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i pierced my own lip and it doesnt hurt but it looks like i got punched in the lips. its not really horribly swollen but its swollen. im not really sure what to do so im not eating or drinking anything except water. is this normal? someone help please!

That wasn't very smart.
I advise you to go and get that checked out before you get a serious infection. Although you probably already have one.

are there any lyrics to songs about one of your friends dating your ex boyfriend or something

anything funny like that?

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/relientk/mygirlsexboyfriend.html

That miiiiiiiiiight be about that.
Its the closest thing I can think of! ; ]

What is masterbating? i mean i know it's when girls and guys play with theirselves but can you give me some detail please? i heard you give good advice so i am coming to you.

Masturbation is when girls and guys give themselves self pleasure.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation

You can check out that site for more information on it :)

And if you want to try.

http://www.mymasturbation.com/

does paprin or midol work as well as they say on commercials? anything else i can do to relieve period cramps and lower back pain? i feel like my spine is going to break in two, ugh.

Honestly, I don't think midol works one bit.
I use pamprin and it works like.. woahh =]
Good luck.

is there a phobia of getting addicted to anything? if so what is it called and any info would be nice. thanx

No there isn't.

In the Georgia Nicholson book series, in one of them she says she does "sticky eyes."
What is it/How do you do it?

Um.. This is all I could find..

http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/s/sticky_eye/intro.htm

yes,girl is on top.
then what?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman_on_top_sex_position

http://www.sexinfo101.com/sp_cowgirl.shtml

Try those.
= )

alright, so i just watched the grudge and i missed some parts so i dont really get it. can someone just explain to me like the story? including all the parts you like find out at the end. thanks! :)

I got this from a site.

The three people who originally lived in the house were a husband, wife and child. The wife is secretly in love with Peter (Bill Pullman). She becomes obsessed with him and starts writing about him in her journal and sending him letters. The journal is then found by her husband, who kills her in a rage. The husband also trys to kill the boy in the bathtub and then the hangs himself in a bedroom.

Peter is a teacher at a school and is constantly receiving the letters from someone he doesn't know (they are from the woman who is stalking him). After getting so many, he decides to visit the sender and uses the return address on the letter to find the house. Upon arriving, he hears a noise. He walks around the outside of the house and finds the boy in bad condition looking out a window. Peter enters the house and decides to stay with the boy until his parents come home. Peter searches the house and finds the journal that has "Peter" written all over it and pictures with himself in them. He looks and sees blood on the closet door and when he opens it finds the dead wife. Peter leaves the house and the next day falls off the side of a building and dies (detectives say he jumped, but it really could be the ghosts that made him fall).

This is where, to me, it got a little confusing as to what happened when. Enter the Williams family--Matt (William Mapother), Jennifer (Clea DuVall), Susan (KaDee Strickland), and Emma (Grace Zabriskie). They move into the house and hire a girl named Yoko to care for Emma. While walking around the house, Yoko discovers the closet where the wife was killed. When she opens it and goes up into the removes ceiling area, she is killed by the ghost of the wife. Since the family thinks Yoko didn't show up, Karen (Sarah Michelle Gellar) takes the position to take care of Emma. Karen is in Tokyo with her boyfriend Doug (Jason Behr).

Matt goes into Jennifer's bedroom to talk and she looks to be in a confused/shocked state. He starts to get scared and then the ghost of the boy appears, Matt and Jennifer die, and their bodies are hid in the attic along with Yoko's. Karen goes into Emma's room to see she also looks to be in a confused/shocked state. A ghost appears but does not kill Karen and when the police arrive, Karen is taken to the hospital and the paramedics say that Emma died of some sort of natural ailment.

At the same time as all of that, Susan is still at work. She calls the house but of course since all the characters are in trouble, no one is able to answer. Susan decides to leave but when she goes to the stairs the lights start to flicker and she sees something flash by. Her cell phone rings and the caller ID says it is Matt. When she answers all that comes up is a low, scary voice tone. She gets scared and when the exits the stairs and closes the door she sees one of the ghosts. She rushes to the security area and asks the guard to investigate the stairs. She watches the guard from a survaliance camera and when the guard leaves, a ghost appears on the camera. Susan leaves her work building and goes home. When she gets to her apartment, the phone rings. It is the voice of Matt (who we know has already been killed by the ghost of the boy). He asks which apartment Susan is in and she answers. Seconds later the doorbell rings and when Susan looks in the peephole, it is Matt. She opens the door and begins to say "how did you get up here so fast" but Matt isn't there. Lights flicker and all that and she gets scared and goes to her bed. She heard the low, scary voice tone again and sees something is at the end of her bed and going under the sheets towards her. She looks, it is the ghost, and she is dead.

The police are now back at the house and have just had Karen taken to the hospital. They go to the answering machine and see there is one message. The message is the one from Susan that everyone missed. Since Emma is dead and Matt and Jennifer are missing, they decide to go get Susan. The police search the house more and find Yoko, Matt, and Jennifer dead in the attic and the police who went to go get Susan said that she wasn't in her apartment but it was locked from the inside...hmm...

When Karen awakes in the hospital her boyfriend, Doug, tells her that Emma died and what had happened. Karen then goes on a research spree and meets with Peter's wife. When she looks at some pictures she sees that the same Japanese woman appears in each one. She also talks with the investigator who found the bodies of Matt, Yoko, and Jennifer in the attic. The investigator tells her the story of the original murders of the house and that Peter committed suicide the day after them.

The investigator decides that he should go and burn down the house since everyone who has been in it so far has died (including some of the investigator's friends). Before the investigator can dump the gasoline and burn the place, he hears a noise, investigates, and is killed by a ghost.

While Karen went out to research about the house and talk to the investigator, Doug became worried about her. He leaves her a message that he is going to go find her at the house (the haunted one, but he doesn't know this). Before Karen can get to him, he already goes to the house and (off-screen) is attacked by a ghost.

Karen gets his message and hurries over to the haunted house to stop him. When she gets there she sees the gasoline containers on the floor but no one there. When she goes upstairs, the ghosts show her what really happened in the house (the first paragraph of this summary). Everything then shifts back to reality and when she goes back towards the door, she sees a ghost flash by in the mirror. A hand clamps down on her foot and she sees it is an injured Doug. She tries to drag him to the door to escape when the ghost of the dead wife starts crawling down the stairs towards them. Before they can get out, the ghost grabs Doug and he goes into the same confused/shocked state that Emma and Jennifer went in previously in the movie. He dies and when Karen tries to get out a ghost appears in the door. She quickly closes it and then all of a sudden things seem normal again...but they are not. Things start shaking, sounds and creaks enter the room, and Karen becomes very scared. She crawls over to Doug's body and then sees the gasoline again. She kicks it over and it spills out. She then takes a lighter out of Doug's jacket and gets it going. Before she can throw it, a hand grabs hers and stops her. When she looks down she sees instead of Dougs body she is holding the body of the dead wife ghost. Karen still manages to toss in the lighter and the house begins to go up in flames.

Cut to a hospital-like place where Doug is dead under a sheet and investigators are talking about the house. They say that the girl from the house (Karen) survived and that firefighters were able to stop the fire and save the house (uh-oh). Karen is taken in to see her boyfriend's body one last time. Things though start to get a little weird and a ghost arm flaps out the side of the sheet. All of a sudden though Karen looks again to see it is just Doug's charred arm. Karen then hears the low, scary voice tone (almost like a croaking type noise), turns around and it is the ghost and the movie ends.

I've seen some girls wearing shirts that say, "Little Miss Sunshine" and "Little Miss Trouble", etc. It says that, then has a picture of a girl underneath. There are a bunch of different sayings, not just sunshine & trouble. But I need to know where you can buy these shirts? Thankkkkkk you!

http://search.80stees.com/?category=Childrens+Books&i=1&q=&theme=Mr.Men+%26+Little+Miss&u1=category&u2=theme

http://store.delias.com/itemSearchProcess.do?topnavTrack=search&SKW=little+miss&x=0&y=0

http://search.urbanoutfitters.com/exec/?cartpost=0&query=little+miss

Hope I helped.

I know its wierd but i really like movies about mental people...Like the butterfly effect, a beautiful mind, sybil...So if you can think of any like that, i would LOVE to to watch it.

Watch the movie "Radio"
Its about a mental boy, who doesn't fit in but then he makes friends with a football coach, and its just beautiful = ]

There has been recently a bomb scare at my sister's high school. A custodian found on the wall : MHS WILL BLOW UP 3/22". Now they are investigating the whole school, screening backpacks, and sending in bomb sniffing dogs. Should we let my sister go to school on the 22nd? Or stay home for a few days because it might happen on another day.

thanks

Defintily let her stay home the day before, and the day after, IF NOT MORE.
Bomb threats are very dangerous, and need to be taken seriously.
Good luck.

do 16 year old guys allready have sex????????

Probably 70% of them.
They don't need to worry about pregnancy, and they don't value their virginity as much as the girls do.

ok last night i wore a pad
and i got a little blood on my underwear
and i have ben throwing a lot of underwear out
because they are stained too much
how can i try to clean them

Bleach them
with color bleach.
Have about 5 pair of underwear that are JUST for that time of the month.
So that you arn't ruining the cute ones.

2 questions:

1. are solange knowles and beyonce knowles sisters? (extra question: who is solange knows? an actor? singer? model? what?]

2. where can i get dance moves like choreography on the net coz i need to learn some, some GOOD ONES dont say youtube i tries but theyre all sucky.. { exra question: wer can i get the choreogrphy of crazy in love by beyonce]?

THANKS SO MUCH!

1. Yes the are sisters.
Check this out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solange_Knowles

2.

okay you know in that song "cupid's chockehold" by the gym class heroes? there's this one line in the chorus "i never seem to get a lot"

does that have any sexual inferences? what do they mean by that?

even if you aren't sure, just answer anyway cause i'm just curious and i'm not a mean rater :]

I hate to sound like my gay wad english teacher.
But for this one, you have to use contex clues!

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

No. It is saying he doesn't get alot of girl friends. Hope I helped!

What are the STDs that you can never get rid of and the ones you can?
I know AIDs is permanent, and I think ghonorrea (sp?) is not.
THANKS!

Check out this site.

http://www.avert.org/std.htm

this may be wierd, but what exacally is forking and spooning? like in detail or something?

Forking is A sexual act in which a man enters a woman from behind. The woman lies down on her stomach with her legs spread (knee joints straight) and the man enters her with a straight body such that the “fork” that is formed consists of the woman’s legs on the sides and the man’s legs in between.

Spooning is Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.

Hope I helped.

Hey,
I've been with my boyfriend for nearly 18 months now, and before recently all we had done was making out. I'm 15 (16 in 2 months) and he has just turned 16.
However, he's started fingering me and I've been giving him hand jobs and stuff. I'm really happy about this, I'm ready and everything, and he waited until I was completely sure, so all is good.
But what is your opinion about doing these things and at what age? How young is too young? What age do you think is okay for these kind of actions?
Thanks :)

You're fine to be doing that stuff at your age.
Only if your ready, that you should go onto sex.
18 Months is a long time, = ] So its completely normal. I know a 12 year old who gave a 14 year old a hj. So you're fine. =]

my dog is thorwing up bright red blood what is the problem

Um.
Go see a vet >.

I chemically straightened my hair 5 months ago. The chemicals smells so bad and my aunt said it's only gonna smell for a week but it's been 5 months and it still smells but my hair smells like ashes now! I've been using all these different girly smelling shampoos I can but they didn't do nothing.

Theres nothing much you can do, except wait a few more months till its gone.

I recommend getting a nice smelling body spray, possibly from bath and body works. Spray it through your hair when It starts to smell.

My hair doesn't smell, but it smells amazing anyways, and I always get compliments that I smell good!

My two favorite flavors are

* Warm Vanilla Sugar
* Cherry Blossom

Go to bath and body works. You can get the spray for 10 dollars. Good luck!

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