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I keep on getting this pop-up (it looks pretty official looking, but I'm afraid to click it just in case its spam).

Anyways, what it says is something along the lines of "You are not aware that when you visit porn sites things download themselves onto your computer. To delete these files press ok (recommended)."

I'll admit, I've visited a porn site before. And now I'm scared that I have a virus (which I do.. some sort of trojan or whatever) but I mean a virus that will make porn pop-ups appear on the screen all the time, which would not be good. Try explaining that to your parents.

I deleted my history and all the files I have downloaded.

Can anyone suggest something that will kill the virus and delete any of those things that have downloaded themselves onto my computer? And please be detailed and it has to be free.

Follow my guide here:
http://www.advicenators.com/talkaboutmetopic.php?t=333&userboard_id=38985

If that doesn't work, contact me:
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laptop????



for some readon its not working for mine

and idkk?

No. Games don't work on laptops, unless you buy a laptop with a graphics card. Those are uncommon and expensive.

Even if you got the most powerful gaming laptop available, games would still not run very well on it.

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Can anyone buy the syrup Ipecac? Or do you have to be eighteen or have a prescription or soemthing.

I'm not tryign to make myself throw up so don't answer this about that

You don't need a prescription or ID, but it's not stocked everywhere and it'll be difficult to find. Also, some places might refuse to sell it to you; this is their choice and not the law.

Syrup of Ipecac is pretty useless. It's no longer recommended for poisons, and it is a mild poison itself. Extensive use of Ipecac could kill you.

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I have an "8GB" 3rd G ipod nano, but on itunes it says it has 7.4 GB!

why does it have less memory than what the ipod says??

(ive asked a few of my firneds who also have ipods, and they have less memory then what it says!)

One GB is 1024MB. To save money, though, tech companies lie and say that one GB is *1000MB*. To most people, this makes more sense than 1024MB, so they get away with it.

Because of this, your iPod actually contains 8000MB, not 8192, which it should. 8000/1024=7.31, which will be rounded up to 7.4GB, the amount reported. All iPods have this problem, and it's caused by the greed of Apple, not a technical problem.

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Can anyone describe to me what their ideal utopia would be or look like? I want to actually compare the differences in people's imaginations. Thank you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Culture
which could happen in the near future by
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_singularity

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i accidentally deleted my recycle bin of my desktop shotcuts

and now i can't find it??

helpp???

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/810869

Contact me if you have trouble:
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Okay i was on a website that needed java i dont know where to download it from and the last time someone gave me a wrong website. Uhm i dont want any computer worms so...im having trouble.
Thanks in advance.

http://java.com/en/
Click "free java download", and then the second blue link, "Windows XP/Vista/2000/2003 Offline". Once it's done downloading, close your browser and run the installer. Follow the instructions, and you're done.

Java.sun.com, below, also has this download, but it's harder to find.

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Does anybody nkow a website that shows how the presidential candidates are doing? Like which states they've won? I've been trying to follow it but then I got kinda sidetracked and so now I'm behind.

Primaries work different than the general election. The candidates don't "win a state". Here are the details of exactly how far ahead candidates are:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Party_%28United_States%29_presidential_primaries%2C_2008
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Party_%28United_States%29_presidential_primaries%2C_2008

Here's a summary, though. For the democrats, Obama leads Hillary slightly. Obama will probably win, but it's not certain. For the republicans, McCain is ahead by far, with Huckabee in a far second place. McCain will win, unless there is some sort of scandal.

My opinion is that Obama vs. McCain would result in an Obama win. Hillary vs. McCain would be very close. McCain would probably win.

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what is it exactly?

It's a drug used to treat Attention Deficit disorder and depression. When used on people who don't need it, it acts as a stimulant; it makes you think faster, feel more energized, and stay awake. However, extensive non-prescribed use will (ironically) cause ADD and depression.

Adderall is a powerful drug. In my opinion, it should never be prescribed to people unless all other alternatives have been tried. And prescriptions to minors should be incredibly rare.

If you take adderall often (without a doctor's recommendation), your life will be wonderful for about 2 years. It makes you better in a lot of ways; smarter, more charismatic, and more energetic. But after that, your life will be hell. You'll become immune to it and suffer serious withdrawal for the rest of your life. Many people have killed themselves after their adderall fun time was over.

Don't take adderall without a prescription, and if your doctor prescribes it without trying every other possible option, get a new doctor.

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I bought a movie off of Itunes and it downloaded perfectly fine and all, but I thought I would be able to burn it onto a blank dvd disk too so I could watch it on my tv, instead of my computer... but I don't know how. I thought I read something in Itunes help that you _couldn't _ burn it onto a disk... Is that true? If not, how do I do it?

No, you can't. Everything bought off iTunes includes Digital Rights Management which prevents it.

I'm not aware of any way to circumvent the iTunes video DRM. You'll either have to buy a DRM-free version from amazon, netfix, etc, or you can download it illegally. See my bittorrent guide:
http://www.advicenators.com/talkaboutmetopic.php?t=94&userboard_id=38985

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What is a good way to learn about current events? Reading newspapers and magazines like Times and Newsweek don't seem to be helping me. Sometimes they use words I don't understand and basically I don't understand anything about politics so I guess I need to catch up on some background reading? Does anyone recommend anything? Or can give me a summary of what's up today?

Listen to NPR:
http://www.npr.org/
If you don't understand a word, look it up.

Also, if you read more (anything, not just nonfiction or news), you'll be able to read faster and with more comprehension. You'll enjoy it more after a while.

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Limewire won't connect to the internet [even though there is an internet connection]. I think they're a problem with my firewall! Is there any way to shut it off for a time? Or is there any way i can make my limewire work? Because i can't search any songs.

Thanks!

Don't listen to WittyUserNameHere. Firewalls are almost completely useless and limewire is not malware.

Go to start, run. Type:
firewall.cpl
Select "disable firewall". Don't worry, this doesn't affect your security much. Limewire should now work.

If limewire still doesn't work, it's a router issue. You'll need to contact the computer expert in your household to fix this. I can't explain it because I can't see your setup.

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whenever i download this one torrent, the video is fine but the audio never works! how do i find out what codec/plug-in i need for the audio to play as well?

Try installing k-lite codec pack(full version):
http://www.codecguide.com/

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For christmas I got this external hardrive to put all my music and pics onto.
But my little brother likes to watch south park and whatnot on my laptop, and then he likes going through my folders.(and there, on my ext hard drive, I have some pictures that he really shouldn't see)
So Is there any way I could put a password on the hard drive so if you went on my Computer and try to open the harddrive, it would ask for a password?
thanks!

Yes. Here is the uber-1337 way to do it, encrypting it in a way even the government couldn't crack.

Note that this method will *delete everything already on the drive*. You will need to take everything off it, and put it back on later.

Download and install truecrypt:
http://www.truecrypt.org/ (latest stable version for windows)

Open it. Go to "create volume", then "create a volume within a non-system partition/device", then "standard truecrypt volume".

Follow the instructions. I recommend either AES or AES-Serpent encryption with SHA-256 or RIPEMD.

Pick a good password, at least 20 characters in length for very sensitive data, and 8 characters to make it unbreakable for a normal person. You will not be able to recover it or anything on the drive if you forget it. It will all be lost forever.

Once you complete the volume creation process, the drive is ready to be used. To decrypt it, open TrueCrypt and "select device". Select your removable hard drive. Click "mount" and enter your password. If your password is correct, a new drive will appear in "my computer", this contains your decrypted data. The data is being decrypted on-the-fly by truecrypt. To unmount the drive, and make it inaccessible to anyone without a password, right click the truecrypt symbol in the system tray and select "dismount all mounted volumes".

You'll be able to open your encrypted drive from any computer. All you need is your removable hard drive, a Truecrypt installation, and your password. Truecrypt works on most versions of Windows, Linux, and Mac OSX.

After you've made your encrypted drive, don't touch anything on the drive without running truecrypt first. If you try to copy files to it, it will ask you if you want to format it. If you format the drive, all of your data will be deleted.

Good luck!

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I just bought a Zune. Hooked it up, the computer recognized it was there, but, when I tried to install it, it is telling me that either my zune or my windows needs to be updated! It is Win XP. When I go into the device manager the Zune is just under "other devices" or something like that & both of them have an exclamation point beside them. Please help me if you can. Thankyou.

Open Internet Explorer and go to:
http://update.micorosft.com
Click "custom" and then install all available updates under all categories.

If the updates require you to restart, if some updates fail, or if it installs a new version of Microsoft Update itself, then you need to do that again after you restart. Continue until you have no updates, or you have updates that don't require a restart/fail.

Then try the install again. You can find the most updated version of the zune software here:
http://www.zune.net/setup/
It will probably work this time. If not, contact Microsoft.

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when sending snail mail, is it mandatory to put a return address? if the mail doesnt go through and theres address to return it to, where does it go? to the dead letters office?

No, it's not necessary. If the letter can't be delivered, it will be destroyed.

Try it if you don't believe me.

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i need a new screen name really bad.
my names brittany my middle name is nichole
& im kinda "ghetto/prep"
please i need a new oneee.

Use this to generate a random and unique but pronounceable word:
http://www.multicians.org/thvv/gpw.html
(requires java, get it at java.com )
Pick one of the words it gives you. If you don't like any of them, generate new ones.

Now you have a screenname that no one else in the entire world has. You are unique. Whenever someone searches for that on Google, the only result will be you. You can define your screenname, instead of letting your screenname define you.

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Every winter this happens...Whenever I run , even if it is for a couple or minutes or anything , I get this taste of blood in the back of my mouth and throut[sp?].It only happens in the cold though.Like witer...lol obviously

Any reasons for this ? May it be serious ?
Thanks :)

xoxo
Stephii ♥♥♥

That's normal. It's caused by the cold, and everyone experiences it. Breath in through your nose and out through your mouth, it'll help. Also, wear a scarf.

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is it a myth to say that you can catch a cold from being out in the cold? or is it that the bacteria? or virus? has to be present in the air for you to contract anything?

That is a myth. Colds always come from other people. People spend more time indoors when it's cold, so they interact with each other more, and they spread more bacteria.

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mints give you a cooling sensation but they dont really make you less hot on a hot summer's day do they?

No. Sugary things will actually dehydrate you faster.

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