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Q: Is it true that you can loose calories by chewing gum? I heard it today, and it makes sense because you are chewing and not eating, and I've heard that it can help you loose weight while cooking so you don't eat, so what's the deal?
ok umm yea but i think that only works when you stick to just chewing gun and not eating anything else. im not too sure though.

Q: could you guys give me some cute quotes about love, friendship, life...really anything it doesnt matter...thanks!
http://cutequotes.com

go here hope i helped
=) martyna

Q: i happen to work as a janitor in a mental hospital, and there is many a stain that penetrates my jumper suit and stains me clothes. i know how to deal with the usual: urine, feces, vomit, but i want to know how to clean out those unidentified disgusting stains, or U.D.S's. I need to know how to clean off blood most importantly.

regards,

sir salad
CLORAX BLEACH ok...
lol

Q: i have a boyfriend who i love so much!! but then i met another guy and i think i'm starting to like him..i think my boyfriend is getting tired of me now and he doesn't call me anymore but the new guy does..what do i do???
well think about which guy you like more...the new one or the old one. maybe first you should talk to your b/f and ask him about everything. but if i were you i would go out with the new guy since your b/f doesnt call you anymore...what is that?? lol ok hope i helped
=) martyna

Q: i want to purchase a gerbil, but i wanna use it as like a slave-gerbil thing, you know...but my mom wont let me. one of my friends has one and im a little in-love-with-it, i really want it. see..i was thinking about kinda stealing it because i really want one and my mom wont let me, and its already trained and stuff, all i needa do is train it to be my slave. soo do you think this is a good idea?
i think you should talk to your friend about it. think about how she would feel if you stole her gerbil! plus i think that you cant really train a gerbil to be your slave if it's already somebody else's. but maybe shes not into that kind of stuff and maybe the gerbil is just her pet. anyway, other than making the gerbil your sex/chores slave, you have to feed it and make sure it stays healthy! otherwise, it will die. =( remember to research carefully about what gerbils eat, where they sleep, and what t.v. shows they like to watch. good luck with your slave-gerbil tactics!
p.s. if you, after reading this, feel you are too irresponsible or not yet ready for a gerbil (pronounced HER-bIl) then a guinea pig always makes a satisfactory replacement. (althought not nearly as gerbil-y)
hope i helped!
=) jesse

Q: Ok i always have a tough time talking to guyz i like.. i always get so shy and locked up... and the thing is i get all shaky and nervas. It's so emaressing! I no they probably feel the same way but it seems so hard... what should i do?
umm i used to be the same way...i think that you should just pretend that theyre your friends i mean like you know like your best friend or whatever. lol find somthing that you both like to talk about & make him laugh they love that!!

Q: I have been having sever pain around my bladder and that area. I know I have a cyst on both of my overies, and they could be getting bigger. I am scared to go to the doctor, because I don't like getting invaded. Should I go no matter what?
go to the doctor! you might be afraid or uncomfortable, but he could save your life!

Q: hi, i am 13 years old and i no a friend and i think she has an eating disorder. She always watches her weight and what she eats. She looks at herself everynight and sees if she gained any weight. But everytime I ask her if she is, she says no. Do you think she has an eating disorder and if so how can i help? please help me asap...i rate high.
ex Oh ___*
http://eatingdisordersonline.com/familyfriends.php

check that out and rate me pleez

=) martyna

Q: What are some stores or websites where I can get really cute skirts for our school's spring fling?
go to kohl's they have a big sale on skirts now.
:D

Q: Ok well I'm 13 years old, 5'5, and 104 pounds. Is that ok, or am I underweight? Because I have a REALLY high matabilism.. and I'm always afraid that.. well this is going to sound weird... but I'm afraid that It's going to catch up to me and make me so fat!!.. What do I do to make me gain some weight??
your body mass is 17..You are emaciated. Consult your doctor or dietitian!

Q: there is going to be a dress up day at school on s. patricks day and we have to wear a st. patricks day shirt i love good luck bear from the carebears selection does any one know where i can get a good luck bear shirt???
hot topic and i think i saw some a spencers

Q: I think I might have diabetes because:

1. I feel tired and sleepy a lot of times
2. I'm always hungry (but I've always had a big appetite) and lately I've been eating a LOT
but I'm not overweight
3. and thirsty
4.my maids told me that there are ants in my panty!

I'm only 20 yrs old...anyway can anyone share info about what procedure is done to test if I have diabetes? where do I go to?

I have phobia with injections getting blood from me, will I have to do this? some sort of glucose tolerance test? how much blood will they get from you for the test?
i donno much about stuff like this so here

http://familydoctor.org/327.xml

=) martyna

Q: my 11 year old sister got her period, and she doesnt want her stuff in the bathroom or anywhere, because of my dad and brother.
what do i answer??
is it where to put it??
i put mine in my sock drawer =D

Q: Is it legal to have a tag cover (the tag on the back of the car) that covers up the county name?
I live in georgia by the way.
Yep


Q: how long does it take to lose 30 pounds if all you are eating is fruit?(grapes, peaches, plums, watermelon, oranges, bananas, salad, cucumbers).
thats crazy you need some protien or you will eventually pass out/=( SO SAD. OK WELL ANYWAYZZ JUST TRY TO EAT SOME MEAT OR SOMETHING AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK, BUT I WOULD SAY IT TAKES ABOUT...MAYBE 5-6 MONTHS.

Q: OK, ladies. i just turned 14 and i've been having my period since i was about 13 and a half. im kinda wondering about my breast size. I'm an A cup right now, like i've always been. i havn't felt any breast pain in a few months except ocasionally on my period. I'm really worried that IM NEVER GONNA GET ANY BIGGER!! i asked my mom and she said of course they will grow(shes a large c and was a smaller c before child birth naturally)but im afraid she is just saying that to make me feel better. anyway my question is, are my boobs still growing?
umm yea they are, but why do you want huge boobs anyway, a cup is ok. but hey, if your so conserned about it, i think you should wait until your 18, becuz thats when your done developing, (well most girls stop when thyre 16) so i think you should just wait patiently.
=) martyna

Q: if i drink a lot of water.. will i lose weight ?
yea but not only that. you also have to decrease your caloric intake
=)

Q: My family is extremely well off money wise. And so are the kids that go to my high school but my family kind of has more money then most of the people in our neighborhood.

Well, I've been talking to a few girls at school about our prom dresses and theirs are around 200-500 dollars. Well, I found the perfect dress but it's 1,500 dollars. I'm supposed to go buy it this weekend but there's a problem. It's not that we can't afford the dress, because we can and my parents think that it's a good amount to pay for it. It's that I don't want to be the only girl there that paid over a thousand dollars for a Prom dress. I don't want people to talk about it or anything.

Should I get the dress even though it's 3 or 4 times more than what everyone else is going to pay for theirs?
i think you should get it! i mean its perfect right?? lol plus how are they going to know how much you paid for it unless you tell them?

Q: I'm 26 and have been with my boyfriend for 5 years next month. We've talked about marriage on and off and it's always been a positive conversation from his point of view, I've always been more hesitant but have realised I really do want to marry him. So! I am thinking of surprising him and popping the question!

Even though it isn't leap year is it ok for girls to propose to boys and if so what do you get them!?

Guys and gals I need your help!
i dont know wbout stuff like this, but maybe you shouldnt get hima ring...it might be awkward. i think you should get him a really cool braclet or chain or something. but anyway i think its ok for girls to propose to guys anytime. i think its sweet. lol
hope i helped
=) martyna

Q: ok, so i broke up with my boyfriend last year, but i think i still like him. the only thing is he likes my best friend, should i get him back, and how, or let go? my best friend doesn't like him.
umm i think that you should just let it go, i mean he doesnt like you right? but if you really like him and you dont want to let him go, just try to get his attention again, and get him to like you. thats if you REALLY like him. if you dont then i would really advise you to let it go.
hope i helped
=) martyna

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