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ok my friend is having a Hallow's Eve(halloween for those of you non-believers) and i wanna dress up as something dark(black and evil) or like a punk or goth or sumthin, but my mom wont let me be a goth 4 sum reason(no offense to goths, i luv u) so any ideas wut i should be besides the old fashioned witch crap(im already one anyways)

OhH mAn!! i LuV hAlLoWeEN! BuT bE a DaRk GoDdEsS! ThEy HaVe bLaCk DrEsSeS oR u CaN bUy ThE pAnTz! AnD WhiTe MaKe-uP (like goth) aNd ThEy HaVe PuRpLe cOnTaCtS! ThAtD b CooL! UmMm u CaNt ReLe Be PuNk Cuz DaTz NoTtA ReEl cOsTuMe yA nO? UmM TrY bEiN FrAnKeNsTeiNs BriDe...Or mAyBe EvEn a OlD WiTcH aNd WeAr LaYeRs Of DrEsSes! ii HaVe AlOtTa iDeAz! JuSs DrOp SoMe iN mY iNbOx!


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hey does nair really work? because i have a hard time shaving my legs and getting all the spots and i thought it would be nice but i want to know if it works first. thanx.

YaH nAiR wOrKz GrEaT! BuH ii UsE dA LoTiOn aNd ThAtZ BeTtEr! U JuSz LeEvE iiT oN fEr 5 MiN aNd WiiPe oFf N dA hAiR cOmEz OfF! iiF u NeEd N e MoRe aDviCe dr0p OnE iiN mY iNbOx x33


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hey i asked the question about being 13 and pregnant well i just found out im having twins!!! my question is wht do they do in a c-section people r tellin me in to tiny and might have to get a c-section, nd i just wanna no like is it more or less painful, and wht do they do! ill rate u, i need advice!! thnx

c-section is were dey cut them outta u instead of regular labor....ohh man i wouldnt think itd hurt n e more..


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i think i am being stalked. i get weird emails from somone named "zoner" and when i walk home from skool theres someone close behind me but after i turn around a few times they go away. what should i do?

ohh man crazi ppl out there


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How do you delete a question you have already asked? Thanks

u dont


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what should you use to ease the itching/stinging/swelling of a bee sting?

put cigarette tobacco on it...it alwaiiz takes the burning and itching away

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hey guys! does anyone have any really cute unique babie names for (both boy and girl) that you like/kno of?! i need help thinkin of some very cute ones for my sister-in-law! i'm going to be a aunt! please answer quick.. ill rate high! :)


Isaiah
Jordyn
Heather
Jade
Kendall
Adam


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ok..well me and my bf have been going out for 5 months and we want to take it further..we have made out and felt eachother up..but he wants to finger me and i want to give him a hand job..i'm a little nervous about it though and i was wondering if anyone had any advice??

lol itz not that bad....but after gettin fingered alot it gets boring...


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Sometimes my boobs get really sore and tender and they hurt alot..I know they get that way during ur period, but sometimes it randomly hurts..whats that mean?

their growing

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If a guy wanted to go down on me should I let him? I mean girls say it feels good n everything but I dunno. I mean I know im clean down there but DOWN THERE isnt the best lookin and juss yeah down there. I mean u cum and what if it starts to smell or somethin or I dunno.. Juss thinkin bout a guy doin that..Doesnt it taste BADD I mean why would a guy wanna..??

aye if a guy wantz to do it wutever floatz his boat....if he wants to do it then to him it must not taste bad or smell bad...but i wuldnt no
if u shave it decreases odors. lol i dunno id let em!


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How long does a girl have her period? like how many days?

anywhere from 2-7 days

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hey umm when i get my period its like only 3 days it that normal? should i see a doctor?

lol some people get it fer 3 days some people get it for 4 days some people get it a whole week yer lucky as hell if u only get it fer 3 days!


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hey well i'm really nervous about the first time i have sex. im nervous about becoming pregnant, like if the condom breaks. so i was wondering if its wrong/weird for the guy to wear 2 condoms (one on top of the other)... is that really pathetic? i know im supposed to use lube but i'm still scared so could i make him wear 2 just in case?

lol im sure 2 condoms...lol ohh man thats seriously the funniest thing...but if yer scared to take the rsik of gettin pregnate yer not ready fer sex


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OK. i just bought this really cute mid-thigh length white denim skirt and i have no idea wut to wear with it. i know this is probably the stupidest question on here, but if you could help me, that'd be great.

o yea and i rate.

wear it with a cute light pink shirt or a light blue shirt light colors look cute with white skirts!
rate me hope i helped!


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i cant stand not having a boyfriend, i havnt had one in soo long and i feel like im so ugly i mean when i get one i wont obsess over him or kill myself when we break up, but like i feel like im ugly i mean i have blue eyes brown hair and im tan i dont sound pretty but why cant i get a boyfriend??? what are some ways i can??HELPP

its both good and bad to have a b/f
1. not having a b/f is good fer me cuz i flirt alot and i cant help it
2. having a b/f that u flirt with alot is good like me i use to flirt with this guy soo much so then we went out and it was good!
but not having a b/f doesnt meen yer ugly...maybe its good that u dont but if u really want one start lookin fer guys that interest you then stick with em!
RaTe ME!

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Ok, I have a crush on this guy, Matt, and well I have LOVED him for a long time. I go to all his football games, talk to him all the time, and stuff like that. Well I just found out that he has a gf. His gf never goes to his games, never does anything. He knows I like him. Should I point out to him all the things I do for him? Should I break them up, and if so how? I have 0 idea on what to do. PLZZZZ help! thanks, luv ya!

ohh man the worst thing to do is break them up cuz then he may hate u fer it...err trust me i learned that the hard way....and if u really love him and care about him tell him and yes point everything out to him....i wish guys rele understood how much girls care about them...but oh well hope i helped!


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i just found out i get my braces in 13 days any tips to help the process?

UgH! i HaTe MyNe.....BuT tHeY LoOk ReLe gOoD oN sUm PpL....JuSt Do wUt ThE dEnTiSt TeLLz u aNd ThEy'Ll cOmE oFf SoOnEr! BaSiCaLLy u CaNt EvEn FeEl tHeM oR tELL tHeiR tHeRe

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whats the name or who sings the song that goes "i hate my baby daddy" and i hate my baby mama n stuff like that?
thanx!
xox erica

BaBy MaMa- HoLLa PoiNt



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i had sex with a guy a few times and now im looser down there. is there any way to get things back to how it used to be before i did anything with him ?

KeEp YeR LeGz cLoSeD!

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do guys get grossed out when a gurls cherry pops nd blood comes out?

ii DuNnO ii DoUbT iiT...ThEy No iiT hApPeNs!

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