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where can you get free ringtones?
and make sure you or a friend uses it because i don't want a bunch of random text messages or a huge phone bill.

thanks=]

if myxertones takes awhile, try phonezoo.com.

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ok i saw sooo many people asking what to do for weight gain. well so many said CALTINE BARS are good but no one said where to get them. where is the exact location of getting them.?
and if its an web address then tell me it.

You will need to buy them at your local pharmacy. Try checking your local grocery store as well. You will probably need to ask one of the employees, instead of trying to find them yourself.

I would not suggest buying it online because of the risk of food contamination.

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well ill make this quick. im 16 and a sophomore and i would LOVE to study in another country for a semester. maybe even if only for the summer. ive found some programs online but the problem is it cant be too expensive because well i just cant afford it. does anyone know where i could find a cheaper program? or what i can do? thnx =]

studyabroad.com

I don't know what your financial status is, or what you would like to study, but that site should help you out.

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okay well there is this guy that i like.
and like he always says like, even if i havent said anything like don't speak, or did i ask you to speak, but he like smiles at the end.
could that be a sign he could like me?
like there are other things, but i just want to know about that, like is he just being obnxious or do guys do that if they like a girl?

He's just teasing you. Try teasing him back. =)

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what does it mean when a girl "queefs" ?

It is when the vagina makes a 'farty' noise.

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For Valentine's day, I was thinking of getting M&M's in red and pink and personalized. Well I went on the website, and the total comes to $47. I looked and it's so expensive because it automatically orders you a quantity of 4 7 oz. bags. Has anyone ordered personalized M&M's and know what I'm talking about? Is there any way to just get 1 7 oz. bag? Thanks for the help!

http://www.mymms.com/customprint/

When you create your custom M&M's, and when you go to the 'Select Your Packaging' step, delete the '4' and type in '1'.

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would i need liquid eyeliner for this: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v342/MostOpenHeartBrk/010.jpg

Yes.

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I am applying for a job to be an events coordinator aide for the elderly and i would like some suggestions and good ideas on what activities i can suggest.

also. i will be going on vacation in 2 1/2 weeks. im afraid they wont hire me after they hear about this because it will be a 6 week full time position and then per diem afterwards. any tips on how to word this to the interviewer tomorro? and any other tips for the interview and ideas on activities for the elderly will be appreciated

last question. i need to write an interview. i used a great website online that outlined everything. i filled in the information and it put it in the format and it was free. problem is, i cant find that website again. if you can give me some free websites that will do this for me i would appreciate it

http://www.buildaninterview.com/interviewgenerator/login.asp

I believe that is what you are looking for.

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14/f im not sexually active firstly. today i was sittin on my coach and i felt somethin weird so i went to the bathroom to check it out. i got some tissue paper and grabbed at the spot and pulled, what came up was a knot of my pubic hair and this small red bug, which was dead...i think. what is this red bug and is it dangerous to my health?

http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=528272

You already asked this question.

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13/f

Is there any possible way to message/email/call or contact this man is any way possible?! MASASHI KISHIMOTO. He's the Manga artist for Naruto. I know, he's a busy guy, but I really want to send him something. Is it possible to do this? I mean, even if it's to someone who will tell him. I just want to contact him without having to go all the way to Japan!!!! *sobs* I no got money to go there! I need 4,000 dollars!!!!!!!!!!
So, anyway, if you cna help me, I'd greatly appreciate it! :3

masashikishimoto@shueishaInc.com

Use Google next time.

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13/f

Well, my school is having a talent show. I suck at singing only... I can only sing in Japanese good! *laughs* Weird huh? Well, I was wondering if anybody had the lyrics to the Fighting Dreamers song that they used for the 4th season, I think it is, of Naruto. Or maybe the lyrics to these songs too:

Soramimi Cake/ By: Perfume
The Mean Kitty Song/ By: Cory Williams
Yellow Moon/ By: Akeboshi
Wind/ By: Akeboshi

Thank you so much! :3

p.s please, no rude comments on the Japanese music. I do not like Nazi's. :3

Okay, first of all..

If someone criticized you for your interest in Japanese music, WHY in the world would you call them a Nazi?

http://www.animelyrics.com/anime/azumangadaioh/soramimicake.htm
http://www.justsomelyrics.com/779519/Cory-Williams-The-Mean-Kitty-Song-Lyrics
http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Naruto/Yellow-Moon.html
http://www.completealbumlyrics.com/lyric/88131/Akeboshi+-+Wind.html

In that order.

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My ex boyfriend (I'll call him L)and I went out for a month last year, and broke up becuz we were just acting like friends (it was our first relationship). Anyway, we are a rare case, because we just got ridiculously closer and its exactly a year today that we were together; we talk everyday, and he is almost like my best friend, only more. Anyway, i never completely got over him. I honestly love him. Not in love, but i do love him so much. We connect in a way that I never have with anyone. And i know he loves me too, we make a cute couple and balance each other well, but two months ago, i told him that i still had feelings for him and he told that we should just be friends. Anyway, my guy best friend's good friend J likes me alot, and I am attracted to him,but I cant see myself with him, because I still like the other guy. So, last night, I asked L for advice on what to do: whether I should give J a chance or not (because he is the only one who could give me a true answer). And he gave the sweetest advice, that if I saw myself with him than I should give him a chance, but if I cant than maybe I shouldnt. I told him that he (L) would be fifth wheel if I went with J (becasue my guybest friend, his girlfriend, me and L...and now J hang out alot). And he told me not to worry about him, and be selfish for once. Then he quietly asked if I liked someone else, why i was so unsure about J...and I didnt want to answer(because of course I like him). There is nothing wrong with J,but I love L, and I want us to have another chance. We are perfect for each other. We are always flirting with each other, and i love the way he talks to me. He said I brighten his day. Should I give J a chance, or try to give it one try with L again (mind you, he might not even want to try it again.) I want L to know that I do love him. I just dont want to get rejected again. But I dont think I can be with J unless..

Okay, woah, I thought I answered this question.. weird. Anyways:

You should definitely move on from L. I suggest not trying to have a relationship with him again, because it will just end in the same way [him wanting to be just friends with you]. I think that you should take L's advice, and give J a chance.

See where it takes you.

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you told me if i had questions about tennis to ask. well, here goes. I was reading rules on google, and one part that doesn't make sense to me is duece (sp?) if i have more questions, i'll ask. thanks so much for your help!

A deuce is when the two players get the same amount of points.

So the points go:

0 [love], 15, 30, 40, Game Point

Let's say that you and your opponent both get 30. This is a deuce. However, if you both score 40, you will have to play once more than normal since the score is 40 [one point away from Game Point].

Hope that made sense.

Don't hesitate to stop by again. =)

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I have a 30g Ipod and i have 1,500 songs on it right now with about 12 movies or so. My computer crashed, and we had to delete all of my songs/movies from my computer. Now I have Itunes, but my movies/old songs are not on there. Is there a way i can just plug my Ipod in my computer and the new songs will transfer to it, without my old stuff getting deleted!?

You can also install EphPod.

I sold my other iPod when I got my newer one, and wanted the music. It's very easy, and copies the music right onto your computer.

Quick and Easy.

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Can someone explain the rules of tennis simply? I am thinking of taking it up in the spring, but I need to understand the rules first. thanks!

I've been playing tennis since I was 6. Once you get a hang of the rules, it's very simple and easy.

Leave a message in my inbox if you have any questions regarding tennis. I'd be happy to help.

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i want to get highlights and layers in my hair really bad.

i just dont know if it will look right and im scared it wont come out rightt.

this is my hair now:

http://a349.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/1/l_da5066fd7a85db5be7652d58f6cac274.jpg

http://a415.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/97/l_50fb578d4d320f58602e4bdaf4ba5d2e.jpg

this is what i want to gettt:

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g8/kaffy_43/SCENE%20HAIR/LONGER%20THAN%20SHOULDER/53.jpg

do you think it'll look right?

Yes, it will look fine.

However, be prepared to use a TON of hairspray and you will have to straighten your hair literally every single day.

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i've seen a lot of people with this necklace from tiffany.. it's sterling silver, and it's a peace sign.. but i can't find it anywhere on the website and when i search it i get something really weird. does anyone know what i'm talking about or where i can find it? thank you so much

http://www.tiffany.com/Shopping/Item.aspx?sku=22232355&cid=&search=1&search_params=s+1-p+1-c+-r+-x+-n+6-ri+-ni+0-t+peace&mcat=

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well there is this one guy i'm starting to like. just call him joe. okay so joe dated one of my x-friends, shes mad at me for something that happened a long time ago, but anywaysss... he likes me and everything and i like him too. but i heard from some people that he is "odd" and "a player" he told me that if we dated he wouldnt talk to any other girls but his best friends cause i said i still wanted to talk to him. oh yeah, hes 16 and im 14. :]
what should i dooo, give it a try.?
[ he doesnt seem like a player to me ]

kaythanks.

You shouldn't listen to what others have to say about this guy.

Try it out and see where it takes you. If you notice signs of infidelity/cheating, then you should immediately break it off.

You'll never know until you try.

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i pulled my leg yesturday and we'll i ran today cause i had a track meating and had to and all that did was make it worse =(
well if you know of any ways to make it heal a little faster please tell thanx

Leg brace + Icy Hot will work wonders.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rimL_FJKuAM

WHAT IS THIS SONGG?!?
I have searched soo long and hard for it and even taken out lyrics but I just can't find itt :(
If anyone knew this you would be my favoritee person ever!

"Neva Eva" - Trillville

I love that song. :]

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