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i have an odd case....i am a forty-five year old man who sounds like an 11 year old girl. i stole my sister's phone and help it hostage because i think it's pretty. i drool in my sleep. i wake up a t night with a wet bed. my cheeks and lips make people think i have on make-up. i look like michael jackson. i can't get a wife because some people believe that i since i look so much like a woman. i mean yes i put on woman's clothing and hang around in bars but doesn't everyone? i am a lumberjack and i feel ok but am i? How do i change all of this.
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1. You're actually a 22 year old man. You lost your voice recently so you replaced it by ripping out the throat of an 11 year old girl and using it as your own. Hurrah for home surgery! Why don't you remember this? You drugged yourself really well and have no recollection of the occurance.
2. That wasn't your sister, and that wasn't a phone. That was your 6 year old neighbor, and you stole her virginity. Isn't that illegal?
3. You drool in your sleep bebcause you touch yourself at night.
4. Your bed is wet with sweat. You dream a lot about running marathons and it's taking a toll on your body.
5. You had the procedure done that puts on "permanent" makeup. You have blush, eyeliner, and lipstick permanently grafted into your skin.
6. You are Michael Jackson's long lost brother, Michael Jordan. I think.
7. You can't get a wife because women are afraid of commitment. Most people think it's the other way around. These people should be shot.
8. Yes. Everyone does.
9. Well, that's your problem! Lumberjacks don't make what they used to. Switch professions.
10. Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
11. I need to stop giving answers in list format. It only looks right on my column, but horrible on the page where I answered the question, because it doesn't use page breaks.
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i would visit an endocronologist. you may need artificial testosterone. also you should learn about capitalization and spacing. women like that.
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ummm... when it said random weirdo questions.. it didnt mean "random weirdos"
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