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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ my sisters ex boyfriend really likes me and i like him... its been a few months since they broke up so is it okay if i hook up with him?? or no??
No!! Absolutely not!! SisteR's have this known, unwRitten code... and ex-boyfRiends aRe off limits at all time!! He's not woRth Ruining youR Relationship with youR sisteR!!

♥[?]♥ what does bust a nut mean
A man cums in his pants..

♥[?]♥ Hey, I am not fat, but I have really promanate love handles. Does anyone know how to get rid of those?
CRunches will do quite a bit foR youR tummie. Also, just tRy to eat a bit moRe healthy, and jog once in a while! Hope I helped!

♥[?]♥ i have this boyfriend but i kinda like this other guy too and i want to go out with him but i dont want to break up with my other bf what do i do
If you want to go out with this new guy, you m.u.s.t bReak up with youR cuRRent boyfRiend! It's unfaiR foR you to be stuck in a Relationship if youR heaRt is somewheRe else. I Reccommend telling youR boyfRiend what is going on. Any self-Respecting man is going to undeRstand youR Reasoning. I wish you the best of luck! =D

♥[?]♥ hi. im in a group of 3 best friends. Alexa and Erin. They both tell me that they secretly like me better than the other one and wish it was just the two of us. Alexa says crap about Erin and so on. I love them both and wish they wouldnt do this and could just like eachother. what should i do?
Tell them to can it oR they'll lose you too. TRy and set up some activities wheRe you all can be togetheR, and peRhaps they'll leaRn to appReciate each otheR moRe! Hope I've helped!

♥[?]♥ Im very hot and everything great y wont the perfect guys ask me out?
Uhm, they pRobably don't like the way you pResent youRself.. and to be peRfectly honest.. I don't like it either...

♥[?]♥ my boy friend cheated on me. should i dump him? hes really srry and i really like him but i dont think he should get away with it
Dump him. He's a waste of time. How much could he like you if he has to go out and find some ho?? Relationships aRe supposed to be two-sided, obviously he's not giving it his all. You deseRve betteR.. much betteR!!

♥[?]♥ HOw do u get msn(yahoo messanger)
They aRe two diffeRent messengeRs. Take youR pick : www.yahoo.com OR www.msn.com

♥[?]♥ whenever a guy and a girl makeout, why do the guys always asked if the girl liked it?
To see if they weRe good at it. Most of the time they alReady know how they peRfoRm, they'Re just looking foR that extRa ego boost.

♥[?]♥ ok. at school i am known as the "slut" cuz i dont hang out with the "popular" guys and i have more like skater guy friends. i dont know why ppl call me a slut. i dont dress like a slut. i wear sweatshirts and jeans everyday. i havent even kissed anyone! i flirt occassonally but there are girl that flirt alot more than i do and they dont get called a slut! i only went out with 2 guys this whole year and did nothing with them! i dont get why people call me this!


sincerily
*sara*
Cuz people blow. You said so youRself that they have no Reason the RefeR to you as the "Slut", so don't let it botheR you. PeRhaps if they eveR decide to gRow up and get to know you they will change theiR minds. Just keep youR head up and things will tuRn out okay! Take caRe! =D

♥[?]♥ y r all guys the same! their all perverted dirty playas! god! i met this guy online he really proved to me that he would never b a playa never do drugs never drink! sounds like the perfect guy right? well wrong! once a slutty gurl walks by or w/e they always ditch the good gurls for them!! why is that? all guys r the same!!!! y can't there just b more sweet and sincere boys! i mean thats all a gurl wants!(well me n e ways)
Fish 'Sho!

♥[?]♥ what are some good music wesights that u can put on journals or profiles?
TRy WWW.XANGA.COM/XANGA_MUSIC Hope this helps!

♥[?]♥ do you kno sum really good journal icon websights i need about 7 thanx
I only know of WWW.DEADJOURNAL.COM and WWW.LIVEJOURNAL.COM and WWW.XANGA.COM Hope this helps!

♥[?]♥ Hey, well my dad had a problem with smoking cigs years ago, and I caught him smoking again about 2 months ago. He told me not to tell anyone so I didnt. Then about a month and a half ago my brother went into the garage and found a pack of cigs. (They were my dads) I dont know why but I said to him, "Those are mine, dont tell dad." I told my dad about it and he said to keep that story. My brother again found more and I took the blame. I didnt feel right about lying to my brother and I thought he has a right to know, so today I told him about it. I feel bad now because my dad might get mad. Do you think I did the right thing? I'm not sure.
PeRsonally, I think you should have told youR bRother the tRuth the fiRst time! It's kind of you to look out foR youR Dad and take the Rap foR him, but it's also extRemely unfaiR. FiRst of all, youR Dad doesn't even have a Right to make you take the blame foR his pooR behavioR. You shouldn't feel bad oR even woRRie about youR actions angeRing youR FatheR. I think you definitely did the Right thing heRe. PeRhaps you and youR bRotheR can get togetheR and Really have a seRious talk with youR Dad about it. Find out why he's tRying to keep this a secRet, and make it cleaR to him how you feel about the situation. I wish you the best of luck! Hopefully I've helped!

♥[?]♥ wuts the best way 2 get rid of a pimple rell fast
Pop it!

♥[?]♥ okay the commercial where the guy gets his tougne stuck in the mixxer for dairyqueen, isnt it as stupid as this questian? lol *bored* someone talk!!
Dude, I can honestly say I have not been foRtunate enough to have seen that commeRcial, but now I'm anxiously awaiting it.. =D

♥[?]♥ For all the people with a xanga, where do u get your music URL from? i really wanna know, no1 will tell me. . .
I have a Xanga [simplyxgirl]... go to www.xanga.com/xanga_music They have TONS of songs!!!

♥[?]♥ when im if a (virble) fight wit some one im not good at comin up wit good comebacks what do i do so i dont sound stupid?
Don't talk? I don't know.. I've neveR Really thought about it. I suppose the only thing you can do is find a way to end the conveRsation. OtheRwise, tRy to find some Really smaRt ass come-backs somehow. Hope this helps? =D

♥[?]♥ Anyone alive????
I am.. baRely.. my back is KILLING ME!!!!!!!

♥[?]♥ i have a very bad addiction of fingerin myself..once i almost got caught what do i do?
Haha! That's awesome! Unless mastuRbating gets in the way of youR daily Responsibilites.. you have nothing to woRRie about, so keep on keepin' on.. and most impoRtantly.. E.N.J.O.Y!!! =D


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