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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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Hey can any1 tell me what beer pong is?
thanks!

Its when you get drunk and play Pong on an Atari.

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here is the background knowledge you need to know. I have a lil bro . I am in 11grade. he is in 9th. I am the smart one. top of the class, honour roll and all sorts of crap. My lil bro is on the point of dropping out. for midsemester he got like 5 Fs (out of 10). My mom depends on me to ve the good example to him.
OK
now, today after class, I was on the bench outside od my class. My friend showed me a copy of the Chemistry test we are supposed to get tomorrow. So all of us on the bench (my freinds only) start to work it out and copy the answers for ourselves. NOW, my lil bro just comes out of nowhere and sees me copying down the answers. He was in a hurry and did not say anything but I think he saw me. what to do ?
and if he asks me when he gets home, what should I say?
i don't want him to think copying is the way to go.

My friend, you are in luck. I have my coffee and a cigarette and therefore am ready to answer your question. Tell him it was a study guide or something. If he was in such a hurry, he probably didn't register it. Now, for the future, don't cheat and this wont happen.

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what do people mean when they say work me like a 9 to 5 or im workin 9 to 5

Those are the hours of a basic office job.

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|| HERE iT G0ES ||
me and my boyfriend have been seeing each other for about 9 months and we started having sex around our 3 months of being together..we have had sex probably 3 times everyweek since then..WE HAVE GREAT SEX..but i want to switch it up a bit..meaning i want to lead..i want to suprise him in a way..does anyone have anytips for me..i rate 5'z =]

xo0x*

Yeah, don't have sex at fifteen.

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okay i want to know, how do you know when your in love? ive likes this guy from the first time ive met him. we never talked. but i mean.. well we kinda did. but it was more with staring and talking through people. and its been 5 months since ive last seen him. but ive liked him for 7 months.. and i dono i just feel this thing with him thats un-explainable. (im 15/f by the way)
but would u say i could be in love? and what do you think love is?

I highly doubt you're in love. People who are in love usually know the difference between your and you're.

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Why are you an ass?

Main Entry: ass
Pronunciation: 'as
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English assa, probably from Old Irish asan, from Latin asinus
1 : any of several hardy gregarious African or Asian perissodactyl mammals (genus Equus) smaller than the horse and having long ears; especially : an African mammal (E. asinus) that is the ancestor of the donkey.

I'm pretty sure this answers your question.

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Okay I'm 14 and I have a boyfriend named, austin, and i havent seen him in 2 weeks, and i only see him like once a week and his parents are really stricked, so we never hang out! But one time i went to the mall and at the ice cream store [Haagen Daz] there was this boy that worked there and we made complete eye contact for at least a minute and i feel like [dont laugh] but it felt like Love at first sight, it might sound stupied, but its true and i thought he was gorgeous, and now whenever i go to the mall i always hope he is there and i never think about austin, and like then before i was going out with austin [ he asked me out on November 8th ] i was at this Corona Highschool football game [ i dont go to high school i just went to the games] and i was sitting with my good friends patrick, larry, matt and jen and then they kept spilling water everywhere and knowing me i forgot and i went to sit next to jen and i slipped and i fell on someone and when i went to look it was the ice cream guy, and i just melted cause he was so pretty! WE just looked at each other the whole game after that, and i dont know what i should do, cause ive never talked to him so should i talk to him or not or just forget about him but then i dont know what to do about Austin, i dont know if i like him anymore but if i hang out with him then ill like him but if i break up with him then it will just be plan weird and he'll hate me?

please help me..

- ashlye

This sounds like you stole the plot of a stupid preteen romance movie, and turned it lame.

Nah, I think I'd rather have the mean asshole.

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Occasionally I'll just catch a 'glimpse' of a girls chest when I'm talking to her, sometimes they notice, sometimes they don't. Do you think its rude or offensive? I don't do it on purpose, but I do realize when I do it. If most would rather that not happen then I'd try to stop. So what do you think?

I personally approve to staring at girls' chests, because if we weren't meant to look at them, they wouldn't stick out.

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Are you mental?
Did the doctors give you a jacket and made you hug yourself?
If you are dont take any medicens they give you
i enjoy your mental ways in you mental world with the mental people

I haven't been locked up and forced to wear the jacket yet, but until that day comes you can enjoy my unstable mentality.

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Oh silly Rob, where art thou? You have been away for too long. I will ask you stupid questions if that means you start to answer again.


-missing silly

I knew I'd be missed, but I was busy moving. Then our internet provided decided to enter in the wrong MAC address for our modem, so we had problems for days. The good news is, that I am finally back and will be answering questions just like always.

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I'm a virgin. I thought I would start out with that.

I am 15 years old and I masturbate sometimes. But the thing is, after I do it, I feel really guilty and stop and don't do it for about a month.

It feels good when it's happening but after, I feel sick to my stomach.

I have never had a boyfriend and I'm not sexually active at all besides masturbating.

People say it's normal but it's not really publically accepted for teenage girls.

I just want to know if it's normal how I feel.

It's publically accepted for all people to masturbate, unless you're religious.

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Do you think its wrong to be bisexual?

No, because bisexuality doesn't exsist.

People who claim to be bisexual are either confused, or doing it for attention. Nobody actually likes members of both sexes. Either be straight, or be gay.

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13/m/sevy
There is this girl i see a lot in the hallway. Most of the time I see her talking to others and shes like always giggling everytime i see hertalking, and im like whats so damn funny{mentaly that is}.What kinds of things do preteen gals talk about {shes 11 or 12, im 13]. If you answer, please dont talk about dating and stuff like that, that 15 year olds usualy talk about.

They talk about the stock market and politics. Sometimes science and technology, but that is usually only on Thursdays.

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I'm going to be Gandalf the Grey for Halloween, and I don't have a gandalf beard!!!! O_O But I do have an old grey wig. Could I use this somehow? How can I make a beard?

You could always grow one.

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do u think its ok for someone who is fourteen to hide a boyfriend from there parents i dont have one yet but in the futrue is it ok because i think my parents dont want me to have one but is it ok because its wut teenages do

Don't hide shit from your parents. You may think it's unfair, but they always have reasons for what they do (unless they beat you). If they find out, which they probably will, you'll just be in more trouble than if you had one anyways. Don't be all "badass teenage rebel", it's really not as cool as you think.

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hey guys.
i'm going to be turning 15 in december, and in january i plan on applying for a job. any ideas where i could work? do you have to be 16 to be a waitress at an actual restaurant? thanks a bunch!

Not many places will take you at fifteen. Some movie theatres, McDonalds, places like that might, but that's about it.

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I'm 15/f.
Usually a couple days before I start my period, I get this feeling like I really want to beat someone up that I hate. Lol, it's really weird. I'm not psycho or anything. I'm a really really happy person usually, and I'm super nice. It's just like 5 days or so before I start my period I just want to beat someone up. Is this normal? Does anyone else feel like this?

OH NOES YOU'RE DEFORMED!!!

Just kidding.

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Well i got my ipod black nano in sept. for my birthday and now it has all these sraches all over it everywhere back and front. does anybody have any helpful advice to fix this asap. it would be best if if was a pretty cheap soloution but any ideas that are actual help get 5's. ThankS!

If only I knew what a fucking srach was.

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(I'm 16 and a girl) Okay three years okay I dated this guy for almost a year. Well ever since we dated and broke up my friend Jon will say stuff about my exboyfriend to make me mad. Jon would say stuff about him atleast 2 times a week last year. Does anyone have an Idea of why he is doing this?

He's an asshole?

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this is pretty long but ill make it as short as i can..
anyway, i just started high school this year, and there is this guy named ken. i met him not too long ago, but we have become such good friends. we hang out a lot, tell each other a lot, and to be honest i started liking him... one day when we were hanging out we were sitting on our friends couch and he grabbed my hand and put his arm around me and stuff. it was really cute, and that day i really felt like he liked me.
a week and a half later or so, he starts dating this girl allison. i knew before he liked allison. but it didnt really matter.

so one day, we were talking about relationships and stuff and i told him what i liked in a guy and he told me "where were you before allison.. i liked you and im surprised to didnt see that." and ever since then, he always told me to keep liking him because he had feelings for me, but for allison as well. and if anything were to happen between allison and him, i was there, even though he really likes his allison.

well anyway, me and him talk ALOT like i said, were like best friends. now his girlfriend hates me and a bunch of her friends dislike me to cause they think im trying to steal ken from her. i know exactly how allison feels though.. if you had a b/f and he was with another girl all the time, wouldn't you be suspicious? and i dont know if i should just give up on ken or not.. i hate drama and i dont wanna be in the middle of it! but i dont wanna lose ken as a friend either..

I'm pretty sure that's borderline cheating on his part. He shouldn't have a girlfriend, and have a girl planned out for when he breaks up with her. Not only does that show his current girlfriend that he doesn't really like her as much as he claims, it shows the other girl they're only backup. Do you like knowing you're backup? Just forget about him.

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