It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.
About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.
I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)
++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.
++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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So, apparently our phone number belonged to quite a few people before we received it. We got this number three years ago and we still get AT LEAST 5 calls a day for various other names. We tell the telemarketers to take us off the list and they still call. For example, we opened an account at the local movie rental store and there is a list of six other people with this number! this has been going on for 3 years and still a steady amount of calls not for us are coming in. Please help me resolve this annoying problem! (link)
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1. Change your number
2. Have an unlisted number
3. Call your phone company and say, "Please block these numbers blah blah blah."
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Ok I want to start this by saying I only want responces from people who play the lotto and win. And please don't just tell me luck, even though luck is apart of it, I know there is more to it. Thank you.
Now, I know that the lottery can be won. My mom has won over $10,000 total at different points in her life. My question is does any one know any really good techniques and stratigies to follow. We have used the 3 wise men book, and also we have used dream work and prayer. Naturally. I would like us to be able to win more consistantly and bigger. Now I used to play a scratcher called pocket change or something, it was only like $1 to play and I would win very often, infact almost every time I played...often though I would either win back my dollar, win 2 dollars and sometimes I would win like $25 and I would use that money to buy a subway ticket in new york where I was living at the time. I don't know what I was doing to win though... My mom has written techniques that tend to work, but she doesn't know exactly when the numbers will come out...For exampl...let's say she comes up with 1111 to play in the 4 digit, Now she may figure that in the last week of the month it will come out, but she would have to play for the whole week, 2 times a day and that comes to about, $14, but let's say it's a number like 1112, then there are now there are 4 ways to play that, which means she would have to play $56 to play all 4 ways midday and evening. That is over the limit for us. So how do you figure out what day it will most likely come on and what way it will most likely come. Are there any good books or e-books to check out, any stratigies that work for you? Thank you for the advice. Oh and this advice doesn't have to be about the 4 digit it could be about the scratches the mega the power ball the 3 digit, what ever you know about. Thank you. (link)
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Sorry to say it, but I agree with the person below me. The lotto is luck.
In this economy, why don't you save your money that you're spending on the lotto, and put it somewhere where it can earn you interest and you'll be guaranteed to make money?
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okay everyone always tzlks about how sex hurts the first time but what about the second time? Is it painful or pleasurable? just somethingIm curious about... 13/F (link)
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Don't have sex until you're ready and won't regret it, and are in deep love with someone!
Ha, sorry, I had to say it.
Sex wasn't unbearable for me, the first time. It was a little uncomfortable, but I didn't feel like I was dying or anything. It all depends on how 'warmed up' you are. After the first time, he got increasingly better with everytime I had sex.
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do penis extenders realy work? (link)
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Not that I'm aware of. You are what size you are- the magic is, what you do with what you have.
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I'm 19/f
Looking for any sad/depressing books to read. Something that made you cry. Any suggestions?
Or maybe any movies? But I would prefer books.
Thankyou in advance (link)
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Oh my God. I was crying by the end of "13 Reasons Why".
The second "Twilight" book made me cry.
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do guys talk about like how far they've gone with a girl alot? and brag about it to their guy friends?
if you're in a year long relationship with a guy and you give them a bj or something do you think they would probably still go and tell their friends?
preferably 16/17 year old guys (link)
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Yes. Boys talk. People, in general talk. All boys are different, obviously, but every boy has an ego and it shouldn't suprise you if your guy's friends know more than you think they know/ would like for them to know.
I'm not saying that all boys tell secrets- but aren't there some things that you've told your girls, about your boyfriend?
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I dont have the best back, im 17 and i get lower back pains alot my doctor once told me i have an extra curvature in my lower back. I can only sleep certain ways without it hurting, and lately while im sitting upright on my left mid section of my back will randomly start feeling numb and prickly. Does anyone have any suggestions for me? (link)
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Go to the chiropractor. Not the yank your neck around type of chiropractor- the type that very carefully measures and adjusts you. I promise you, there is a difference.
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Okay... so this is definitely not really about pets, but there wasn't an appropriate category!
I have mice in my house. My fiancee is away for the weekend, and the mice are not going for the traps, even though they're baited with peanut butter.
I'm not scared of mice, but they are a pain in the butt, and they're dirty to boot.
How do I get rid of them, and keep them out of my house? If it makes any difference, I live in a semi-detached.
The other issue: cockroaches. We occasionally get little cockroaches, seemingly in spurts. Those, I can't handle. How do you keep them from coming into your home? Sealing everything is not an option... our home was built in the 1920s. (link)
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I totally hear you on the sealing everything idea. My house was built in the late 1800's and we've had mice, spiders, squirrels and flea problems. [And, I also have a rabbit, so everything had to be pet friendly for us, also.]
Before moving into our house we called an exterminator and he sprayed our house on three different occasions. Sealing everything really is one of the best things you can possibly do for your house- they sell this Grate [I believe that's the spelling] stuff at Lowe's or Home Depot that's like white foam when you spray it out of the little nozzle.
If you don't want to call an exterminator, find a pet friendly bug spray and spray your house from bottom to top. [If there is such a thing, I haven't heard of one yet.] If that doesn't happen, ask a friend, neighbor or relative to keep the little pup for a day or two until you have time to spray the house, and then VACUUM VACUUM VACUUM! [If your exterminator doesn't tell you to do this, I'm telling you now!] And I'm talking EVERY single crack, too. [Yes, I DO know how long that will take. Been there, done that.]
The point of vacuuming is that you will suck up all of the dead critters... then if/ when[it took us 3 times to get rid of all of ours] you spray again a few days later [be sure to vacuum again] you'll get the newly hatched critters, and the still-egg critters. Hopefully that will end your problem.
And for the mice-- A) try getting the traps that the mice eat the bait, which makes them incredibly thirsty, and they go out searching for water. That seemed to work better for us than the actual old fashioned [almost cartoon looking] kind of mouse trap. B) But if you want to use the kind you already have, for some reason, chunky peanut butter works better than creamy. C) If all else fails, use a glue trap.
That was all from personal experience, but if you want more info, check out:
http://www.doyourownpestcontrol.com/sanitation.htm#exclusion
http://hubpages.com/hub/Best-Ways-to-Catch-a-Mouse
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I'm a 17yo/M and A little while ago i was hooking up with this girl and after only a short time of her giving me a handjob, I ejaculated. Is there any reason why this happened or a way to last longer? I feel like the first time i get a blowjob or have sex i'm going to nut right away. I masturbate pretty regularly and it still seems so happen. any advice will help. (link)
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As Katt Williams says, the first nut has a mind of its own. Don't be afraid to stop her, walk it off, and start going again. If you can do it right, it'll seem sexy, not awkward or weird. Tell her you want to make it last and be as good for her as possible, she'll understand. [:
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Okk.
Well i like this dudee. (lets call him blahh..haha)
well i like bahh. But he has a girlfriendd...he knows i like himm but like he talks to me 24/7! Like he texts me out of nowhere..and on myspacee talks to me all the timee.
And idkk if he likes me backk and i dont wanna ask blahh..soo help? (link)
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It doesn't matter how much you like him as long as he has a girlfriend. If he already knows you like him, there really isn't anything you can do until he's single again.
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hi
i'm a freshman in highschool(15) and my girlfriend is a sophmore. yesterday she came over and was pretty horny so we decided to have unprotected sex for the first time.
When we were done fooling around, she told me to go in just once and i did for a few seconds and pulled out because i felt a liquid come out of my penis, i saw some clear stuff. I searched on another site and apparantly its "precum". well i noticed it, whiped away and we fooled around like handjobs and fingering..i went in again later and the same thing happened so we stopped. Is she pregnant?
Thanks a bunch. (link)
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Use a condom next time. There's nothing sexy about being a parent at 16. Wait it out, if her period's late have her take a test.
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A friend of mine asked me if the website "Get Revenge on Your Ex" is legit.
Normally, I wouldn't care, but when he showed me this site, it has lots of prank services for a small sum (nothing super expensive, but still).
Can anyone tell me if this site is going to steal his money if he does it? (link)
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I've never heard of that site before, but from what you say it does not sound legit. I'd stay away from it, and trying to get revenge on your ex, if I were you. If nothing else, they could steal your identity, depending on how you pay them.
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Above. (link)
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Try to hold her and the waterbottle, and try to get her to drink like if you were bottle feeding her. Nudge her mouth with it so that she sees that it's wet, and if you'll lucky, she'll want to investigage and she'll began to lick at it, and like it. Do that a few times, then hang the bottle on the side of her cage with the bowl, and take the bowl out for a few hours at a time, and like, leave it in at night. Each time you take it out, leave it out a little longer, and watch to see if she's taking to the bottle.
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i'm 18/f
my 17 year old guy cousin likes this girl who is 17 also. they use to go out, but then broke up and went back out and broke up and she went out and ended up having sex with this other guy. keep in mind, she didn't have sex with my cousin. she has only had sex with two guys. anyways me and my cousin went out to dinner, and we saw her. we talked to her for awhile and when she left she told my cousin she didn't feel good. she was texting him and said that she has been eating like crazy, hasnt been feeling good, gained about 10 pounds in like a month, she got like a little blood about a week ago and that lasted one day. their condom broke, they found out after they were done, they lasted like an hour and a half i guess and she is not on birth control. i guess they had sex about a month ago too. she hasnt told ANYONE but my cousin, and she would kill him if she knew my cousin told me but he wanted my help, because i know alot about this and he doesnt. i cant tell if she is pregnant, but all her signs sure do seem like it. i know there is no sure way of knowing unless she gets a pregnancy test. my cousin was talking to her and she flipped out on him because she said she didn't want to talk about it but he is worried about her. she said she has no way of going to get a test, she doesnt have her license yet and she doesnt want to tell her friends, and if she said she had to go to the store, and someone brought her she thought it would be suspicious if she peed afterwards i guess. i just wish she knew that i knew about it, because i would be more than happy to bring her to get a test, but my cousin refuses to tell her because she will like never talk to him again and thats not an exaggeration. what am i to do? i feel bad for the poor girl. (link)
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I'd agree with the person below me. Buy her a test, give it to your cousin. His on again/off again girlfriend doesn't have to know YOU bought it. Just tell your cousin to tell this girl he's worried, and to take the test.
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so today i randomly got this like, dark dark brown disharge on my underwear. it wasnt a lot just a little bit. and throughout the day id get little tiny bits of clumps of it. my period has been over for at least 2 weeks, i dont think i could be starting? it smells like cheese.. i havent had sex for at least 2 months so what could this be?? (link)
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I'd try www.webmd.com after I googled it.
Or, you know, you could always just ask your mom/someone trusted or call your doctor.
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how do i get rid of the smell saftly not to mess up the balance of everything (link)
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To add to the person below me: If regular soap isn't comfy down there, use something like Summer's Eve, or something similar for the feminine area down yonder.
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ok so i had sex for the first time about 5 days ago, he didnt cum inside me but i no that there is a chance of getting prego from the pre-cum. anyway im just really scared that i might be pregnant, last night i started getting small crmps like i usually do before my period and i have them again tonight, do you think they could be an early sign that im prego? please help asap (link)
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I highly doubt you're pregnant. It's probably your nerves or your actual period- don't stress out, in that case. Now, you didn't mention your age, but in any case USE PROTECTION. It doesn't matter if you're 13 or 30, use it! It doesn't matter if it makes you feel like a nerd, or if you think it hinders the experience. If you're going to have sex, be responsible; be safe: condoms, birth control, the whole nine yards.
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Is anyone on here going to Orlando this month to cheer in the Capital one bowl? I am, and I'm only going down with my mom, so I'm going down knowing NO ONE haha. I think it would be nice to know at least one person.
THANKS!
hollister_lover09 (link)
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Meeting people online is dangerous, unfortunately. Although this is a lovely idea, because everyone hates to be alone and feeling awkward, I think it's safe to say that isn't what this site was intended for.
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ok so my boyfriend is in jail for car hopping with a gun and is being tried as an adult. his final court date is the jury trial on january 19th and i was wondering if anyone knew the likely-ness of him getting out that day or getting more time??
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Yeah, I'm going to have to go with Razhie on this one. They don't usually go light on people involved in gun crimes.
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I have always wondered exactly what religious/spiritual catagory I fall into. I believe in a higher being but I do not believe in organized religion. Where would I fall? (link)
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Atheists believe THERE IS NO GOD. So the person below is very incorrect. You would definitely be more of an agnostic.
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