I'm pregnant but I don't know if the guy I'm with is the father. I cheated on him with my ex, along the sametime as I got pregnant. What do I do? Do I tell him that he might not be the father?... he's gunna freak!!!! and how do I tell my mother I'm pregnant.. and I don't know who my baby's daddy is?
Normally I would give a nice, thoughtful answer.
But to this, all I have to say is: You're fucking stupid. Way to go.
I know you didn't ask this question to hear that, but it's all I can say.
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My math teacher is really cool, he is really youn
and he's friends with alot the students. I talk to him alot before class, after class, during advisory, and in class.
The other day I was talking to him before class started and I was wearing semi-new pants. I had the plastic thing that keeps the tag on them,on the side of my thigh really close to my ass. It's really small and clear but he noticed it and took it off for me. I'm wondering if this is innapropriate.
He never really makes me feel uncomfortable but it does seem odd that he noticed something that.
Do you think that this is innapropriate?
I really don't find that to be too big a deal. Even if I hadn't known you and noticed something like that, I would have taken it off. Then again, I am not your teacher, and I don't worry about such things. If I notice a hair on a girl's shirt right on her breast, I will take it off, even if I don't so much as know her name. It's not that I'm perverted, I just don't see it as being that big a deal, and I am not shy.
Seeing as how it's a teacher, however, something like that would be a bit much. Keep a careful eye.
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I like this one guy in my class. I talk to him alot and we get along well. The thing is, first, he is a grade older then me (sophmore) and second, we are two way different people. He's really smart and kind of nerdy, I guess you could say. Also, hes more into a real relationship and doesn't seem like a shallow,"want to get some" guy. I, on the other hand have never had a real relationship because I always end up finding a shallow guy and I give it all away. I really want a true relationship and I have never liked a guy like him before, I guess my question is, how do I get a guy like him, what's he looking for in a girl, and does every guy just look for sex?
To answer your last question first, no, not EVERY guy is in it for sex. The majority, yes, but not the entire male population. For instance, I've had to stop my girlfriend from trying a few things because I really don't think we've been together long enough to start any of that.
At any rate, if the two of you do hook up, don't move so fast. Remember, whenever you cross a certain "line" in a relationship, there is no turning back. For instance, if you go down on a guy, he's gonna expect that to happen a lot more, because hey, you did it before; why wouldn't you do it again?
You're young. Sex is not your concern. Figuring out what you want in a relationship so you can have a successful one later in life, is.
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My boyfriend went to my window yesterday but my mom was in the next room awake. Its now 2:15 and he left because it was really cold but is there anyway that i can get him inside without my mom or dad noticing i need to get him in my room! He is really nervous that he will get caught because if we do then most likley i wont ever be able to see him again and were next door neighbors! Help please!!!
If you're so young that you have to be worried about parents catching you and you never being able to see him again, having him sneak over is definitely NOT a good idea. He is right to be nervous. For all he knows, your dad may very well castrate him with a rusty butterknife if he so much as sees the guy anywhere remotely near your house anytime after midnight. An angry girlfriend's father is every boy's worst fear.
Besides, you are next door neighbors. It's not like you don't have the opportunity to see each other during the day. And on that note, I'm sure both your and his parents are being extra cautious about you guys. They were kids once too, ya know, and they know you two are dating, I assume. Even if not, yuor parents probably are thinking "There's a boy her age next door. Bar the doors and windows and give her a chastity belt."
I highly doubt your boyfriend really wants to take the risk, considering you live so close and I'm sure see each other constantly enough. Even if that isn't the case, both your and his parents are wary of the situation. Since you live so close, you're not capable of getting away with very much. Don't push it or you'll never be able to get away with anything until you move out.
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Hi my name is Marilyn from Memphis,Tennessee
I just want to say first of all thanks for your time in reading this message.My father age 77 has been diagnosis with terminal lung cancer,he has had a quadriple bi-pass on his heart,he had prostate cancer he is currently having agressive chemo and radiation treatment.He been very ill going in and out of the hospital but he's been such positve spirits not complaining just taking his illness one day at a time.My mom is so wonderful because she does what ever she can to make him comfortable as well as my sisters and brother.I don't know how long we'll have with him but before the Lord decides to call him home can you please make his dream come true by giving him a extreme home makeover.
Thanks and God bless,
Marilyn Allen-Terrell
(daughter)
marilynallen935@yahoo.com
Wow. Just...wow.
Hey, you only need to make up one room, because after he dies, he won't be moving so much. And if you have him buried, you don't need a home makeover, unless it's for you and not him, you selfish whore.
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This may seem like a random and completely dumb question to some, but I'm actually quite serious in asking this. My question is that why is it that young girls ages 12-14 and some even younger, feel that they NEED to have a boyfriend just to fit in? You girls don't understand, when your time comes to have a boyfriend, you'll find someone who will like you for you. Also, my other question is why do you feel the need to dress provocitavely, exposing your breasts, butt, and stomach just to look "sexy"? You don't need to be showing all of that to look sexy. You can be completely covered up and still look gorgeous as ever! That was just my random question for today. Any young girl that feels that way, you can feel free to answer.Thanks.
Excuse me, but who are you to tell me I can't expose my breasts? I love my breasts, and I think everyone should see their beauty. I don't expose my butt though, because I don't have enough of one to expose. I've just got a bony ass.
Also, while I may not be 12-14, I don't feel the need to have a boyfriend, nor did I when I was that age.
However, I do like that you think I look sexy, even when fully covered. I appreciate that.
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I am sexually frustrated. I havent gotten any kind of pleasure in over 6 months, when I dated my ex bf chris. Ever since he and I broke up all I have done is kiss guys, only 1 guy. I am really horRny and I need a guy. Idk why I feel this way. Is there something wrong with me? I have not has sex yet, but I love kissing and I love oral even more. I have only ever done everything but sex with one guy and that was chris. So its not like I am a slut. I just want plesure from a guy. Is there something wrong with me? I have this really good friend and he and I are best friends and we always kiss when we are with eachother and we feel eachother up and we have talked about getting closer and more physical but we havent and we both want too. How can I take the next step so that we do? I just reallly wanna have sex! Or oral or something! Even just kissing!
You're asking if there is anything wrong with you because you have a sex drive? In that case, no.
And also, this friend of yours is a guy. If you are sexually aroused, it doesn't take 20 seconds to get him in the mood as well. I seriously doubt he will stop you from doing anything to him, or hesitate to do anything to you. It's all about atmosphere. If you're alone in a quiet place, go for it.
Also, you realize that since you just said the words "I just wanna have sex" that every creepy old guy, adolescent teen, and preteen confused boy will be asking where you live.
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Ok last night while I was laying in bed( iwas awake) I could of swore I heard that kind of music that is in the background of horror movies. I thoght I was dreaming so i sat up, but then when i laid down and I closed my eyes i saw this weird red and white symbol and I heard this vocie talking to me. Sat up real fast because i was so freaked out I have no idea what the voice said to me. Help! I think I am insane or something!!!
If you think you're insane, that's stupid. If you're sane enough to have the conscious thought that you're insane, you are not insane.
At any rate, you could have been asleep, dreaming that you were awake. Or half-asleep, dreaming you were half-awake.
Also, as others have said, you do see colors when you close your eyes.
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OK in a flyer for ECKERD (its a drug store)they advertise a disposible camera with a photo CD. Does this mean my pictures can be saved on the CD? Can i make one of those online photo books i always see? How do i go about this?
Thanks for answering
Once you turn in your pictures for development, they offer the service of putting your pictures either on a floppy disc or a CD. This just means you can pop it in your computer and have the pictures on there, as well as the copies in your hand. I believe it's $3 for a disc and $5 for a CD, but I could be wrong.
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In the aftermath of the tsunami, the eternal theological question is again posed: what sort of God permits the slaughter of blameless humanity on such a scale?
On the abundant available evidence does it not seem that, if there is or was a God, it is now malevolent, mad or dead?
No, religious nutters please - this is a serious question I'm posing.
Dr Kesha
"Just maybe these people brought this pain among themselves. Have you noticed the the tsunami hit in the asian countries, those that do not worship God? "
That is the most horrible statement I have ever heard...the belief that these people died because they were not Christian. (Well, the majority.) Who are you? Jerry fucking Falwell?
Let's look at the definition of a tsunami: "A very large ocean wave caused by an underwater earthquake or volcanic eruption."
In other words, there's a very logical explanation for what happened.
Now, why does anyone feel the need to bring a deity into the equation?
And if God willed it, what of the Christians who were there? Wrong place at the wrong time? You really think that God would do that to make the world a better place? What kind of fucking god do you people worship? I always thought it was supposed to be a kind and loving god. The ones these types of Christians promote is a god of vengence, jealousy, and hatred. The only reason why I can imagine someone would choose to follow a god like is out of fear, or because they get a kick out of random death and destruction. I could have sworn those were called Satanists.
These people did not die because God willed it. They died because a huge fucking tidal wave raped the land.
I have a lot more to say, but I'm not going to put it down. That would be enough to write a novel.
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I've had a hamster before (when I was really young) and since have gotten into reptiles a lot, and have snakes and lizards and all that. So I'm pretty used to handling a lot of animals, (and, well, I wouldn't do something idiotic like holding a rodent before handling my snakes.)
I think rats are one of the most intelligent species of animals, and make great pets. I've always loved them, and I'd like to get a young rat. - I'm not sure how to take care of one, though. Are they OK in a regular cage? In a tank? Is taking care of a rat more complicated, or about the same as a hamster? If I do get one, I want it to have a full life. How long do they usually live?
I tried looking info up on these guys but everything was contradictory, depending where I got it from. Thanks for anyone who helps, and please - no comments on rats and snakes being "gross! eww!!!11oneone!!". They're really nice animals and beautiful creatures.
We keep several rats here. Wire cages are usually not that good of an idea, because a rat's foot can get stuck between the wire and that can be very painful. We keep ours in an aquarium. The bottom is lined with pine shavings as litter. You can buy bags of that at the pet store. The aquarium needs a top of some sort but don't worry about how secure it is. They probably couldn't get to it if the tank is tall enough. Make sure the tank is big enough to have some sort of hut (we use a shoebox), a water and food bowl, and an exercise wheel. (The bigger the better.) Sometimes we see both rats running on the wheel at the same time.
A rat's life span isn't all that long...usually 2 or 3 years. Taking care of rats isn't very hard. They're a pretty good beginner pet, actually. You just need to change out the litter once a week or so. Most pet stores sell some type of food special for rats.
Anything else you need, I'm here.
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Has anyone seen the movie The Day After Tomorro?
Well after those horrible tsunamis that killed like 120,000 people...i got thinking. Then i was watching the weather channel last night and i saw that texas had a lot of rain..then 12.5 inches of snow..and then tomorro its supposed to be 80 degrees! I live in ny and our winter is extremely mild..only like 5 inches of snow in TOTAL for the whollle winter so far. And it might reach 50 degrees in a few days! Does anyone think we are heading in the direction of where the Day After Tomorro went? or something less drastic?Its kinda scary...Global warming...
Haha, you worry too much. Texas weather is unpredictable. If it's not happening right now, we don't know what the weather is like.
As for global warming, that's one of those fictional scientific BS stories, like Godzilla, inflation, the Easter Bunny, El Nino, Mao Zedong, or Pac-Man.
Haha, seriously, global warming is about as serious a threat as the sun burning out. It won't make any difference until long, long after you have died.
Also, I don't know where you got 12.5 inches of snow from. There was less than 2 inches when I was in Lubbock.
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My husband and I of 1.3 years of marriage got into a huge fight yesterday and he hit me several times, twice in the head. He kicked my butt real hard, threw something at my leg or my arm-can't remember which over something that was really stupid. I did say somethings I know I shouldn't have like I didn't love him, hated him and wanted a divorce. But does my saying those things warrant him hitting me? And that wasn't the first time. He normally hits me real hard on the legs when he gets real mad or he feels I've pushed his buttons.
Last night, he went to a motel with his son to get away and he would not talk to me at all. I didn't even know if we were going to be together. I was hurt and upset about the whole situation and did something real stupid. I filled out one of those eharmony personality profile things. I didn't chat with anyone or nothing like that. I just did it, don't know why. I was depressed and I did pop a lot of pills as I have tonight to try and sleep. None of it his an excuse. He found the eharmony thing today when he came back and now he won't have anything to do with me. I love him and want to work it out and I know I have to change also, not just him. All the times he's accused me of doing things I never ever did, I guess I just filled out that eharmony thing out of spite. He has called me a slut and a whore and that I'm so big now vaginally wise that no man could do me any good. I have apologized for filling out that personality profile. It was dumb of me. How can I save this marriage and convince him that I don't want anyone else, PERIOD. I love him and want to work this out more than anything in this world. Help me please.
I must say, you are in one of the most horrible situations ever...abuse from a loved one. I can understand your confusion, but you need a dose of reality.
He. Hit you.
In no way, shape, or form, is that ever acceptable. And despite how much you want it to change, it might not...ever. Staying in this relationship is like punching yourself in the face.
Now, him being mad at you for filling out an online dating profile, and not even using it, is even more irrational. No matter how I look at it, I cannot see how any of this could possibly be your fault. If this continues, take the initative and leave him. A abusive spouse is something no one should have to deal with, and I hope you make the right choice, for your own sake and safety.
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i am a guy and i am in middle school and there is this girl that is like my best or 2nd best girl friend lets call her hilary. so hilary asked me out and i said yes then about a week later she dumps me. then a few days later she asks me out again and i say yes cuz i still liked her. then 3 days later she breaks up with me again. and then about 3 weeks later hilary asks me out agian and i said yes then she dumps me five days later and i have a feeling that she is gunna ask me out again wut should i do if she does?
You're in middle school. Middle school relationships are dumb. Simple truth! You're not really dating. $20 says you never even saw each other outside of school.
She doesn't know what she's doing because not only did she break up with you days later, she asked you out again.
You don't know what you're doing because you agreed to go back out not only once, but twice.
The harsh reality is that people your age don't have much to put into a relationship. You have little to no experience...so just see this as an opportunity to learn from. This is the type of relationship to avoid, because neither of you get a damned thing out of it.
Don't pay much mind to all this. It's not a big deal.
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Just wanted to let you know, I like the color scheme you have on your column -- simple yet attractive.
However, I do wish you'd wear a t-shirt in more of those pictures, you manwhore!
-Silver Hammer
I try.
But hey...some of those I have a shirt on, it's just open!
I'm not trying to be a camwhore. Unless I can seduce someone with my pictures.
Is it working, SH? Hmm?
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I can't edit the last answer because the HTML. Let me try again.
At the very top of my HTML, I see (style type="text/css")
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body {
font-family : "verdana";
Change the verdana to the name of any font you like. If you wish to change fonts in the middle of your column, just use the basic font code: (font="insertfonthere"). Don't quote me, I didn't just test that code to make sure it works. My code may be different from yours, since mine has been edited by myself. As for sizes, you can use the header HTML code: (h1), (h2), (h3), (h4), and (h5). Those are in order from biggest to smallest. You can also use percentage of current font sizes. Most of my text is at 80%. The code for it is: H2 {
font-size: 80%;
}
CSS style is weird HTML. If you need more help, I'm really not the guy to consult. I just did a lot of guess and check. Also, since advicenators reads HTML, replace all the ('s and )'s with less than and greater than signs. (Hold shift and hit comma or period.) I wish I could show you it but it wouldn't show up at all.
If it still doesn't help, I am lost.
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You said to ask again if I wanted to change the fonts. So, yes, it is I, asking again.
At the very top of my HTML, I see
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When Advicenators first put up the option to create your own styles, you didn't have to be a paid member. So I created one but it wasn't very good. I've tried editing it over and over but I can't work out how to change the font or anything, your column has different font styles and sizes and all that, so I was wondering if you could help me and tell me how I could change the font?
My entire column is in verdana, I just changed the size and where it's bold. When you edit your style's HTML, it should have a font name near the very top of all the code. Just change the font name to whatever you like.
Changing sizes and colors is a bit more complicated, but I'll do it if you ask again.
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how did you change the were it says get advice or whatever.. you have submit a query.. howd u do that
Simple manipulation of HTML my friend. I don't remember exactly what I had to do and I'm too lazy to look.
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i have an odd case....i am a forty-five year old man who sounds like an 11 year old girl. i stole my sister's phone and help it hostage because i think it's pretty. i drool in my sleep. i wake up a t night with a wet bed. my cheeks and lips make people think i have on make-up. i look like michael jackson. i can't get a wife because some people believe that i since i look so much like a woman. i mean yes i put on woman's clothing and hang around in bars but doesn't everyone? i am a lumberjack and i feel ok but am i? How do i change all of this.
In order:
1. You're actually a 22 year old man. You lost your voice recently so you replaced it by ripping out the throat of an 11 year old girl and using it as your own. Hurrah for home surgery! Why don't you remember this? You drugged yourself really well and have no recollection of the occurance.
2. That wasn't your sister, and that wasn't a phone. That was your 6 year old neighbor, and you stole her virginity. Isn't that illegal?
3. You drool in your sleep bebcause you touch yourself at night.
4. Your bed is wet with sweat. You dream a lot about running marathons and it's taking a toll on your body.
5. You had the procedure done that puts on "permanent" makeup. You have blush, eyeliner, and lipstick permanently grafted into your skin.
6. You are Michael Jackson's long lost brother, Michael Jordan. I think.
7. You can't get a wife because women are afraid of commitment. Most people think it's the other way around. These people should be shot.
8. Yes. Everyone does.
9. Well, that's your problem! Lumberjacks don't make what they used to. Switch professions.
10. Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
11. I need to stop giving answers in list format. It only looks right on my column, but horrible on the page where I answered the question, because it doesn't use page breaks.
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