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What there to say about me? I'm 27 and a graduate of UCSD. Throughout my life most of my close friends have been girls so I have a unique perspective on relationships and sex. I know a lot about computers as well as random stuff in general. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll answer it to the best of my knowledge.
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ok you give really good advice and your kinda cute so maybe you can help. There is this boy i like at school and he is in my lunch. Ok it;s wierd, when he eats he bites the food normally then when he starts to chew it he puts his fist in front of his mouth.My mom says he has some sort of insecurity about his mouth, what do you think? Also if you were him and were sitting alone at lnch would you think i was wierd if i came up and started talking to you cuz u looked lonely if you had never met me??thanks (link)
he probably is a bit insecure about his mouth, or has trouble eating with his mouth closed, so he covers it up a bit so it isn't gross.

its always nice to meet a new person, and yeah ive had people join me when i was eating lunch alone, it always worked out well



16/f. I've liked a certain guy, lets call him A, since I was 11 in the 6th grade. That's a pretty long time. We are both now sophomores. Its a major crush. This guy...I'm like in love with him. I don't even think it's infatuation..because its just been there for such a long time. I dream about him, when I see him, my heart just beats really quickly...I always want to impress him. He notices me, but doesn't say anything. Just kinda...puts his head down...and listens to what I'm saying to my friends (JUST TO GAIN HIS ATTENTION =[) He smiles at me a lot.
When we make eye contact in class, he smiles. He nods...there's this certain understanding between us (we both speak Russian) But I don't know if he likes me or if he doesn't. Thing is...I've lost so much weight and gotten so much better looking since those 5 years ago. I KNOW that I have 'potential' without being conceited. But Ive never had a boyfriend. And I just really want it to work out with him. He's a really shy guy and rarely talks to anyone. But he's just so amazing, smart and nice. I actually think we might both be shy...because I'm way too scared to start up a conversation with him! I don't wanna sound stupid ;_; I'm just..so confused. I want him to know. I don't know how though. It's tearing me up!
Any help will be VERY appreciated (link)
aw come on, russian people are friendly, even if you do seem a little stupid when you first go up to talk to him. you should go for it, just strike up a conversation about something, and see where it goes.


can you put a DVD in the computer and play it, then pause it, take a screenshot of whatever scene it stops on and then have the picture of the scene in your pictures?

if so, then which buttons would you press. (link)
to take a screenshot, press the print screen button (usually at the top right of your keyboard) it should work even when playing a dvd, though the quality might not be great. then, open up paint (or some other picture program) and paste.


I am trying to find out if I should buy a drug test passer tomorrow morning because I have my first interview at Circuit City. Does anyone know if they drug test at the first interview and what is the chance of it, and if it is urine or saliva? Thanks (link)
i dont know about circuit city specifically, but most retail chains will drug test. the processes differ, when i applied at target, they gave me a slip, and told me to make an appointment within a few days.

oh, and most drug test passer's are bs, and some even show up on drug tests themselves.


is there ANY way you can read someones messages on myspace?
or is it the only way you can, is if you know there password/e-mail



i've always wondered, and no i'm not planning on doing that.
i just thought someone could right click and might be able to read your messages


can they? (link)
nope


I put my digital cameras memory card in the slot thingy its supposed to go into on the tower, and nothing happens. The little green light doesn't go on anymore, and it wont connect to my computer at all, so I cant transfer pictures anymore. It was working just the other day, I dont understand, how can I fix this? (link)
if your camera came with a USB cable, you can just plug it into yuor computer that way, its better anyways. also, its possible the memory card reader got disconnected somehow, if you have the technical knowhow, you can just open up the tower, disconnect it, and reconnect it.


My computers been completly infected with spyware and it automatically downloaded this virus thing, and now I can hardly even turn my laptop on, as popups and everything come on automatically.
What should I do?
Please help its beeen like that for over a month (link)
download and run spybot
http://www.safer-networking.org/en/download/index.html
make sure you click update before running


i had a pregnacy test 2 weeks before my due period cause my doctor suspected my nausea and vomiting and dizzy spells were due to that- it came up negative-since then I still have nausea, very sore breast- even raw and peeling, sore legs and hips lower back pain massive diaharea in the morning frequent urunation and find it hard to eat a full meal without wanting to or actually vomiting I had my period but it was light and normally I clot and have cramps and it lasts 7 days it only lasted a few days. My nipples have gotten larger- the areolas that is and no longer seem pink but more brown than ever-is there any chance based on my symptoms that the test could have been wrong if it was I would be almost 3 months- having had unprotected sex with my then boyfriend who ejaculated in me. If it is not what might it be (link)
yes its possible, any time a penis comes within a foot of a vagina theres a chance of pregnancy. ok, thats an exaggeration, but yeah. anyways, first off , get a better doctor. i have never heard of any pregnancy tests that are effective 2 weeks before the missed period, most you have to take after. yes your symptoms sound like they could be from pregnancy, but they could also be hormones. dont know how old you are, so cant say puberty or not (though i hope not, since you are having sex). have you recently started a new type of birth control pill? sometimes, sex itself can through your hormones off a little, but not by this much. but yeah, id get another pregnancy test.



waht is titty fucking?
haha what exactly do you do? (link)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=titty+fucking


I'm having difficulty hooking up my N64, so to speak.

I know it WORKS...It was only a couple months ago that I was using it, it just isn't working now. The problem is that I don't know how to hook those little AV cable(I think thats what they're called) into my TV for sound and audio(its a different tv than what I used before)

There are about a billion places they could go and I think I've tried them all. I even went on the official website and read the thing that tells you how to do it. It said you might have to plug it in to your VCR...well I have a combination DVD/VCR. I set it to VCR, plugged in the cords, and it still didn't work.

I don't know what to do DX any ideas? I've got nothing. Could it not be playing because its not compatible with the newer TV? I mean, its not brand new or anything but its definitely not from the n64 era. (link)
the yellow plug goes into the yellow hole, the white plug goes into the white hole, the red plug goes into the red hole. they should be right next to each other and say something like "video in" near them. once you plug them in, you have to set your tv to the right input. there should be a number next to the video in, so push input until video # or av # shows up, or better yet, turn on the 64 and keep pushing input until you can see it.


hi, i have a hp pavilion mx70 desktop computer and it has an inbuilt microphone. it has always worked and now it just stopped working. does anyone know how i can fix it? thanks. (link)
take it to a laptop repair shop? or, you can get a laptop external mic for like $10


1. I'm getting Halo Combat Evolved for the PC for my cousin this christmas and he has a Windows XP. Is the game compatible with Windows XP?

2. I downloaded a game from the net and it seems pretty laggy sometimes (my computer can only support like the low graphics of the game). I heard theres something like a Graphics Card that can help improve the graphics of the game and make it less laggy. Where can I find one thats cheap and what exactly is it called? Like any brand?

(link)
1. yes

2. Well, a moderate graphics card will cost you about $120. if your computer is relatively new, and this gave has heavy requirments, you will probably need a really good one for aroung $250.


Does anyone know a way to hack myspace accounts?
I've tried to get a free download for Myspace Password Stealer and I can't. My account has recently been hacked and I need it back. Thanks. (link)
just click forgot password. they cant change your email address without access to it, so the password retrieval link should work.


I'm male, nearly 30.

For half my life I've been chasing girls and from asking God for a girlfriend to crying in the shower, I've tried it all.

I've been on dates, but none of the women I have been interested in, likes me back (more than a friend, your such a NICE guy... I know that one off by heart). Its really frustrating to be 30 and to know only rejection from women, obviously at this stage I'm so insecure that the last time I liked this chick I totally started to stutter really badly when I thought about trying to kiss her.

I don't try to screw anything that moves, if I'm not interested in a women, I don't make moves on them and have no problem talking to them.

I'm really low and I need advice, not comfort. (link)
Think thats bad? Try having to hear "wow my boyfriend can learn a thing or two from you" or worse "why cant i find a guy LIKE you (but not you)"
Anyways, a friend (yea a female friend, that nothing will happen with) recently sent me to this site
http://www.datingclass.com/
now, i havent tried any of it out in the field yet, but they seem to be really good ideas.


What was your GPA coming out of high school to get into UCSD? Thanks. (link)
my gpa was around 3.33 I dont remember the exact number. my SAT was 1340/1600


How do I delete my current myspace account? I have the virus type thing where it will send random pics or fake videos as a comment to all of my friends' pages so I want to make a new account. Thanks in advance- (link)
if you just change your password itll stop doing it. that is, until you put your login information into another fake site. be carefull when you are logging in, if a link redirects you to a loggin page, go back to myspace.com to log in.


hi im 14/f
I am addicted to porn sites ecspecially one in particular i have a sudden to go on it whenever i am on the computer. I have now stopped about a day ago i don't go on it but i am scared because my dads friend who is 28 is a computer technician and fixes our computer whenever it breaks so will he see my whole history of websites or what if the police find out please tell me what to do and how i can get rid of it from my computer so it is never ever found please help thanks in advance. (link)
You have to clear your computer history. How you do that depends on what browser you use. Should be somewhere under tools>options. Find a button that "clear history" or "clear private data" etc.


That works, but once I write the thing, how do i save it? (link)
should save automatically once you push quit, then you go to programs to run it


my girlfriend and i were having unprotected sex, but i pulled out before i came. i washed my penis and peed after, and then we did it again, but i was wondering if there could be any left on my penis from the first time that i came, which would make her pregnant

PLEASE dont give me crap about "you can get pregnant from precum" because it's completely untrue, anybody with google could tell:
http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/0922.html
http://www.corporatemofo.com/stories/021201inandout.htm
http://www.idsnews.com/news/story.aspx?id=33698&comview=1
condoms = 3%
pulling out = 4%

if that's not enough evidence maybe a government website can convince you:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=pubmed&dopt=Abstract&list_uids=12762415&query_hl=9&itool=pubmed_docsum

im not an idiot i did research before we did it

please just answer my question and none of the crap about precum because that's what i got on the other advice websites (link)
Well, the government website crashes my firefox, but the other three all say it is possible to get pregnant from precum, just not likely. One of them says its more likely if you have recently ejaculated, which Im asssuming you did the first time, so the second time it was more likely.

Any time you have sex, whether you use a REAL contraceptive method or not, there is a chance of pregnancy.


i know limewire is illegal and everything. ive heard about people getting fined for LOTS of money for using it. if i right click all my songs and click stop sharing or whatever it says, can i still get fined? is there anything i can read online about this?
thanks! (link)
limewire itself is not illegal. downloading or uploading copyrighted material like songs is. so if you are downloading music, yes you can get fined.




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