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What there to say about me? I'm 27 and a graduate of UCSD. Throughout my life most of my close friends have been girls so I have a unique perspective on relationships and sex. I know a lot about computers as well as random stuff in general. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll answer it to the best of my knowledge.
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i made this slideshow on slide.com but everytime i paste it into my profile it never shows up. what can i do? i have pasted it in every section on my page just to see if it will show up and it doesnt. and ive even gone back and made the slideshow screen smaller. help (link)
it can be one of many things, if you want to send me the code, i can take a look and check it out. or, you can just use myspaces slideshow feature.


ok this will probably sound really dumb but what exactly is oral sex?? i know its "a guy in your mouth" but what like kissing or like..his 'down there' is in your mouth?? (link)
or when your 'thing' is in the guys mouth. try urbandictionary.com for good explainations of this sorta thing


how do you quit smoking pot? (link)
by not smoking it? realy, pot is one of the easier drugs to quit, because its not physically addicting, just mentally. it is actually harder for your body to stop taking in caffeein than it is to stop taking in pot. best way to stop is the best way to stop anythign else. dont do it cold turkey. youre in a bit of a more difficult situation than say with cigaretts, since its not legal, but really your best bet. start by not buying it anymore, and only accepting from friends. then start saying no every once in a while.

or, just find something legal and healthy that makes you feel good and replace.


ok so i just got a new razor and im trying to set up my voicemail but i cant seem to find the number and i already treid hoolding down #1. help? (link)
it doesnt depend on the phone, it depends on what service you have. try calling yourself from your cell.


How and what are orgasms? (link)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasm


he has limewire, i tried to check the history but couldnt find the thing to do it, what menu is it in? (link)
if you click in the search bar and push down, it should come up with things hes recently searched for. you can also click "my shared folder" and it will take you to the default folder everything downloads to.


ok there have been rumors that my boyfriend is on drugs an di know the truth...hes not. Whenever im with my friends they wont stop bugging me about him and why im going out with a kid on drugs i tell them hes not but they dont believe him and one of my friends told my mom he was so now she wants me to brake up with him. Is there a way i can prove to my friends and family hes nto on drugs

thanks
amyy (link)
well, you shouldnt really care about your friends, theyll get over it soon enough. as for your mom, remind her about a little american thing known as innocent until proven guilty.


Im getting my wisdom teeth out in 2 days. I am soo scared. I am pretty sure they are impacted or atleast the top ones are. Is it really going to hurt? Ive heard the procedure is nothing, which i believe but i care about the pain afterwards! Im also getting the "laughing gas" people say its like being high..well ive never been high so what should i expect? How do they give me the gas (like on a mask? i dont get it)? Will I know where I am when I wake up? Will my face be swelled up? How long? Im getting them out on a friday so will I be able to go to school on Monday? Oh god I am soo scared I just want it to be over..Thankyou for your help&time. (link)
you will technially be able to go to school on monday, but i wont recomend it, because you will be in a lot of pain. what you are hearing is true. the procedure itself is pretty much nothing. the pain afterwards is pretty bad. if your doctor trys to give you anything like tylenol for the pain, insist on vicodin. nothing short of that will work. your face will swell up, but only slightly, unless you get an infection. as for the laughing gas, i dont know, when i had mine out they put me to sleep completely.

i know this is probably gonna scare you, but the pain really is quite bad. you are going to feel perfectly ok right after the procedure for a few hours, and then it will kick in. so i recomend taking the vicodin approximately 2 hours after you get out of the office, that way it will be working when the anesthetic wears off. it is perfectly normal to be scared, but it is unavoidable. and the pain doesnt last as long, and isnt as bad as it would be if you just let them grow in crooked. if you have any other questions let me know, its an experiance i wont soon forget.


when me and my boyfriend talk i want him to hug me but he only hugs me or kisses me or anything if someone tells him. should i make the first move [ which im scared to do ] or wait. or have a friend tell him to make the first move ? helpss (link)
hes dating you, so he obviously likes you. feel free to make the first move towards whatever you want to do.


hey, my boyfriend is very computer smart, i followed your advise on the searching for words etc, but nothing, he would have hidden em' somewhere, anyother ways? (link)
go to programs, see if he has a program named morpheus, kazaa, grokster, or limewire. if he does, check the search history on them.

chances are, he does look at porn. most guys do.


hi, i was just wondering if there was a way that i could check for hidden porno vidoes etc on my boyfriends comp, without downloading anything on there to do it?
also, once the comp history is deleted, is there anyway of looking it up again for the last day or so?
any help would be great, please be simple with your answers tho lol, im not extremly computer smart, just wanna see if my boyfriend is lieng to me, thanks xx (link)
well, for the non tech savy, assuming your boyfriend is not too savy himself, click start menu, click find (or search) and type in various things like "sex" or "porn"

but really, most guys look at porn, and if he does too, it really doesnt mean anything.


How do I get it to show my calendar on my myspace profile? (link)
if you add an event to your calendar, it will show up on your profile. you can set each event seperately to be visible to all, friends, or just you. the calendar link is next to your picutre on your homepage


Hello,
I was wondering if you could give me your opinion on a laptop that I am considering buying from Staples.

Compaq presario with AMD turion64
1 GB ram
80 GB hd
15.4 in. widescreen
8x dvd R/Rw superMulti dual-layer drive
5 in 1 memory card reader
quickplay
All for $600 after rebates.

I plan on mostly using it for school (Im 16) and leisure. nothing too serious.
I would greatly appreciate any comments that you have!
Thanks! (link)
definitely sounds like a great deal for $600 bucks. as long as one of the rebates does not require you to sign over your soul, youre set. you didnt put in the processor speed, which i guess is about 2 ghz? sounds like a great deal, i might even have to get it for myself. the ram is really the only thing thats significantly lower than what youd expect in a $1500 laptop. so unless you plan on playing system heave games (you might have trouble running Sims 2) youll be more than fine.


can you go on the internet with the ENV? like how you can with the sidekick? (link)
it has a WAP web browser. i dont know if its the same, but yes you can go online with it. use www.phonescoop.com for all your phone queries.


how can I tell if a boy likes me and he has a gf that lives about a hour away and they have been together for 2 years? (link)
even if he does like you, would you really want to be with a guy that would cheat on a girlfriend?


on my laptop i made a bat. file to turn off my computer repeatedly at startup. SO whenever i restart..It just starts up again. What do i do to go about changing this. Please Help. Can i just delete the batch file in safe mode and it will stop?? Thanks (link)
try holding shift as your computer is starting up. dont let go until the desktop fully loads. if that doesnt work, you will need to go into the commands prompt without loading windows, and delete it from there. you can also try using a boot disk.


it says my pic is greater than 15 k.
i dont know how much to reduce it to bc my computer does it in pixels..help!! (link)
well, how many kilobytes is the pic? it should tell you, when you click on it once, in the left side of the folder. if it is a lot bigger, then reduce the picture by half. if it is only a little bigger, reduce it to 90% i use paint to resize.


sometimes classified as a psychedelic or a hallucinogen?I've never heard of anyone experiencing hallucinogenic effects because of it,so what's the logic behind this? (link)
because the man wants to scare all people away from using marijuana. however, this is an exaduaration, not an outright lie. because its not unlikely to experiance minor auditory halucinations while high. either way, drugs are still harmfull to your system.


do you have to be born catholic to be one? My family beleives in a certain religion but I beleive in God and people at shcool are calling me a wanna be. Do you have to be born one or can you start being one? (link)
i have a friend who converted to catholosism from atheism, and is accepted by all her catholic friends. its completely possible, but from what i know, it is a fairly long process


Why do guys get wet dreams? Like this one guy i know has been dating a girl for two years and he has been having wet dreams about me? (link)
well, dreams cant really be controlled. and if hes dreaming about having sex with you, then his body could be responding to that by releasing sperm. it really isnt supposed to be common, and should only happen a couple of times in a guys life. he would have to be extremely aroused, and an utter lack of any sexual release. even then, it shouldnt happen that often.




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