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can sum1 please tell me when a disposable razor needs to be disposed of? i've 13/f and i've never used a disposable razor before.. whats a way to check if its dull or how do you know when you should throw it out? thanks

u cutter wtf is wrong with you???!!!

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I have this friend that died and I thought it was partly my fault and then her mom came to my house and told me that it was her other friend's fault. Lets just call her Mary Jane. Now Kylie(Dead Friend) had been hanging around with Mary Jane a lot and nobody knew about it. I used to feel sorry for Kylie and her family, and sometimes myself. But now I'm mad at her. It's starting to scare me bercause, how can I be SO angry and a 13 year old girl who died in a car crash?


**(((Mandy)))**

yeah how could you shes dead thats really stupid your mad at a dead person

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does it look silly to wear a pink and white tank top with juicy couture ivy league pants and light pink ugg boots if its like brisk spring weather? thnx!

yes

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When I'm making out with my boyfriend, he always gets a boner. I'm like right on top of him so it really turns me on. Is this happening to him because I'm turning him on? I'm a 15 year old girl so I don't know alot about this.

Thanks,
~*~Amy~*~

yes you are turning him on go have sex film it and put it on the internet jkjk thats gross no one wants to c it or pay for it cept horny old bastards

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Has anyone on here ever performed at orchestra hall...in minnesota? cuz my orchestra is performing there tomorrow and i was wondering what you thought of orchestra hall. thanks

i think its discusting and that it needs to be shut down


haha jk i have never been there srry

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theres this kid that keeps following me like everywhere and its freaking me out...what should i do?

get a tranquilizer gun and then hide him in the janitors closet

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my boyfriend just broke up with me and he gave me this necklace while i was going out with him and it meant a lot to me. i want to give it back to him but not to his face, i want to put it in his locker with a note. i don't know what to say in the note. ive thought of everything and nothing feels right to say its got to be short and meaningful. something that says "i'm over you", "its your loss" and stuff like that...but i dont want to say something MEAN b/c i dont want him hating me...i want it to say basically "i've moved on", and "you missed out." something like that Please Help Me. I really want to leave a big MEANINGFUL impression on him....HELP.
(the phrases i put in quotes...i dont want to use those exactly....)
xoxo Arielle

say i dont need this anymore sence your no longer mine it can stay with you bc if its from u then it deserves to miss out too or sumn like that haha

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I bought a shirt from Abercrombie today and washed it when I got home (I don't like how their clothes smell). Well, when I got it out of the dryer, I noticed that I accidently grabed a Large and it's wayy too big. I don't know if they'll let me exchange it since it's been washed. What do y'all think? I can't just forget about it becasue it was a 48 dollar shirt.

yeah you will be able to if im wrong then sorry im not a rich person who shops at abercrombie

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Me and this guy were fuxkin and he put "it" in me and it hurt too bad so he took "it" out .. am i a virgin or not?

you are no longer a virgin once it goes in no matter how many times he put it in one time in makes you a non-virgin

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my best friend has been ahving a lot of probelems wit her aunt and she has a problem wit her bf he really doesnt love her . i have tryed tellin her but she dont listen he look her in the eyes today and told her he doesnt want to break up wit her and was smiling the whole time.he reall doesnt he ahs told everyone and we try telling her but doesnt want to believe it even though he has been giving her signs like leavin her all alone and ignoring her. they have been togetehr 4 a month and eh wont break up wit her bc he doesnt have the guts. what should i do i cant just stand here and watch my friend suffer like this!! plz help!

how is your sister going to get hurt if its about your best friend

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I'm 14 and I've never had a boyfriend. Usually it doesn't really bother me but I've seen so many couples who are younger than me and it makes me feel so sad and worthless. I'm ugly and shy and boring so I suppose no boy will ever want to go out with me, and even if a miracle happened and I did get one, I wouldn't really know what to do or what to say =\ People think I'm weird because I've never kissed a boy or even been out with one, I feel so different and frigid =[ I guess I was made to be single but I just want to know what it feels like to be loved.. How am I ever gonna get a boyfriend when I look like I do and I'm as shy as I am? I like this boy at school but he doesn't really like my friends because they're so immature, so he most likely thinks I'm like them and hates me too - I'm not as immature as them though.. Please help? Thanks xx

your not the only one i no people who are in the same situation as you are one day you will find someone there is someone out there for everyone

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My younger sister is 18 next week so its quite a big deal (as we're english!) but i have no idea what to get her. As anyone got any ideas at all? im really stuck! I rate high guys!

and why do we care if your english???




o well i thought you meant that your english like as in america english thing like language wise haha thats kool go drink and have fun get her some hypnotic that stuff it awesome hehe

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Okay does any one know how to get stains out of a white purse! I already tried soap and water and it does get some out but not all of them. The stains are like pencil/pen/dirt on the bottom from the ground and stuff! My purse is a white corderroy! Please help me Ill give 5's :o)

haha what kinda staind 0_o

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i think i might have genital herpes... i have never had sex so how could i get it!? its like a ton of little bumps on my penis and i want to know how to get rid of it. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me! i need to know, im so embarassed! ill rate 5's! and i also want to know if girls will still like me if they know i have it.. im guessing no. this sucks so bad so please help me out. and if it isnt herpes then please tell me what it is.. im too embarassed to tell my parents or a doctor. if you have ANY information at all, please tell me

quit sticking it through the hole in the screen door.. then the mosquitoes wont get to it

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My friend T (shes 14) lost her baby in feb.. and obviously she is really upset.. but i dont no how to comfort her and make her feel better.. cuz its not like i can be like everythings gonna be ok.. because its not gonna be.. and this entire week she was sick and today she got really sick in school and Couldn't move so they took her to the hospital.. and i feel bad for that.. How would I comfort her in These 2 situations

serves her right for having sex at such an early age



hahahhaha im sorry im not stupid like that to do sumn like get pregnant and i cant get ne one pregnant bitch IM A GIRL!! and your probly not

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Hey, i'm a 15 year old black girl and at my high school if your a certain color, you are expected to like certain things and listen to a certain type of music.Well i'm not like that i listen to "other" music.And when i say other music i mean stuff liken green day and maroon5 and stuff like that.Also some of the stuff that my caucasion friends talk about i can identify with and some of the more preppy clothes they wear i like.i'm afraid to tell my friends this because i am afriad of their reactions.what should i do?

tell them be origional id love to be your friend

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ok this is a stupid thing to say but yeah, i've been under alot of stress here lately for the past year or so now.I've been starting to think about cutting I have once before but dont know if I want to again last time I did my parents found out and said they were going to put me in a hospital if i ever did it again.But I can't think of any other ways to relieve my feelings in a way only I can control.

throw yourself at walls

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well, advicenators i had already put this question
well i have completed M.SC ( master of science) in Life sciences-biotechnology this month. and i would like to pusue an mba degree, but i am confused which faculty to taske either
a-mba in marketing which is about pretending
b- mba in hrhuman resources, i love it
c- mba in hospital management which is also very good.
now tell which to choose for, and is a prior job experience an added advantage for pursuing mba.
i invite alll the people to give advice, but,but, i should good and intellectual, no stupids and looneys are invited.
thank u

you completed science you should try english and grammar next because you have really bad grammar and it kinda makes the ? you put really hard to understand

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Hi, I'm a male 35 yrs of age trying to choose a wife. (1)why do woman dress provocitave like show alot cleavige? (2)why do some woman like to glance or look at a mans crouch? (3)why do some woman constantly talk to thier co-worker about sex/men and penis size what kind of woman is she and how does she realy feel about men? (4)when a group of woman go out every weekend to a nightclub/dance/bar, after exchanging phone numbers and meeting a couple of men, what are thier real intentions? (5)why do woman dress nice/tight/sexy for work, when thier job workplace involves sweat, dirt and lifting boxes? all woman love to look beautiful,but where do u draw the line? All woman love to recieve compliments ,but which are out to seek them? Which is the nice girl and which is the slut? Please include:other websites, links/books/ect.. thank you, needto choosemissrite

wow you are totally hopeless...

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Hey* I am really thin im 5"5 and i weigh 95 pounds and im 14! But i have nO chest (breasts)! What can i do i try everything i never stuffed my self though so dont say that...lol! I feel so left out especially with my friends because they all have breasts and i dont! I mean i cant even wear a decent bathing suit in the summer or clothes that you need to have breasts to wear them! Help me PlEaSe Ty~ =)

im sorry but if you dont know yet... guys arent supposed to have breasts

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