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I watch alot of movies..well..alot of love movies. The movies where ppl fall in love. And the more i watch those movies the more i want that in reality. I want to be in love..does neone else feel that way?
Or am i just stupid for even thinking that :/
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Love is an awesome and sacrid thing. I beleive everyone will or should fall in love once. Your not stupid for feeling that way. I think its great that you want to be in love. Its an awesome feeling, let me tell you. I mean everytime you see the person your in love with, your heart skips a beat and your mind goes blank. Its the greatest feeling in the world.


ok now on advicnators y is like some of the words underlined and u can clik on them? (link)
Your a fucking dumbass. You should be castrated so that you can not fertilize the world with your stupidity. Go put your head in a fucking hole and let the worms play hide and seek in your empty fucking head. You dumbass.


hey! i was just wondering if anyone who's willing would give me ONE sentence on what the best part of being a teenager is for them cuz i want to make a list and i think it would be really cute!! thanks
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Ok well for me, the best thing about being a teenager is living for the times you will never forget, with the friends that you will always have around. All the fun times you can have with your friends.


Hey! Well this is to anyone thats good w/ all this web crap! I was wondering can you get a www.WHATEVERHERE.com web sight w/o having to pay anything or you always have to go to free sights like geocities?!?! and if it is free to do it! Can someone explain to me in deatail what to do. thanks so much! -me (link)
hey, there is a way to do it for free. Well, theres like two ways, you can either find a free web host, but most of them will make you but banners and stuff to advertise your web page and they also have hidden details that you will pay for later. Or you can learn how to type html and make your webpage offline. Thats how the big websites do it. They type it in microsoft word and send it to the internet. I haven't learned html yet so I can't help you with that. But if you can get a book and/or maybe someone to help you. That would be your best bet at a fre website. Hope I helped.


y do u act so meen 2 a gurl wen u lyk ha? (link)
For the most part, a guy that would be a good choice, will not be mean to you. If he likes you then he will tell you and be nice to you. If the guy is being mean to you, well like calling you names or hurting you isn't the best choice. Thats usually a sign that he'll do more than break your heart. So if some guy is being mean to you then he most likely is insecure about himself and only wants to get into your pants by downgrading you. Hope I helped.


I just started chours this year in school. My friends have told me that my music teacher will make you sing in front of the WHOLE class to see if you can be a soloist. I like to sing but I don't know if I have a good voice! I don't want to be humiliated in front of everyone! What should I do? (link)
Just sing. Don't be afraid to fail. If you fail then at least you can say that you tried. Life is too short to be afraid to try something. You joined chorus because you like to sing, and if it involves singing in front of the whole class, well then go with the flow. My friends at my youth group tried to get me to sing in front of like two other churches and well I was afraid at first, but i did it, and well, everyone loved it. So, I mean the least you can do is try. you may be the next big singing sensation, you never know till you try. hope I helped


there's this guy that i've been good friends with since the 2nd grade. but this year we've gotten closer (prob. cause he was dating my best friend for a while) now i seem to be feeling stronger feelings for him. more then friendship. it was a month after i started feeling this way when i told him how i felt. he gave me the "i'd like us to be friends" line. of course, i broke out in tears. and for about two weeks, i cried myself to sleep every night. we still talk normally but idk, i guess i really thought he might actually feel the same. i'm 14/f and i'd like to know what i should do. should i get over him? should i try some things to attract him? -- if so, what? idk...please help me. i'll rate quick!
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Ok, the first thing you shouldn't do is push him to have feelings for you. Don't try to attract him. For the most part that will do one of either two things, push him away, or make him date you just to shut you up. The a guy, who has a friend that likes him, wants to know that even though you like him, that you are willing to be just friends. I mean a guy wants to know that the person likes him so much that she would be friends just to be around him. And most of the times that helps him to develop feelings for you. And being a guy I would know that for the most part that works. We don't like girls that try to hard to get us to like them. So, just be his friend and let him know from time to time, not too much, but every now and then, that you like him. And he might develop feelings for you. If not then you two might not be ment for each other. Hope I helped.


how many sheets are in a toilet paper roll? i always wondered everytime i use the bathroom (link)
you know I was wondering that too. But one day me and my friend were so bored that we counted a roll that was susposed to have 200. But we counted like 198 and it was a brand new roll. So the packages lie to you. Well anyways I think it veries. hope I helped.


okay i went to this camp acouple weeks ago, and met this totallly awesome guy. we ended up liking eachother. we kept in touch for acouple 2 weeks after camp. but then i went away for another week, and when i came back we just never talked. its okay with me. im way into the "play hard to get" thing. but he finally texted me acouple nights ago. then he IMed me on aim the next day. and theres a church festival tomorrow that we are both going to [we goto the same church]...and i dont know how to make it obvious that im still interested cause im sooo used to not being tha one who makes the hints, etc cause i ALWAYS play hard to get...help =] (link)
Frankly my advice is to just tell him that your interested. Me being a guy, I can tell you that us guys like to know that girls like us. Make us feel "manly". But since you like to play hard to get, I would tell you to just flirt. I'm not sure how girls play hard to get. So i can't really help you with that, but I would tell you to just say "Hey, I still like you." hope I helped


okay i love singing and i sing alot... i think i have a good voice.. and so do most of my friends.. i dunno if i should risk it and try out for a talent show. or sing at a party.. im worried ill mess up>... should i risk it.. or just sing when im just with me and my best budies? (link)
ok, hey i have the same fears that you do. My friends have all told me that I have an awsome voice. But I could never sing out in public till now. I was out with my friends and I was singing and a total stranger said that my voice was awsome. So now me and my best friend are trying to get a band together. And I'm gonna be the lead singer. So my advice for you is to maybe just give your voice a chance. I wish I could hear it to tell you if it sounds good. But anyways, sometimes you just have to push your fears aside and try something new. If you choke or people don't think your good enough, don't be down about it. just keep singing. Hope I helped.


I have been going to the same Christian school all my life. Now Im entering high school and I have the choice to go to the public highschool near my house. Im worried about not making friends or getting into trouble in the public school. Its my choice but I cant decide. Which on should I go to and why? Please help! I know its a stupid question but please .. Thanks!

xO mE (link)
Well, if I was in your situation my first choice would be to go to the christian school. But after I would think about it I would come to the comclusion that going to a public school would be better. Making friends isn't thet hard in public. Its making the right friends thats hard. But see it would be better to go to a public school so that you can witness to those who don't know the lord. I can tell you its hard to stand by your faith when your in a public school, but when you bring someone to the lord, its a great feeling. I hope I helped.


This guy that I really like, who likes me too is stationed in Iraq. I am just so worried for him! It scares me knowing he is out there. How can I calm my nerves and not think the worst will happen? (link)
Ummm not to be the religious guy here, but I think a little faith in the guy you like's skill and faith in GOD can help you feel better about him being there. Sometimes believeing GOD will bring him back is the answer but most people don't believe that. I believe some prayer and faith will bring him home to you safetly!


i'm dieing my hair at the end of the summer and i was wondering, what are some good hair dyes that won't ruin my hair???? help!! (link)
I think herbal essance has good hair dyes. i always use them when i dye my hair, and being a guy it sounds kind of gay for me to be giving advice about hair, but I think herbal essance works the best.


ok so there is this guy that 15 and im only 13. I really like him alot and he said he liked me also. Thats not the problem. He is really experinced in doing stuff like kissing and he knows how to be sexy and romantic. i have nver kissed a guy and he thinks i have. he wants to do "stuff" with me like get a blow job an make out and stuff like. I want to but i dont know if its right i mean b/c im soo young. Do you think i should just like make out with him and not have sex or anything? what should i do?? (link)
Well, me being someone that started to young, I think a few kisses and hugs and stuff like that is always fine no matter what age. But full out sex and blowjobs and anything of that sort should be wated for.I had sex with my ex at the age of 14 and it was the worst mistake I have ever made! After we had sex we couldn't stop, that became the only reason we saw each other. So, my adviec for you is to wait for sex, kissing is fine, but just tell the guy that you would like to wait for marriage for sex. If he gets pissed then hes not the right person in the frist place to be doing things like that with anyways. Hope I helped alittle!


whats a orgy? how do you get one? (link)
An orgy is one big sex pile. You get one by inviteing a whole bunch of people to your house and just have sex with all of them at the same time!


well im VERY big on track like i have ran it for 5 or 6 yrs now. i run for AAU (amateur Atheletic Union) its a summer league and u go thru a current amount of meets that lead up to the junior olympics which tons of scouts are watchin u.but every yr i ALWAYS get to the last meet which leads into the junior olympics but when i get on the line everything jus goes wrong.either im uncomfortable which is a bad sign when u r sittin in the blocks. or i jus cant get my mind off the crowd i dont kno how to block them out n it always messes me up cuz thats who i listen to i jus hear the crowd when i should be focusing on the track what do i do to get it off my mind (link)
Ok, simple answer. Has anyone ever told you that in case of "stage fright" think of something else? Well if not I will. If you get up to the starting blocks and you can't get your mind off the crowd it might be because your proud to be there. So, just try to not think of where you are. Like try to amagine yourself back at you school running track there. Or think of one of your favorite bands or songs or person. It helps to get your mind off of where you are at times.




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