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ok my friend is like really selfish. and she is REALLY clingy. when she gives an example about something like a good singer she uses herself, and when i say like "or me" she says "o my god! just becaus i said im a good singer doesnt mean you have to turn it around on yourself!" i know im a way better singer than her. and she ALWAYS calls me a fat ass. she also always brags about how skinny she is by saying "o my god look how fat i am in my gym suit!" and i give her a really mean look and tell her to shut her mouth and stop bragging and she always laughs like im kidding and i tell her im not and she says "o my god! just because i think im fat doesnt mean you have to say im bragging!" she exercises soooooooo much!please help i dont wanna kill our frendship

if she is a bitch then why the fuck are you he friend?

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Ok Well I am a preety popular person i get invited 2 all the partys and everthing like that and most of all the guys like me i mean they all wait 4 me at my locker and they alwy caring my books!and there really cute but when they ask me out i always say no and ever1 says why dont u go out with them and crap!....well im a prep i wear abercrombie and hollister every day and ive been this way 4 as long as i can remember.well i meant this kid and hes sooo hot!! bur the only problem is hes a skater and im a prep i sit with him almost everday but he is always going out with older girls how!(and i just meant him) and the other day we made out!








but im kidda nervus beacuse all the girls in the school are totally crushed over him and all my prepy freinds! and the only 1 that knows is my freind Nicole what am i supossed 2 do tell him i like him and get it over with soo all those guys and girl are pested off at thinking i didnt want a bF and whatever i really need help with this 1

served u right for being a stuck-up bitch i always hated preps they always ALWAYS judge 1st

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im pretty skinny.. but i have big hips.. like an hour glass figure.. but its weird because i have like no boobs or butt and i barely fit into jeans because a size 1 will fit my waist perfectly but it sags soo much in the butt.. does anyone have any good excercises that will get rid of the fat on my sides?

u should hang upside down untill all the time runs out then go upright again and then go upside down again wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

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ok, flashback like 2 years. there was this guy who i always thought was pretty cool, but i DID NOT like him. we weren't exactly friends... it was like one of those dumb " 6th grade-i-hate-you-i-hate-you-too" things. of course we didn't actully hate each other, we would just said that cause we were dumb little 6th graders (actually, we were always playing and goofing around and laughing all the time in class with each other.)but the thing is that around the middle of the year, all of his friends just started to tell me that he liked me a lot and stuff, but i never listened to them either cause i just didnt believe them or i didnt want to believe them, but i didnt.i knew they wouldnt just bother to tell me for no reason, though. anyway, that guy (let's call him W) and i never talked about it. i dont think he even knew his friends would tell me all that stuff.but during that summer, i just realized that i was really starting to like him. fast forward to about 4 months ago. all these rumors were going around about it and he ended up hearing about it from more than one person, and he suddenly started to avoid me and vice versa. then one time he told my friend " dile a ella que no se haga falsas ilusiones" which means "tell her not to make herself any false illusions". i was getting tired of it though, so my friend, being the dumbass that she is told him that i didn't like him, that he's a fricken dumbass, and a bunch of other crap and embarrassed him in front of his friends (haha) and said it was all from me. after a while, we started talking a little bit again, but only cuz we had to for school. anyway, he somehow (?) got a hold of a note my friend and i were sending to each other in class, saying all this time about me liking him. the next day my friend told me that she'd heard him tell someone that he ws never gonna talk to me again. i told her to tell him that he didnt have to worry either, i wasnt gonna talk to him either. we havent talked since, but we sometimes find each other occasionally glancing in the other's direction. my friends joke around that i stalk him, and one of his friend told him and he looks at me like i'm a psycho. what is up with him cause his friends still tell me that he likes me but he is just shy or wants to look cool or something, but i dont think so. he is a jerk since this year started and i want to stop liking him, but i cant change my feelings overnight. how do i get over him, get him to know i'm forgetting him (uhh....kinda!) and what's up with him... i mean all guys?!

i read the entire thing and didnt understand it tho but i would like my five plz

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I feel as if i'm doing nothing right family friends relationships how can i change things?

your a loser in life and you should go die...... just go die.

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here is something i dont understand and i sont know if anyone here understands it. Why are we here just why i dont understand it we were put here by god but why it makes no sense. i mean think we live just so we can die it makes no sense so i dont understan why we would be put here by god it makes no sense because one day we could be alive and the next we could be dead just why.

we were made and put on this earth to smoke pot and have sex......to enjoy all this great stuff that god has given us but there is only one fault to it all........ ppl are greedy and rich so they enjoy more than others ............ if your not sure of why your alive and here and you dont care and want some fun in your life smoke weed.... itll give you sumn to live for

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13/f..Me and my best friend are going to florida (Disney World) over spring break and we are SO excited but also nervous. We promised eachother we'd both find guys to hang out with because were both single! But were both kinda shy to strangers and we dont know how wed meet people.? Were probably going to be at the pool alot cuz our hotel has a wicked nice pool and well of course be at Disney! HeLp!!

go sinny dipping it should grab attention

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i have been with my boyfriend for almost 3 years now and weve had our fair share of fights and break ups with eachother. but lately weve been doing so good...being honest and respecting one another. he just turned 21 and i am 17, but trust me, sometimes i think im the one acting more his age than my own and vice versa. but heres the problem...he just recently moved about an hour and a half away from me to his moms house. weve done the long distance thing before and were fine with it. we usually get through it pretty good. he was recently in a horrible accident and had a fractured skull and other horrible injuries. he is fine now though and is back to his normal self. but ever since he moved down to his moms house about a week ago, hes been out like crazy. with friends he just met down there. we fought about it all week. i felt like he didnt care anymore. then about 2 days ago he finally agreed to stop hanging out with them because we agreed its not fair that he doesnt want me going out with my friends all the time so its not fair for him to either. so anyways, he went to his friends house 2 days ago and ended up getting drunk and having fun. then, later that night, he told me that his friend had to go somewhere so he asked my boyfriend to keep an eye on his girlfriend while he was gone.(his girlfriend is 15 or 16 years old.) ..my boyfriend said yes and when it got really late, my boyfriend offerred to take the girl and her sister and her sisters boyfriend back to his moms house to sleep because they felt uncomfortable in someone elses house. they went back and he told me the girl slept in his brothers room(his brother doesnt live there right now.), and her sister and her sisters boyfriend took his room, while he slept on the couch. i was very mad at that but then today he tells me that the girls boyfriend called him today saying he heard that his girlfriend was sitting in between my boyfriends legs on the couch at his house earlier that night. i got very mad at this and dont know what to think. should i believe my boyfriend when he tells me nothing happened and it isnt true or should i think twice on his faithfullness to me?? he HAS been loyal lately but i dont know what to think. he even gave me the girls boyfriends number so i can call him and get to the bottom of this...i have never met these people but cant call the boy because he has only his nextel clicky number on him(my boyfriend) and i dont have a nextel.

your bfs a horny little bastard so heres wat you do tell him to get a life to shove up ur ass

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Okay, well there is this really really cute dog that i guess lives in our neighborhood...but apparently his owners dont care about him..i mean the dog is ALWAYS walking the streets..my dad has even seen him on the highway...well today the dog was in my yard so i went out to pet it...and well that was a mistake cuz now im in love with it..(im a REAL animal person!) and i want to keep it...but I have a few problems...
1. My mom will say no immediately and she'll say im not responsible enough (im 14) and that i dont take care of my 1st dog(which is a lie cuz its not MY dog its OUR dog)and she'll mention that i cant keep my room clean (which IS kinda true)
2. The dog has a coller on it..but i really dont think its owners want it because its always roaming around...
I want the dog soo bad because id hate to see it in the middle of the road somewhere...its so cute...but i cant convince my mom to atleast give me a chance to prove her wrong...can ANYONE help me with convincing my mom and the fact that the dog has a coller??

fuck the dog its got tags get your own

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This summer, this girl moved across the street from me. It's been six months and we've been best friends ever since. For the past month or two she has been annoying me and we get into arguements like every day. She copies everything everyone does... it's likes she can't even be herself. Im not even sure I really know her. Not to mention... she thinks it's my fault that I get mad at the things she does. I don't not wanna be friends with her! What do I do?

shove a stick up her ass and tell her that she sucks big donkey cock and she should get the picture............dont forget to mention that the donkey has aids

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ok well im 18/f , and my b/f got me pregnant , lik 3 months ago, b4 he broke up wit me. today he punched me in the stomach , nd in my face. and i dnt kno wut to do?? plz help me. how do i kno if he killed my baby?

hmmmmmmmmmmm mebe if u stay with him itll give you some sence to go tothe police instead of an advice column serves u right

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Ok, Me and this guy just hooked up yesterday. Well today at school I didn't seem him very much and everytime we would talk he was like why arent you talking to me and i was like well i havent seen you and stuff like that. But still everytime he asks me that. what should I do. Please answer soon I need to know what you guys this for tomorrow

tell your its bc he did your mom

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What hair products [ shampoo, conditioner, straightening balm, etc ] do you recommend that will make your hair STAY straight and shiny and smooth throughout the day ?? ♥

glue

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is there any other way to get rid of moles besides a dermatologist removing them? i have some in embarrassing spots that i could never tell my mom or a dermatologist and i was wondering if there was any way that i could do it

you get a gun and shoot it

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what is the first thing u do when you have your period.... what do u do?

u go have sex

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okay so i think that i have found the love of my life! hes reall sweet to me and funny and i kno he would make a good husbnd.. or well.. long term bf. but the thing is im only thing the 8th grade! is this extremely like not right? i mean yea i kno i have my whole life ahead of me still .. adn i kno we are both gonna date other ppl but i want him soo bad! can some one please talk some sense into me?

vote for pedro ....... all your wildest dreams will come true

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This girl and i have been realy good freinds since the day we met(she was in 7th and I in 8th). last year we started liking eachother and then we ended up dating for like a week or two and then she ended up moving to a town 45 minutes away so we stopped dating. we sorta lost contact for a little but but then reconnected and picked up our friendship where it left off. well she then again moved all the way to texas(i live in california) and we lost contact all together for a while. Once again we reconnected and started talking more and soon she moved back to the town 45 minutes away from me. now that she lives there agian weve been talking almost every day on the phone or online and we even got to see eachother the other weekend for the first time since the summer. We both want to see eachother more and since the other weekend old feelings have arrisen and we both REALLY like eachother again(i havent stopped thinking about her since). we both want to date but the distance seems sumwhat of a setback since she doesnt drive because shes not old enough and i dont either because im busy to get my license. we both really care about eachother and want to be with eachother, and im there 100% to making the relationship work if she commits knowing that the distance will be a setback to seeing eachother regularly. should we try dating a see what happens? would a long( but realatively short) distance relationship between us work? i would greatly appreciate your help and advice.

long distancerelationships dont work... but do w/e the fuck u plz

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Hey, i was wondering if anyone knew of any really good bass tabs sites. if you know of a few please let me know. Thanks in advance.

~*~*~Ren~*~*~

www.ultimateguitartabs.com

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Does anyone know where I can get a used drum set in good condition???For under $300

ebay

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i know this is a stupid question, but what kind of music is emo?

emo is depressing kill urself music like evanescence

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