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i going skating with my boy friend tonight and i am going to wear some cute blue jeans with some top thats where i ned yalls help here is your chocies a jaket thats like a burgedy that says Abercombiewith the zipper pulled haft way down and you see a whit shirt or a orange that says Hollister zipper pulled haft way down with white shirt?????? any other ideas
Tanks
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which is your fave? i like the idea of a white shirt and the burgandy jacket better... but i would just wear a t-shirt. but thats me. take your pick, but i think the Abercrombie jacket sounds better.
-FunnyCide


what are some good love songs (link)
try Relient k's song "The One I Am Waiting For"..thats more about girls being pains than anything, but it's kinda about love. Relient k's song "My Girls Ex-boyfriend" is a good one too...
not really about "love" but sorta... they are good songs though. Relient k's song "From End To End" is a good one too. it just depends on your view of a love song.
-FunnyCide


Alot of people's columns look different and at the bottom it says Layout By Dustin..how do you get it like that? Thanks (link)
ok, go to "column settings" and you can choose your fave. thats all. umm... yeah. some are by Dustin..others not. you can also get a cool background, change the color of your type and stuff. have fun!!
-FunnyCide


you know if you buy two lefts you get the christmas album with it for free.the christmas album rocks though!! soo good :) mhmm rocks too! =D (link)
thats for sure! but i got two lefts along time ago..when it first came out. so yeah... but i was thinkin' about getting it off the internet (via the Relient k website) where it is cheaper. i heard a sample of the Christmas album and whenever the songs came on ChristianRock.net. yeah... mmhmm does rock!!! =D
-FunnyCide


you should get their lyrics to may the horse be with you or the worst thing than a dead horse is beating one lyrics on your column haha...random..anyway what cds of theirs do you have? I have like practically all of em :D (link)
i have two lefts and MMHMM i wish i had the Christmas one, and Relient K...well all of them lol but i am happy with what i have. thats a good idea...hmm.... i might just do that lol hm.... heh heh heh i have the lyrics!! whoo!! thanks for the idea!! :D
-FunnyCide


Ok, well, as of now I have a dirty bonde/brown hair color. I want to dye my hair a dark red brown color. I want to use ingredients that i have laying around the house. I want it to be very easy...lol! Thanks so much



luv always rox (link)
ok, well it isn't a good idea to do your own hair coloring with just stuff thats around the house. (believe me!! family tried that. not good!) anyway, you can buy the kit at wal-mart for like, 6 bucks and its no biggie to do. it should take about 30 min. max and shouldn't hurt(unless you get the cap kind - but that's for highlights) mostly they are shampoo in and rinse out. easy as pie.
-FunnyCide


how do you get words to move on your page.. like is there a html code or something? (link)
yeah, it is a marquee code. i don't know it off hand, but go to: http://www.lissaexplains.com/

that will tell you every kind of scrolling, bouncing etc marquee there is plus how to control where it goes and how fast.
-FunnyCide


does braces hurt when they tighten them and o yeah what are some good colors for them 2 and well not being racsit but i need some people who wear braces to tell but if anybody elese wants to answer feel free. (link)
i don't have braces, but my cousins both had them, and they hurt when the braces got tightened. thats natural 'cause the braces are (literally) pulling on your teeth. so the teeth are pulling against the gums, thus - it hurts a bit. use your fave colors, school colors, rainbow, or go holiday style (like red and green around Christmas time etc.)
-FunnyCide


I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love yoI love you I love you u I love you I love you I love you


HOw can I fix that (link)
how do you know that you love me? i dont know you... so lost... get a life? lol get a horse or a dog. horses = love and work
dog = love

hahaha its so confusing its funny!
-FunnyCide


im a 15/f see its like this all of my friends are all really fast i mean to tell the truth i kind of am fast too but i mean i havent lost my virginity yet but most of them have so yeah i dont know what to do like they kind of like leave me out of conversations and stuff and i think that i am ready to do it but i dont know what age you should be?? (link)
married. that is the only age that is good to lose your virginity. don't follow the crowd. you will lose something special and have a chance of a STD, HIV and or AIDS, or an unwanted CHILD!!!!
not a "fetus" or a "half fish/half monkey". A BABY PERSON. the only person that you should have sex with is your husband. don't say "well, me and my boyfriend are really close. we will probably get married someday." maybe that is true. but if it IS true, you can wait until you are married. believe me, it will be worth the wait.
-FunnyCide


ok so yeah i really like this guy hes so sweet hes a on the varsity football team as a sophmore hes a wrestler and so hott!! we are friends and everything already so i think that it would be good. hes like the perfect dream guy the problem is that he is my cousins best friend and they have been friends for the longest time too and his friend has been there for him through everything even the death of his father. so yeah i really want to go out with this kid but i mean i dont want to hurt my friendship with him or the relationship with my cousin or their friendship what should i do? (link)
don't go out with him. goin' out with him would screw up your relatioship with your cousin and stuff 'cause your cousin would get jealous of you guys 'cause the boy you like would be spending more time with you than his best friend. so I would say that you shouldn't go out with him. if you talk to your cousin and your cousin doesn't mind, then let the boy know that you are attracted to him, but don't ask him out. let your cousin know that they have to be honest, 'cause if your cousin does mind, then steer clear of this boy. he will only cause problems.
-FunnyCide


there is this kid i like but he is in rehab and he kinda perverted but he said that terapy and rehab are going to help change him and i reallyt like him and i dont know what to do. i just broke up with my boyfriend but not for this guy and now i lied to him telling him i didnt want to hurt my friend b/c she liked him and he founf out and he knows i might go out with the other kid and now he is mad and i just dont want to hurt them but i really like the kid in rehab so what should i do?? signed,
rehab boys? (link)
boy was that confusing. well, first of all, we don't know why the kid is in rehab, so that makes it harder for us to answer. I would say no, just because he's screwed his life up enough to be in therapy and rehab. I don't think that you did the right thing with breaking up with your boyfriend. Unless you thought that it would have hurt your friendship with your friend. But you shouldn't have lied to him. I think that it would be a bad thing to go out with this "rehab boy". read your own question! : "there is a kid i like but he is in rehab and he is kinda perverted..." ..."now he is mad and i dont want to hurt them..." there is your answer. no. it will destroy your friendships.
-FunnyCide


ok ya*ll i love to sing and i hate singing in front of people and when itell people this they laugh and say get over it and i think i am a good singer but no1 will belive me if i cant sing out loud help me and please dont say gEt OvA It signed *RaIsE Ur VoIcE* (link)
ok, well you may be a really awesome singer, but if you are nervous, no one will know!! ok, i have the same problem too... being shy around people whenever i do something well, i feel stupid doing it in front of others 'cause i think they might not like it, or be better than me, or i might mess up big time. i guess the only way to get over it is to gain confidence. maybe we should work on this one together lol try singing in choirs and groups. practice in front of a mirror or in front of family/ super close friends. (sounds stupid) sing in the shower. it will strengthen your voice, and make you feel more confident. if you are gonna sing in front of someone, dont drink milk, or eat/drink milk by-products (this includes ice cream) it coats your vocal cords and then you can't sing well. you sound weird and you loose confidence. if you do eat/drink milk/milk by-products, drink some orange juice to reverse it. before singing, drink a small amount (like... - i hate to put it this way - a shot glass full) of olive oil. it will help you sing better. try singing to cds or tapes really loud (but not so that you lose the harmony/melody) and just whenever you are doing nothing - sing! it will build confidence and make your voice stronger.
-FunnyCide


13/f
Ok so i really dont understand this, im really nice and funny and everything like serioussly. Its not fair that all of these snobby girls have guys like drooling over them. I dont think im pretty and you'll probably say that i am and blah but how do i get guys to like me? I mean, i talk to guys like all the time and its just stupid that they dont see how much of a nice person i am...
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ok, well, you kinda sound like me, only i dont care if i have a boyfriend or not. there isnt really a way to get guys to like you, other than being yourself. i am shy around guys, but maybe you're not. the "snobby girls" that you speak of probably wear clothes that have no space between the material and their skin - TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!!!!! guys are naturally attracted to girls like that. some people call them sluts. i call them desperate idiots. whichever you choose, dont be like the desperate idiots. you will end up in a situation that is dangerous for you. you might even end up pregnant. those snobby girls are desperate and think that they need to love someone and be loved. what they need is Christ. Christ doesnt leave you or forsake you. He will never dump you for a "prettier, smarter, better.." or whatever, He loves you. believe me, i had to learn that too. i dont need the human affection 'cause i have Christ's affection. sure, one day i will have a "Prince Charming", but not until God thinks that i am ready. i am waiting for Gods plan. you probably are a very nice person, i dont doubt that. i also dont doubt that you are pretty too. i dont think that anyone thinks that they look nice. ever. thats normal i guess... just wait for Gods plan of action. let Him write your love story. dont worry. your prince will come, all in good time. God has a very special young man for you that will make your heart sing.
-FunnyCide


i am going to the movies with my boyfriend. i was wondering if i should make a move on him? should i kiss him? Im new at this so i dont know what i should do. my friends are coming along too and i dont know if i should make a move because they are also there. would it be weird if i did make a move? please help! (link)
it would be weird if you "made a move". you are a girl, and hes a guy. the guy should always make the first move. he should ask you out, open your door, be the one to kiss you. not you kiss him, open his door, or ask him out. it would be weird also 'cause your friends are there too. let him make the first move, if he kisses you, so be it. if not, dont worry about it. you have all of your life to wait.
-FunnyCide


What are some good exercises to slim down the calves of your legs so they look slimmer and trimmer? I'm talking about at home exercises..not gym equipment! I RATE HIGH! (link)
equestrians do these exercises to help slim the calf and build muscle in it: stand on a stair or a stool; the ball of your foot should be on the very edge of the stair or stool. push all of your weight down in your heel (you might need to hold onto something so that you dont fall)and bounce a couple times. then stand all the way up on your tip-toes and bounce a couple of times (not like jumping, just a movement that is similar to bouncing without leaving the ground) knee crunches will help too, but if you have a bad knee or knee problems, this isn't ideal. lunges are a good idea too, but these are more directed towards your thighs than your calves, but they will help some. the stair exercise will wear you out, even though it sounds simple. do as many as you can without hurting yourself. you will need to stretch before you exercise so that you dont hurt yourself.
-FunnyCide


i want to lose 13 pounds...does anyone have any diet plans with exercise plans that would be helpful...how many pounds is it helpful to lose per week?? i'm a girl by the way and i'm 5'4. (link)
take it slow. you dont want to jump the gun and loose all 13 pounds in two weeks. thats not healthy and you will gain it right back in two weeks. i have no idea about a set diet plan, but the easiest way to stay healthy and be fit is to eat right and exercise. (i know that you get this all the time, just hear me out) first of all, cut back on the sweets. instead of eating a cookie for an after school snack, have a fruit. who says you have to be normal? go crazy with it! ants on a log (thats celery sticks slathered in peanut butter with rasins sitting in the peanut butter.) try a mango, a kiwi, an advacado (thats what guacamole is made from) or a coconut. be different. if you have a dog, then you can walk him/her around your neighborhood two or three times a day. ride your bike around your neighborhood, roller blade, skateboard, play games of tag, pick-up football, soft ball, kick ball, dodge ball, or whatever. have fun with it. it shouldnt be a chore. if you want to be FIT then do as many sit ups, knee crunches, and push ups as you can possibly, then do some more. this isnt a good way to loose the weight, just a good way to keep it off. if you are a good runner, join the track team; if you prefer basketball, try out for that. the basic thing is not to overeat, or overwork yourself. "fad dieting" is a bad way to go, you go from eating normal meals with sugar and snacks to eating practically nothing in one day. then when you are satisfied with your look, you go back to eating junk food and larger meals. you will gain all the weight that you worked to lose in like, 7 days. dont overwork yourself by doing too much exercise. its not healthy. you can hurt yourself really badly. remember to stretch out very well. you could end up pulling ligiments, tendons, muscles, and nerves. (believe me - i found out the hard way that you should ALWAYS stretch before you exercise) you could even tear them. it is painful and expensive. stretching is also very relaxing. stretch slowly for 7-10 min. before you exercise and 7-10 min. after you exercise. i would suggest that you start off with 30 min of light exercise 4 days a week for a couple of weeks. that would get you more fit. then you can move up to 20 min of heavy exercise and 10 min of light exercise. do that for about 3 weeks. when you feel comfertable, you can go for 30 min. of heavy exercise and 10 min. of light exercise. it just depends on you and how much time and effort you put into this. but your efforts will be wasted if you dont eat right and only exercise. it has to be evenly balanced. like a teeter-totter at a playground. if you have a skinny kid on one end a a larger kid on the other end, the skinny kid is in the air. balance it out. hope i helped!!
-FunnyCide


Ok..I went out with this boy who is 2 years younger than me for 6 months. I totally fell in love with him and we did a lot of stuff together but we didn't have sex. We were planning on it but it just never happened. Neways. I was soo in love with him and planning spending a lot more time with him when all of a sudden he wanted to take a break..we did for like a week and then he started saying some really mean stuff to me so i just ended it. Was that the right thing to do? And then like a week later he ended up giving his sweatshirt to a girl who use to be my best friend. 2 weeks later they started dating. and now i'm hearing stuff that he told people he likes me a lot still and is mad because of stuff. but when asked about it..he denies it and says mean stuff about me to his gf. what is going on here? i still like him...does he still like me? (link)
it kinda sounds like he might have a little bit of a "crush" on you still... but you will have to determine that yourself. ask him, be nice and unforceful about it though. you might want to ask why he was mad at you, and apologise, even if it wasnt your fault. guys can have ego problems.
-FunnyCide


I just have some questions about weed i would like you guys to answer please. How long does your first high last for? I hear its kinda long..how much does dime bag cost? Is it easy rolling the weed with the rolling paper? is it ok to try it like 3 times in 3 years? Is it really addicitive?
thank u so much for everyone who answers..and please..only answer if ur experienced or know for sure. (link)
first of all, why do you want to do illigal crap?! ok, if you get busted, you can spend up to a year or more in juvie! ( i know this for a fact, i have family in law inforcement) its not ok to try it at all. weed is expensive. it sells for about 100$ a lb. it is super addictive. you try it once and you are stuck. i have never had a high and never will. its crazy! rethink your descision on this one, it needs to be.
-FunnyCide


okay so i have this best friend ..well sort of, okay me and him 2 months ago, had a huge fight about how i felt, i stopped feeling as if he loved me like he said he did, and he got extremley mad at me and blocked me online, and got a new sn , pretty much just completley made me get away from him, weve had fights like this before, and hes the type of guy that is always right and can never be wrong...so... i talked to a bunch of my friends, and he really did treat me bad...i was like his dog..and so yeah, i know i deserve better and like my friend says "its not that i miss him, i just miss what we once had* and it was an AMAZING frienship..ive never been so close to soemoen in my life...so yeah, my question is, should i try to call him and say merry christmas? I mean its been 2 months...dont you htink he'd be over it by now...and my sister says he seems as if its totally over, and i shouldnt try,i sent him a x-mas card and didnt hear anything back from him, so :/ I dont know what to do...and this whole thing ended because of one chick that his life revolved around...help me :( (link)
yeah, i think that you should call and wish him a merry Christmas. that way, even if he's still mad at you, he will know that you dont hold a grudge and want to still be friends. dont mention the fight or anything, just call and wish him a merry Christmas. i dont know the reasons for your "fight", but there is a good chance that both of you were wrong and right in different areas and wouldnt admit it. i know how it is to know and try to be friends with someone who can never be wrong. its hard. especially when you can prove that they are wrong. dont leave a message if he's not home, you will want to talk to him personally. if he sounds angry, you might want to apologise, even if it wasnt your fault.
-FunnyCide




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