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My friend and I used to cut together. I don't anymore, but she does. And she rubs it in my face, and I get really annoyed by it. I tell her to "Piss off!" but she continues to do it. I don't care if she cuts or not, but it annoys me how she takes it as a joke (it wasn't a joke to me...). And honestly, she has NOTHING to cut over! She has the happiest FUCKING like of anyone I KNOW!!! What should I tell her? What should I do to change the situation? (link)
Tell her to stop..or just change the subject whenever she brings it up. hope i helped! xoxo mauuh


OMG! i dont knoe why..but my teeth are yellow!! i brush 3 times a day..and i dont smoke!!..whats wrong?! (link)
Maybe you eat too much sugar? but i dont kno..but try Crest White Stripes..they work trust me! hope i helped! xoxo muaah


How do you update microsoft word? Because i have 97 and i want 2000...dont tell me to search google either i tried that...thanks (link)
Go to the Dell store and buy the new software..you need a CD! hope i helped! xoxo mauuhh


My Best Firend went out with this kid for 2 years! they broke up this summer! The kid now is like im love with me and has really strong feelings for me! My BFF tells me to go out with him and everything. She has a new boyfriend and says it will not runin anything between us and we will still be bff but i dono HELPPP!

**I have feelings for him** (link)
You really dont want to ruin the friendship between you two. i mean but if she has no feelings for him..go for it..but just ask her again if it is really okay! hope i helped! xoKath mauuh


Ok its CREEPY thers this guy that i hung out with ONCE at a party who goes to a totally different school then me. he ends up calling me (even though i never gave him my number??) and we talk alittle but i really dont like him. then he calls me right before i left yesterday (ON MY HOUSE PHONE?!?) and i told him i couldnt talk and he said "why not" and i said "im about to go to the movies with my friends" and then i went there and guess who was there! yupp that guy!! and he decided to see the same movie at the same time! weird huh! how do i get rid of him?? (link)
This guy seriously has it bad for you. my friend has the same problem..when he calls she doesnt pick up or pretends to be sick so they cant do anything together. but i think you should talk to him and tell him to leave you alone because your getting scared. hope i helped! mauuhh


my friends are drinking and taking drugs! i have tried to avoid them because i am uncomfortable being around them. My friend just called and told me that one of my friends just had drugs while she was driving her attitude and mood is changing and it's not a good change! my other friend i'm not mad at him but i think he thinks i am!! What should i do? (link)
talk to them about drug and drinking abuse. tell them it isnt healthy and could lead them down a wrong path of life. hope i helped! mauuhh


I have a friend and she dosent tell anybody but i found out..i think she was raped or abused or sumthin she is 13 and her boyfriend is 15 and i is always making her wear hoe stuff like if she wears long pants i rolld thumb up for her to be like short shorts then feels on her and (grabs her front) and back....and the other day she must have left my camra on at her house and when i got it it showed him strapping her to the bed and like you no and she liked it....yuk but im really worried about her..she is 13 he is 15 or 16 and this is like everyday...and she cant be with no one.....and like everyday she dresses bad and we were best friends in elementry and i no (link)
Talk to her about it. then if it keeps happening or you think is still happening talk to your mom or another trustworthy adult. it will be the best for her and you. hope i helped! mauuhh


omg i have tried ban, teen spirit, secret, and dove deodarants and none work for me! does anyone have any that work for them that may work for me? cuz i am tired of my shirt be wet from sweat underneath my armpits, and being afraid that someone is gonna see it...plz help! (link)
well my cousin had the same problem. you have to go to the doctor. its a smelling disorder..i kno it sounds weird but im not lying! hope i helped! mauuhh


im a columnist... and it is way easier to give advice to other ppl then to urself..so can u guys help me out wit this one!! i have been friends with this guy for 3 years.. and the entire three years i have been in love with him... but now im confused b/c i think he is starting to like me again.. but the thing is is im moving on the day after turkey day... and im really gonna miss him.. more then he knows.. i just wish could figure out a way to tell him i love him before i leave.. but wait there is more... he talks to me and tries to get advice on this gurl and i get all shy and stuff cuz i dont wanna help him get a date w/ anuther girl... today he thought it was gonna be the last time he was gonna see me for a while so he hugged me and it was a really long hug.. like the one u give ur b/f when he is leaving for a week.. i started crying and he just gave me a kiss on the cheek and i went home.. now do u think he likes me...

p.s he told my friend last summer..sometimes he does and sometimes he dont... any help on what that might mean...

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yes he does like you! def..if he kissed you and gave you a long hug..or maybe he is just trying to be a friend! hope i helped! mauuhh


Last year at camp, there was this guy who's a little over a year younger than me that really really liked me and I guess I gave him the impression that I liked him as a friend. See, I was like the only one that was actually nice to him, and most people think he is reallyreally annoying, and so do I, but I didn't say it to his face. He was like in love with me or something and it drove me crazy how he was always following me around and stuff. Stupidly, before I knew he liked me, when he was collecting screen names, I gave him mine. When I found out he liked me, I figured he'd get over it during the school year and I wouldn't have to worry about it. I was really annoyed by his having to always hang around me, but turns out he was depressed and on meds and I didn't wanna ruin his life by telling him he drove me crazy. So when he brought up the topic of us going out, I told him I only liked him as a friend. He said that was better than nothing, and with the impression that I wanted to be his friend, (I suppose that impression was my fault) kept latching onto me and following me. The rest of that week at camp basically sucked but I figured he'd get over me. When I got back home, he of course kept IMing me. I figured he'd stop in a couple months. I didn't want to tell him I didn't really want to have anything to do with him, again, because of the depression thing. So I talked to him, and I really did give him a chance then, and I also did at first at camp, and I then knew for sure, for a fact, that I'd never like him and I really didn't want to talk to him. Howeverhe insisted I meet him at the mall on his birthday. I said I would, and decided after that, I would act like everything was alright, and we were friends, and then block him and claim that I lost IM in the middle of November if I saw him at camp. I've now followed through with the blocking him. But there is a very good chance that we will end up at the same camp session next year, and even though I no longer have to talk to him during the year, at camp he's going to assume we're best friends again. I don't want to hang with him AT ALL it's one of the few things I will not do to myself. But I can't really tell him that either because he's depressed and who knows what would happen. And I really have given him a chance, he's just not my type, and I feel bad for him because he's not ANYONES type. So I'd feel really guilty even if he WASN'T depressed. Please please reply. I have no clue what to do. I have asked so many people for advice, including a camp counselor whos a psychology major and always has a solution, and even she was stumped. If you can come up with anything please let me know. I also cannot just skip camp because it is the one part of the year I really look forward to and it's the best part of my life, but with him stalking me, it's not. (link)
alright this is a hard one but maybe just explain to him that you only like him as a friend. tell him you only want to be friends. he may be annoying but he also needs some help if he is depressed. just be a friend to him and thats it. if he asks you out..just say "no sorry..i just want to be friends." also encourage your friends to be nice to him..so he wont be as depressed..im sorry if i didnt help..but i tried my best! mauhh


hey gurlz,
how can i make time to change my tampon at school? i never have time in between classes, and i dont like to leave the class w/ my purse b/c everbody would know. i usually don't put stuff in mypurse b/c all my friends go through it. i usually ut stuff in my lunch box, and change during lunch. can any of u give me advice on how to manage it?
i will rate high (link)
just slip one up your sweatshirt sleeve and ask to go to the bathroom during class..it isnt going to kill ya..i mean when i was in 6th grade i was doing that! hope i helped ! ! mauuhh


What should you use to apply foundation to your face? (link)
either use your finger or a cotton ball! hope i helped! mauuhh


okay well i used to be really like a crazy flirting slut but then i found this one guy and we went through a lot together and im not really gunna go into detail but i like used up my heart on him and forgot to like care about all the other guys that have been like giving me attention and i just couldnt help it but now im in the process of getting over that one guy cuz we are like through its really hard but i really wanna like find another guy to build something with or like get back my like social part of me with boys cuz i like talk and flirt with plenty of boys its just i kind of forget how to make a guy friend, i know it sounds gay but oh well and theres this kid in my science class and i really wanna talk to him but he doesnt talk that much in that class cuz i dont know but hes really nice and hot and friendly and smart and i just wanna like be friends wtih him but ive only tlaked to him like once before and he doesnt sit near me or anything and im not good at science whatso ever. Could you please try your best to help me with my multiple issues (link)
start just as friends..just say hey..and talk about the things you like and he likes..and then you might realize he isnt your type or maybe he'll start to like you and then ask you out! hope i helped! mauh


Hey,
theres this guy that always flirts with me, always talks not stop, and he even called me sweet. He taps my foot all the time and we end up getting into a flirty footwar, lol. I think hes gonna ask me out, but i really like him as a friend. What are some ways to turn a guy down nicely so that he doesnt hate u forever?
Signed,
girl under an attack of unwanted predator (link)
Tell him that you arent ready for a relationship with anyone at the moment. hope i helped! mauuh!


i am the girl that said she was anarexic for six months and was 5'8 and 13 years old... i now weigh 120 pounds cuz i checked into a hospital and they made me gain ALOT of weight... is 120 to fat for a 5'8 13 yr old? my doctor said that that is how much im suppost to weigh since im so tall... but is that still to much? (link)
thats a perfect wieght! dont worry! hope i helped mauhh


Ok, my friend had been having a tough time, and I was wondering if any one knew any cute, memorable, and short little quotes or sayings I could tell her to brighten her days? Please help, I hate to see her sad and love to see her smile! I will give a 5 if it makes her smile! (link)
Friendship is like peeing in your pants..everyone can see but your the only one who can feel it!

mE and mY GiRLz aRe THa InSePaRaBLe FeW
wE LiVe iiT uP nO mAtTa WhUt sHiT wE gEt iNtO
We KnOw HoW 2 mAkE ThA FeLLaS wAnT a TaStE oF tHiS CrEw
CuZ aS JaY-Z sAyS -- LaDiEz iZ PiMpS tOo

*A Friend...is someone who will bail you out of jail.
*A best friend* is the one sitting next to you saying....That was Fuckin' awesome!

A friend is baking cookies even when it’s hot
A friend is running through a sprinkler even though they wish they were not
A friend is driving me somewhere even when they don’t have the time
A friend is lending me some money even though I cant repay a dime.
A friend is keeping my secrets even when they r tempted to let it out.
A friend is my friend no matter if I am skinny or stout and
Thats the way God meant it to be
Just that way... for u and me

A friend wears pjs t0 y0ur h0use...
A best friend keeps extras at y0ur h0use, 'just incase'

::Roses are red::
::violets are blue::
::pink is pimpin::
::and so is my crew::

Hope i helped you and your friend! mauuuhh


I’m female, 15, and I hate everything about my family, I’ve always been rejected and pushed aside and neglected, my brother is the center of everyone’s life because he is such an asshole, my parents give him whatever he wants because they can’t stand to hear him rage and scream and say everything bad and hateful he could possibly say. I think they give him such free rein because he has turrets or however the hell you spell it and they just blame his bad behavior on it. They have always been too focused on trying to help my lying, trouble making, hates-the-world, asshole of a brother, so I can never feel anything- they can’t deal with me being sick, or sad, or angry, because they can’t help me, they’ve stopped trying because as soon as their attention would switch over my brother would do something and start screaming and saying shit about me, and how much he hated me and my parents and that everyone else does everything wrong, not him. My parents won’t get him help, they now take their anger at him out on me, they yell and scream at me when I tell them what I think of my brother and how I think they’re doing stuff wrong with him and how he needs help, my dad always punishes him at the wrong time when he’s actually calm, he can never say anything right to my brother, and then they ask me to go give him food or ask him stuff and my brother takes shit out on me. I hate everything about my family, I’m tired of being pushed around and neglected, and they’re making me into a person I hate, what can I do that doesn’t involve anything that costs money? because I’m not that rich. Plz help me, I’m honestly ready to kill myself.
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maybe you should sit down with your family and just tell them how you feel..or write them a letter. maybe be a bit nicer to your family..or tell a close family member like an aunt or uncle what is going on in your household and maybe they could help out! hope i helped! mauuuhhh


Sorry this ones loge but i need help

I'm in a really big social group at school and my 2 neighbors r in it. ive know them since i've moved in and we became really good friend. when school started 1 of my neighbors bff was at my school. right away we hated each other and i don't no why. about a week ago my neighbors and the bff started a book that no one was aloud to see. it really pissed me off and made me realize that every one i surrond my self with are a bunch of backstabing, secret telling liars. i got in to a big fight with 1 of my neighbors and iots sort of resolved but after that was over the bff wrote me a note calling me a poser and a tramp and talking shit about my bf. i was soo pissed off. now i don't want to hang out w/any off them but there like the only people i no.

p.s. me other friend feels the same (link)
ditch that little hoe that called you a poser. you dont need someone that like who bring negitive engery into your life. just tell her that you dont wanna be friends with her anymore and just leave her because she was going to do it some time or later. or if you still wanna be friends with her..tell her sorry for everything you said. hope i helped! mauuhh


Ok, ok. I admit it. I'm not eating enough. But no one will leave me alone about it! I have this one teacher who's about to call my mom. I seriously don't want to eat more, but if everyone (like my mom) gets on my case about it, I will have no choice! I'm doing well losing weight! I have never looked better! And if everyone gets involved I'm gonna gain it back. Everyone always asks "What did you eat today" And when I say "nothing" they get all mad. How do I get them to leave me alone? (Please don't be like everyone else and tell me it's not good for me) I just want to know how to get them off my back. I would lie but I'm a bad liar. Thanks. (link)
your wrong. you never should go on a diet..they wrong and stupid. listen to your friends and family if they are trying to help. you could be in seriously trouble later in your life. hope i helped! mauuhh


Hey, I have a gf, and she says she loves me, and we have been going out for about a week. The only times she says "I love you" is on the computer. I even say it when we are in person and she doesn't say it back... she has told me her feelings and she says she really loves me, and she is like crazy about me, but my question is: How come she won't say it back? (link)
Hun she is probably just to scared to say it in person. maybe ask her why she wont say it back to you. but also you have been going out for only a week. i really hope i helped! mauuhh!




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