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Where do you put the URL to put music on your column? (link)
Music is no longer allowed on a column.


how did u know i had music form my question? isnt it anonomus? im sry that i had "anoied" collumists...i am very sensitive twars that topic..i cant tell u why..i jsut am and when someone is pushing my buttons slighty i get agrivated...im just paranoid...i know its stupid but i am...

apologies:( (link)
I'm a level 2 admin. We can see who asks questions just in case they've asked the same question before, or if they're rude in their feedback, or if they ask obscene questions, etc.

I know you have your reasons for feeling strongly on this issue, but without presenting those your question seems to have gaps in reasoning. No offense.


ok well when i rate people, sometimes it changes. like someone else got my password or something but i know no one did. and they make me sound like a real bitch. any idea why this is happening? (link)
Level 2's can change ratings. Though I can't see why any of them would want to lower the rating you gave.


Ive been going out with my boyfriend for a week now, and I really like him a lot. I've heard stories about him getting stuff from girls then not talking to them but he wasnt going out with them though. All I've done is kiss him so far only because I'm so afraid all he wants from me is sex or something like that and I dont want to bring it up in case he isnt using me. But I was just wonderin if there was anything I could do besides being a prude to see if he really likes me or not. Thanks! (link)
This may sound stupid, but tell him you want to wait. If he dumps you, then there's your answer. If he really does stick around, then he might like you. He may just be sticking around to see if he can still use you. If you tell him to wait and he comes on strong, dump him. He's just using you.


ok welll im for bush and this one group of my friends are completely anti-bush. and whenever they start talking about the election they totally bash bush in front of my face. they say mean things about him that arnt true. and it really bothers me.....and like i feel like there almost attacking me whenever i tell them that bush was a good leader...what do i do? (link)
Let them bash Bush if they want to. If they're really "attacking" you, then they're not very good friends, are they? If they're just giving there political opinion, then you're not being a very good friend when trying to silence them.


After Feedback:Why must you debate over this if you feel overwhelmed? If you can't take it when everyone disagrees with you, then stop voicing your opinion. I don't see a problem here at all.

One more thing, take the music off before I suspend you.

Also, stop harrassing other columnists. You are damn lucky I don't suspend you right now.


Okay please dont delete this question. It's kind of gross but I need to know!

~When a guy gets a boner does the penis go up so that it touches his stomach or does it go straight out???!!!~

Please awnswer I need to know!
I need a lot of opinons..Could it go both ways lol? (link)
It's a sign of testicular cancer. If he doesn't go to the hospital soon, he runs a chance of losing his testicles and never having sex again, or even death if they don't catch it in time.


Would a punk guy like me? im not prep n not ghetto sort of inbetween cuz im white i wear ecko n baby phat n i have a crush on this boy just hes punk n not my type at ALL but i like him anyway hes nice to me,sweet AND cute. I do NOT care how he dresses, do punk guys only like other punks or do they like other type of ppl too? (link)
He won't like you because you're to concerned with labelling people.


I have a problem with not eating right. im afraid that in the future i may gain a lot of wait. I need to go on a small healthy diet. Not to lose weight, but just to eat right. Does anyone have any helpful suggestions on how i should go about this? (link)
Well, food isn't the only thing you have to worry about. You also need to consider what you drink. To be healthy, try cutting back on drinks like soda and drink more water.


Me and my Boyfriend (are in our early 20's) have been together for 2 years now. We are complete opposites. (in everyway) But I cant be more the 50 miles from my mother and he wants to move back to Philly. (I live in Nevada) We love eachother but I am lost as to what to do. I will not be happy so far from family and he isnt happy here. We just want to be happy! What do I do?

The girl with the short embilicalcord! (link)
Heh, short embilicalcord. Anyway, here's what I think. I don't think staying in the same state will make him happy if he wants to move back to Philly. That's pretty far away if you ask me. Is there any reason why you have to be within 50 miles of your mother? If not then the problem here is the two of you are still trying to cling to the past. I'm sure now you know this clinging can cause problems in your life. I'm not saying it's unreasonable to want to stay close to your mother (I do too), but sooner or later your going to have to accept the fact that your on your both on your own and no longer living for each other.

If the both of you can't accept this, then you're going to have to end the relationship. And to tell you the truth, it might be good for you. If you both refuse to move to each other's state, then maybe you need to separate. Damn it, I rhymed, didn't I?

I think you should talk to each other and weigh this out. Discuss why you want what you want, and never forget to try to see the situation as the other sees it. Then make a decision as to what to do about moving. Is it more important to stay in this relationship and move away from your mother, or to stay near your mother? Sorry if this "talk about it" advice isn't satisfactory, but can you really think of any other way out of it?


For four years I have lived in my house thats like seculded. No neighbors, and Its really private. Well now were moving into this well rich community. Its kindof stepford wive-ish. Where all the people that live there get together and have fashion shows, partys etc. It sounds pretty fun but kinda stupid too. I mean there is a Hoedown coming up in October, and since were new my older siter wants to go. I know it would be a good place to meet people, but a hoedown? Like I think old people are gonna go haha. I'm just wondering, should I go? Also since this is a rich community, I think that the people living there are kinda snotty stuck up rich people. And my family is soo not like that. So what I'm asking is, should I get involved in the stuff? I dont know..My family doesn't like to get involved much..Thanks (link)
Try it once, if you don't enjoy yourself then just don't go again. In my experience, it's good to try new things.


OK i FiGURED iT WOULD PROLLY BE BEST TO ASK A GUY ABOUT THiS ONE...ALRitEY THERES THiS GUY AND WE MET A WHiLE AGO AND STARTED HANGiNG OUT MORE iN AUGUST HE WOULD COME OVER AND WATCH MOViES HANGOUT....WELL ONE NiTE ME AND MY BEST FRiEND HUNG OUT WiTH HiM AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE AND AFTER THAT i GIT THiS BRiLLiANT iDEA TO DYE MY HAiR SO WE GO TO THE STORE AND HE HELPS PiCK OUT MY NEW COLOR..BUT THE ENTiRE TiME HE KEPT GiViNG ME THiS LOOK LiKE i LiKE YOU BUT..i DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW...WE HUNG OUT MORE AFTER THAT NiTE BUT THE LAST TiME i HUNG OUT WiTH HiM HE CAME OCER TO WATCH A MOViE WELL ME AND HiM ENDED UP iN MY ROOM HOOKiNG UP AND DOiNG MORE ALSO...WELL WHEN HE LEFT HE SAYS TO iLL CALL YOU TOMM. HE DiDNT CALL i DiDNT CARE i PREPARED MYSELF FOR JUST A HOOK UP ANYWAYS..WELL HE APPOLOGiZED FOR NOT CALLiNG AND iT WAS NO BiG...WELL NOW i KEEP THiNKiNG MORE AND MORE AND i LiKED THiS KiDD BEFORE AD NOW i LiKE HiM ALOT AND HE KEEPS GiViNG ME MiXED SiGNALS...HE SiTS BY ME WHEN THERES AN AVAiABLE SEAT BY ME HE SAYS Hi iN THE HALLS BUT i NEVER GET A HG UNLiKE OTHER GiRLS HES A HUGE FLiRT WiTH ME...i JUST DONT KNOW WHAT COULD THiS POSSiBLEY MEAN? YA i THiNK i WAS USED BUT OTHER PEOPLE SAY HE DOES LiKE ME OR MiGHT...KEEP iN MiND THAT iM A SOPHMORE GiRL AND HES A SENiOR..PLEASE HELP..THANKS (link)
I think if he really liked you, he wouldn't be playing these mind games with you. Try dating other guys and see where that goes.


Ok, here's my first question.

Sometimes I notice when someone asks a question, someone will reply with "I don't know and I can't help you." Well if you don't know, why did you reply? Skip it and go on.

The second is more of a philosophical question...if you clone yourself, and then have sex with your clone, are you gay, or just masturbating? Cause, you are having sex with someone of the same sex, but it IS yourself. (link)
To answer your first question, because some people are ignorant or stupid.

To answer you second, you would be gay. You wouldn't be pleasuring youself, you would be pleasuring someone else, even though it's your clone.


hey ive never been kissed, but at my friends party we're playing 7 minutes in heaven. i really wanna get my first kiss from the guy i like (whos invited, but has a g/f whos not) so i dunno what to do!! if u could help i rate =) (link)
Sorry, but he probably won't play. Besides, any boyfriend who plays 7 minutes in heaven isn't a very good boyfriend.


Question for all the guys out there. I am so confused. What is it about girls that you don't understand? There's a guy I know who says he doesn't understand girls. What's there not to understand? Also, how come every time a girl gets annoyed you guys always blame it on PMS? Lol...also, one more question then I'm done. If a girl flips out on you due to PMS and then apologizes, would you forgive her? Ok, thanks!!! (link)
What is it about girls that you don't understand?
I don't understand a lot of people, not just girls. I don't understand them because everyone has a different perspective, and sometimes it's hard to see each other's view. Typically, guys will have similar views, and girls will have similar views. So guys typically don't understand girls while girls don't typically understand guys. A good example is you. Since you asked this question, you must not understand guys very well.

What's there not to understand?
Almost any given situation. Also, girls and guys go through different things. Without experiencing those things, you can't understand them

How come everytime a girl gets annoyed you guys blame it on PMS?
Because a lot of guys are stupid. They've had bad experiences with PMS, so when they can't understand when a girls mad, the only thing they can think of is PMS.

If a girl flips out on you due to PMS and then apologizes, would you forgive her?
Of course. It happens. A few of my friends have flipped out on me and mumbled something about PMS. It's not like I'm going to hate them forever for something they have no control over.


Lately I have been hanging around a new group of people and these people do drugs and they got me started on them too. and to tell ya the truth i love them. I like the feeling i get and i relly like it but i'm loseing a lot of friends because of it. I know my friends wanna help but i like the feeling. How can i not lose my friends but still do what i wanna do ? (link)
First of all what drugs are you taking? Secondly, clearly your not considering the future, so you shouldn't even care if you lose your friends. Your either going to die young, or live a longer life while your body wears away and you quickly become nothing but a miserable mess.

And finally, if your friends are clean, there's no way of keeping them and your habit. Don't think for a second that it's okay to drag them down with you.


I LOVE THIS GUY RIGHT.. BUT I DONT KNOW IF HE STILL LOVES ME OR NOT. WE HARDLY TALK AND NEVER HAD SEX YET AND WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER SINCE 2001 IN AUGUST 13TH. IDK WHAT TO DO ANYMORE. SHOULD I STAY WITH HIM OR WHAT? HOW DO I GET HIM TO SLEEP WITH ME? (link)
First of all, your only 15. It's normal to have sex on your mind, but if your a virgin you'll probably find out that your first few times do the opposite of meeting your expectations. Don't be in such a hurry. I'm surprised you two are still dating since you hardly talk. I think since your so young, you should see what else is out there. Take a break and date around a little bit. It sounds like your both getting pretty bored (moreso for him).

Secondly, I'm deleting this question. Please rephrase it and take the cap lock off.


My ex-boyfriend cheated on me, twice. When we broke up, I had no idea he had done this and when we got into a huge fight he told me. I feel so hurt, worthless and betrayed. He was the only boy I ever truly loved and he had told me he felt the same. We've been talking now, and he says he still loves me and wants me back. His sorry's aren't taking away the heartache but I still love him more than anything. I don't know if I can trust him yet and he's cheated on other girfriends. Do you think he could really mean it this time? I can never seem to move on from him and he regrets cheating completely. What am I supposed to do or say? (link)
Hell no! He cheated on you more than once and you feel worthless? He's the worthless one. Why would he cheat on you in the first place? Because he likes someone better? Maybe. Because he was bored with the relationship? Could be. Either way, those reasons will return and he'll probably cheat again. Please don't tell me you're actually going to give this guy yet another opportunity to hurt you. He doesn't mean it at all. He cheated on you and his other girlfriends, what's going to make this time around any different? Is it the fact that he said he wouldn't do it this time and he's sorry? That's a load of crap. Maybe the reason you can't move on is because your actually listening to his bull shit. Stop listening to him! If you think I'm wrong, try dating him again, but when he cheats on you a month, or even a year from now and makes you feel 10 times worse than you do now, don't say I didn't warn you.


hi. im in 9th grade and theres about 5 or 6 girls who are obsessed with me! they are ny best friends but they treat me differently than everyone else ib our group. they fight over who gets to sit next to me, who gets to b my partner and stuff like that. like if i ask someone to do me a favor they jump to it like their life depends on it. im glad they love me n all but its kind of annoying and obsessive what should i do?
thnx (link)
It is to my belief that the only logical solution to this problem is to viciously scream at them while throwing random objects across the room.


when is the best time to get your puppy nuetered? I have a puppy and he is like starting to hump his stuffed animal dogs..lol (link)
right about now.


halloween is coming up!! and well i need some ideas on a costume....at first i wanted to be a baby and wear pajams and a white beater and a binkie.....but then i wanted to be a gangsta girl n wear a bandana and a white beater and like grey joggin pants....but i dont know what to be! can someone plez list alotta ideas! i dont wanna wear any dress type things!....thanks (link)
A white beater? Is that something you made up?




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