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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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13/f ok i wanna be in drama. so this summer i wanna get some practice. what r some sites that i can go to, to get lines from modern tv shows or movies. that i can read from the computer?
pz help me- thank u

www.getlinesfrommoderntvshowsormovies.com

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Im still a virgin and i was wondering to thoses who are no longer a virgin do you wish you were or are you glad you had sex cause i want to have sex but then again when getting married it would be alot more fun

I'm a virgin as well, and I've heard plenty of people tell me they wish they could still be like me. How true that is for most I don't know, but I think most people regret their first time, and that's what brings it on. If you're going to have sex for the first time, don't be stupid and lose it to the first person who wants to sleep with you.

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At what age do teenagers usually get past basic levels of thought and begin thinking more intellectually?What I mean is...when do they start to form their own opinions,have some idea of what they want out of life,and just generally gain a more adult outlook?

Probably mid 20's. Seriously. My average age of friends is probably 21, and we're still rather immature. Are we on the same level as someone who is 15? No, not at all. I wouldn't consider any of us adults though.




Hell, some people in their 30's still haven't figured out how to be mature.

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Ok, I heard that a guy's ejaculate is supposed to taste a bit like tears. Then what is the analogy for a girl's ummmm... pussy? (for lack of a better word) What is it supposed to taste like?

Only for people who have tasted one.... lol.

I've never tasted it myself, but my friend's have told me it tastes like candy canes and heaven.

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last friday, i had sex with my bf. he didnt cum in me, but he cummed in my underwear and i put them back on after. the next day i got my period, (i think the sex triggered it because i usually have an irregular one) but lately i get stomach aches or feel nautious[sp?]. is there a chance i could be pregnant?

If in 9 months a baby pops out, then chances are you're pregnant.

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Could someone tell me where I can find the first instance of a modern "alien"(big head,big eyes,scrawny...) being presented to people and the history behind it?I just want to know how it started and who got it going.

The movie Signs.

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i have 3 hermit crabs. one ive had for over a year and was my first one. the other 2 i got about 2 and 5 months ago. my oldest one keeps killing them but i love him. so their in different cages because they fight. ive been through 5 crabs dieing. my oldest one sheds about every week. my 4 month one sheds every month and my 2 month one hasnt shed yet. my oldest on which is my first one can climb the walls in our house and its pretty creepy. should they be able to climb the walls in our house the others never tried too. whats wrong with their sheding and behaviors? how many times a month should a hermit crab shed?

I've heard through various sources that 17 times a month is normal.

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really cute stuff to say to my boyfriend

kthanks

Guy's don't like cute things, so I think you should buy him an action movie and a 12 pack of beer (unless you guy's are underaged, then maybe a package of beef jerky).

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I really would like to pop my cherry BEFORE my first time having sex because I don't want it to hurt the first time I have sex, I want it to be special and feel good the entire time. And I don't want to have to stop because of the pain being unbearable. I've heard it really hurts, on the scale of one to ten, ten hurting the most, what would you rate it? Is there anyway I can pop my cherry through masturbating? And where exactly is your cherry? Does anyone have like a link that explains it or something? Thanks!

It's still gonna hurt unless you have sex with an Asian. I've heard they have really small penises.

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i have an nano ipod. and i use itoons to put my songs on it and i have to pay for it. which sucks. does anyone know anything i can use to get songs for free???

So you're seriously asking a question on a public website how you can aquire illegally downloaded music, which if you get caught can result in jail time and thousands upon thousands in fines???


How about go buy the God damned CD or pay the 99 cents you lazy bastard?

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I just went to a Fall Out Boy concert at Riverbend. When I first wanted to buy tickets on ticketmaster, I got "best avalible" and it was section 900. I didn't buy. About a week later, I wanted to buy again and best avalible was section 400 (a lot closer)! How's that possible.. Anyway, I want to go to another concert there:
http://collect.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=music.showDetails&Band_Show_ID=15136812&friendid=6488819

The best avalible is the Lawn! I know that's not true because there's about 600 people (checked on warpedtour.com) going and its about 2 months before the concert. How can I get better tickets (like pit tickets)?

You can't unless you spend 4x the amount on a scalped ticket that is most likely fake.

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ok i'm gonna make this short a few of my freinds said come an play football i sed no i gotta revise (this was all done over teamspeak *microphone voice chat for pc*) then i said i nearlly done i might be able to come out now and he said i wouldnt bother it would be un-even teams then he just leaves saying i'm off out as if he doesnt want me there ¬_¬ not only did it hurt a bit but i also know he does it without knowing *i think* so what to say to something rejecting? without being harsh back just letting him know what he's doing.
(by the way only used football as an example hate it really ;) lol)

Tell him that he's a dickhead.

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is every guy that shallow? to wear they only like the girl for there looks, do any guys look at the girl for who she is, and now how she dressses, how her hair style is, or how much chest she has? thx so much, rather a guys opinion

I'm more into who a girl is rather than what she looks like. But you're right, for the most part, guys are only into the appearance of a girl.

"Oh that girl is cute, I think I'll ask her out."

This is the problem with people nowadays. But in our defense, girls do it too.

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whats it called when you sign a contract, with other people, and it states that the last living person can keep whatever the contract is for. like in the simpsons? with the flying hellfish. thanks a lot

A contract.

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13 female
this girl at school i hate her and so does the whole class but these 3 girls do this to everyone but find it more fun doing it to that girl they for a joke pinch her boobs slap her bum tiggle her vagina im a bystander i just watch this may be bullying but they do it to everyone including me but i dont react so they stop what do i do i hate that girl though?!

This sounds a bit wrong in so many ways. You should probably report these girls. This goes above and beyond bullying, and becomes sexual harassment...if not damn near close to assult. Don't sit around and let this happen anymore.

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I know it's noot good, you know to not do anything to help, but is it really BAD? you can't call it BAD can you? Cause I mean BAD is when you do something bad - like LIE TO YOUR MOM - but then lets say your little sister knows your lying and doesnt do anything about it - that's not good, i know - but it's not AS BAD as what the actual BAD ACTION is, right? Or is it all equally WRONG?

I'm sorry, but your question made no fucking sense.

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ok i ahve been dating this guy for like three weeks and i love him so much but he never calls me i mean we see each other alot but i wish he would call b/c i wonder if he even likes me at times even though he tells all his friends that he does? what sould i do?

Your first problem is that you're three weeks in and claim you love him so much. It sounds like you're getting way into it too fast. You guys just started going out, calm the hell down. Maybe he doesn't want to see you all the time, and then talk to you when you guys aren't seeing each other. That's only going to lead to a short relationship.

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to make a long story short..im going to prom alone..and just recently i tried getting into my best friends limo(already paid for). of course i will pay them back.The problem is my friends..there is rooom for me..but they are saying no because i dspend all my time with my bf..and its so messed up because i was looking foward to spending this special night with my friends. im so ANGRY with tthem..should i even go to prom? i wont have fun if i have to drive there and especially because im so m ad at them..but ive been llooking foward to this. what would you do? not going might make them feel bad..plus i have to room with 3 of them for senior trip. im just so angry..at first they were pushing for me to go in the limo..and now they are just like.."oh well..im sorry"

Maybe you should stop ignoing your friends to spend time with your boyfriend. Chances are you and him will break up in less than 6 months, but your friends will always be there for you. Next time don't be so damn cold to those who try to be there for you.

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okiies do use know any r'n'b songs like when you really like sOmeone and you want them to like youor ones where you love being around that person and your happy you met him/her ??
or like ummm to show how much you love them lols ??

You need to stop listening to "r'n'b" songs because it's obviously corrupted your ability to spell.

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Hey what do y'all think this quote means? "Everything has a price, but only humans have worth" like i understand it, and like it to be honest, but i dont get what his point with the quote is, what was he trying to prove/say with it? Like is he talking about how if it costs a lot of money to save someone's life you should still choose to waste all tthat money cause the life has value? or what exactly is he trying to say?

I'm thinking it's trying to say that humans, no matter what, are always better than material possessions. Some people get wrapped up in their bank accounts, and think that the more stuff they have, the better off they are. But they tend to forget that something like a family is worth more than everything they own. So, everything has a price, and you can buy all they stuff in the world, but the only thing worth something are humans. I could be very wrong, but oh well. That's how I take it.

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