Member Since: August 4, 2004
Answers: 13
Last Update: September 18, 2004
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well heres me problum.ya see here when i ben peeing i dun get a burning sensation that iritates my private groinal areas . i dun talked to earl but he dont know . i need your advice for the love of jeezuss (link)
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Well it sounds to me like you have gauhnaria. And that's gross.
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Edward-y r boyz soo dam confusing and bipolar? you say one thing and then change your minds! and why cant you just tell the girl when you like a her or not instead of her guessing!? Why cant you just say I like you or I don't like you!? PLEASE ANSWER! (link)
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No offense to the other's who have written to me but this is the only intellegent question I've gotten. You want to know why boys are confusing well I'ma* tell you. Now I like to think that if you feel drawn to a certain someone you should tell them and just go for it. Now that's what I think, here's what I do. I comence to strut over to them and once they can see me I walk normal and go up to them and make an ass of myself telling REALLY stupid jokes and they laugh awkwardly by now my confindince is shot and I walk away in shame. Now I'm not sure if that's how most guys go about it but that's what I do.
*I know it's not a word shut ya face.
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okay so like i have this boy friend and i found out he like had sex with this total dumby head and i was like yo dat aint cool so ima kill him tell me if i should do somefin else
peace nizzle the doggy shizzle terry
p.s. im 14
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Ok, terry, i'm not even going to start with you grammer problems. I'll answer this as a woman from the Bronx. OK sweetie what cha wanna do IS A SWIFT KICK TO THE CROTCH! I swear to gawd that's how i deal wif all uf my man troubles.
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This is Eddie saying write me some damn questions. (link)
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Yes, Eddie i concur, write me some damn questions.
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LOL im lik so totly lik DEPRESED. n lik OMG i'm lik starting to cut n like I HATE MY LIFE LOL n lik fo reals i'm depressed. so lik cheer me up cause you like fune n stuf. (link)
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Ok I don't like you. I refuse to make you laugh because you DISGUST ME. Why would you laugh out loud if you were slicing up your damn wrists. You are not depressed and definitly not suicidal, you just found out what the word means and you want to make people feel sorry for you. You make the world a worse place.
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i was at dis bangin party right so then this chick she was totally wasted and said she wanted to suck my dongy so i was like ight u know push cum to shoove and we fucked heres da tough part she say shes preganant and she dont remember what she did dat night i dont think im ready to be a daddy but should i tell her i fucked her or should i just have dat kid be all screwed in da head type back homie respek!!!! (link)
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Ok sir, i'm going to type this for your child...
DO NOT TELL THE WOMAN, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Just tell her that the father is some soldier who went off to fight the terrorists. If I was your kid i would rather think my dad died fighting for my freedom than knowing my dad is talking to my stuffed animals while tripping on LSD. This is eddie "ignorant jerk" reminding you it's ect.
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ok so here's the deal,i got this problem. My parents are pissin me off. i think i might explode in the trunk with funk if they ain't cut the shit out.
Peace
brotha klensdale (link)
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Ok brotha, let me help you contain your funk. So your parents are making you mad. What are they doing that is making your trunk funk? Why would they do that? But here's my take, I think if I paid for all your stuff, fed you and put you through school I would be mad at your rudeness and your lack of grammer. Does no one know anything about grammer? Let me tell you, it's FANTASTIC! So, ok, well i think you should just shut up and do what they say, UNLESS IT IS ILLEAGAL, which in that case CALL THE AUTHORITIES. Addio and remember grammer can be fun.
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is it bad that i lost my virginity at 11? (link)
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YES, it is bad of coarse. You should totally wait until your out of ELEMENTRY SCHOOL.Now i'm sorry if you have deeper psycological problems but man, your stupid.
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ur dumb?? (link)
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What is this. Are you asking me, cause if that's the case no i am not, and if that is a statement well you suck.
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i think i have a rare illness conserning my lower part of my brain and it causes me to forget the last 10 seconds of my life but it comes back in like 1 minute. this has taken me like an hour to write. Please help the docters dont knwo what to tell me can you?
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well i figure that you should choose your jobs wisly and tell people about it right when you meet um so they don't think your nuts. about the job thing you should take a job that doesn't require much focus like maybe you shouldn't be a spy or a chef be like a volley ball player.
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one time me and chick make out cop came me ran back door cop let dog on me dog jumps fence and catches me now im on probaton with a decibiat what is a decibiat and why am i so dumb (link)
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well normally i would just go off on you for being an idiot and having the worst grammer and telling the stupidest lies but the fact that you have a decibiat changes everything.
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man shit i been all pumped on steriods and shit but ly wife she hasnt been pleased in the bedroom lately is there a connection is the juice why my nuts shriveled like sundried tomatoes?? help man fast (link)
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ok well lets focus on the problem, YOUR FRIGGEN RETARTED! why in hell would you take steroids and no shit that's why your wife is mad. i guess it's a good thing that your wife is being this way so your seed just dies off.
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listen sun i'm a pimp. i got like fiddy bitchs all wantin me. and my question is should i punch you. (link)
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no way man you can totally not punch me. and as for all your bitchs i hope they all revolt and put you in the ground.
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