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For my health class we are suppossed to find out if guys mostly prefer virgins or sluts, what do you think?

lmao hahahaha you think we believe that your teacher assigned you that question?? wat a fucking dumbass. you do know that these questions are all anonymous..that means we dont know who you are, so you can ask anything, and not make up some lame excuse as to why you asked. your so stupid i love it.

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ok so i'm 14 and haven't been on a real date...or been kissed. i'm starting to think that something is wrong with me. what should I do?

uh oh! your 14!! oh god half your life is already gone! id try online dating, and putting adds in the paper. your wasting time!!

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i am so confused rite noww! Im goin out with this kid, but im kind of gettin bored with him and he is getting bored with me i can tell! And my best guy friend likes me! I just found out but i dont like him in that way. Then, my ex - boyfriend from like the beginning of LAST YEAR says he wants me back and i do but my friends tell me i shouldnt go out with him cuz there was a rumor he cheated on me with a girl from another town ..i like some kid in my class but i dont even know if hes single and i dont want to let everyone else down so what do i do?! thank you!! ♥ kelsey

just sleep with all of them and get it over it. whore.

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ok im a girl and i get turned on very easily i guess because anytime i guy touches me in the right way or kisses me or sometimes holds my hand i get really wet "down there".. is that normal for girls to get really wet at the smallest things an to even get wet?!

no it means your growing a penis, tell your doctor right away.

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ever since i was little, ive always wanted to go to florida. and so today, my bff(she knows ive always wnated to go there) calls me and tells me that her family is going to florida for spring break. then she said that she was going to invite my other friend kim, and not me. im soo mad!! y would she do that?? she didnt have to tell me that, and it really hurts, should i confront her? and how? thx everyone=)

she just wants to be a bitch and rub it in your face, she isnt your best friend and you should do mean things to her, like cut all her hair off one day when shes not looking.

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Ok.... I went to my best friends b-day party and my g/f was there and we were watching a movie and we started making out for like 15 seconds. Now i can't wait to see her again because i really feel different becasue we made out. Is this normal?

Please Help

no, you could have a brain tumor. go to your doctor and tell him everything.

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My mom and I spent the whole day together. That's not the point. We went somewhere to visit family and when we came home, I went in my room to get away, to relax. So she goes in the living room and sits down on her fat ass.. and conviniently starts ordering me to do things. I was sitting her, we had gotten home like 15 minutes prior to this. I told her I would do it in a bit but she proceeded to yell at me to do it. So the very last time she yelled at me, these were her words: "If you're not fucking out here in 5 damn minutes, I'm kicking your ass off the computer." So in return, I told her to shut up. Not even yelling, it was to myself, and she overhead. So she came to take my danm cellphone, the phone I bought with my money, and pay for with my money, and for some reason she believes she has owenership over because its in her name. BULLSHIT. I'm so pissed I'm hitting shit now.. I want to hit her. Please help.

do it, hit her in the face.

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I'm 16 years old and I seriously need a job. I worked at Target over the summer and retail is...just definitley not my thing. Are there any jobs you can suggest where I can make money, but don't involve retail? Also, what are some good ways to make LOTS of money?

stripping. you make LOTS of money stripping. so get yourself one of those fake IDs and get to it.

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how do you make yourself throw up? like i know you stick your finger down your throat but like ive tried that and it doesn't really work..like is there a cerant way to stick it down or anything..I'm not bulimic or anything I didn't feel good and i ate something and i felt like i had to throw up and i couldn't so i tried to make myself but it didn't work..thanks

dont lie we all know your fat

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I was talking to the guy i like, and I thought that he liked me, so i started asking him who he liked and i was going to tell him that i liked him if he liked me, but he didnt like me ( i thought he might have been lieing because he thought i didnt like him) so i just made up a person, and said i liked 2 people. He guessed that i liked him but i was like NOOO! cause it would be embarrasing (plus hes my bestfreinds ex). Should i have told him the truth?
(sory this was so confusing)

yes why wouldnt you have? dont be such a pussy and tell him.

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okay i have a guy friend...hes nice and sweet but not liked very much at school...tonight he threatened to kill himself. im really scared b/c im not around him much at school and never after school...i care about him alot but sometimes dont show it very well. Should i bring our IM conversation to the councelor tomorow or something else...talking to him doesnt help...he doesnt listen.
please help...i rate hight
-x0x-

he only does it for attention. he probably threatens to kill himself all the time, if he really wanted to im sure hed have done it already. ignore him and hell realize its not working

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A few days ago..i had a small fight with one of my good friends which is cleared up now. However, during that fight..one of my more distant friends who gossips and gets into EVERYTHING said to the friend i was fighting with "oh dont worry, melissas always like that" (saying i get angry and have a lot of outbursts)This isnt true..and im sick of her getting into peoples business! I want to confront her because she talks behind everybody's back then when she talks to you face to face she pretends everything is ok. I dont want to start an arguement..but this is just annoying me. She gets involved with everything!!!!!! How should i confront her..or should i not confront her?

this is life. you can choose to go with it or try and change it. the sad truth is, it will never change. so why dont you just beat her up, or get over it. either way, you come out on top.

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lately ive been getting annoyed at my friends. They are great friends but sometimes..they get on my nerves. Like within our circle we have like 3 ppl who gossip..and i hate it. Then we have a couple people who never contribute in driving us anywhere..and its always me and a couple others driving. Its these little things that have been accumulating and now im getting angry. I feel like i want to find a new circle ..and my other friend agrees...she wants to also. But reality is..there isnt another circle and we do have good friends..what should i do? is this normal?

draw a cirlce around yourself and throw it into the ocean to see if it floats.

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There is this guy that i went out with and we broke up because we really didnt know eachother that well. We talked after we broke up and we got to know each other better, and weve become pretty close. Now i like him again and my friends says he likes me too because of the way he acts towards me....and he told me the other day that he wants to have sex with me and all, and that it was something hes wanted to do for a while. I told him i wanted to too....because i do. but he also says he likes this chick at work.....so now i dont know if he truely likes me that way, or if he just wants some.....so, does he like me, and should i have sex with him?


no he doesnt like you.
yes you should have sex with him.

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ok, i like, fell for this guy who reallllly liked me(let's call him "michael"). then we got into a BIG fight, and i didn't like him anymore. we didn't talk for like 2 weeks.Right, right. Then i fell hard for "matt". man, then i told my friend that i liked.. "matt".i think he told him i do, and he said he likes me. the only thing is.. me and "michael" resovled our fight, and i fell for him....AGAIN... and 10 x's harder! typical of me, yes. but now, "matt"'s moving to like south america in a few months, so if i want to go out with him, i have to do it now, or never.. and i'm like in love with michael again. gahh, but.. "matt"'s PERFECT for me. what do you think i should do..

your so dumb, thinking about your dumb question actually made me sick at my stomache. dont ask how, but i honestly feel like barfing.

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Ok heres my question: I'm so sorry if it's confusing. Let's say your sister(if you have one) has a friend from school that's a guy and she sees him everyday when he's there and he calls her once in a while and talks to her on the phone. Well, what would you do if one night you and your sister's friend started talking on the phone and really started to like each other? Then what if he asked you out? Would you go out with him even though you have never seen what he looks like?

if going out with guys on the phone gets you off then go for it.

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this is not good at all. one of my best friends (lets call her Sarah but thats not her real name) i think is a compulsive liar. she lies about everything...or so we suspect. her cousin told me that a disease like that runs in her family. but she lies about everything. here are some of the things:
-she told me she got raped and went to court for it. one time she told me she went to court at 8:00p.m but court isnt open that late
-she told me she has a boyfriend but nobodys ever talked to him except on AIM (and she has 2 computers so it might just be her) and yeah, she gave us a picture of him but its weird because i found the exact smae picture on BuddyPic and the names didnt match up
-when i talk to her on AIM she always says i feel so sick im gonna go make myself throw up im anorexic
-she told me she had a signature of somebody famous that i really like and she said i could have it. then next day she came in with it and it looked NOTHING like the real signature and it looked like her handwriting

there are more things but im just too stressed out. i DO NOT want to talk to her about it because one of my other friends confronted her about the lying and she almost commited suicide. she's really scaring me. she lied about getting RAPED...or so we THINK cause its not 100% sure. i tried to talk to my best friend about all this cause he knows whats going on with Sarah, but he told me that he belives her about all this because nobody else will. its freaking me out...a lot. i love her so much and i dont want to lose her. but i cant believe anything she says! and im afraid that if one day something bad really does happen, im not gonna beleive her. what should i do? PLEASE HELP! i have more info if you need it...just ask for my email.

your lucky anyone read that. no one reads long entries. next time shorten it, because no body really cares.

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i was laying on my bed and out of nowhere..my left leg started to have a really sharp pain and i can't walk right now. it's right at the back of my leg right below my knee. what could of happened? i played 10 hrs. of volleyball today - could that be the cause?

who knows. put some aloe on it.

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Does anyone know of some good ways to make money? Im 14 and I can't babysit because there aren't any kids in my neighborhood. I can't seem to find any ways to make some money.

suck some dick

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I know that this might sound stupid but, today my mom was just telling me stuff that I don't know about my family, and she told me my sister got pregnant at the age of 21 (shes 28 now) and got an abortion, because she got pregnant not from being raped or anything, just with her boyfriends baby n stuff. I've been brought up to believe women have equal rights, and I have believed in abortions up until now. Knowing that I could've had a nephew//niece, and I don't because my sister got an abortion is really weird. I'm only 14, and I know I'm going to get a bunch of life altering situations, as this one. But, if my sister asks me one day if I believe in abortions, should I tell the truth, and say, no. or yes? Thanks.

say what you think duh

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