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What there to say about me? I'm 27 and a graduate of UCSD. Throughout my life most of my close friends have been girls so I have a unique perspective on relationships and sex. I know a lot about computers as well as random stuff in general. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll answer it to the best of my knowledge.
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I was wondering if there is penis enlargement pills for a 16 year old that are legall that you do not have to have to get a perscripton for or maybe some enlargement cream or anything that con help me with this (link)
im sure there are legal ones out there somewhere, but research has shown that none of the pills out there really work. if you must, you can check ads in magazines like stuff maxim and FHM they often have them./


Is there any way that you can not want to be a lesbian but you still are? I try not to be. I try to be with guys but I just don't feel right when I kiss a guy, but when I kiss a girl it feels so right. I don't want to be a lesbian just because it's so hard to these days and I don't want to have to tell my parents. Also I'm Christian so it's against my religion. Is there anyway to make myself straight? (link)
thats the way it often is. think about it, why would anyone WANT to be gay/lesbian? for all the reasons you listed, its quite difficult. so thats the way it is, it isnt a choice. there is no way to make yourself straight.


I need this information as quick as I can.

My computer has 1.60GHz and 1.00 GB of RAM. I want to buy sims 2 tommorow...and they system requirements are 2.0GHz and 256MBs of RAM.

Will the 1.60 GHz work? Or do I have to buy some sort of video card? And if so what type and size?

My computer is a Dell Latitude D505 (btw!)! thanks (link)
it should work. you are going to have to slide down all the extra quality stuff to 0, and it might get a little choppy, but you should be able to play ok.


some programs actualy wont let you instal if you dont meet the requirements though,


what does circle circle dot dot mean? (link)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=circle+circle+dot+dot


this mostly goes out to the guys..

do they notice underwear lines? is it a turnoff if there underwere is accidentally sticking out
or do you prefer g-strings and such? (link)
turn on


I heard somewhere that if you download a file that has a certain virus in it, the virus can take all of your personal info off of your computer and send it to another person, a security risk.

I'm scared as hell. Does Norton delete these viruses? How can I protect myself from these viruses? (link)
theres many viruses like this. how to be safe? keep your software updated. run full system scans at least once a week. and be carefull with what you download


hey, i am an advicenator, and i answered a question that i now want to delete. i realized that that was a stupid question to answer.
how do i delete my answer from my collumn?
thanks (link)
click edit answer, delete all text, submit answer.

this wont get rid of the rating though.


so i was told its not a good idea to PLAN to get/use the morning after pill. why is this? my boyfriend and i are both virgins and it was a mutual decision that we wanted 2 forms of protection.. a condom and a pill.. or else no sex would be performed. however i have no way of getting birth control [my mom wont let me be put on it bc she thinks when i do ill jus be havin sex all the time ((talking to her does nothing trust me ive tried)), and wont take me to a gyno ((honestly im not too fond of the idea of going either lol!))] so the morning after pill would be my only other option. what would it hurt to use it? and do you really have to be 18 to get it at like walmart or wherever? i looked it up but got different confusing answers.

also if i were to get birth control from like a planned parenthood or whatever.. say if i used it for a month, had sex, then didnt use it again, would i still be protected? cuz they only give you enough for one month right?

sry i know its alot. 16 female. (link)
well birth control pills actualy tale a little while to start working, so you cant just take it and then start having sex immediately.

the morning after pill does not hurt. some women feel a little nauseos after taking it though.

you probably do have to be 18 to get it from wallmart, but not from planned parenthood.


hey does anybody know that website where its like a survey but the person who sent it to the other person will get the answers.?
it says its like a love caculator
but it really isnt
thanks ( : (link)
http://www.crush007.com/


Before you get all excited that you get to be sarcastic by saying use google or something, I tried that and I got nothing.
There was a song on the radio and the guy singing it kind of had a high voice. I remember two words of the lyrics: "solar eclipse" or something with eclipse. Also the chorus had the guy saying a word that sounded like "heeeeee". Does anyone know what this song is? (link)
only song i can think of

http://www.links2love.com/love_lyrics_135.htm

or is this it?

http://www.sauna.org/kiulu/powder.html

and google is great for these things. just type as many words as you remember, and then the word lyrics and it should find it


is sperm dead once reaches the air? (link)
No, this is a myth that many people believe in, but it is not true! Once sperm is DRY it is dead and cannot travel to fertilize an egg. Sperm can live for 3-5 days if it is in a warm, moist environment such as the cervix of a woman. Sperm cannot come back to life once it has dried, even if it is remoistened


Hey,
What does it feel like when your drunk?
I know that's kind of a wierd question, but I'm just curious.

Thank you! (link)
you know all those random thoughts you get in your head throughout the day. like "i want to do this" but you dont, because you know its a bad idea? the more you drink, the harder those thoughts become to ignore


thats about it, everything else is different by person, you might feel better, or you might feel a little sick. you might be energetic, or you might be totaly tired out.


so i'm going to college next year and i currently have a fairly new toshiba laptop with windows...i was wondering if a mac would be better for college? i know they're better with graphics and such and i can use both but i've been using a pc longer. are there any college students who have an opinion on this?
please no answers from 13 year olds (link)
unless your major will require you to do A LOT of graphics editing, PC is definitely better, especially since that is what you are used to.


I was doing weightlifting, and i felt a little pinch in the lower right side of my back. I didn't think anything of it, until I got home and went to my friends house. It hurt to the point where I couldn't stand right. When my mom picked me up, I told her and she said my back was out of alinement. I looked in the mirror and my hips aren't in the middle, they are a little to the side.

She said to ice it, and take meds.

Does anyone know anything else I can do to make it better by, oh say, Monday?

Don't say cyropractor, my mom said no. (link)
same thing happened to me. it kept getting worse until i went to see a chyropractor. if the meds and ice dont help, just ask her how shell feel when it slips completely out of place, or does other permenant damage, like leaving you unable to walk. if you have insurance, a visit really shouldnt cost that much.


hi, how do you store notes on a graphing calculator? i have this one:

http://education.ti.com/educationportal/sites/US/productDetail/us_ti83p.html

thanks for anyone who helps =] (link)
push prog
select create new
enter some notes (only a little at first, to test)
exit out

to view the notes,
push prog
go to edit
select the file you created

all set.

its the simplest, but not most efficient way.


I want to buy Sims 2 really soon...maybe today or tomorrow!

Last time I went to buy it they said it might not play on laptops..due to some crap! Later in the year I went on vacation and my cousin had it playing on her computer (laptop also!)

My question is does it work on laptops? My laptop is a dell and is a windows XP btw (link)
it will work. the question is, how well will it work.

I have a computer that is about a year old. it can handle sims 2. but it occasionally has trouble. you will almost definitely have turn all the quality settings in the game to minimum. if you have less then a gig or ram on your laptop, you will have trouble. if you have enough, you should be fine.


I'm looking for love songs that are specifically about long distance relationships or missing someone that's far away or that's working far away or anything like that. Any genre, any kind of music really, I would really appreciate it.

Thanks! (link)
TRAIN LYRICS

"Get To Me"

Well an airplane's faster than a Cadillac
And a whole lot smoother than a camel's back
But I don't care how you get to me
Just get to me
Parasail or first class mail
Get on the back of a Nightingale
Just get to me I don't care just get to me
Prokeds, mopeds take a limousine instead
They ain't cheap but they're easy to find
Get on the highway point yourself my way
Take a roller coaster that comes in sideways
Just get to me - yeah

Go on hitch a ride on the back
of a butterfly
There's no better way to fly
To get to me
I look around at what I got
And without you, it ain't a lot
But I got every, with you, everything

Maybe you could pollinate over the
Golden Gate
Take a left hand turn at the corner
Of Haight
And then a sharp right
At the first street light
And get yourself on a motor bike
And if you think you'll get stuck in a
traffic jam
That's fine, send yourself through a telephone line
It doesn't matter how you get to me
Just get to me

Cause after every day
The wind blows the night time my way
And I imagine that you are
Above me like a star
And you keep on glowing
And you keep on showing me the way
SHINE SHINE SHINE




I want to start talking to my ex boyfriend again. We were a really great couple, and loved each other very much. We never broke up because something was wrong with us, it was for other personal reasons. So I don't think it's too much of a problem, but here is the problem (or what may be a problem), I found out he's engaged. And please, do not think I'm trying to break them up or even get back together. I just want to talk as friends, what do you think about this? Please, any and all answers would be appreciated! Also, I want your honest opinions, there is no need to sugarcoat anything. Thanks in advance! (link)
go for it, but be explicit in what you want. i cant tell you how much i wish i was still friends with my ex. you really have nothing to lose in trying.


im looking for a myspace background and was wondering whether anyone can give me an address for pon and zi (azuzephre by jeff thomas) layouts. ive looked everywhere and can't find any.

thanks so much (link)
ponandzi.com

you can just set the picture as the background. or try
only search advicenators.com
to see if there is anything better sized


for my friend i wanted to buy a cell phone locator for his birthday...its and inside joke so i know its not an amazing present. anyway i was wondering where i can buy one. what i'm looking for is something that maybe you can attach something to your cell phone and then if you lose it you can push a button and your cell phone will make a noise so you can locate it.

i know that many house phones have this. where if you push a button your phone will start beeping so you can find it.

thanks =] (link)
all phones actually come with a locator built in. what you do is, go to another phone. push the buttons on that phone that correspond to the phone number of the cell phone you are trying to find.




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