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I want to annoy my OLD STUPID friend out of my locker. I hate her. it was my locker to begin with. So what can I do to make her beg to change! I know its stupid but hey I want my own locker! P.S We don't talk now!

Get a different locker! Or change the lock and don't give her a key! Or deal with it and make up with the girl! Or punch her! The possibilities are endless!!!

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Hey does anyone know if the listerine for whitening your teeth really works?

thanks

Well, it works in that it makes your teeth white. But what it does is actually destroy a layer of enamel on the top of your teeth and in the long run that's really bad for you.

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Is there a site out there where you could do a spellcheck? My thingy on my comp doesnt work and i just want to use a site... not download anything...?/

If you type in a word on google and do a search, usually it will say "Did you mean...?" But a better way is to use dictionary.com, if you spell a word wrong it gives you a huge list of other words it could possibly be. If you have a livejournal you can make an entry with your word in it and ask it to spellcheck. You can also just search on google for Spellcheck websites.

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I want to be something for halloween that NO one here can ever think of. I am 13/f and I want to kinda stand out from the rest of the cround. Like I want to dress up as someone for EX the Dukes of Hazzard. i am too fat to be Daisy. So What? I know its early but just wanted some ideas! Thanks!

No offense but I don't think the Dukes of Hazzard is a good costume idea, because they kind of just look like regular people don't they? The important thing is to make your costume like an actual costume. I dressed up as a biker chick once and everybody thought it was just regular clothes. I think you should do a Gothic Lolita costume!! They are really pretty. A good site for Gothic Lolita is http://www.jbox.com/SEARCHES/gothic_lolita/page2.html and you can buy dresses on ebay or make them yourself. Other good costumes would be Belle, a bride, a nurse, a maid, a really cool looking zombie, or a duck. But it's all your choice.

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I already asked this question but not many people answered please can you guys help me.
HOw can i tell if these guys like me
Okay there are three guys whom maybe show signs they like me or something like that. One is called Ben, the other is called Connor and the other called Ryan

Ben always asks me weird questions like Are you a lion tamer? when i say no he's like well only cool people are tamers. then he's like oh sorry never mind, I didn't mean it. And one time I was trying to open my locker and this guy we'll call him Jim just kept on closing my locker door whenever I tried to open it. Ben started pulling his arm away and he's like leave her (me) alone.

Connor sits behind me and he always rubs his shoe against my shoe when I told him to stop he just smiles at me and keeps doing it and he has a girlfriend.

Ryan always bothers me whenever I try to do my locker combination he messes me up by turning the nunbers the wrong way. He also shuts my lucker when I open. Today he asked me what my name was.

Sorry its so long but are these signs of them crushing on me or what. Please HElp !!

Ben-he's just kidding around. Guys are like that. Play along next time and tell him you are a lion tamer.

Connor-he's a player, you don't want to mess around with him.

Ryan-He's just horrible! Who does that? What a jerk!!

But maybe I'm off. The best way to know is ask them.

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Does anyone kno where T.H.Harris Middle School is?

Somwhere in North America is my guess.

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okay well theres this guy on my bus and well i think he likes me he told me im pretty and now he always wants to talk to me and he stares at me alot but see he only speaks spanish hes from el salvador and he doesnt know alot of english and well im mexican myself but i only understand it i cant speak it cause when i do it sounds terrible and plus i dont really know how to say some words still

Love knows no boundaries!! Work around your language situation. Body language is universally understood!! I don't mean gross body language, but you know, smiling, eye contact, maybe holding his hand? And can you write and read in Spanish? Because maybe you can give each other notes. I hope it works out for you. You should always try to work around your problems (^|-|^) (that's a panda).

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Does anyone know any good books for teens that are kinda like the princess diaries or the sisterhood of the traveling pants series. i have run out of good books to read. help!!!!

Gossip Girl!!

Rainbow Boys

A Series of Unfortunate Events

Anything by Tamora Pierce

Luna

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i was cleaning my sons ears with some q tips and noticed some small amounts of blood on it i feel so bad and scared should i be scared blz help concerned mom

That's what happens when you use Q-tips. You are not supposed to use them inside the ear, only around the outer edges. I'm sure he will heal, because the same thing happened to me and I am fine now, but from now on don't use them. Use ear drops instead.

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I am 13 Male

When my best friend (a girl a have a crush on) asks me a question about if she should go out with a certain boy whose side should i be on...
should i be on her side and say " Oh ya definitaly go out w/ him.
Or should i be on my side and be like "uh No you should stop looking at a ever other F ing boy but me.
Im sorry if this ? Seems dumb but i need advice hense me coming to this website

I rate Fives

PLEASE i am desparate

Support her. For a couple of reasons.

1. The best happiness is to see someone you care about happy. If you really care about someone, you'll let them be with who they want. It's like in Pirates of the Caribbean, Norrington isn't all "nooo Elizatbeth, be with meeee!"

2. Never tell a girl to stop looking at other boys. Would you stop looking at other girls? No, I really doubt you would. She's not your property, and when you tell her to only look at you, that's completely making her an object!

3. Crushes come and go. She will like a guy and then move onto a completely different one the next week. And you'll move on as well.

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14/f Okay just wondering can you get an orgasm from intensly grinding (dancing) with someone? Like if the guy was (outside your clothes) rubbing his hand on your upper thigh/hip and it was really intense. Also what exactly is an orgasm? Thanks. I'll rate!

An orgasm is a basically a really good-feeling release of built up emotions. It feels different for everybody, and it always takes different things to make you orgasm. For some people, that method might work, but for others it won't. The best way to orgasm is if you do it yourself, so try masturbating.

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how does a girl masterbate and what does it do?

There are several ways a girl can masturbate. She can touch herself with her fingers or rub against a pillow, or use a vibrator. Basically what it does is make her feel good!!

I highly suggest you read http://www.scarleteen.com/pink/masturbate.html for more information.

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what is a skeez

I truly have no idea!! Maybe you are not spelling it correctly? Could you be thinking of squeeze? Or perhaps sleaze?

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i need to latest fashions...like makeup and stuff like that...if you got any just write back...tanks bie

http://www.style-arena.jp/english/street/harajuku/

Not sure if it's what you want, but it's fashion!

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what does libido mean?

Sex drive. And just to save you time for the next time there is a word you need defined, try dictionary.com

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I am 18 years old and I experience alot of stress and anxiety all the time.
Some of the signs I think have dawned on me physically:
1. My muscles and joints always ache.
2. I am so tired all the time.
3. I get frequent headaches.
4. I feel weak alot.
5. My energy level is so low.
6. I am insomniac alot.
7. My concentration level is very low.
8. I forget things so easily.
9. I always get bumps and sores on my arms and head.

Are these signs of stress/anxiety? Or is it something else, because I am a vegetarian and I am thinking maybe my energy is low and I can't sleep because lack of protien and vitamins and after I became vegetarian I started feeling so weak all the time. But I am also so stressed to. So I don't know. In what other ways can stress affect you? How do you cope and what are ways to relieve aches in your muscles? And what does vegetarianism do to you overall, I know I am one but don't know everything about it that it does to your body. Because after I became vegetarian I started cutting and pulling out my hair. I began to get alot of strange urges and tension build-ups.

Well for the vitamin thing...you should take vitamin pills! And drink orange juice, milk, etc. Those things aren't meat so there was no reason to give them up.

Yeah, I do think that's what's causing your problem. Maybe you should go see a doctor.

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What is Epilepsy? Causes? Symptoms? Signs? And what is it's relation with demonic possession. I heard some people say a person is demon possessed or it could be explained that they have epilepsy because the symptoms are the same?...

It makes you have ceisures. Look it up on webmd.com for details. I know that you are born with epilepsy, because my uncle was. And it has nothing to do with demonic possession because demons do not exist and even if they did, they would be friendly and not possess people. Props for spelling "possession" correctly, though.

Stay sparkly,
tasuki

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Whats that song that goes " OH YEAH " in like a rlllllly deep voice. Its not pimpin all over the world. I think its kind of an old song. anyone know??

There are a lot of songs like that. Do you know any other lyrics, cause then I could help you. But "OH YEAH" is a pretty common phrase.

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theres this boy and he liked me last year and asked me out.i told him i was taken but i would still like to talk to him.i broke up with my boyfriend over the summer and he knew about it.then he agian asked to go with me.i told him that i see him more s a friend.now is the new school year and my friend Diane thinks this boy is kinda ugly.i dint think he's ugly and neither do my friend Brittany.now i kinda like him and he's is still trying to go with me.even though looks arent important to me at all i dont want my friend Diane saying shit about him or me. should i just forget her and go for it or do you think a friends opinion is important

Who cares what Diane thinks? She's Diane. You're you. We all have different types. Maybe she just likes half-black half-Asian guys with long blue hair and orange eyes. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. It's none of her business who you go out with. She will probably go out with guys you think are scum but that's none of your business. If you end up losing her over it, well, that proves she wasn't that wonderful a friend.

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This is my story.. I was dating this women when things made a turn for the worse. I was between jobs and acted poorly towards her. She had always said that if we broke up she would never talk to me again, yet when she did break things off, she called me within a day or two and we continued to talk for weeks. She told me that If I met someone else to go for it, but she didnt want another boyfriend and that there was little chance of us getting back together. I told her that I only wanted to be with her, and when we stopped talking is when I would move on. So we continued to talk. Well one week I decided not to call her, after that week she calls me late night, and we had a really good talk, that morning she called me just to say hi. Well a day had passed and I had talked to a friend of mine about a women that was drunk in the bar named jes, and how she was hitting on me. The next night I call my ex, and she hangs up on me, about 30min. later I get a voice mail from a guy named jes telling me to stop calling my ex. What are the chances of meeting a girl named jes one night and the next night hearing from a guy named jes. I know my friend said something to someone and it got back to her. after recieving that message a day later my ex's number comes up on my phone I dont answer it. Well come to find out that my so called friend was taking what I would say to her and twisting it around. Well last week her was in town and stopped by my ex's work in order to buy some batteries, another co worker of her' approached her and told her that we were never dating and that I was harrassing her. this was a complete lie. Why would she say that? She had to know that my friend would tell me, so she calls me and asked why I was talking crap about her. I was not of course, she then said to me that I was only making things worse. Making what worse? The following week a get another call from her telling me to stop talking crap or else.. Well I had told her again that I was not and of course she hangs up on me again, The whole time she has been blocking her number when she calls me. Last weekend I told my friend that I was threw with the back and forth and this was all over something that never happened. i know he went back and said something. That night I got a block call from her, and I didnt pick it up, then the next day the same block call, then last night she called three times. The fact that I didnt do anything that she thought I did and she reacted before actually talking to me makes me mad. But what I dont understand is why would she continue to call me if she hates me at this point, regardless whether I said anything about her or not, why call me. I dont know what to do, and cant understand her logic. The worst part is that i was trying to get back together with her, ever since we broke up, until my friend open his mouth and said things that I didnt say. I need some advice on how to handle this situation, I dont know whether to answer the phone or not, I would atleast like her to know that I didnt say those things and I was not talking to another women on the phone while i was still talking to her, but she just wont listen, and advice would help alot???????


breal,29yrs,male

It sounds like she is the one harassing you, you should tell the police.

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