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hello. so you want to know a little about me?? well im 14 years old. i ♥ to make people laugh, cheer them up and give them advice. it is just a part of me and i can't help it!! lol. i love sports, my fave is basketball and dancing. wierd combo?? i know. lol. as you can tell i love to laugh as well. i write songs and am pretty good at singing. writing the songs is basically writing poetry which i think is pretty cool. this is my opinion but i think that people rating other people is low themselves because some people put prank questions and rate you low for 'trying' to answer. so sometimes im tired of answering stupid questions. but if you truely need advice im happy to answer. so feel free to add me as a friend or ask me a question or just ask me questions to try to get to know me!! have a nice day!! :]

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heya i think im pregnant havn't had a period in 2 months getting all the signs, i'm getting a test for sure when i get paid next week :D
im just worrying if i am what should i be eating more or less of and what should i definatly avoid eating?? thank you!

before i begin lemme say congrats! okay well i think that you should eat a little more then usually since your eating for two people. and stay away from junkfood, smoking (if you do), and stuff like that. have fun with your little bundle of joy!

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what is tea bags like when guys say im gonna tea bag you what is it?

its when a guy sticks his 'you no' in your face, mostly talking about in your mouth though.

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When a guy is inside of you, does it hurt?
Im preparing for the night of my life, Im not going to be a virgin no more! Im scared! What do I do if I freeze and he thinks Im bad. Guys, What is more comfy to you? On the bed or Other.
Ill rate
thankz so much guys and girls. Thankz for being here for me in my time of need!

yes your first time will hurt because there is like a piece of tissue in your vagina and the first time that you have sex, it breaks. it will hurt a little and bleed a little but will go away. im not sure what to tell you about the comfort situation because im not a guy, but im sure they probably dont want someone all stiffend up so just try to relax. good luck!

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For my sweet sixteen im throwing a party and the theme is Willy Wonka/Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I was wondering if anyone had some ideas for decorations thanks.....by the way its @ a hall so its kind of in a big place, and I dont want the stuff to big too expensive cuz im paying for the decorations myself....thanks again

You need to make it REALLY colorful. Im not really good at explaining how to decorate parties so dont expect much from me. you could make a bunch of plastic flowers and put like candy everywhere. Make things look edible and like candy but not really (that way your party doesn't get eaten) When people come in, hand them a candy necklace maybe? well sorry im not much of a help..good luck and tell me how it goes!

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Are condoms 100% safe?

no but most of the time they are safe

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Hey I just bought a pair of Pants from Hollister and they dont fit. When i told my mom hse like im not driving all tht wya to return so is there any way i cna return them online?

im sorry but you can't. because there is no way for them to get the pants back online and you to get new ones. so just wait untill your mom has time or you go with a friend. you have 30 days. dont worry it will all work out lol the same thing has happened to me.

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i just got a male chihuahua and i need some good names

Here are some cute ones, tell me what you decide to name him in the end :]
-Sam
-Max
-Taffy
-Bandit
-Spot
-BJ
-Buster
-Harley
-Junior
-Gizmo
-Jack

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Okay, I'm 13 and i'm 5'0 (yeah im small!) and i weigh about, lets see 60-70 pounds. And I'm very concerned about it. Do you think I'm TERRIBALLY under-weight, or just little low?

And also, I HATE milk, so I dont drink that.
I eat alot of meat.. probally 3 times a week.
I eat ALOT of junk foods... i'd suspect to be fat by now.
I drink alot of soda, if that helps. And water also.

Last time I had a check-up, I was 12, and I weighed about 58 pounds.
And everyone is jellous for some reason that I'm that weight.

So, can I have your advice on how to gain about 10 pounds? I'm really into your advice, I'll read it thougly, completly untill im 100% okay with it and rate it what it deserves!

Please help :)

xOx Laura

i dont see anything wrong with your wieght. your just petite and i konw a ton of people like that. if i were you i wouldn't try to gain weight because if you eat normal and healthy then you will be the wieght your supposed to be, which you are. but if you really want to, comfront your docter. well good luck!

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I was just wondering if any has any suggestions for a really good foundation - preferably something with full-coverage and with a flawless look?

i use 'Elizabeth Arden Flawless Finish' its kind of old so it might be hard to find but after i use it i put powder foundation over it, but only a little or it looks way unnatural. but it works for me. good luck!

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I know this will sound stupid but can a doctor tell of u have masterbated in the past week?????

nope. hope i helped!

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im 14,and i have been dating this guy that i think im in love with he wants
to have sex, 9he isent making me) , i want to but i got raped when i was 12
and im scared..what should i do?.

i personally think its to young, and i think its illegal. but i dont know about that. the point is that you got raped so your scared a little, and your really young. so if i were you i wouldn't.

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Hi I am a 17 year old boy and my girlfriend wants to have unprotected sex
with me, but i'm not sure i want to have unprotected sex.

We have had protected sex before. Please Help me?.

why would she want to do that? get pregnant? well if i were you i wouldn't because there is the chance that she might get pregnant. but its up to you. hope you take my advice!

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what does " i want to jump your bones" mean?
thanks!

it means 'i want to have sex with you'

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heyy umm me and my friend both liked this guy and he liked her when we first met him and stuff .. soo a couple of days ago he started to like me and she went away and just found out over the phone .. and now shes all upset about it .. and after she found out she called me and was like complaining to me about how upset she was .. but like i helped her and stuff .. but like when i use to like this guy they both went to a prom and danced and stuff and he started to like her and he kissed her by the end of the night .. and she told me she sorta kissed him back .. and when i got madd she gave me like an attitude like oh my god its not my fault or w.e .. soo now like i dont know if should like be together w. this guy that we both like or not.. cause like i really really like him too soo i dont know if its okk help!

sorry i didn't reply sooner. but i think you should forget about him. he is only gonna cause your friendship with this girl. it sounds like he can't decide on who he likes. i dont really know what else to tell ya because its up to you. but basically just let him have her, and sorta back off. i am sure it won't last then she will come back to you and it will all be normal again. good luck!

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Okay, well my name is Beccah and i really like this boy named Alex and in the 6th grade he had a girfriend named Jen and he had liked her since the 2nd grade and she finally started liking him in the 6th grade and he asked her out and they went out for about 5 months and then he dumped her and a few months later is when i started liking him and he was such a jerk to me and then in the 7th grade we became really good friends and i was finally over him for a good 5 months or so and in that period of time he went on and off liking me and then towards the end of the year i started liking him again and he liked me too and we would kiss and hug but he never asked me out and he was never my "boyfriend" and the last day of school we made it clear that we didnt want to go out over summer and we would see what would happen between us when school starts again and over the summer its really easy for me to concentrate on other things.. seeing how i travel a lot and i do summer basketball and im always with my friends, but now that school is starting and we have 3 classes together and because our lockers are close its going to be hard for me to get my mind off him. I already know that he doesnt like me anymore he made it clear and he says that i should get over him because there is better guys out there for me and hes not the one. I need advice.. should i continue liking him and see if everything i've done in the past was worth waiting for? or should i just try to stop thinking about him and try to find someone else for me? I'm graduating this year and after this, there is a good chance i wont see him anyways. But i just really want to be with him. Everyone tells me that hes not over Jen yet and she never really got over him either and i see it too.. Urghh i just need help.

i dont wanna sound mean or anything but he doesn't seem worth it. i mean he goes on and off about liking you, was a jerk for a period of time, never asked you out even when he liked you or w/e, and isn't over his ex that HE dumped. so my advice would be to look for someone new, and anyway your not going to see him you said so whats the point. well its up to you and whatever you decide to do, good luck. hope i helped!

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well my friend asked me a question and it say that I have 1 new in my inbox but when I click on it and when I get to the page it says I have no unanswered questions? waht do I do about this?

well she probably did ask it then deleted it but it still said you had one in your inbox. but if it keeps happening again and again then just alert the site. sorry im not much of a help! good luck!

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ok well, im going out with this guy named james and i really like him. but lately whenever we talk on the phone its really boring and he is really prude so it sucks. so these two guys like me named john and nick. and they think i should break up with him becasue they dont think he is going to change and they think i desurve more. so john asked me if i thought going to a dance with someone im not going out with would be considered cheating. and i said no so he asked me to the dance. and i said yes. so now i dont know if my bf will be mad at me or not. should i break up with him? should i tell him about the dance? what should i do? PLEASE HELP ME!

well typically you should go to the dance with your boyfriend. i mean look at it from your bf's shoes. if he went with another girl and you didn't have a date. it would make you feel bad huh? yeah. so my advice would be to break up with him, but its up to you. good luck!

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I'm 14 and a girl. Last year i started thinking i was bi. Recently i've changed though because i believed it was wrong. School is starting soon and i'm afraid i'll end up looking at girls again and thinking the same stuff. I WANT to be straight but sometimes it gets soo hard!!!! And i haven't exactly had a good relationship with a guy for a while so that makes it even harder. Any tips on staying straight???

you can't change what you are. you are trying to avoid it but its you. but just try not to look at girls, if you do then walk to the other way or start talking to a guy. try to get sexually active with guys so you will be attracted to them and not other girls. good luck!

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Ok, I usually melt butter in a pan and then put the eggs (scrambled) in. Well, we have no butter. Is it safe to use margarine? I don't want to burn anything or something like that.

Thanks.

Yeah its safe. Even no butter is safe but I would stick to using it.

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what is emo? thanks

Emotional, like emo music.

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