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Q: Hey, I have AOL Instant Messanger and my name is Kendall. I want to get a new screen name and I can't think of anything. They can involve these words and numbers...

Blonde
Kendall
Blondie
Babe
Sweetie Pie
Cutie Pie
10

I love your name,its pretty spiffy : ]

BABExBLONDE
sw33tiexPIE
blOndiiexbabe
heyloOkKendallsOn
k3ndallx10
CUTIExPI3E
swe3tiexo
cutiexO
KendalLxBlOnde
cuti3_x_kendaLl
Blonde_x
BlOndie_xo
KendaLl_x_Babe
Babe_x_10
X_Cuti3pie_x

Thats all i could think of,i really like them all,BUT if you need more just leave another in the inbox ; ] oh and if you like one tell me whcih one you picked!

♥ danielle

Q: .. how do i add liek a layout that i want on my advice column.. ,, and where can i find cute ones...?
-*thanKz in advAnce.!
((you can write it on my ADVICE COLUMN or SOMETHIN))--> Xo_NeSmiiRa_Xo

Go to www.photobucket.com type something in the search like "pink stars" or like "red stripes" highlight the picture you want,and do "properties" and highlight the link where it says "address" then go to your column settings and paste your code in "page background image URL" and click "save" if you like how it looks.Hope i could help!

♥ danielle

Q: okay..so ive liked this guy for a long time now..well actually since third grade (im in 8th grade) he's always liked me back but, i never told him how i really felt. (he was my best friends brother so i thought it would be wierd) now, my friend (whos never met him before-myspace) is totally starting to like him...i don't know what i should do. Part of me thinks that i should tell him i like him..but don't you think that my friend would think that it was wierd that i like her brother? i just don't know what to do..

Aww its like the same thing with me ive like alot of my brothers friends but sadly they were like 9 years older then me lol I think you should talk to your friend first and she how she feels about you and her brother getting together first before you tell your friends brother your feelings toward him.If she thinks is fine,then i would go for it tell him how you feel and maybe ask him out to a movie or something.But if your friend thinks its a little too uncomfortable for her to have you guys liking each other and going out then i would respect her decision on not telling him.It could complicate things with you and your best friends relationship.Youll have to try and move on if that happens,even though its gonna be pretty brutal.In my opinion,i would let my friend date my brother even if it was a little weird for me.But,Good Luck! Let me know if you need anymore help!

♥ danielle

uhmm yeah a 2? thats kinda stupid okay you asked for my opinion and i gave it to you,i hate how people give you a low rating because thats not what that want to hear.

Q: Do ya no if albany exports or imports woodchips??? I need the answer quick coz im doing ma h/work and i cant find n e thing on google :P

Well i dont really know anything about that,but i looked on askjeeves and found some websites on it.

http://www.ask.com/web?o=0&qsrc=19&q=albany+exports+or+imports+%22wood+chips%22+in+australia

I really hope that helps you out : ]

♥ danielle

Q: Hi, Danielle. I hope I spelled that right, but anyway, I would like to know if you could maybe explain to me how to make the little heart when you answer questions at the end, I'd really appriciate it..

&& hearts; dina

haha hey dana!

yeah you did,nice job : ] your like one of the few people who actually get it right.The code to do that is & hearts ; (but without the spaces)

♥ danielle

Q: Iam a special ed student and iam going to be in the special olympics and when I found out that my volunteer was my worst enemy and when I asked mrs.Dawson if I could change volunteers she said no what should I do?

Well first of all,good job on getting in the speical oplymics! Hun i wouldnt worry.If your volunteer says anything mean or hurtful to you tell someone you know and theyll take care of it.Just ignore them and focus on competing in the olympics ; ]

♥ danielle

Q: okay ive heard that there is a right and a wrong way to use a condom. is this true? i thought you just put it on and your set to go...please help! i rate 5's.

Yeah there is.Youll have to read the box of the condoms to find out how to use one properly,or you could check out a website on how to put one on.

♥ danielle

Q: this may sound dumb, but i have a crush on this kid that i never meet. I see him everywhere and we kind of exchange looks, but i dont know if he notices me or i just want him to. He friends with a few of my friends, but how can i talk to him without making an akward, or embarissing situation?

Okay this is good,if hes friends with a few of your friends ask them if they could invite him and his friends to the movies or like a fast food place with you and your friends,then yoou guys can talk to each other,you would want to try to sit next to him if you went to the movies,ask a few of your friends to introduce yourself to him.I hope everything works out for you!

♥ danielle

Q: okay well this is kinda gross but i always have discharge like before and after my period and like it doesnt go away like its probably even there when im on my period.. i've had my period for about 1½ yrs. if that helps at all.. like can you tell me like if theres a way to get rid or it or like why i have it so much please? ill rate high.

Oh hun its totally normal and its never gonna go away its part of a womens life your always gonna get discharge down there.Some girls will have alot,some will have less all i can say is that it normal and its a sign your bodys healthy believe it or not.

♥ danielle

Q: hey! there is this guy i like, and i really thought he liked me. alot of people kept telling me that he did. we haven't really talked before, and he isn't in any of my classes but he would always give me signs that he liked me. so i wrote him a note and i told him that i like him, and i asked if he liked me. i also asked him to write back and gave my locker number. at the end of the day on friday, my friend gave him the note, and he still hasn't respond. i feel really hurt and upset because i thought he liked me. what should i do?

Aww im sorry hun.Since you guys dont really know each other that well,its kinda hard to tell and also start liking someone if you dont really know them.I think the note was just a little too forward,you might want to get to know him a bit more like just say hi to him in the halls whenever you see him,try starting up a conversation about school,sports,the weather,find out what his interests are anything really.If he starts to talk to you more in the halls you might have something there,and you could maybe ask him out to a movie or something with his and your friends.But,if he tries to avoid you,pretends he dosent see you,and well shows the signs hes not interested,then i think its time to move on.I know its gonna take a awhile but i mean you didnt really know the guy,he mightve been a real jerk or you guys might simply have nothing in common with one another.Youll find a better guy who will love oyu for you,trust me hes out there,theirs plenty more fish in the sea ; ]

♥ danielle

Q: The other day my french teacher said when you dont eat breakfast you get more hungry during the day, and i used to never eat breakfast and i would always be extrememly hungry when i got home and then i would feel lousy because of all the food i ate. So for the last few days ive been waking up earlier and eating breakfast but I'm still just as hungry. I have lunch at 11:30 and get home at about 3:15. Is there anyway I can be less hungry during the day?|

Thankss muchoo

Thats exactly like me! It sucks you ahve an early lunch i used to have that same time of munch last year.What i do is in between classes i keep a little thing of food like pretzels,popcorn,chips something tiny and not too messy but something i make sure will satisfy my hunger.I sneak it sometimes in my pockets,purse or my backpack.i hope that helps!

♥ danielle

Q: Last night my boy friend and i were havin dry sex and he got some cum on his boxers, but we were both wearing underwear, and some of it might have gotten on my underwear too..is it possible that i could be pregnant?

Its a VERY slim chance of you getting pregnant,since it wasent directly on you.But as you know theres always that chance,but that chance of you getting pregnant is very low.Im sure your fine,i wont worry.

♥ danielle

Q: we need to make screwdrives but we ran out of orange juice. will it be okay to use sunny D instead? i mean i know it's OKAY but will it still taste good/the same?

Yeah it will be fine,but since Sunny D isnt as natural as orange juice it will have a little difference in taste.

♥ danielle

Q: hey i was wondering what it means when guys masturbate?? i'm pretty sure i know but then again i'm not. xo thanks

Oh well when guys masturbate it means that their jerking off,jacking off,playing with themselves ,etc with their penis.They do that while their thinking about sex or thinking of fantasies about sex.It feels good to them and gives them pleasure.They could also do it to relieve stress,but sex is the top reason why they do it.Alll guys do it,some girls do too.I hope that helps!

♥ danielle

Q: Ok here's my situation.

I have a best friend.

He's totally beautiful inside and out. Well, we've been friends for a while..a long while.

I've recently had (cliche!) my eyes opened to see that I've started caring for him more then just a best friend.

He's everything I want in someone.

We've both had our hearts broken,been stepped all over..and we both are pretty lonely.

The only thing that's stopping me is, I don't know how to present this question to him.

I want to go out with him!

But I don't want things to get weird.

He wouldn't hurt me intentionally, I know this.
I've thought of a letter... But that's just to formal for a best friend.

I'm not to good wtih words. I don't know what to do. Please help,. Thank you.

Awww this happened to me once.Just say to him that since you guys ahve been friends for awhile now,you want to maybe takes things to the next level,if he agrees then ask him out to dinner or a movie.If he thinks that you guys should just stay as friends,i know it will hurt but at least you guys can still be friends.It shouldnt be weird for ya hun,if you guys are best friends he shouldnt make you feel weird or uncomfortable im sure hell understand where your coming from.Youll do fine,the worst thing he can say is no,just take a chance.

♥ danielle

Q: i was wondering if a boy had precum on his finger then fingered you could you be pregnant? thanks! i rate 5s!

Well theres ALWAYS that chance but its pretty rare of it happening.Sperm usually dies about 5 seconds after it hits the air,so i wouldnt worry about it.

♥ danielle

Q: What is the chance of a condom breaking while your using it?

From what ive heard,its like a 3% chance of a condom breaking.I think its a greater chance though if you dont know how to use one or arent to careful,but if your used to it and know what your doing then the chances should be lower of it to break.

♥ danielle

Q: how do you know if ur bi my friend thinks she might be

14/f (shes already gone through puberty)

Uhmm well i dunno if i can help you out because im not bi but you could tell your friend to try searching in google,"how to tell your bisexual" or "i think im a bisexual",or "signs of being bisexual" because google almost always helps. i hope that helps your friend out!

♥ danielle

Q: whats the website when you can play deal or no deal online cause ppl at school were playin it but idk the website
thank you (:

omg i love deal or no deal! great show : ] i havent heard of a website,but i have seen on tv they show you 6 cases and you have to text this certain number on your cell phone too see where the $10,000 dollars is but youll have to see next time the show is on to find out the number.Are you sure your friends said a website? i maybe wrong,ask your friends what website their talking about next time you talk or see them.Hope i could help!

♥ danielle

oh the girl under me was right,i played it it was fun lol

Q: I know that when a girl first has sex, it [usually] hurts. So, are there any cons for the boys when they first have sex? Do any disadvantages come with it (pain, etc.)

thnx