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This Is Me. Take it - Or Leave it
I'm Emily
I'm 18 years young
I can be a bit straight forward but it comes from the heart
I'm moving to Florida next week!
I have a Jeep and it is very sexy.
I'm a little short for my liking
I am an aspiring model
I'm going to college for massage therapy, but am hoping to get into the entertainment business.
I used to be on my highschool's fencing team, and I miss it a whole lot ::sigh::
I used to fence with a sabre.
Art is my life
Andy Warhol is AMAZING!
I'm obsessed with tattoos and piercings
I am a guitarist, a photographer, a painter, and an artist.
I'm a loner, I'm a loser but I like it that way.
My friends and family mean the world to me.
I have 3 dogs.
I've been through more than I should.
I've been told I'm too adult for my age.
I'll answer your questions if you need it [=



Words of advice on love:
- Don't ever let someone tell you that you are not in love.
- If you say that you THINK you're in love, then you aren't. If you really feel it, then you are.
- Never let someone judge your relationship unless they know FACTS.
- To me, age is not an issue. If you are 13 and dating a 30 year old, then it's a big deal. If it's 5 or 6 years, not a big deal.
- If you are being abused mentally/physically GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP! Don't give the excuse that he apologized. If he loves you he wouldn't do that to you.


I'm not a fan of answering questions that are listed in the FAQ. If it's a question you can look up on Google then please, look it up on google. Don't be lazy.


I do not like when people have issues with typing.

iif u typ3 liik3 thiiz iit piissesz m3 0ff. Alot.

advice

Opinions, please!
I'm looking for a cologne (hopefully under $50) that my boyfriend would like. I know he's into mild stuff - like stuff you can spray and not choke yourself and other people with - and kind of oceany-breezy-type-smells...Light stuff.
Anyone have any ideas for me?
I'm new to the world of scents...my mother has allergies to like, everything and I'm finally in college - I want to be SCENTED! Lol...So yeah.
Any suggestions are helpful =).

Paul Sebastian. That is possibly the best smelling cologne EVER. Polo Black is good, and Ralph Lauren Romance smells nice. Anything by Ralph Lauren is really good.

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How do you naturally just "ask" someone out ot to hmcming?

btw, 13/f

Step one) Walk up to the person Step two) Open your mouth. Step three say the following words) Hey.. Would you want to go to homecoming with me?


It's quite simple. You just can't be nervous or you'll throw up all over them like some chick did in my school. It was pretty gross.

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Hey well theres this boy Ryan, hes kind of popular and stuff and im not really popular but im friends with some of the people so im kidna of "cool" stupid but whatever.. so some of the popular jocks just are dicks and dont like me, im sure everyone knows what i mean. well Ryans in my spanish class so i left him a comment on his picture on myspace, and he IMed me on aim and said hey thanks for the comment and i said yup no problem. later on he IMed me and didnt say anything he just said I LOVE YOU and i was like who doesntt ( thinkin it was his assholefriend) and he was like yep haha and i was liek this isnt ryan! and he said yeah it is then put an away message on a couple minutes later. he smiled at me during class the next day and i talked to him online that night and we talked then he ahd to go and said bye see you tmra and then he sed "luv yah" so i was like what the hell?.. i talked to him today and i said maybe we can hangout sometime and he saidd


ryans sn: yeah sure i dont care
ryans sn: just calll me
ryans sn: *** *** **** ( his number)

and i said i dont wanna make you if you dont wanna ! and i gave him my number and he was like ok cool are you goin to the football game tomorrow?
then i had to go and i said byee ttyl and he said bye luv ya.. so what do u think? what should i do because i can be shy expecially when i might think they might be mean or a dick cuz theyre like popular.. if hes at the game tmra what should i do? help pleasee thanks

I'm not going to make this long.. I'll just go STRAIGHT to the point. Ryan.likes.you. Period. End of story. He does. It really couldn't be more obvious that he likes you to be honest. Best of luck!

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okay so my boyfriend goes to a different school than i do and hes a grade older than me .. but im going to his homecoming but idunno whut to wear .. obviously ik a dress but i dont wanna be liek too dressed up but not dressed up enough. because if hes wearing liek a tux and im just wearing a skirt or im wearing liek this gown and him to wear liek normal clothes. idunno iwould feel gayy. =) thnxz i rate high

Don't wear a gown. Do not wear a gown. Just don't. The gowns are for PROM not homecoming. If you find like a simple dress like this one: http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=166011&CategoryID=18109&LinkType=EverGreen It's not too dressy and it's not too casual. A dress along those lines would be perfect. If it goes all the way to the floor, it's too dressy.

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do you wear underwear under your dress?

will a strapless dress stay up?

any other tips? =) thx!!!

Of course you wear underware under your dress!!!!! A thong if your dress comes close and hugs your booty. And yes, a strapless dress stays up as long as it's small on the top. Don't wear a pink dress. It's too chiche.

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I'm a girl, Ive never had sex or anything like that but i think i might have a Yeast Infection because it feels like its burning 'down there' and sometimes it hurts when i pea. idk what to do or even if i have one please give me some advice. Is it normal for a 14 year old to get a Yeast Infection?

Actually that sounds like a UTI (Urinary Tract Infection), many girls get it no matter what the age. You should go to the doctors and get checked out... You just have to pee in a cup and they test your pee. You'll be put on medicine for about a week or two and it should go away. But I'm not a doctor, so I can't tell you exactly what it is. My suggestion is going to the doctor and getting your pee tested.

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in football today i broke a kids neck and he's parylized from the neck down. im fine with it, completly, really i am. i think i was just doing my job. but im not sure how i should act about it. should i just act like i feel bad or somethin?

Well, I don't really think that by breaking a kid's neck and making him paralized is just "doing your job"... Put yourself in his shoes how would you feel if a kid broke your neck and YOU were paralized from the neck down. This kid might have wanted a carreer in football... Not to make you feel guilty, but you RUINED his life by doing this. Honestly, making someone paralized from THE NECK DOWN, you pretty much ruined their life.

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can you be in love when your 13?

You could, but it takes a really smart and mature 13-year-old to figure out the difference between love, lust, and infatuation. But yes, you can be in love at 13, it's possible to be in love at any age.

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Whatz a hooker?

A prostitute. A woman that sells herself. One that gets money for sexual acts IE: Oral sex, or sex.

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Okay, My name is melissa, and i'm fifteen. Theres this guy at my school who keeps calling me fat. He says that i'm obese and that i should just stop eating!!! The problem is, that i'm 5,4 and i'm 105 pounds. I dont think that's fat, and all my friends say i'm stick thin....but, i dont know. If he calls me that, do other people think that? And...if not, how do i get him to stop?

Please help! I rate high!

~Melissa~

Clearly the boy is either blind, or just an asshole.

You may not be Paris Hilton, but 5'4" and 105 pounds is skinny to me. You are actually underweight. According to this site: http://www.cdc.gov/nccdphp/dnpa/bmi/calc-bmi.htm


You are an 18. You need to be 18.5 in order to be average. This is just according to the site.

So what you need to do is punch the kid in the face, kick him in the balls a few times and tell him to stop being an asshole. You're not fat, he's probably insecure about what's not so big on him. =)

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my cramps have been so bad all day its horrible i cant focus on my homework. what can i do/take. i dont rlly have ne special stuff like midol. but like advil nd tylonal type of stuff ;).

thank you. i rate. bye

Take either 2 advil or 2 tylenol. Whichever your prefrence. If you have Tylenol extra strength, you might want to take that.


Being a chick sucks sometimes doesn't it?

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What are the causes of hysteria and manic depression?
I think I might have it.
I am frequently having hallucinations and my moods are always changing. I feel like I have a split personality at times. One part of me is happy at times, another is so depressed and suicidal.

A chemical imbalance in your brain causes depression. We aren't psycologists/psyciatrists so none of us can really diagnose you with manic depression. But judging from what you've said it DOES sound like you could have it. However, in order to know for sure since I'm not a doctor, you would need to see a doctor and get yourself help. Feeling depressed and suicidal sucks... I've been there.

I would really reccomend you talk to someone, a trusted adult such as a teacher or parent. Maybe you could even talk to your school counselor to get things straightened out with you.

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why do private questions not count against your average. i think its kind of unfair because i always get 5s on private questions and lowwer scores on open questions.

but thats not all actually. sometimes.. my private questions do count but thats only when there low!

any help & ways i can fix this!

x3

Alot of times we have people that use their advice columns as a message board. Their friends will send them messages saying OMG I HEARD YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH AMY! Is that true?? And they'll say Yes, and then they give you a 5. Now, does that sound fair to you? Sure, there are some questions that are actual QUESTIONS that need real advice, but when people use their columns as a message board, I would agree not to have private questions count on your feedback.

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What do you do when you have a teared vocal cord??? How do you fix this... I hurt it today and chorus and IT KILLS!!! it was on accident too and i HAVE CHORUS EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!

Drink warm tea. I swear it helps. My friend sings in chorus and whenever she strains her voice too much, you drink hot tea and it's ALL BETTER!!

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i need a super cute idea for how to ask someone to homecoming! but i'd really like it to be orginal.

You could pop out of their locker, Put a big sign and balloons in/on their asking them, ask it on your school announcements, buy 3 balloons and inside each ballon put a piece of paper that says 1)Go to 2)Homecoming 3)With me please? and they have to pop the balloons to get the messages. Write on the first balloon POP ME then on the second one write THEN ME! and on the last one And then me! The piece of paper will fall out and they put it together. I love that idea!

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can you get a disease by kissing aand making out like only makeing out witht he tounge and nothing else?

If you mean like an STD or something, yes you can. You could get herpes that way. If the person had herpes on their mouth, you could get it too. You could get a cold that way, the flu or something along those lines, you could get. If you were more specific about what "disease" you meant, I'd be able to answer better. But I don't know what kind of disease you mean.

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hey im fat and short and cant find any jeans to fit me right, i have tons of jeans but theyre all too baggy in the back part of my leg like behind the knee and stuff. anyone have any suggestions on where i can get jeans to fit MY body type easily? i wear like size 16 in WOMEN and im 5'3. so tell me thanks.

You could try going to stores where they have jeans in Short, Long, Petite and Regular sizes. You would probably fit in a 16 Petiete or short. JC Penny's, Sears, Kohls, Gap, American Eagle, Hollister, Abercrombie/Abercrombie & Fitch all have pants you could get in your size. They're going to be a bit more expensive, because it's a special size but once you find a pair that fits.. It's all that matters.

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I am getting my haircut tomarrow and I am thinking about getting angled bangs and layers, but i cant seem to find any pictures of this hairstyle. Does anyone have any pictures of THEIR haircut, or other hair pics that I could show to the stylist?



You don't need a picture of that hair cut, I bet you $100 your stylist knows exactly what to do. They're called SIDE SWEPT BANGS, that would make her know it better than angled bangs. Ask for side swept bangs, layers and you tell her how short or long you want the layers to be.

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How do you know when you really love someone? Is there an age limit on love? How do you tell the differance between love and infatuation? Please help me, I really need to know answers and please don't say "you just know" because that really is no help. I'll rate good answers. Thank you so much.

First of all, there is NO age limit on love. Whoever told you that is a jackhole. Love is a deeper feeling than infatuation. Love is something that you can feel in your heart as well as your head... You feel it deep in your bones. Infatuation is sort of like an obsession. And I know you didn't want to hear "you just know", but once you are in love, TRUST ME you WILL know!! Love is the feeling like when you wake up in the morning and even if your grandmother died that you were really close to.. You're still happy because of that one special someone. It's when that person holds you, everything else in the world just seems to melt away. It's when you get upset, that person is there and makes you feel better in an instant. When your heart beats faster and slower at the same time, when you get butterflies in your stomach when you kiss and when you see that person's face... Some of this may not make sense.. But honestly, when you're in love you WILL know. I know I'm in love... =)

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Hi! You asked me about why I made myself throw up when I did. It actually was not for weight loss. It happens that I was mentoring a person who was bullemic, and as she complained about the pains and the aftermath and everything, I realised that I could not relate. So, I made myself relate.
Just clarification.

Very interesting... Not exactly the BEST way to help you relate to her, but that's just me. Yeah.. It's not a good feeling. Don't do it again! I really hope she doesn't either.

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