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I am an Artist,Crafter& former Musician.An animal lover.A Pepsi addict! I love to do my house work to ANY music with a good beat.
I care about people,that is why I'm on this sight. To contribute to helping people with their problems through any experiences I may have had.
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Member Since: July 6, 2005
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Last Update: September 2, 2006
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alright, my brother is 21 and is a rapper just not noticed yet. he loves rap and has a couple CDs made, just not out yet....Does anybody know how he could somehow get recognized by an artist???
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Here's something that may help.
http://www.ameb.nsw.edu.au/publications/cpm_recognised.html


ok i'm 13/f and i'm not sexually active or anything but i am just wondering how effective condoms are. i know that sometimes they have a hole in them or something, but about what percent of the time are they safe? thanks! (link)
Hi,
Here is a website I found for you with good information. Hope it helps.
http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/Couples/Archive/Practicing/Q2317.html


omfg!!! i have the worst cramps ever today!! i took ib profen already and that didnt work!

i need some way to get rid of them or make them not so bad!

ik ppl say working out helps..but there is no way in hell im working out with this bad of cramps!

HELP!!

ill rate 5s! (link)
Boy ,I know the feeling! When my cramps got that bad I took a Motrin IB ,put a warm heating pad on my lower stomach with a bunch of pillows under my knees to lift the legs.Sometimes that would help.
Hope it helps for you.


hi
i am 16/f/uk
i used to cut last yr then i stopped cos things got a bit better in my life
but since about feb this yr i ave bn really depressed i cry my self to sleep every nite i ave started to cut again over the most stupid things. i cant find another way to let it all out. its like an addiction, when i get angry or upset i have an urge to cut.
my parents ave split up n i wanna be with my best boy mate hu is leavin to live in aussie and i wanna tell him how i feel i also hate the way i look i am over weight i have spots and i am just so low at the moment i dont want to see any doctors i just want some one to listen and not judge me
can some one tell me why im feeling and doing these things?
sorry its so long (link)
Hello
It's sounds like you are definitely depressed. Age 16 is a very hard time.Things seem so desperate sometimes.I suffer from depression and I can only tell you my experience.
I use to be so moody,angry and sad all the time.I didn't know what was wrong with me but I knew I couldn't carry on like that. When I went to my doctor ,she just told me "you got to get out more". Very frustrating! I was so desperate (and I don't want to sound like I'm a church goer,because I'm not)But I prayed to the good ol' Lord above and told him I can't go on this way and to please help me! Well,you know a few months later I tried to see my Doctor again(the same one) Figuring she'd just say the same ol' thing and to my surprise she was more interested in what I had to say and gave me a perscription for Prozac. This medication gave me my life back!Seriously! I went back to my happy self. The bad thoughts I use to get while washing dishes ,dissapeared.I was more relaxed and could think much straighter. I am still on Prozac 'til this day.I wouldn't go without it.(don't want to go back to being the Wicked Witch of the West :))
Maybe it's not for everyone,but I would surely give it a try.Talk to your doctor,it's worth it!
Thanks for listening and I won't judge you.


I'm like a hugeeee tomboy. Like I wear long shorts and football jerseys. Im 14 and going into highschool, never had a boyfriend. Will i ever get a boyfriend. I mean, i dont wear makeup, and im big bulky and muscular. I want a bf, but i think maybe they are intimidated by me. Changing the way i am is NOT an option, i like who i am. PLEASE HELP. (link)
I was much the same at your age,very Tom Boyish.I loved being that way too.I did grow out of it (some)eventually,but that when I was around 16.My first boyfriend was from out of town,he didn't really know my boyish background..Maybe that is where you should be looking? Just a thought.Hope it helps.


my moms friend had cancer and about 1 week ago the treatment finished and he is okay. well the hole company is having a party for him [john]. it is also his 61th birthday. Could i have some suggestions on sayings for him cake.
1) it needs to involve something w. gettin his cancer treated and bein well
2) he loves golf
3) it needs to include something for his b-day (link)
How about:
Happy 61st John
You hit a hole in one!


i need help going on a diet and losing weight.
ive tried everything! lol
i excersize, go to gyms..dance..swim..a bunch of stuff..n it hasnt seem to work.
does anyone know a good diets/excersize plans that can help? (link)
Always use up more calories than you take in.You must count them to know where your at.Here is a good website for fitness calculators and such:
http://www.changingshape.com/resources/calculators/
Hope it helps.

Hi again,
I just wanted to add anouther website,appearently the one I gave you,you have to pay for now.But anyway here it is:
http://www.nutritiondata.com/calories-burned.html


how do you know if that one friend is that one true "best friend" that will stick with you for life, thru all the bad and good times. i cant really explain what i mean by that one best friend but i think you might be able to get what i mean. thanks (link)
A true friend won't let you do things that aren't good for you.Some times they become like a Mother figure and a pain in the ass,but you always know they're there for you when you need them.


ok well this year is going to be my sweet 16 (im a felmale) and i want to have a really good party. I live in pittsburgh pa. i dont want to travel to far because with the cars we have we can only hold like 6 other ppl besides my family. my birthday is in dec. so its prob going to be cold out. also i want something that will be somewhat cheap. like i dont have a very big budget at all and i cant afford to rent somehwhere really nice or go anywhere real expensive. The party is prob going to be all girls but im not sure and i dont want something that i have to have a certain about of people because i dont no how big of a party im aloud to have. i no i can have at least 10 depending on what it is. (link)
Winter is a time for hot chocolate and being warm and cozy. Have a Pajama Party,especially if it's all girls.Bring in the fun movies,cuddle up in a circle aound the floor and talk girl talk.Do a seance,those are always a laugh.
Hope this gives you some ideas.


okay, during the day i have nothing to do, i am so bored. school years aren't so bad because i have school and homework and stuff like that, but the summers are unbearable! I have nothing to do. i can't get a job even though i want to because of those damn child labor laws and i don't have a driver's liscence so can anyone think of stuff i can do during the day? (link)
Hi!
Is there somewhere you can volunteer where you live? When my son was too young for working ,he was able to volunteer at a pizza place as kitchen help.Places like that welcome volunteers,so they can get some free help and it will benefit you by getting your foot in the door so when you do turn of age for working and getting paid,they just might hire you because you're already trained.
Just a thought,hope it helped.


I work my abs a lot, and I definitely have a 6 pack underneath my stubborn belly fat. Im a normal weight for my age and height, Im 14/f/5'5" and 129 lbs. I'm a little chubby in my lower stomach and I dont know how do get rid of it and let my abs show. I can feel the muscles underneath but i cant see them. I'll rate high (link)
Hi,
When I have the ambition to work on my lower stomach :) I lay down,put weights on my ankles,put my hands under my butt by the tail bone to support my back and lift my legs straight up as far as I can and bring them back down slowly but just so your heels do not touch the floor and repeat.
Hope this is helpful!


I'm trying to determine out what makes things funny. Is it witty lines, timing, random stuff, or something else? I'll be looking forward for your answers.

Thank you

~Teen Guru (link)
When I watch a stand up comic I find them funny when they are talking about a subject that everyone in the audience can relate to.
If you see the "Blue Collar Comedey Tour" on DVD,(Can rent it out at most places)you'll see what I mean.It has Jeff Foxworthy,Larry the Cable Guy,Bill Engvall and Ron White.
Very Funny Stuff!
Hope this is useful


Does anyone have any suggestions on how I should co-ordinate my dresser? It has a mirror, and three medium size drawers [in a column]. I have a lot of products and make up and stuff, yet I also have a lot of clutter and hats and jewelry I dont need. I dont really know how to organise my stuff, and I'm just wondering how everyone else does it for some inspiration. The three drawers could be used for more useful things yet they are filled with junk. I dont know what to put on the dresser, and what to put in the drawers. Also, would it be a good idea to buy a shelf of some sorts?

Thanks. (link)
I do cleaning for the elderly and this one in particular puts her perfume and tiny stuff in a shoe box on her dresser so I don't have to move every little piece to clean underneath. I find this very helpful I hope you do too.


I am a dancer and when im home alone... i dance lol.. what are some good fast pace songs that are good to dance to? (link)
How about : "I'm so excited and I just can't hide it" By --I think the Pointer Sisters.It's a fun song to dance to.


I'm kind of a shy type, so I don't really sing in front of people, but when I do I make it sound, like not my best. But when I sing by myself, I think that I may be talented. I also like to dance, and I like to draw and I'm good at that too, and same with writing. At my school there is Drama Club and I froze up and forgot all my lines and absolutely refused to sing. I dont know what to do. I want to be found out, but part of me doesn't. I'm a very split person. (link)
I would go take singing lessons.Really! It's the only way to build your confidence.


I really like this guy named Mike. Me and my friend Logan went to the movies with him and he held are hand and kissed both of us. Then after that he gave us his number. I was really attracted to him. He asked out my friend Logan but she said no. I really like him and he knows i do but now he likes some other girl. why would he kiss me and hold hands with me and telling me all this stuff on the phone and now likes another girl?
signed,
confused (link)
He's a player,beware of him!He's not a true friend.Find someone that is more into YOU.


I'm in love with a trumpet player in my school band, and I'm reasonably certain that he is interested in me as well, but he is shy and I'm not sure how to send out the vibe that I want him anymnore than I already have. Any advice for the desperately in love such as myself?

15/f (link)
Is there a music store that you can buy sheet music from? Buy eg:"I think I love you" in trumpet sheet music and give it to him.
Ex trumpet player


hey
does anyone know any way a 15 year odl can make money except for a job, like doing other things..mmkay thnaks (link)
Get yourself a lawn mower and cut grass. Hey,you are your own boss ,can work when you fell like it and the money is quick cash.


whaT DO you do if u hear your parents ummm..... doing it. they're like 48 and i think its wrong. They were both making sounds and i don't want to confront either one. please help me i dont no y but it bothers me.




ill rate high for good answers (link)
You might want say this to your parents:
I need a really good pair of ear plugs. and if they ask why, tell them there are some noises you hear at night that are really freaking you out.
Might break the ice to talk about the real subject.
Hope this helps.


my dad is sooo annoying.. and he is soo strict.. and won't let me do anything hardly.. I always have to go to my mom... what can I do to try and get him to calm down.. cause he is mad all the time.. and what can I do to let me do stuff more? (link)
always say yes sir and help around the house,maybe things will change.




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