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English essay


Question Posted Sunday September 7 2008, 6:53 pm

I have to write an essay about what I didn't do over summer vacation. It's like the usual 'What I did over summer vacation' essay but my teacher wants us to lie to her and write about something that DIDN'T happen, but would be extremely unordinary/exciting. But the problem is, I can't think of a single thing to write about. Any ideas?

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killerface answered Tuesday September 9 2008, 10:16 pm:
Over the summer I didn't:

Go skiing
Go to Europe
Run naked through the park
Drill for oil
Jump out of a plane
Tour the Eiffel Tower
Make my own religon
Make a movie
Swim in a river
Design my own type of sneakers
Become a parent
Learn a new language
Commit murder
Steal a million dollars
Drive a corvette
Lose my virginity
Meet the creator of a popular sitcom
Learn an instrument
Stay up 24 hours straight
Watch every episode of Spongebob
Get a virus on my computer
Cheat on my boyfriend/girlfriend
Lose a tooth
Make a cake
Learn to swim
Make a build-a-bear
Get a pedicure
Dye my hair
Get braces/get braces off
Get glasses
Lose my car keys
Get something pierced
Go cliff diving

I hope that should help. Sounds like a fun assignment. :]

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Brandi_S answered Tuesday September 9 2008, 1:25 am:
Out of the ordinary... Exciting....

You went to the moon. If one looks through a good enough telescope, perhaps they can see the footprints you made walking on the surface.

They would be easily distinguishable, considering you decided such an occasion warrants going in style. You looked pretty darn good bouncing across the moon in your black, sequined evening dress and spike heels....


Just a thought. ;-)

ygs-30/f

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0xymoron answered Monday September 8 2008, 1:28 pm:
Well, try this. What is something that you wished you would have done over the summer? Think big. ANYTHING in the world. Maybe you wanted to fly to Tokyo and go to Disneyland Tokyo. Maybe you wanted to meet your favorite celebrity. Maybe you wanted to fall in to a vat of nuclear waste and get superpowers. This kind of assignment is a creative fiction assignment. Meaning THE SKY'S THE LIMIT. So reach for it. Go all out.

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