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So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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okay. i'm a 14/f [if that helps any.] i'm sort of short, [about 5'2-5'3] & i weigh anywhere from 95 lbs-100 lbs. i'm athletic..i do volleyball. & i get boyfriends easily...i never used to think of myself as fat..but now all of the sudden - when i look in the mirror- i do.i look HUGE! so i was wondering, am i overweight? & if so, how in the world should i lose weight? please i'm desperate...& scared. i don't want to get any bigger than i already am. HELP!

You're not overweight, so please get over yourself. I've had female friends who were your height, and probably twenty pounds more than you and still not huge. Don't lose weight or else you'll end up becoming too skinny, which is just as bad for you as getting too fat.

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heyy, my mom wont let me get my ears double pierced or the cartiledge at the top pierced.. I really want it done and I would be paying for it so I dont even know why she cares? How can I just convince her to let me do it.. its not like its even bad or anything like smoking pot

--please and thank you

How about respecting your mom's wishes? The problem with kids nowadays is they think they actually have say what goes on before they turn eighteen. Sure it may suck, but that's life.

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ok for english i have to write an easy on how to play a game. i choice any game that i want except i want simple game that i can write a 5 paragh essay on can someone help me? i would like to know a game and how to play it. i will give 5's to all

Don't ask us, find one on your own. Stop being lazy.

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how do you upload a picture of yourself on here?

Pure brain power.

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sorry, i didnt really know what to put this under.

right now i have a sprint pcs phone. the contract expires december 23rd and then my mom is going to change over to tmobile. i don't really adore the tmobile phones except for the razor phone. but, people say that the razor phone isn't a good phone because it's always breaking, etc. i really want a flip phone with a camera and i want it to be able to play "real" ringtones. so i have two questions, is the razor phone really as bad as people say? and if you have tmobile, which phone would you recommend me to get? thanks!

The Razor is a great phone, my drummer has one and loves it. People who say it sucks are jealous of people who have them.

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We all agree that human needs sex as a biological needs, but many people thing that sex is a symbol of entertainment or just a refreshing activities even in our society, sex become the cheapest commercial breaks! how come they will realize that sex is not just an animal habit inside us!

It is just an animal habit. The only real purpose of sex is to reproduce.

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Im 16 and ive been going out with this great guy Jason(changed the name)for 3 years and have been best friends for 7 i really do love him .we only had sex once but i still got pregnant I told Jason and he was happy and said he wanted us to keep the baby but I still havent told my parents yet Im 5 months pregnant we told his parent and she totally freaked out so Jason* is living with a friend. My parents are really relgious so theyll want me to get married but I dontn know if Im ready to get married because I dont want to marry Jason* and then get a divorce so how should I tell my parent Im pregnant?

Plop the baby on their kitchen floor.

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me and my boyfrend have been going out for 2 months and anytime we kiss i feel an urge to jump ontop of him is that normal

This means you might be a vampire and thirsting for human blood.

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i need to lose like 4 pounds plz im tlking long term i have to this guy i love says he loves me to but his frineds say im fat it doesnt bother him but it bothers me plz help so i can put an end to this

If his friends think you're fat, I seirously doubt four pounds will make any long term difference.

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Okay, i like this guy and ive liked him ever since i met him. well, i liked him last year and he found out. He was all like i like you as a friend. Okay, well i like him still and hes in the grade above me and like were friends and stuff. I kind of have a deadline before the school play ends (jan. 22) to get him to like me, how do i make him like me more than "just a friend"?

You should realize it's never going to happen. Move on.

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hey .. kinda havin guy problems.. i like a guy from mah skool (kyle) and he acts like he likes me but says he doesnt wana gf.. and then mah Ex bf tony came bak into mah life today. i just saw him for the first time since he broke up with me. And he was really sweet and was kinda flirting with me i think. and he made a point to tell me he broke up with the girl who he broke up with me for.. and idk it kinda brought bak feelings i have for him. dunno if i should go out with him if he does ask me bak out or jsut wait around 4 kyle.. can u help PLEASE thanks sorry 2 bother u

You should learn the English language before dating guys.

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Why doi have stomachepains2 days after having sex?

Maybe a baby is growing inside of you?

I don't know, maybe it's a sign you shouldn't be having sex.

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oh man my best freind is dating the girl i like the most. I like him a lot but i like her too.
WHAT DO I DO?

She isn't your chick, she's his. You're going to have to accept it and move on. Or, you could just stop talking to the both of them like a whiney loser.

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should girls shave thier pubes? and if so how much? and how are you saposed to get the hair wwaayy down there.. since its pretty much.. surrounded..?

That is all up to you, there is no law on pubes.

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okay my boyfriend and i have different veiws of the millitary. i hate the millitary and he wants to join it. we made a deal not to talk about it but he always brings it up and then we get in a fight what shoud i do?

You should stop being a god damned liberal and accept it.

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I have been goin out with my boyfriend for justa few days now, but we have known each other for a couple of months now. Well, when I was talkin to him onthe internet today, I got a sudden urge to just be like "I love you". I'm the kind of person who, I have to know i really do love somebody before I say that, cause to me, it has alot of meaning. so, I didn't say it, but my question is,since I felt like I wantedto all the sudden, does that mean I am in love with him, or what?
I'll rate 5's for any helpful answers!!
thanks in advance!!

Probably not.

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Well, i got a new computer and since i recently moved i can't find the disks to my printer, and i can't go on my other computer to get the software neither becuz it's kind of broken. how can i get my print working (hp psc 1210 all-in-one) without having to buy new disks? ive tried to download it off the internet but nothing i download ever works!!

You could try finding a number to the company and asking them to send you the drivers.

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Okay I have a compaq computer and I just recently restored my computer. Well my friend wants to restore hers but she has a dell, and doesn't have her restore disk. What would happen if I took mine restore disk (from compaq) and stuck it in hers which her computers a dell, do you think it would mess it up? If it would does anyone know where I can get a dell restore disk?

It would cause the Earth to explode.

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I was just wondering, do y'all spend more time with your bf/gf or with your friends?

If I had a girlfriend, I'd force her to be friends with my friends that way I could hang out with both equally.

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I'm 17/f and my boyfriend is 18/m and he doea not understand the meaning of time. He is constantly late to everything. And I mean everything! I used to put up with it (we've been dating for almost 2 years) but I just can't anymore.


About a week ago, my dad threw a party for his company and instead of going with my family, I went with my boyfriend. My family left for the patry and I left to his house. When I got there, HE WAS STILL ASLEEP! I got him up and he had to take a shower so he did that. About 30 min. later, his parents were leaving for the party and asked me if I wanted to ride with them. Of course I said no. My boyfriend and I ended up being an hour and half late to the party. My dad was really mad.


The next day, we were supposed to go to the mall at 2pm. Of course, he wasn't on time. It got to be about 3:00 when he finally got to my house. I told him that I didn't feel like going anymore and we got into this big fight about how he's always late.


How can I get him to understand that it's important to not olny me but to ohter people as well that he get's to where ever he's supposed to be the time he says he will?

Tell him that pot heads and other failures in life are always late and that he doesn't want to be like that.

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