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welp i consider mahself to be perty outgoin n easy to get along wit at times...as long as u dont put me down or put down things i believe in...we will usually get along...alot of ppl come to me n ask me for advie n most likely i can help anyone out....i havent failed yet lol n hopefully i never do...one of these days i hope to make a wonderful career outta helping people with any problems they have

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I have had this one comforter for a long time and now it has holes in it and stains and all that kinda stuff. I want a new one soon, but my mom wants to make me a new one, but she's really a busy mom- she is a pilot- and I know I'll almost be in college by the time she's done! Pleez Help me!

lol u poor thing lol just tell her u know shes busy...and u dont want her to havet to worry bout tryin to get it done for u right away u would rather her just buy it that way she dont havet to feel under pressure to get it done for u...that way she is not under stress and u still get what u want...u both win! lol

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how do i flirt without seeming desparate? im too afraid to play hard-to-get because then it might make them uninterested. and i want a way to flirt without putting myself on the line(just in case he doesn't like me)

um just give him a lil touch of the arm...or just the way u stand...or a cute lil smile or touches of ur hair...if he has any facial hair...pretend to "fix it" lol...anymore ?'s just ask..hope i helped GOOD LUCK!

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im lezibian but im really scared to tell my parents and friends any advice on how to break the news??

well first off..most likely one of ur friends or most of ur friends might know u r...my best friend was a lesbian since 7th grade and me n all my friends knew it for a long time...she finally came outta the cloest to everyone in the end of 10th grade...but if ur really scared u should just talk to ur friends...ask em what they think bout girls bein lesbians..and see how they respond to it and go from there...urfriends will usually accept it before ur parents...but who knows...most likely if ur parents r the kind that dont believe in things like that...they will be pretty scared at first..so...u gotta let em get uset to it and not expect all hugs and happyness or whatever i guess right away

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i am a girl and for halloween i dressed up like aguy and sometimes i do it for fun with my friends. and all my friends call me homefry and stuff. i don't like girly clothes stores and sometimes i do things like gangster-ish. am i bi or something?

nah ur not bi...i do it sometimes to...i just aint into all the lil tight stuff...i mean its cute and all but its not me...the only way u would be bi is u think bout likin other girls or imagin to kiss them n stuff..i guess...that would be bi LOL

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on buddy4u hOw do u get music ?! can u answer me please ill rate u !!

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze4rw66/vidrb.htm go to this site..it has good music u can put in ur profile...all u gotta do is put the code of the music video that u want...in the spot where u type stuff...the "main spot" if ugot any more ?'s just let me know

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I have liked this guy for almost two years and he seemed interested too! but he is extremely shy and now he just graduated Highschool so i won't get to see him anymore, i invited him over my house but he said no, any suggestions on what i should do? i mean he really seemed intersted in me cause he e-mails me everyday.....Any advice on how i should get over him then? should i tell him how i feel in an e-mail?

u should tell him how u feel is right...i would say an email becuz then u can say what u feel without him interuptin or him feelin "shy" at any point and not knowin what to say back to u...and u can check what u say...go over it several times and just get what u gotta say out and right the first time....good luck

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Well, I have a band with three of my friends, we don't really play instruments though, we just sing. But we're auditioning for the school's talent show and I don't think that they actually WANT to be singers as much as I do...and I want to ditch the band and get with a REAL band who is actually interested in singing and not just to do something, you know? Also, I feel that I should be the lead singer since I have "the voice" and they...don't. How can I tell them this without actually telling them?

well first off before u jump to conclusions maybe u should talk to em bout it...tell em u feel that they arent as serious as u r bout this talent show thing..and u feel they just dont care and that makes u want to not sing wit them...but again u gotta realize its just a talent show...ugotta have fun n not be so serious just cuz u think u should be the best and not them..becuz they dont have "the voice"..just talk to em...

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ok well here's what happened...i was dating this guy who ended up bein a total jerk and tried to get me to have sex with him so i dumped his ass and then i met this really nice guy who i liked alot but we didn't date and now for some reason he just wont talk to me or is all of the sudden completely uninterested in me and i dont know why. so i;'ve been talking to my ex boyfriend and we're thinkin abt gettin back together and i know he's worhtless but i want to anyways cuz i feel like if i sit around waiting for something better it's never going to come....i don't know what to do at all...anything anyone can say to help would be great...i rate. thanks!

wahts the point of goin back out wit someone that u know is a jerk and just wants sex...basically the only reason why hes talkin to u again is becuz he thinks he can maybe get another try at sex wit u again...and believe me...a better person will come..u just gotta have patience..let me ask u this..would u rather go back out wit an asshole that u know is just after sex and basically end up breakin up wit him and while ur wit him waistin ur time someone else could like u and u not know it becuz ur wit jerk off and is to afraid to tell u becuz or wit him....or wait for a good guy to actually come along thats gonna respect u and ur choices? i think anyone would rather wait...but i hope u do what u think is best for u...good luck

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this guy ive been dating w/ for a few weeks now.. but he acts like he doesnt even know im his g/f.. he NEVER calls me, and when he does he's so quiet..i havent even heard from him in over a week..its pathetic. id call him but im just thinking this is a bad relationship. should i break up with him?

welp i think u should break up wit him but ya never know..maybe hes just shy on what to do? u should call him n talk to him bout it and if u still think its a bad relationship then break up

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why do guys find thongs so sexy?

to tell u the truth....i really dont know...guys r very weird when it comes to things ilke that...i suppose they r thinkin "the less they have on the more i getta see and the more i getta see the more i getta think and the morei think the more i know and the more i know the more i get and the less i geta take off!" LOL

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Some times I feel like my parents don't love me. My sibling always make fun of me. My family always says they wish I'd run away. I have tried to kill myself before. but my mom and my friend came into my room so I had to come out of the closet. I don't know if they noticed but I had a thin red line across my neck. I don't wanna die but sometimes I feel it's the only way to get my family to love me. please help!

u needa talk to em bout it...becuz mostly u just catch em at a bad time or say somethin at a bad time that makes em say things or act a certain way towards u and then it makes u feel they dont love u...tell them how u feel...ur family loves u...they just dont realize how much they r hurtin u...there family...and the nature of ppl r "i can make fun of him and it wont hurt him" n its not true...but some ppl dont realize that...u just gotta notlet them get to u...n tell them how u feel...cuz if u dont....they will never stop..and its normal for ur siblings to make fun of u...thats basically there way of showin love...even though sometimes it hurts alot...but who said love was easy?

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Hi, MFS here again...

This is not really a question, but a request...

Can we please stop it with the "I rate" and "Rate me!" crap? Are getting ratings THAT important to you? Does it somehow make your life complete? This site isn't a game, people... ratings are not for keeping score. There is no competition - just advice. The ratings are supposed to be for keeping the bad advice off the site, much like we have the moderators in place to help keep the really bad questions off the site.

I mean, when I see a question that says "I rate!" in the body or even subjet of it, it just screams "OMG! PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!" It is getting kind of pathetic, as we're seeing it ALL THE TIME!

Let's give it a rest.

first off...we do give advice...atleast i know i do...n im sure other ppl try there best to...just not for the ratins...we give ppl advice n in return for that advice we ask for a ratin..whats the big deal? as long as we help it shouldnt matter

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do girls care or think its gross or w/e if a guy mastrobates?

i guess its natural...guys r horny ppl lol but if u do it like EVERYDAY its a lil weird....

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hi, my name is Trisha and I am 14 and 5"3 tall and wieghs 127, I really wanna lose wieght fast! like in a week or sumthin without sacrificing my eating habits, and pleez dont say anything mean or inappropriate pleaaz , thanx!

well it sounds like u dont weigh that much anyways...and u cant loose much weight within a week...but maybe a pound..n thats if u exercise everyday...dont drink pop...n eat maybe like once a day...thats bout it...but it would probably make u really sick so idk..

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can anyone give me like a load of good ideas for a girly/cute sn... hmm.. i rate good i wont rate you bad even if im not interested in ne of the ones you picked...

XxDreamCatcherxX add numbers...or anythin else...like Xx...

just settle
angel of grace
star dust
Buttercup

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I work for a junior high school and there are plenty of good looking kids in the school. I am only 23 so I don't think it is wrong to like these students, not that any physical atraction would take place. But, there was one time, last week, were the most popular person in my Language arts third period class fingered and physically touched me! I was actually turned on! So, I told him to meet me at my house TOMOROW! I feel like I owe him either an appology... or a thanks. (if you know what I mean!)
What should I do
Master Bater

um thats gross and u should be fired!

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what are some really summer-ey and awesome smelling perfumes or body sprays?? and how much/where do you put on?

white musk is really goooooooood...alot of ppl told me it smelled good

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If someone dares you to stick your hand in one of those ice despenser thing on the refridgerator/freezers and you happen to get your hand stuck in the ice machine.. what do you do??

um well just chop off ur hand..works everytime :-)

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everytimre i give a blow job to some guy i try not to swallow bc its gross but i keep doin it...wtf do i do?

and one more ?...i cant keep a stead relation ship with out bangin/blowing/or just all around cheatin wit otha guys...what do i do now?

first off tell the guy u dont wanna swallow and when hes bout to cum..pull away...well if u wanna keep a relationship bad enough u would be able to control urself...

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whats a good way to get sleepy?

i listen to music that i burnt to a cd...its rain fallin down...n ocean sounds...so beautiful :-)

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