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I need a program where you can make pictures all one color. Like purple, pink, blue, etc. I also want one to make them more pixelated. [Like with dots]Please help me with this/ If you help I'll rate 5's..

I use Adobe Photoshop && it works really well...

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:( F**K! i went tanning today and OH MY GOSH. i really burnt my face bad i mean like its SUPER bad. my face kinda swelled a bit but its suuuper red! it hurts really bad..my face is on fire! my mom and dad know about it and they put neosporen (spelling) on my face to help it. before i was putting an ice pack on my head cuz it hurt and a cold wash cloth on my face. is there anything else i could do that you know of rather than like going to the doctor? because its not that serious..ive had worse so dont worry. but i just want this to go away! or at least get better. i was spose to have plans tonight but i had to cancel because of this. what a great way to start off christmas break right? well yeah anyways to maybe make the swelling go down or the reddness? thanks ALOT

Aww im so sorry to hear that!! Im not sure what you could do. Keep putting ice packs on your face, && keep using neosporen (sp)!! It should work after a while. =)
Sorry if i didn't help much =(

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ok i know this isint a questoin.. well it is but anyway, does anyone wana go to the chatroom!?

Hey... and sure...? -_-

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Ok, for about 2 months now I got white stuff in my underwear, and always feel wet. I think its discarge. I haven't had a period yet but I don't know when its comming. Should i tell my mom or just leave it be?

Its discharge. Happy early period!! You can tell your mom if you'd like but it doesn't matter. Just make sure you're prepared and have pads or tampons around the house. =D

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anyone know any good resizing pic urls?

i rate fives.

http://www.tinypic.com is my favorite. I use it all the time =)

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ok which looks better white nailpolish on your toenails and red on nails or red on toenails with white on nails? or white on toenails and pink on nails, or pink on toenails white on nails? sorry so confusing. all 5's for opinions. thanks.

Pink on fingernails & white on toenails.

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what is a form poem??
omg please someone tell me
hurry

http://www.google.com

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Does Old Navy have their flip flops in right now?

No, if zou havent noticed.. its winter hun...

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hey!!! im goin to this big game thing tomorrow and i dont have ANYTHING to wear..im serious. nothing cute! i dont have any cute sweatshirts.they're all huge..no sweaters..scarfs..anything! and its wayy to cold out to be wearing like t-shirts nd crap. since it is a hockey game lOl. i dont have any jean jackets nothing! and i cant borrow anything from anyone because im meeting them there..so obviously i cant borrow from them?! haha..ahh what do i do! i need to look cute :)

Lol, idk hun =(
Borrow from a friend??
AHH GO SHOPPING!!
=)
You could wear some cute jeans and a jean jacket with a cute top =D
Thanks for asking this, i like these fashion questions, lol..

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ok so im on my period...funfun...and my tummy hurts like never before...what are somethings/anything i can do/take to feel better? 13/f if that helps?(not my first time also)

Midol works reallz well..

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HAPPY PERIOD!!

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whats a good way to be flirty in like a 'contact' kinda way. like sexual way. not like actually havin sex or blowjob or ne thing. i know making out and cuddling! but what else :)

by the way...which one are you in the pictuRe!?

Hey. Ummm...
You can:
Call him often
Hug him everytime u see him
I dont know much about flirting.. to me its a natural thing ;D

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im the blonde..

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im 15..going on 16 and i havent had a boyfriend yet. everytime someone brings up the subject about having a boyfriend i get so like nervous and self-conscious because im afraid they'll ask like oh who was your last boyfriend? how many boyfriends have you had before? and my old friend was talkin bout boys and my other friend goes yahhh but she hasnt had a boyfriend yet. and the girls like OMG WHAT? you havent had one yet? seriously?! like she was shocked. because apparently alotta people think im prettY? i dont see it but whatever. im not that good with guys i mean yah i talk to them and all ..but as friends. im way too shy to like hang out with them or something. maybe they just dont see me as girlfriend material? my best friend says maybe i may look like a bitch or something..or guys are just afraid to come out and tell me because they are scared of rejection. but actually im not kinda scared to get my first boyfriend (if that ever comes :( because i really wont know how to act since ive never had one before. ahhh please give me suggestions anything will help..seriously!

Aww well your friends are being pretty rude. If you dont have a bf theres nothing wrong with that. Anyway, im guessing your question is how to get a bf? If not srry, leave me a question. Well, you CANT be shy. You should get some guy friends and hang around guys so you can see how they talk and their intrests. Gotta make friends. Then start hangin out with them & the closer you get the easier it is. Remember to flirt.

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foshizzle my nizzle ok so i like dis girl and she likes dis other guy and i have liked her since like THE LAST ICEAGE ok AND I REALLY LIKE her ok and i wanted to know some tips on impressing a girl gotcha and i'm assuming you have good answers cause i don't come here just for nothing

Wiggaa pleasee.

Be yo self!
Fo sho mayne.
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ok so my bf is coming ove rtommorow and i didnt get him anything reay realy big or awsome i got him a card and a cute little fluuffy blue bear i am so scared that it is cheesy an dhe will just laugh i am so freaked out someone help me pleezzzz

He'll probably laugh but either way he should appreciate it. If not he's not worth it because you put alot of effort into it and figuring out what to buy him. =]

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I am 13 and I still don't have my period!I don't know what is going on, I weigh more than a lot of my friends and they all already have them!!!What do I do????
Love always(please help),
Gina

=O Call the doctor, thats soo not normal!!

Lol, im kidding.
It's totally normal. Some .'s come later than others. Trust me it's no fun..

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what does it mean when you are classified as a Townie or a Rude Boy?
thx

A Rude Boy is like someone in a gang... and a Townie is someone who doesn't get out much...

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help! i weigh 119 and i need to be 111 by christmas. what can i do? like exercises? food? anything please tell me that you know of. i cant go to a gym or go running, so anything besides that. thank you.

Hmmm...
you wrote you have to get down to 111 by Christmas and you posted this the 20th. I know im a little late.. but here you say dont tell me its not realistic. Sorry, but its not. You cant lose 8 lbs. in a few days.

Sorry.

Just in case you want to lost 8 lbs. but not by Christmas here are some ways.
- Do 100 sit ups a night
- Do 50 pushups a night
- Jog for an hour a day
- Eat something small for breakfast (cereal, bagels, sandwich, waffles [w/o added sugar and shit], etc.)
- For lunch eat a snack like fruits & veggies
- And for dinner eat what your mom makes you (or what you want, not fatty foods =])but dont stuff yourself

Hope i helped?

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Hi advicenators :D

well, i am an icon maker on iconator (and if you've ever been there you know that there are millions of idiots who have nothing better to do then i/m you), so sosmeone imed me long enough for me to say "who is this", and then warned me. I was justs wondering, do warnings go away? How long does it take to go away? And also, i tried to warn HER, but it wouldnt let me; why is this?

Warning are soo gay man. They get lower everytime you sign on and off and it keeps going down untill all the percent is down to 0. A warning doesn't do anyything to you. It doesn't let you wan her probably because of her aim settings? Not sure. Just block her.

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Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored.

I can't talk on the computer now, so if, well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now, I mean, like, I'm at the computer NOW, writing this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're reading it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're reading it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.

I haven't gone away but I'll be right back.

The statement below is True.

The statement above is False.

Which statement is correct?

Since history never stops, when does the future begin?

Huh?

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I lost my permit and I was just wondering if anyone knew how much it costs to get another copy. I'm in Texas if it helps any.

$15.

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