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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ i want to know when is the real realease date for zelda twilight princess.
I've tried searching online, but perhaps the creators are still unsure themselves? Everything I've been able to find will only state that Zelda Twilight Princess is due on shelves in the "Fall of 2006". So sometime around mid September, I'm assuming.


- http://cube.gamespy.com/gamecube/the-legend-of-zelda-the-wind-waker-2/
- http://www.ebgames.com/product.asp?cookie%5Ftest=1&product_id=220461
- http://cube.ign.com/objects/572/572738.html

♥[?]♥ My best friends dog died, and I know the dog meant a lot to her mom. I love her mom to death and I want to do something special for her to make her feel a little better. Any suggestions?
http://www.belairemanor.com/home/rainbow2.html


Well, there's a link to an extreme sad video. It will definitely make her cry, but it will be bittersweet. The point of the video is that even though the animal might not be visible.. that doesn't make them any more alive in our hearts, ya know? Perhaps you should take a look at it and decide if it's something you'd like to share with her. (=

♥[?]♥ I guess this isnt really a question, more of an opinion and/or your relation or differences to this topic. Its about my parents control over me..they dont care what I do. Ever. 15/F. Chicago. I have no curfew..weekday or weekend, no 'chores', they don't care who i'm hanging around with, my mom knows i smoke marijuana. I can, and do, leave the house for days without them calling my cell phone and asking what i'm doing and where I am. I've left the town and state for days numerous times. I get good grades in my private school though and only got in trouble with the police once. I think i'm a pretty good kid. I am going to ozzfest this year and they dont care. I'm always in bad neighborhoods and whatnot. So, basically, whats your opinions on my parents? I dont think theyre being very resposible.
Perhaps they go by the rule of "live and learn"? My parents are the same way. I've always enjoyed my life like this. Should I ever screw up, I have no one else to blame but myself. I actually think it teaches us a lesson in responsibilty. While it may not always be pretty, perhaps the best way to learn is the hard way.

♥[?]♥ Okay so I used to cut myself, but I've gotten somewhat better now. I have gym tomorrow and the uniform is a t-shirt. I don't want anyone to see the scars/scabs on my arms and make a big deal. Can anyone tell me how to cover my arms in gym, without being really obvious? Please don't tell me to get help for cutting myself, I am in the process of doing so. Thanks so much, I'll rate high.
How about a sweatband? Many people at gyms wear sweatbands. No one will be the wiser, you'll fit right in. You could also wear a poofy scrunchie.

♥[?]♥ I Need alot of help right now with this guy but i would rather not post it. Anyone on here that owuldnt Mine Helping me Thru Instant Message? I would really appreciate it.

17f
You can message me, if you'd like. You can find my screen name on my column. I'm seventeen and female. (=

♥[?]♥ I know, I know, it's just another stupid mySpace question. I know you're all sick of it, but there's no where else I can get my answer.

How do you put pictures on your profile? I don't mean like add to the photo index, I mean put the picture in the actual profile?
If this image is one you found online, right click it, go to "PROPERTIES", and copy all of it's "ADDRESS(URL)". What you've just copied is the URL to the image.


Now, if this image is something on your computer, you need to HOST it. You "host" something by going to: http://www.photobucket.com and SIGNING UP for a FREE account.


Then the page will refresh, and you should see a new page with an option to click on "BROWSE". Next, search your computer for the picture(s), and click "SUBMIT". Then the page will refresh yet again. You will see all/any images you happen to have on the new screen. Simply find the picture you want, and copy the PROVIDED URL in the top white slot.


However you went about getting the URL to the image, insert the URL where I instruct you to within the following HTML code:


< img src="URL OF THE PICTURE HERE" >


Then you simply delete the TWO EMPTY spaces that separate the < and > from the rest of the code, make sense?


To get pictures to show up under "General", simply take the new "IMG SRC" code and paste it in "GENERAL" box, on your "EDIT MY PROFILE" page.


I know it seems difficult, but I assure you that this is actually very easy. And with my step-by-step directions, you will find that this is really a piece of cake!


I have a MySpace, also, so if you're ever in need of additional assistance, know that you can always come to me. :D

♥[?]♥ Does anyone know how to make a music note on your profile on AIM?

Thanks
Jacki =)
Simple: "¯" Copy that line, and change the font to Weddings.

♥[?]♥ my girlfriend told me shes been stressing out too much lately and feels like she could be going through depression. i've noticed a change in her last month. she hasn't mentioned anything to her parents about it. she asked me not to. should i tell them though? i am really worried and don't want things to get any worse for her. thanks.
I wouldn't butt in like that, no. Assure her that you are always there for her should she ever feel the need to talk, and remind her often that her parents aren't the enemies and that speaking to them might do her a world of good. Unless she starts to physically harm herself, that's really about all I'd do if I were in your shoes.

♥[?]♥ hi,

in a few days i will be going on vacation with my family. the only thing that will be stopping me from having a good time is that i sweat. i sweat a lot. i have certain dri but that doesnt work so i wanted to know a few tips that you can give me, besides the doectors because i will be leaving soon, thanks!
I used to sweat severly during the Arizona summers. I found that applying baby powder over an antiperspirant deodorant will clog the pores and elimate those pesky sweat stains. Always worked for me. (=

♥[?]♥ i dont find black girls attractive, does that mean i'm a racist? is it juss subconscious racism?
Not having an attraction to a black girl doesn't make you a racist. Whether or not you have racist tendicies, it's not for me to say, but if you're even questioning this then I don't see how the two of them have anything to do with each other. I would not view this as any different than your attraction, or lack there of, to a blonde girl, dwarf girl or otherwise.

♥[?]♥ where can you get good layouts for myspace without having to add ppl who make theem. im sick of the ones from createblog.com
thanks xo*
Well, if you'd prefer a premade layout, check out:
- http://myspace.nuclearcentury.com/
- http://www.xanga.com/MYSPACELAY0UTSXD
- http://www.myspacelayouts.org/Blue-Layouts.php
- http://www.xanga.com/MyHawtSpace_LayOuts
- http://myspaceforum.proboards35.com/index.cgi?board=layouts
- http://www.myspace.com/hey_lyts
- http://www.myspace.com/x_dollfacelayouts



However, if you'd like to make your own, try:
- http://www.mygen.co.uk/index.php?page=create [the one I recommend most -it's wayyy easy, and it'll look great!!!]
- http://www.carrierawks.com/myspace.php
- http://www.strikefile.com/myspace/editor.htm
- http://www.stylemyspace.com
- http://www.chasebadkids.net
- http://www.pimpmymyspace.com

♥[?]♥ i'm a guy, and is it wrong to just want sex? honestly now, its what everyone wants
I want sex, and I'm okay with that. You're right, it's what everyone wants. It might not be what everyone acts on, but we all want it. It's really a fact of life. It's nature, and we're only human beings. Just be responsible and make sure to keep the feelings and well being of the participants in mind.

♥[?]♥ simple question.. how do u get music on your myspace?? will someone please help me! ill rate 5's!
_xO Kaile
http://music.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=music.directory&MyToken=abeb30c5-a650-43af-b7d8-002308f9c92c


It's very simple. Go to that link. Type in the artist name, and click on their page. Then it will have the list of music, and you just click "ADD". You really can't miss it. (=

♥[?]♥ on my myspace i wanna get to white buttons that said send & add, iv seen ppl with them, what ebsite can i get them off of
What website will you find the buttons or the code? The buttons, I have no idea. I have the buttons, but I made mine. I guess I just assumed everybody made theirs? The code, I have no idea. I do have the code, however. If you'd be willing to message me on AIM I can send them to you their. I'd leave the code here for you, but all of it wouldn't transfer. =/
♥ Mackenzie ♥

♥[?]♥ how to get started is it fun i really wanna become a wiccian and i dress in prepy cloths but in my heart i wanna wear freak cloths i need to convince my mom i used to be a freak but she threw all my cloths away when i went to friends house but please help thanx
Despite what you've heard and seen, religion isn't what you wear. It's how you feel. You can wear a yellow polo shirt.. and still have feelings and beliefs. "Preppy" clothing or otherwise, will not strip you of your beliefs. And if you think that you must dress how you "feel", then you're obviously doing this religion thing for all of the wrong reasons. Religion isn't about pleasing and convincing others, it's about finding a "direction" and "purpose" in life. YOUR LIFE.


Moving on, it's easy to snub and be frightened of what we don't understand. I'm assuming your Mother is looking down on the whole Wiccan religion because she doesn't know anything about it. I honestly feel your best bet is to be very open and level headed about this whole thing. Now, I've already answered a question just like this last night. If you want to "become a Wiccan", then you need to read up on what you're obviously changing yourself to follow. Go to the library. They have a huge section on Spirituality. It wouldn't be a bad idea to have your Mom look through these books, too. While she may never understand exactly WHY you'd like to convert, with your help she might be able to grasp your POINT and beliefs on all of this.


If websites are more your stlye, why not turn to:
- http://www.religioustolerance.org/witchcra.htm
- http://www.wiccan-refuge.com/main.html
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wicca


Looks like you have work to do. Best of luck to you. Hope you're able to find something suitable to your needs.
♥ Mackenzie ♥

♥[?]♥ How do you give someone a handjob? I know what it is but i don't know exactly what to do to make it good.

And do you know any sites where i can find stuff out about sex and stuff, like im not a pervert lol, i just wanna know some stuff so i dont mess up.

thanks!
By law, I can't answer this question here. If you'd like to talk to me privately, feel free to reach me on AIM. Sorry.
♥ Mackenzie ♥

♥[?]♥ ok i was recently band from here for asking too many stupide questions so first off i whated to say i appologize to any one who read them also my quetion is if you did reed them and were affended then will you please forgive me i am not gay and i have never felt that way i was drunk and thaght it would be funny so please forgive me if you do will you please also send me a response saying you did i will feel mech beeter thank you
We all make mistakes. (=

♥[?]♥ Hey, I have a question, im new at myspace, and I dont get how to do a layout..like after you've copied the code, where do you paste it?


Mariee
Well, some specific codes must go under certain sections. However, I'm sure it will all be fine if placed in your "About Me". If some things don't work right and you should find you need further help, feel free to keep me in mind.
♥ Mackenzie ♥

♥[?]♥ Does anybody have any good tips for flirting with guys?
There are soo many ways to "flirt". I looked online for you, and came up with a couple websites that should keep you entertained:
- http://www.romantic-lyrics.com/flirtideafrs.shtml
- http://www.flirtzone.com/tips.htm
- http://www.adze.com/couples/love/flirting.html
- http://www.links2love.com/teens_flirting.htm
- http://www.ivillage.co.uk/relationships/dating/men/articles/0,,139_602486,00.html

♥[?]♥ whats the name of the song that goes "never had a dream come true, till the that i met you" i know it but i cant remember it...i rate 5's ♥
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