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I'm Emily
I'm 18 years young
I can be a bit straight forward but it comes from the heart
I'm moving to Florida next week!
I have a Jeep and it is very sexy.
I'm a little short for my liking
I am an aspiring model
I'm going to college for massage therapy, but am hoping to get into the entertainment business.
I used to be on my highschool's fencing team, and I miss it a whole lot ::sigh::
I used to fence with a sabre.
Art is my life
Andy Warhol is AMAZING!
I'm obsessed with tattoos and piercings
I am a guitarist, a photographer, a painter, and an artist.
I'm a loner, I'm a loser but I like it that way.
My friends and family mean the world to me.
I have 3 dogs.
I've been through more than I should.
I've been told I'm too adult for my age.
I'll answer your questions if you need it [=



Words of advice on love:
- Don't ever let someone tell you that you are not in love.
- If you say that you THINK you're in love, then you aren't. If you really feel it, then you are.
- Never let someone judge your relationship unless they know FACTS.
- To me, age is not an issue. If you are 13 and dating a 30 year old, then it's a big deal. If it's 5 or 6 years, not a big deal.
- If you are being abused mentally/physically GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP! Don't give the excuse that he apologized. If he loves you he wouldn't do that to you.


I'm not a fan of answering questions that are listed in the FAQ. If it's a question you can look up on Google then please, look it up on google. Don't be lazy.


I do not like when people have issues with typing.

iif u typ3 liik3 thiiz iit piissesz m3 0ff. Alot.

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Ok.. this has been buggin me alot lately.. I'm 14/f, and I have never had a b/f. I know that my time will conme and everything, and Ijust have to wait. But, what bugs me is that I know I'm not gorgeous, or really skinny or anything, but I see girls who are a heck of alot uglier, and bigger than me who have b/f's, so it just makes me feel like there's something wrong with me, cause they can get b/f's and I can't. So, I know my time will come, but, my main question is how are people gettin b/fs when they are so ugly and fat, and the normal girls dont? I rate 5's!!! Thanks!!

To be honest, guys will just go out with an ugly/fat chick because they are good at sexual things. And another thing, guys are shallow and are assholes. Keep that in mind. For now, all I can tell you to do is keep an open mind, try not to be shy. Get out there, talk to guys flirt a little! Who knows, maybe you'll find a guy that likes you. But your time WILL come and you'll get a boyfriend. And I could totaly see why it's frustrating. Guys are just shallow and want some ass from anything that has boobs and a vagina,that's all. =) That's why they're with the ugly fat chicks. They just want some ASS. Now, you should at least be happy you aren't with a guy that's dating you for ass and that's it.

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Hi. Iam 15 and i have a lump on my boob. I just noticed it today.. I'm pretty sure it just appeared today. I don't know what it could be. I mean, girls my age don't usually get breast cancer. I know it's possible, but i guess it could also be beningn. My mom told me that she had a benign lump about 12 years ago. Hm, maybe it's that? I haven't told her about it, though.
Please help, what do you think it is? What should i do?
thanks

Well, is the lump like SKIN or is it sort of blistery? If it's sort of like a blister, it could be a cyst. Here's what you should do.

1)Tell your mom about it and have her look at it
2)Go to the doctor and have them look at it.

That way, you'll know for sure what it is instead of having people on here giving you an answer that isn't exact. For all we know it could be a tumor and it COULD possibly be breast cancer. You won't know for sure unless you go to the doctor. I'm not saying that it IS a tumor, but you really should go to the doctor.

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What does smoking pot accually do to someone?

Well... it depends

-Makes you feel very high and feel no pain as if your numb
-Your senses are delayed
-Can affect your reproductive organs
-During pregnancy, it can kill the fetus
-It can increase testosterone in women and decrease it in men
-It can give you lung cancer if you do it long term.
-Faster heartbeat and pulse
-Bloodshot eyes
-Dry (cotton) mouth


Studies of marijuana's mental effects show that the drug can impair or reduce short-term memory, alter sense of time, and reduce ability to do things which require concentration, swift reactions, and coordination, such as driving a car or operating machinery.

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whenever someone asks a question on advicenators, there are always these stupid and arrogant people that leave pointless rude comments that dont help anybody at all and just makes people feel bad. is there a way to ban some of these people from this site?

http://advicenators.com/abuse.php?


Fill out the form and submit it.

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Im into theater and all that stuff but im NOT GAY!!! i also dance for some of the shows. why do people think im gay??? GRRR it makes me so mad!!!! Why do ppl generalize like that?

Hun, people are idiots! That's why! They automatically think that when a guy dances and is into theatre, they're gay. There is this guy that went to my school. Bobby. He talkes ballet, jazz, tap, lyrical and so much more. He sings, and acts. He's like the straightest guy I know. But when people meet him for the first time, they think he's gay! Which is totally false. You shouldn't worry about what people think about you, because people are just ignorant and will say anything to piss you off. That's just how people are. Don't change yourself because of something that people are saying. If a girl were to come up to you and say ARE YOU GAY, just say no, but is your boyfriend? Because you kinda look like a guy to me... People are ignorant, just remember that.


Be proud that you have TALENT and they don't. Just because you don't play football, doesn't make you less of a man. You've got a talent that most guys don't. Be proud of that.

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Ok here's the deal. This is kind of embarrasing but I wanted to get a new computer, a laptop for school. And I wanted to get rid of my old computer. The thing is, my parents want to buy it, they don't want me to throw it out. Uh, I kinda may have gone on sites that they wouldn't approve of...but they won't take no for an answer of buying it. I'm perfectly ok with throwing it in the dump, but they're not. I'm so afraid somehow they'll find out what sites I went on if they buy it. What do I do!

You can just erase your history. When you go into the internet click on tools. Go down to Internet Options and look for a button that says Clear History. And all the sites you visited will be GONE. Also, you might want to delete all your cookies. Go to My Computer, Local Disc C:, Documents and Settings, Click on your user, click the folder that says Cookies, and if there is anything in there, DELETE IT ALLLLL Except for the index, because you can't delete that.

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I have the children and am 23 years old. After having my 3rd and final baby two months ago Ive been a reck. I know that postpartum depression happens but didnt have it with my other children.
Im always crying or hollering over the smallest things and getting really bad headaches.
I get all depressed from being cooped up in the house with the kids and am constantly hollering at my husband for stuff he didnt even do. Sometimes I feel like im just looking for a reason to pick a fight with him.
Any ideas as to whats going on?

It probably is postpartum depression. Just because you didn't have it with your two other children doesn't mean you can't get it with this one. My grandmother had 9 kids. Yes 9. She had postpartum depression with ONLY ONE CHILD. Just one. Which happened to be my father... the 5th child I believe. It's good that you're at least noticing that something is wrong, and you don't want to keep acting like that. The only thing I can tell you is to visit your doctor, tell him/her exactly what's been going on, how you've been feeling, etc. Then he/she could take it from there. But for now, maybe you could ask your husband to watch the kids for an afternoon and you and your girlfriends could go out to a spa and it will just be a day for you to RELAX. You're a mother of 3 kids! And you're young, that has to be alot to handle! You should really talk to your doctor about what's going on. It's not good to be feeling that way. Hope you feel better though!

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When should you start visiting colleges and looking at them?

Around your Junior year. That's when most kids in my school start looking at colleges at least. I'm going to be a sophmore and I'm already looking at colleges. It's never too early.

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ok tomorrow me and my friend want to do something really random...we already thought of spending the day at walmart...and going bowling...and things like that but i need someting really mental and weird

got any ideas

Tryyyy going to the mall and supergluing coins to the mall floor and see how tries to pick them up.

Sitting on the side of a road with a hair dryer and poit it at passing cars to see if people slow down.

Stand by the side of a road with a sign that says HONK IF YOU THINK HE'S CUTE with an arrow pointing to no one.

Walk around the mall with capes and sunglasses or dress up as Super Heroes and pretend you have super hero powers.

Walk into a mall, go into a bunch of stores and ask the lady/man that is working there if they have an item that you KNOW would NEVER be in that store EX: Macy's ask for a book that shows you how to weld car parts.


Weird enough for you?

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what exactly is a condom ,where do u put it, do girls where them, and what do they do? is there a certain age to buy them?

A condom is a flexible sheath, usually made of thin rubber or latex, designed to cover the penis during sexual intercourse for contraceptive purposes or as a means of preventing sexually transmitted diseases. And girls don't wear them.. Unless a girl has a penis. Which I highly doubt. And no, there isn't a certain age you can buy them. You should at LEAST be a teenager though. 13 and up.

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kk well first i just wanan ask, i do masterbate quite a bit iv done it for awhile and all. But last night i did it. and this moring it hurt when i pissed. And its all sore is this normal?

Well are you a girl? If so, then you probably did it too hard. That can cause the pain when you use the bathroom. If you're a guy... then I really don't know what to tell you. But if you're a girl, then you probably did it too hard or for too long and you started getting sore, which is normal.

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does anyone here wear lancome juicy tubes? are they good?

YES! I love Juicy Tubes! My favorite lipgloss. It lasts a pretty long time, but it's just really sticky so if you wear your hair down and it gets onto your lips it will sick there. But other than that they are GREAT I've got them in like 5 different colors.

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what does it mean when it says choose juicy? by juicy couuture

Choose Juicy means for you to buy their stuff, to choose their clothing. Hence CHOOSE JUICY meaning Juicy Couture.

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I drank last night and got tipsy. I remember everything so I wasnt really drunk. Anyways I think I have a small hangover. I feel like I'm going to throw up and I'm a little light headed. What should I do? Should I force myself to throw up to get it out of my system, should I eat or take medicine or something? Please help I really dont feel good.

THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULDN'T DRINK! Nah, I'm just kidding.. I do on occasion too. Try to eat crackers or toast if you have it. Drink water and take 3 advil. Lay down for a nap and you should be good to go! Hangovers suck. Hope you feel better!

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i'm a 15 year old girl who is friends w/ this guy whose turning 16 in a week. i dont know him that well, but he invited me 2 his party. what should i get him? (i can spend like $30)

Try a gift certificate to his favorite store.

Maybe 2 CD's he's been wanting or a few DVD's.

Does he have PSP? Maybe get him another game for it or something.

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ok,
i dnt have small boobs but htey arent that big...see when i go on a walk with my friend i feel like i have really small boobs cuz she wears c 36 and i wear b 36 so i feel like flat so wat do i do?
13/f
i rate high for good answers!

... She's an entire cup size larger than you and you think you're flat. Hmmmm... Well, you aparently have a small chest, which you don't because I'm the same size and I find that my boobs pop out in every low shirt I wear. Why don't you try wearing a padded bra maybe? And, you are ONLY 13. I'm 16. You have an entire 10 possible years for your titties to grow. You'll get there.

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im going into the highschool next year and i heard that you have to carry like a little backpack around school.. i have a normal sized backpack like what you would wear to the middle school.. is that too big? what should i doo? like should i get one backpack to cary around school and the other for home? PLEASE HELP!

Well, in my school you don't need to carry anything around with you. Unless you're a girl and feel like having your purse with you. Do you know if your school has lockers? Because normally you can just put all your stuff in your locker. But not to worry, you'll have freshman orientation. Which is something where all the freshman go to just so they can see the school and see how their schedule is going to be and whatnot. You can ask your questions there. All schools are different though.

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ok this is my first time having my period n ive had it for 5 days already and my mom told me its only suppossed to last 3-5 days and the longest shes ever had it was for 7 days. please help me , clue me in on whats going on!!!!! thanks sooooooooooo much

sincerely,
troubled girly

When you first get your period, the VERY first time, it can last up to 2 weeks. Yes, I know. It sucks. And for many women it varries. It can be from as little as 3 days to as many as 10 days as you start getting more and more periods. It's anything dangerous or something you should be concerned about that you've been getting it for more than 5 days. I get mine for a week. So just wait it out, it'll stop. It won't go on forever I promise.

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Ok, I am about to get a haircut, but I need to make a decision on what kind of hair cut. I have an oval shaped face and my skin is tannish olive, and my hair a little bit below my chest by my boobs, and it is golden blonde. I realy need to find a nice haircute, please not shorter then the shoulders, and I would appreciate pictures of the haircut. :D

I found this site (it's in German... but we're just looking at the pictures :-)) And I found a few cute cuts. Keep in mind you don't have to do the same color or anything... Just the cut!

http://www.hair-concept.de/text/html/gallery.htm?&set_albumName=album20&id=19_G&include=view_photo.php

http://www.hair-concept.de/text/html/gallery.htm?&set_albumName=album20&id=29_G&include=view_photo.php *** THIS ONE IS REALLY CUTE!***

http://www.hair-concept.de/text/html/gallery.htm?&set_albumName=album20&id=36_G&include=view_photo.php (THE GIRL IN THE BLUE SHIRT'S HAIR)

http://hairstyles.free-beauty-tips.com/medium3.shtml ... But longer!

http://hairstyles.free-beauty-tips.com/medium25.shtml

http://www.2hairstyles.com/mid11.shtml

http://www.2hairstyles.com/mid16.shtml


Those were all the good ones I could find... at least I like them.

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I will be freshman this year. And I'm so scared and nervous. My curent friends are like family, but I can't really be myserlf around them. They are too much into guys. But I've been through alot with them in middle school. And I don't really have any other close friends. So what should I do? Should I find new friends, or stick with the ones I got?

Highschool is a whole different world. You really HAVE To go and find new friends AND keep the old ones. But, I really don't mean to get you upset, but I've been there... I lost ALOT of my really close friends from elementry and middle school and found GREAT new friends when I got into highschool. So, don't be suprised if you guys end up not speaking to eachother. Highschool can be a great experience for alot of people and a really horrible one for others. But highschool changes people, be it for the better or for the worse. I'll give you a quote by Paris Hilton, and me experiencing highschool (my freshman year was last year) it's completely true:

Once you enter high school things change.

Your best friend becomes a B.i.t.c.h ***** (happened to me)

Your boyfriend becomes a P.r.i.c.k

Homework goes in the T.r.a.s.h

Cell phones are being used in C.l.a.s.s

Detentions becomes S.u.s.p.e.n.t.i.o.n

Soda becomes B.e.e.r ******

Gum becomes P.o.t****

Bikes become C.a.r.s

Lollipops becomes C.i.g.a.r.e.t.t.e.s

Lip-gloss becomes M.a.k.e.u.p

French kissing becomes S.e.x.

....yeah high school does change everybody, whether you want it to or not....


That's what happens in highschool. Be careful. Don't get mixed in with the wrong croud.

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