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purchasing a slave
i want to purchase a gerbil, but i wanna use it as like a slave-gerbil thing, you know...but my mom wont let me. one of my friends has one and im a little in-love-with-it, i really want it. see..i was thinking about kinda stealing it because i really want one and my mom wont let me, and its already trained and stuff, all i needa do is train it to be my slave. soo do you think this is a good idea?
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i think you should talk to your friend about it. think about how she would feel if you stole her gerbil! plus i think that you cant really train a gerbil to be your slave if it's already somebody else's. but maybe shes not into that kind of stuff and maybe the gerbil is just her pet. anyway, other than making the gerbil your sex/chores slave, you have to feed it and make sure it stays healthy! otherwise, it will die. =( remember to research carefully about what gerbils eat, where they sleep, and what t.v. shows they like to watch. good luck with your slave-gerbil tactics!
p.s. if you, after reading this, feel you are too irresponsible or not yet ready for a gerbil (pronounced HER-bIl) then a guinea pig always makes a satisfactory replacement. (althought not nearly as gerbil-y)
hope i helped!
=) jesse
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