Allow me to introduce myself, I am the Knight Owl. Or, as my friends know me, Sean. I can't guarantee that I can solve your problems. But the majority of the people I know seem to come to me for advice. I listen to people very well, and I assess. Sometimes I can offer suggestions, other times there are no suggestions. But I promise to try my best. Remember, everyone has problems, I know I do. All you need to do is ask. I invite you, to talk to me on AIM or Yahoo, if you want to ask me privately for some advice.
Website: Confessions of the Knight Owl
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any suggestions on how to kill one's self? (link)
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Well, what you want to do is go to the deli and buy 30 lbs of gouda. Then go home and eat it all. Then buy two gallons of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey, then eat it all. If you're not dead by then, inject your self with 30 CCs of insulin. That'll do it.
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i asked for life and i recieved it
i asked for guidance and i was denied
i asked for redemption and i recieved it
i asked for wisdom and i was denied
i asked for salvation and i recieved it
i asked for strength and i was denied
i asked for love and i recived it
i ask for death and i am denied (link)
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I asked for peace and I recieved it
I asked for hope and I was denied
I asked brotherhood and I received it
I asked unity and I was denied
I asked for courage and I received it
I asked for an answer and I was denied
I asked power and I received it
I ask for forgiveness and I am denied
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Ok Ok im from England.. and in America all the songs come out before they do here, sooo please can you list me some good songs that have just come out in America? (link)
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Hmm, problem is, I like Punk, and not a whole lot of Punk rock has JUST come out. But it you want me to keep you updated, send me your email.
-The Knight Owl
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I chose the IUD for birth control. I haven't had sexual intercorse for more than 4 months, but I feel irretation and burning inside of my vagina like I'm always hot below. There's no discharge or odor. My pap came back normal in July 04 and my IUD is in the correct place. I thought it could have been a yeast infection so I used 3 day monostat cream. I was fine for a few days, then it was back. Can you help me find a answer to this question? (link)
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Keep using the Monostat, its entirely possible that you're have an allergic reaction to the IUD. It can happen believe it or not. Maybe you should try a different form of birth control. But yea, get rid of the IUD and look into other means of birth control, find one that's right for you. Use the Monostat as needed. That's all I can offer, I'm not an expert on the subject, but I have done my home work on anatomy, and allergies. Try my advice if it doesn't work then see a doctor about the irritation. Good luck.
-The Knight Owl
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Me and my boyfriend want to go away sumwhere. We want to go with another couple too. We are from NH and Hes 19 and I'm 18. Most hotels at the beach wont rent to us because were not 21. Does any1 have any ideas of where we could go if your from the area thats nic ebut not wicked expensive. I know theres camping but are there any good cmaping spots? Thanks!! (link)
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Miles Standish State Forest, in MA. Its nice, near the ocean. Its very beautiful. Hope you choose it.
-The Knight Owl
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I becamse frineds, with my now best friend, a month before i started going out with her brother. Him and i went out for a week, the one week was fine i guess but then after that he was kinda rude, but then when i staytred hanging out with his sister more and more he kinda clunged to me more and more again, and when i slept over her hosue some stuff happened. I alwyas want to talk to her about thigns that had happerned between him and i but im afraid she'll get mad and think its weird b/c its her brother. she is my beat friend and i wish i coudl talk to her about ANYTHING and i think im still in love with him, and i would like to express that to her but i dont knwo how she'll respond, what should i do?! i dont knwo hwo to get over him, even though he has movoed out fo the house. or if i shoudl tell her? or keep it to myself? (link)
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Well, I've answered a question like this before. If you think something serious could arise from this relationship, then you should talk to your best friend first. Sit her down, tell her you've got something serious to talk about with her. Tell her you think that her brother and you could become serious, and that before it does, you want to make sure its okay with her first. This will let her know that it is very important to you, and she'll atleast think about it before saying yes or no. If she is that good of a friend then she'll think long and hard about it. And she'll respect that you came to her first. Good luck, I hope it works out for you.
-The Knight Owl
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ok heres how it is i like this guy a whole bunch and we hung out and all the begining of this summer ..well i went on vacation the past 3 weeks and came back and school had started for them .. this other girl i know really likes him too but him and her have never met so i dont really have to worry about her, but on the other hand this girl that lookwise is about the same as me has started to like him and is tryin to get him .. well i dont go to school with him but she does and i really thought he liked me but then all of a sudden we just basicly stopped talkin.. i dont know wat happened.. anyways my question is do u think there is a chance he likes me or do u think the other girl basicly already has him since she spends all this time at school with him now? please help me (link)
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Good question, and a very helpful story. I can't say for sure however what this guy's situation is. If you like him, call him, and do it soon. Find out where you and he stand. What have you got to lose? You don't go to the same school as him, so its not like people will necessarily find out if you get rejected, or this other girl gets rejected. So its no harm to your social standings. But if you're afraid of rejection, then here's what you should do. Call him, talk to him, and just hang out with him. That's the best thing to do really. If he likes you like you like him then it will all fall in to place. Otherwise, like I said, take the innitiative and ask him out. Good luck, I'm rooting for ya.
-The Knight Owl
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i want a bf. i couldve had one but i turned him down. but it seems that all the guys i like, dont like me the way i want them to like me. they only seem to like me as a friend. i have one that i hang out with and some stuff has happened between us but we r only friends with benefits in certain situations. i mean i want it to but i dont know if im ready for it now. he already knows i like him. i dont want 2 seem obsessive, and im kinda afraid of rejection. so do u think things ever progress between us? (link)
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Hmmm, I don't know for sure. I'm not psychic, but then again this story does sound familiar. If you want my advice then here it is. Basically, be his friend. If he wants a relationship then he'll say so. But you have to be patient. Right now it seems like he doesn't want a relationship, but if he knows that you like him, then if and when he's ready for a relationship, he'll know you want one too. So if he wants a relationship with you then it will work out. Until then, just be friends with benefits. Good luck, I hope it all works out for you.
-The Knight Owl
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Ok I am really sad for my brother right now :'(, well here is the story please help me on what I should do to help him.
Ok, My brother had a gilfriend when they broke up she said bad things about him to his friends and now he doesn't have any friends, which he had a lot of them. He was also a popular guy and he is about to turn 20, but I need help he is very depressed to have no one as a friend I feel very sorry for him. Please tell me some ways he could get either his friends back or find new friends I have no clue cause I am not 20 I am much younger but please help me so I can help my brtoher I feel like I shouldn't have friends just because he doesn't. thanx for helping me (link)
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Wow, hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned. Alright, I think the best way to get some new friends is to go out to the clubs, I mean he is only 20 so he can't go out drinking. I gotta wonder really what she said to his friends to make them all turn on him like that. If he works then he's got co workers, sometimes those make good friends, some of the best friends I have I met at work. If he doesn't work, he may want to get a job. But I think the best way to go about this, is to go to a dance club. Lots of people, he'll dance he'll pick up a girl, hopefully, and he'll have learned a lesson. When you break up with someone who knows your friends, get to them before she does. I've had that happen to me as well, and it sucks. Good luck, I feel your brother's pain.
-The Knight Owl
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ok question. im 15 n im in love with this kid robert. but see i dont have a chance with him like AT ALL. so i met this kid chris n i started to like him . so now i have a big crush on chris. but i found out that my best friend is like in love with him! but see he said that he didnt like my friend like that but that he would do shit with me. now is it wrong that i like this person that i have a chance with? even though my bestfriend likes him? (link)
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Not at all, your friend might be hurt, but it will pass. I would atleast hold off on going out with, or doing shit with this guy until your friend has told him that she likes him, and he's told her that he doesn't like her in that way. This way is best, because then your best friend won't wonder about what could've been, and in this sense you didn't "steal" him away from her, he chose you. If you were a guy, then it would be easier. A lot of times guys will compete, its a sad truth. But guys need some form of competition. Well I really hope this helped you. Good luck.
-The Knight Owl
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My c.d. keeps skipping. What can I do to fix this? (link)
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Spray it with windex and wipe it clean, if that doesn't work, then buy a disc doctor, they're like $20 and guaranteed to repair scratches. Good Luck.
-The Knight Owl
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okay... i need to read another book for high school. it's my first year (i'm a freshman) and i'm enrolled in CP Humanities... i've already read my first book and i've completed my journal entry that we needed to do for it... i'm supposed to read another book. it has to be a novel and more than 150 pages long i'd actually prefer it to be 200 or more pages long does anyone have a good suggestion on a book??? no harry potter books... i hate them and it HAS to be a NOVEL any suggestions?? i start on the 5th... i think i can read a 300 page book in 2 days so just give me ANYTHING to read! i need good suggestions! (link)
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Yes, I would read a book called Shogun, its long, but its one of the best stories I've ever read. If you want something shorter, try the Hobbit, or the Lord of the Rings, the Fellowship of the Ring
-The Knight Owl
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ok im 13, 5'4, and 97 lbs and a high matabalizm. my friends say im skinny, and i agree but sometimes i think im too skinny.. when im at school people make fun of me bcuz they think im anorexic but im not. i try to gain a few pounds but the more i try to gain, the more i lose. can you help me please! thx *Marielle* (link)
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Exercise! The best way to put a little meat on your bones is to build muscle mass. Do some exercises that are meant to buil muscle rather than burn fat. This will atleast make you not so skinny. And you'll be able to kick butt. Good luck.
-The Knight Owl
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What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?
What is the capital of Assyria?
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Sir Lancelot of Camelot
To seek the grail
Blue
Sir Robin of Camelot
To seek the grail
I don't know that waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Arthur King of the Britains
To seek the Grail
What do you mean a African or European swallow?
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I heard that it's not a matter of where the bird grips it but a weight ratio.
So can a five ounce swallow carry a one pound coconut?
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No a five ounce bird can not carry a one pound coconut. But it could be carried by an African swallow. But African swallows are non-migratory. Supposing two swallows carried it together? They'd have to have it on a line. Simple, you could just use a strand of greeper. Tied under dorsal guiding feather.
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Okay my friend (well call him -IB-) asked me out in May and i told our friend (well call her -AN-) and she didnt believe me so she asked him if we were and I had forgotten about it until yesterday and i asked her what he said and she said that -IB- said that he did not know that we were and shes like "but he said also that he was messed up today so maybe u r" he is grounded and he has been so whenever he calls me he has to sneak it like when his parents are gone...I start school tomorrow and I dont know how i am going to find out before school starts but i can live with that part i just want to know how i can find out if we are going out or not and i dont know how or what i am going to say to him to find out what or if i should have someone else do it or what i really need help so please help me
*HAW*
PLEASE HELP ASAP
-Moderators do not delete this i really need help (link)
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Easy peasy. When school starts tomorrow, go up to him and talk to him like normal. Don't back him into a corner. Then you know ask him if you are infact going out. If he says something like, that's up to you, or I'm waiting for your answer, then he wants in which case the ball will be in your hands. But just remain calm above all. Don't pressure to give you an answer right away. Guys hate that, it makes you sound eager, and it puts them in a place that they don't want to be. Good luck, I'm rooting for ya.
-The Knight Owl
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Anything Else that is wild and ways of kissing too? Lots of stuff please! (link)
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Wild ways of kissing huh? There's not too many. I mean you could straddle his lap, (fully clothed ofcourse) and make out with him. I'd kiss and and suck his neck. Suck lightly and blow gently in his ear. Try licking his adam's apple, from the base of the front of his neck to just under his chin. As far as oral sex tips. Its not all sucking remember, try kissing the tip, licking the underside. When you do suck on it, remember to try to use your tongue and keep your head moving on it. Aside from that..... oh alright, there is one more trick. This is my personal move. But in the excitement of making out, wet your finger, and gently rub the back of his neck. That is in my opinion the move to end all moves. Good luck.
-The Knight Owl
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Well I dont want to have sex yet..I will do oral but I want to do something VERY sexy (link)
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Something VERY sexy huh? Well, there's a number of things you can try. There's a boob bang. You give him a little bit of oral and then squeeze your breasts around his penis and rub it up and down. It will drive him wild. I would also just show up in a sweater, no bra, and then when you're alone, take it off, and give him oral. Don't let him ask for it, you gotta take the initiative, I hope this has been helpful. Good luck.
-The Knight Owl
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I do gymnastics and there is this really mean and stupid girl there,I hate her.My friends at gymnastics always hang out with her, but what they dont know is that this girl always talks about them really bad behind there backs. I try to tell them but they just say I am being a *icth and that I just want them to hang out with me and with no one else.This girl is starting to get on my nerves and ruin a great friendship. Sombody pppllleeeaaaaasssseeee help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Things like this are really hard sometimes, you could get proof that she talks about them behind their backs. Get a tape recorder, buy one, or borrow one, and try to record her bad mouthing your friends. Its as easy as doing a somersault. Good luck, hope it works out.
-The Knight Owl
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Me and My guy friend make out alot and its getting boring..Is there anything we can do to spice it up..Can you give details on how to do things too! I rate good! (link)
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Okay, you could try some light petting and groping. That might spice things up. I would try suckling his earlobe, gently blowing in his ear. Sucking and kissing his neck. That stuff seems to works. If that doesn't work, then I'd take it to the next step. Oral, or manual sex. But then I really don't know what kind of a relationship you have.
-The Knight Owl
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