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Long story short, I'm from Los Angeles, went to an amazing school, left the US and moved to the Middle East. I've been backpacking around Europe and the Middle East on and off since August 2013.

Would you like to converse? Here's my Forum

Quite frankly, I'm sarcastic way more than I should be. Read a few of my answers, and you'll see that I am not totally mean to anyone.

Type correctly or go home. Yes, that is an ultimatum.

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I was just wondering how is it possible to make your hair look like this?

this is the website:
http://www.jesper.nu/bilder/tjejer/paris_hilton/paris_hilton_5.jpg

thankss

Well, assuming your hair is superlong and straight, here goes.

Gather your hair from eyebrow to eyebrow and pull it up. Push it forward, twist it a couple of times, loosly, and secure. It might help to gel your hair first.

Then, slick back he sides with gel, and you're good to go.

ok so im getting a phone but i dont know like where to start i want one that like i can call people and text but i odnt want a bill everymonth and i really want a razor HELLPPP links anything

...you can call someone on any phone. That's their primary purpose.

Text is also standard nowadays, but it can be turned off.

If you don't want a bill, then don't get a phone. There is a small chance that you can work something out with your service carrier (Verizon...). RAZR is a popular phone carried at many fine retailers.

When you go to the gyno do they stick the thing up the hole where you get fingered and where the baby comes out of when your pregnant?? I'm just curious, haha.

...yes.

I want to get a pair of nice Vans so what colors do they sell them in? How much are they? And where do they sell them?

www.vans.com

how do you guys get your summer reading done? the library has a hold list of books &
going to the bookstore for extended periods of time is hard to do &
borrowing from people is annoying
do you just buy the book? i dont like to since i might not like the book or reread it ever again.

I buy the book, because then I can reread it, write in it, or easily refer back to it.

what do you guys do in your free and occupied time besides school, eating, maintaining hygiene, and hanging out with friends?
i dont do anything in summer and otherwise. like summer camps/schools or like sports, what volunteering things, clubs outside and in school. can you suggest stuff or tell me what you do? all i do is watch tv, read, do hw, volunteer at a hospital one time a week (maximum amount possible in the program). pointers on getting a job? i feel like im wasting time and space in this world
please
thanks a lot

Well, I'm incredibly involved in my school. I do showchoir (singing and dancing at the same time) and will be class president for this year. During the year, i take academically rigorous courses, so I don't have much free time.

This summer, I went to sleepaway camp for a month and had a friend from out of state visit me for a week. The past 2 weeks and this week, I am volunteering as a camp counselor. It gives me experience realted to my potential major (education).

I suggest starting a business and volunteering different places. I volunteer 40 hours a week when I volunteer.

I can't really get a teacher right now.
I would love to know if I'm singing through my nose or not. When I record my voice.. I hate it.
I'm looking for a kelly clarkson-ish voice. And I'm either a mezzo-soprano or a soprano. Anyways.. How do you know if youre actually singing right or not?

...singing with correct pitch?

Kelly Clarkson is a mezzo or an alto. Your voice most likely will never sound like hers. Everyone's voice is unique.

Please clarify your question, don't rate until you do, and let me help you!!

I was talking to my friend about religions and how they relate, and she told me that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism are very similar in their beliefs. The books are very alike, but have different names, according to my friend, and that the belief in Jesus is how Christianity stands out.

But how are Islam and Judaism REALLY different? [I'm not knowledgable at all with religions, so don't accuse me of lieing and stuff cuz this is what my friend told me]. Just because Muslims believe Muhammad was a prophet and Jews don't doesn't seem significant enough to separate the religions. So yeah..how are they different?

Judaism and Islam are cousins.

Judaism has 3 "levels". Reform, Conservative, and Orthodox.

Islam has the same 3 levels, according to my googling.

Both believe in one g-d.

Jews believe that the Messiah is yet to come, and do not idolize at all.

From my understanding, there is some idolization in the Islam religion.

Jewish eating habits (if you follow them, many jews don't) are pretty strict. They can be further discussed here: http://www.jewfaq.org/kashrut.htm .

The holidays also differ, but in the month of Ramadan (where Muslims fast every day and eat each night...like their Xmas or Chanukah) and on a bunch of random Jewish holidays, (including Yom Kippur), there is fasting, or not eating, during the day.

It seems like I compared more than I contrasted, but these are two close religions.

Good luck, and may I suggest google??

My birth details r
name: charu
tob: 13:42 pm(wednesday)afternoon
place: jhansi,india
dob: 1st january 1975

ALL MY QUESTIONS R RELATED TO PREGNANCY AND HEALTH

question: when will i get pregnant i mean the exact year and month of my conception?

how many kids will i have and their sexes?

will my diseases of endometriosis and cysts and fibroids be cured?

will i die before my husband?
regards
charu

1) If you get pregnant, count back 9 months from the date you have your baby. This is an approximation of the time of your conception.

2) No one here can predict that.

3) Probably not. Consult a doctor.

4) You didn't give enough information. Ask me a private question with more information and I'll make a prediction for you.

I am not a doctor.

how come advicenators has changed so much? a while ago.. people could ask anyone question they had. now there are all these rules and they really restrict what i am curious about. a lot of serious questions i have, have all been deleted. i dont understand this and i think it should change.

The moderstors got better at what we do. There is a 6-hour window where questions are screened. Mods can rate questions, and if we rate it low, then it is removed from the site.

No one could ever ask whatever they wanted.

According to DN (whom you rated a one. Dude, this guy RUNS the site. He doesn't deserve that!! Ones are only for abusive advice!), your questions are sexually explicit. These questions are filtered off because some parents will sue if their kids see that stuff. We want it to be a comfortable environment for everyone.

Talk to DN (or Ferngully or MFS, but mostly DN) if you have comments, or you could click on the "Suggestions" link on the left hand side under Miscellaneous, and leave them there.

If it were to change, no one would want to be here. Sex questions get old.

Please type correc tly, We do;t like to see questions poorly typed.

See, i have a friend who hates me to death. she hates me because my other friend lied to her about things that i did not even say. she won't talk to me. even if i try to talk to her, she won't give me a chance to explain myself. she also told all my other [close] friends about this "lie" that i never even said. i am mad that she spread it around making me feel like i am such a bad person!! and now i feel depressed because my friends turned their back against me. what should i do?!?

and please write in good grammer it would be helpful!! thank you in advance!!

Your friends would never turn their backs on you.

These people weren't your friends.

And, please use correct grammar if you expect to receive answers with correct grammar. It's only polite.

ok-
I'm f/13 and almost everyone aroungd where I live isn't virgin from age 11/up My friends and I are witch includes 2 boys- I was wondering, since alot of people(except parents) think we are wierd, Do you think it's wrong to be virgin?

...you're 13.

If you're asking these questions, then you shouldn't be having sex.

It is NEVER wrong to have morals, self-control, and self-respect.

It is NEVER wrong to be a virgin.

I haven't had my first kiss. I know that when I do, it will mean so much more because I will have waited.

I have a best friend who played to sex/hookup card, and I don't think anyone really takes her seriously. Is that what you want?

You have your whole life ahead of you. You're 13. Please wait to have sex.

I tried to dye it back to my natural hair color and the people who did it made it red and it was supposed to be brown. How long will it take for my all of my hair to grow back with my normal color?

It really depends on the type of dye used.

Semi-or demi- permanent color will fade over your whole head gradually.

Use regular shampoo and wash your hair frequently and no matter the type of dye it will fade.

Permanent dye means that it won't fade. Wait about a montha and a half and try redying it.

Good luck!!

k i was wondering if any of these things counted as cardio and helped to lose fat,cause these are things i could do like, before bed..

: lemon squeezes(like a crunch but you bring your knees up to your chest so you move your whole body)
: bicycles(lay on the floor and bring your right leg up and touch it to your left elbow,etc.)
: jumping jacks
: continuous backbends and handstands and cartwheels and stuff

i figured if i did that for like, a half hour/45 minutes every night (or morning, or wtv) i could get into better shape my say, next month.

thanks

Out of these, jumping jacks are the only true cardio.

Cartwheels straight for 45 min is nearly impossible (take it from a gymnast of 7 years), but yes, those wold count as cardio.

Why not try dance?

My school has a strict dresscode
-only collared shirts or sweaters
-only SOLLID color pants or skirts (No jean at all)

Does anyone have some good suggestions on what i can wear?

Polos are pretty much the only shirts that you can wear.

I'd suggest khaki and black for bottoms.

The key is really to accesorise. Bows in hair are getting huge and so are headbands. Cute shoes, earrings, and bracelets all make an outfit.

Good luck, and have a wonderful year!

how do i Advertise without spending money?

Post bulletins, make phone calls, use word of mouth.

hey you answered my question about a forum...i was wondering how i can get people to actually join...

Thanks

Advertise.

Get your friends to join by sending out invites.

I am going to be a Junior this fall in highschool which basically means it is time to start looking for colleges

but honestly I don't even know where to start. Like i really don't know much about any college anywhere because well i don't follow college sports or anything to familiarize me with anything.

I know right now i can basically get into any school minus Like harvard (i have a gpa between 3.6- and 3.9 somewhere)

In the next few weeks my mom and I are going to some local schools around Pittsburgh Pa but outside of here i don't know of any schools!

I want to major in Elem. Ed. I think or something around that feild if that helps.

So basically my question is can someone give me some info -background- advice on any good schools for want to be teachers! i would prefer someone who acually knows about the school and not just researched it!

3.6 might not get you as far as you'd like, unfortunately.

USC (University of Souther California-private), CSUN (Cal State Universite at Northridge-public), and ASU (Arizona State University) are all really good schools for education majors.

www.collegeboard.com is a great website which I highly recommened.

17/f

Haha this is a very strange question but I tend to get hard nipples (when it's cold.. etc) and they show through my shirts. I have tried padded bras (they don't help much) and duct tape (doesn't work at all). It is also quite embarassing if I am wearing a swimsuit and they show through.

How can I stop them from showing.. I don't mind if it is uncomfortable but I do not like having to put on more shirts since it can usually even show through hoodies and what not.

Thanks for your help

Band-aids work well.

I just got my period today. It sucks because these cramps are killing me and I feel like I want to die. What can I do so the cramps don't hurt as much? I know they sell pills or medicines or something but I don't know where they sell them or what they are called. Any excersizes or something I can eat? The only thing I know about is a heating pad, which I'm already using and it's helping a little bit, but not much. Any help would be appreciated.

Chocolate, bananas, and midol.

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