I know all about all his friends and what he does on weekends! IS THIS NORMAL?
Does every girl think about their ex for a month straight after a break up? Am I obsessed? I feel exactly as in love with him as I did the very first day. It didn't sway in the least. (link)
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Hahah, yeah, unfortunately, that's pretty normal. You don't have an obsession with him, [right now, at least] I'd say, you just miss him. They say you can't ever forget your first love, or your first heart break. A lot of people [even after growing up] still have a little soft spot for their first. You're young, don't rush things.
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hi i was wondering if you braid your hair when its damp and apply a curling mousse before you braid it and leave it in over night if you can get wavy (not frizzy) hair? thanks so much (link)
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It depends on your type of hair. Mine, I don't have to do anything but braid it damp and when I unbraid it, it's in perfect waves. However your hair is, it should work out fine.
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Iam 19 years old and i had sex about 3 weeks ago and i think i may be pregnant and i know i won't be able to take care of a baby by myself even though iam 19 years old my mind delveloped mentally is not 19 it is more like 12 so basically iam a 12 year old in a 19 year old body and i moved out of my mom's house after i graduated with a special education deploma and i moved in with my cousin but iam afraid if i tell my cousin that i had unprotected sex and i think i may be pregnant she'll kick me out even though we are really close and everything and i don't think she'd do that but i've don't so many things in the past that have hurt her like i use to steal ciggerates from her but i quit stealing them from her and i quit smoking all together and she said if i did one more thing that hurt her that she would be threw with me and i don't know if this would be considering hurting her to and iam really scared we won't have the same relationship as we do now if i tell her that i migt be pregnant becouse we are like sisters.
please help me. (link)
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Getting pregnant doesn't/wouldn't/shouldn't hurt her. Wait however long you want to, and take a pregnancy test to make sure it isn't just a scare. Ready or not, if you're pregnant, you're pregnant. You have to take some kind of action, after that. Whether it's aborting or considering adoption or keeping it, you have to do something.
Tell your cousin. If she's as close as you think she isn't, she won't be hurt, she'll just be nervous/excited with you. Stealing cigarettes, although wrong and unhealthy, isn't really that big of a deal. Chances are she won't throw you out because you made a mistake. If she does, well, maybe you should reevaluate your relationship with her.
Then go to your parent(s), siblings, or whoever else you feel needs to know. Don't suffer alone, there are plenty of people that care about you that will do whatever they can to help.
I'm not saying have the child, because I don't know too many people that are eager about becoming parents at 19, but I'm also not telling you to abort. Just do something while you still have options.
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I have to write an essay about what I didn't do over summer vacation. It's like the usual 'What I did over summer vacation' essay but my teacher wants us to lie to her and write about something that DIDN'T happen, but would be extremely unordinary/exciting. But the problem is, I can't think of a single thing to write about. Any ideas? (link)
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Over the summer I didn't:
Go skiing
Go to Europe
Run naked through the park
Drill for oil
Jump out of a plane
Tour the Eiffel Tower
Make my own religon
Make a movie
Swim in a river
Design my own type of sneakers
Become a parent
Learn a new language
Commit murder
Steal a million dollars
Drive a corvette
Lose my virginity
Meet the creator of a popular sitcom
Learn an instrument
Stay up 24 hours straight
Watch every episode of Spongebob
Get a virus on my computer
Cheat on my boyfriend/girlfriend
Lose a tooth
Make a cake
Learn to swim
Make a build-a-bear
Get a pedicure
Dye my hair
Get braces/get braces off
Get glasses
Lose my car keys
Get something pierced
Go cliff diving
I hope that should help. Sounds like a fun assignment. :]
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Much like the famous man who started bigger and better with a large red paperclip, me and my friends plan on doing something similiar. Get something random but cool and go to random people and ask them to give you something slightly bigger or better than your item in exchange for the item. In doing so, you can start with something small and end with something way better.
All i need is some really good ideas (preferably common things) for starting this game. please list as many as you can.
thanks (link)
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Hair ties?
Bracelets?
Sharpies?
Blank cds?
Colored markers?
Pens?
Rubber bands?
Mini stapler?
Key chain?
Plastic bead necklace?
Ring?
Poster?
Notebook?
Um, that's all I've got. Good luck, though! That sounds like quite a fun game.
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i asked a question before about the likelyhood of me being pregnant from precum, even though my boyfriend didnt actually stick it in, it was just rubbed. but i normally get my period at the end of the month. lastmonth i believe i got it on the 26th and now its still not here. ive had continuous cramps since lastnight. whats going on.. im really scared (link)
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Lol, Comrade, if you're going to be answering questions about being 'pregnent', you should probably spell pregnant correctly.
You're most likely fine. I know I certainly freak out when I have no reason to. If your week is a week or more late, go ahead and buy a test, if it'll make you feel that much better.
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so a few weeks ago i went to a play with my mom and my best friend, and then on the way home my mom dropped me off at my dads house first (my parents are divorced and i was at his house that week) then she dropped my friend off. i didnt think anything of it at the time. so the next day i was talking to my friend and she was telling me all this stuff that her and my mom had talked about after i had gotten out of the car. she said that my mom asked her if she new why her and my dad had gotten divorced and my friend said no, becuase she didnt, and then she said that my mom told her that they got divorced because my dad was having an affair!! this was the first time a had heard anything about this. i am 15 right now and my parents got divorced when i was 12, and a little while after they got divorced, my dad got a girlfriend, and a little bit after they told me she was pregnant, and now, i have a new baby brother thats 9 months old. so, you do the math. i dont know what to think, should i believe what my mom told her, that he had an affair?? before i heard this, i never had the slightest thought he ever did that, its so not him. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK AND ITS CREEPING ME OUT THAT THERE IS EVEN A POSSIBILITY THAT HE WOULD DO THAT TO MY MOM. so, on to my question, if you were in my position, what would you think? anything will help!
thanks in advance :) (link)
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Talk to your mom. Ask her if it was true or not. Then, ask her why she would tell your friend this, and not you. Then, talk to your dad to confirm.
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notes from underground by fyoder dostoyevksy.
how is the narrator an anti-hero?
i really dont understand
just give me something simple that will help me to better understand please!! (link)
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http://www.sparknotes.com/lit/underground/canalysis.html -character analysis
http://www.sparknotes.com/lit/underground/summary.html -plot overview
Try sparknotes.
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15/F
I have hypothyroidism, depression, PMDD, hypoglycemia and we dont have it all fixed yet but close.
My doctors said the only thing we can really do at this point is wait for the meds to kick in which could take like FOREVER, and get me on a good sleeping schedule: ten hours of sleep going back a half hour each week.
But I have to be in homeroom by 7:25 and I take quite a while to get ready. I barely have time for breakfast which I NEED.
My school said I can have lunch and study block first period and just come in after that, but Id be missing out on all those people, morning pep rallies, which wouldnt help my self esteem. NO I cannot stay for afterschool activites.
SO do you guys wake up "fully refreshed" each morning, like I think Im supposed to? And how do you make TIME for so much going on?? I needneedneed to be ready this year :[
Ive almost failed 8th and 9th grade by absenteeism [whole second semester] and Im running out of advanced courses. Arrgh, HELLLP! (link)
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How long does it take for you to get to school every morning? If it takes you say, ten minutes to get to school, leave your house at 7 or 7:05, just so you aren't rushed.
Give yourself an hour to get dressed [because really, it's just school, not a fashion show.] and ten minutes to eat breakfast. So wake up at 5:45.
Go to bed at 9:00 and you should be fine. That's about ten hours. If you've been up since five-something in the morning, it'll be easier to get to bed than you think. Let your social life take a back seat to your health for a while. each week you'll regain half an hour of your night. :] If you don't want to miss shows on late at night, simply watch them online [like on Youtube] or TIVO them.
High school is difficult, I'll give you that. Not everyone knows how to make time for everything, that's why you have to learn to prioritize. Make a list of the things you need to do, then number them in matter of importance. Then just go straight by the numbers.
Eat healthy, excersize, take your medicine, hang out with friends. Live life as you normally would- things will work out soon enough. :]
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Ok me and my boyfriend have been having sex hes 17. my mom found naked pictures of me in my camera that i took of myself that no one else has seen but me, and now my moms putting me out to be this big slut. And shes treatening to take me to the doctor and if they see im not a virgin then shes gonna have my boyfriend Aressted. me and him have been together for 2 years. I love him sooo much annd idk what i would do without him PLEASE HELP!! (link)
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Tell your mom that every kid experiments. It's none of her business if you've been having sex or not. You aren't a slut, you're just having fun.
By going to the doctor to see if you aren't a virgin, does she mean to see if your hymen's broken? Cherry's 'pop' doing every day things, like riding a bike or excersizing.
Your boyfriend's not going to jail, that's retarded.
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what is yall favorite to do in bed? As in postions? Do you like when a girl takes control && shows you how she wants it && stuff?? Im just curious..Because I usually do with my boyfriend && I get him all turned on like asap..&& I ride him but it doesnt even last 5 minutes!! an yall control when yall are about to? Why does this happen? I want to finish too, but I never can but I dont tell him anything. Whats the problem I GOING CRAZY.. (link)
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People can't tell you the majority of sex stuff on this site. It's a problem, really, but it's for everyone's safety. :]
I will say this, though- my boyfriend likes it when I take control. Talk to your boyfriend, ask him what he likes; tell him what you like. Talk about what you want to try.
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There's this boy that I use to go out with maybe about like a year ago and to make a long story short, we don't talk to each other anymore. Well, he's leaving in about a week to go to college, and I've sorta been talking to him like how's your summer been kinda crap. And I've acknowledged the fact that we are such crappy friends cause we can't talk to each other and stuff and he agrees with me. Anyways, I don't know if this is just me thinking about him again or whatever, but I really, really want to have sex with him. (I don't want him to be my boyfriend again I just want to do it with him.) He was just so good at kissing and after we stopped going out, we still did stuff together until I ended it because I didn't want to do things anymore without having a boyfriend. (Hypocrite, I know.) So what my question is is how do I confront him about this? It's really embarrassing and also really scary because what if he says no he doesn't want to? I'll feel like a total idiot. Please help and thank you! (link)
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This is a bad idea, I hope you realize. If you want to do anything with your ex, be sure that all parties STRICTLY agree no feelings will be involved.
Ask him out for lunch and just casually bring it up, that's probably the most straight forward way. Or, I suppose, you could IM or text him. Just say it, though. People hate it when you beat the bush to death.
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i havent been wearing a bra for a while now cuz all i do is stay home and they kinda bother me
1 does that mean theres something wrong gonna happen to my breasts... sooner or someday?
2will they get really low like a grandmas?
3 should i continue to do it or wear it every day twenty four seven? (link)
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Well, generally, with having kids and with age, your breasts to kind of just.. end up a little lower than originally. They sag, yeah.
Nothing's wrong with your breasts just because you aren't comfortable in your bra. Maybe you should find a different size or fit or style all together. Loads of women wear the wrong bra size, too- next time you go panty shopping, just ask a sale's girl to measure you to see what you are. If you were measured the last time you went- you sound young, it's entirely possible that you grew. No worries.
You don't have to [and probably shouldn't] wear your bra twenty four seven. I've heard of women obsessively wearing theirs to prevent sagging, but seriously. You have to let your body breath, and relax. If you don't feel comfortable not wearing your bra around your house, try a sports bra. It keeps you together without the underwire or the push up and together of most bras.
:]I hope that helped.
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I had sex and my hymen broke i believe. But i only bled for 2 days, and i was in some pain but it wasn't pain like my period. My period last normally for 5-6 days. It wasn't a lot of bleeding but it wasn't just spotting either. Is that normal? (link)
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It's totally normal for you to bleed a little when your hymen breaks. No big deal.
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i shaved off half of my eyebrows (don't ask why) how long will it take for them to grow completly back? (link)
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A few weeks. Think about getting your eyebrows waxed- how long does it take before you need to get them waxed again? Same thing. Try to pretend that there's nothing wrong, and I'm sure no one will notice. [I say that because that's happened to me before. :)]
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so my cycle is irregular.
and it comes every other month for 10days.
im on it right now.
is there anyway to make the number of days your on your period shorter?
besides meds?
anddddd
im goingto be sitting on a van for like 18 hours.
and im on my period.
any advice on not leaking?!
please? (link)
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Well, I can't be much help on irregularity, because mine's always kind of been like clockwork. But like the person below me said, wear a 'heavier' or 'bigger' pad and carry an extra in your purse, so when you go in the gas station to check, you can change if you need to.
Wait, did you say you used pads or tampons? If you use tampons, wear a pad too, to prevent leaking. [If you do leak, the pad will catch it.]
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