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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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what is a 2 way i heard it in that bowling for soup song thanks XD

If a 3 way is 3 people engaging in sexual intercourse, then a 2 way is 2 people.

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ok so people always say that condoms are like 95% effective or whatever "if used correctly"

well what it is the right and wrong way to use one?

and what are the different kinds of condoms? and which ones are the best?

The proper way to use it is on your penis, the inproper way is to use it on your hamster.

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I AM LIKE FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW! Last week I was 120 exactly, and all of the sudden I weighed myself and I am 129! I am on my period so I dont know if that affects anything, but I am about to go on an exteme diet. Does anyone know why this happened all of the sudden? 14/f, Im not pregnant or anything like that..

You shouldn't go on an EXTREME diet because you gained 9 pounds. To do so would be stupid, and probably hurt you.

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I recently posted a question about:My friend is Pregnant and I have feelings for her??? If i tell her can it damage the relationship or should i just take a chance and tell her? She is a really nice person and I don't want her to get the wrong ideas. Like i am helping her only for a relationship. I am nervous but I feel she has a right to know.

Go for it, just be careful, pregnant women are moody. I suggest you offer her a gift of Ben and Jerries.

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okay so my boyfriend wants to finger me and so far hes felt me through like sweatpants.. but next time we hang out.. he wants to go in my pants and i dont mind.. except.. what does he expect to find as far as pubic hair goes? we never talked about it because i dont want to bring it up.. should i shave it or trim or what???

16/f. thanks

Well, it is your vagina, so it's really up to you what you do.

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13/f

okay.. its almost been a month since me & my boyfriend has been going out.. and my sister & my boyfriends older sister's boyfriend told me to be careful, because he can do some things, and that they don't want me to be getting hurt. and they think that he's not right for me. so what happened was that.. once and a while.. he asks me these weird questions like "do you even want to be with me?" and im like "yess.. if i didn't wouldn't i broken up with you already?" and he was like "ohh i knew that.." .. 2 days ago. out of nowhere he said "i miss holly" (my friend.. but not so close anymore cause drama). and im said "...." and he says "shes my friend." and im like "yeahh i know." >.< and tonight. i was talking to his older sister, shes my friend also.. and she told me that she saved one of their conversations on aim onto notepad, so she can read it later.. and he was telling holly that he wanted to break up with me but he didn't know how to. and she was calling him "babes" and stuff and he said "iono hun" . and then his sister was like "why do you wanna break up with mary? and how do you not know how to do it? you broke up with linh.. how many times?" and he said "no.." and he started cussing her out. and i she also said that holly told him that i liked some other guy.. WHICH I DONT. i did like a long time ago.. but that was BEFORE i went out with him. it was also weird.. because she aimed me up today and said "neil wants to break up with you." and i said "O.o" and she said "jk."

SOMEBODY PLEASE HELLP ME.

You're 13, just end it with him. It doesn't sound like he's worth it and you should be enjoying whatever it is that 13 year olds do nowadays.

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Okay, time for another love conundrum.
So I like this girl. I have ever since I met her, you might even be able to say love at first sight.

And don't worry I didnt only fall for her looks. I got to know her and we got really close and she's just awesome. So eventually we got to a point where we were really close...like:
Holding hands
Writing love notes ect ect

Then summer comes...I live in the country she lives in the city. I barely get to see her.

I start school again and she's dating some other guy. So I was jealous...not angry at her or anything just...dissapointed.

So then...now in november I heard they broke up about 2 weeks ago. So at that point I was desperatly trying to get over her cause it was just too hard. So I was hanging out with another and thinking maybe I'm developping a crush on her.

Then today in Georaphy she writes in my binder..I see her sign her name then I look away. Then class ends and I get my binder back. In Math I open it up and read her signature.

Then I freeze. Not a panic but a stun. a flap in my binder it sayd " I (heart) you" with an acctual heart. So i'm wondering...does this mean anything? What do I do? Do I pretend I didnt find it? Do I confront her?

And now...do I keep trying to get over her? Am I overreacting? Was I really crushing on this other girl or was I desperate to get over her?

Sorry you had to read that whole thing...and asked so many question...every little advice helps!!

You say there was an actual heart, who's heart was it. She might be wanted for murder.

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by friend is mad because i like a boy she doesnt know... she like tells me who i can and cant be friends with... she also buts in with my relationship....she has major jealousy issues. what should i do...help please

confused person

Don't be her friend?

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Ok so i need help.Theres a boy i like.And we flirt alot but im not pretty to like make him want me.(as in going out). So i just need some tips.What should i do?



Thanks!!
Lindsey

He wouldn't be flirting with you if he didn't think you were pretty, unless of course he was drunk.

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how do you delete questions from yer advice column

Let me answer your question with a question: Why do you feel the need to say "yer"?

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i think im asking for too much for christmas. im not sure if all the gifts im getting are neccesery. hes my list of gifts that my parents are buying and tell me if im asking for way too much.

1. new digital camera $200-$250
2. ipod nano $150-$200
3.psp $200
4. psp games about $40 each
5. abercrombie clothes $105
6. stuff from bath and body works $15
7. movies $40

and more that i forgot. honestly, is that too much for my parents to buy? i dont wanna seem like a spoiled brat. my parents are wealthy - they wont have trouble affording it but i dont know.

My Christmas gifts usually end up in the $100-$200 range all together, and from I can tell you're getting close to $1,000. But how much you recieve doesn't matter. It all depends on your attitude about the whole thing. If you're worried that you're asking for too much, chances are that you're not. It shows you're worried about being greedy. If you thought this wasn't enough then yes, you would be a spoiled brat. You just happen to be better off financially then others.

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how do you make out with someone?

First you have to find the ingredients for "out".

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Hi, I need to learn Hebrew in less than 6 months. Does anyone know a program or how I could become almost fluent in hebrew fast?

Please help!!

THANKS!

Watch Borat.

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no guy has ever really seen my boobs, even though many have asked. i'm afraid guys will think 'ew that girl has ugly boobs' or something. i dont know-i'm very self concious. like is therea a certain way boobs should look? thanks.

Unless you're fat guys will like your boobs.

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I'm a Guy, and for some reason I'm attracted to the opposite sex. I don't think I'm gay because I would never have sex with a male, but I can't stop looking at guys. Whats wrong with me? and is this Normal?

You're attracted to the opposite sex but you're worried about being gay? I think you need to worry about being mentally retarded first.

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I'm on something like house arrest and I just need some ideas of things I can do home alone. More like things I can do home alone when video games, tv, computer, and the phone get boring. Any ideas would be really appreciated. Thanks.

You could not fuck up in the future.

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im a guy and im 17, im not really into sports, but half the guys i know are..why can't i get interested?

Because you're an individual, not everyone is the same.

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if you are hiv positive can u still get a belly ring and tattoo please let me know

They throw away the needle after each use, so yes you can.

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this is math related, but it's not a homework question.

Okay, there's a simple rule that states anything to the zero power is 1. for example:

9 to the 0 power=1

why is that?? i understand how you get a 0 power, but why is it 1?? just curious.

thanks!!

The ancient magicians who invented math decided that is how it would be.

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Can you get pregnant while on your period?

No, but you cant get pregnant from not having sex.

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