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I'm a logical, very conservative nice-guy. Ask me anything and I'll give you a true answer.

I'm good with family issues. I can help a lot when it comes to 'can I get pregnant or a disease doing this' type of problems.
I'm no professional, but whenever I read professional advice, I find myself reading what I would have told the questioner to do.

I'll be frank and I'll try my best to help you out. I've seen so many things in my life even at my age and I always try to give friends advice before I have to watch a bad outcome.
Those who take it are lucky. Kidding, kidding.


By the way, I've heard it all before. Incest, rape, balloon fetishes, car stuck in mud fetishes, theft, physical abuse, gun crimes, bondage, bird sodomization, furries, teddy bear pregnancy questions (more than once), you name it, I've heard it all (Watch The Aristocrats if you don't know what I mean).
Don't be embarrassed. Even if I don't approve of what you've done, I will give you my best advice.
Audies

Oh yeah, another thing.
If you send me idiotic questions about my personal life, I'm going to ignore you.
EXAMPLE: Note that this yotch doesn't even know I'm a dude.

"My boyfriends eating me out now have you ever been ate out ore sucked dick"

Don't ask questions like the one above

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what was the name of the boy band that sang that song that went like "new kids on the block had a bunch of hits , chinease food makes me sick"

I can see other people have already answered your question, but I have some extra advice.

If you put lyrics in parenthesis and search on Google, it will only look for websites containing words in that specific order.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=%22new+kids+on+the+block%2C+had+a+bunch+of+hits%22&btnG=Search

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I don't know why, but small noises (such as people smacking their lips when they eat, or someone breathing heavily) make me really annoyed. I can't talk to anyone if they are doing something like that, because I can't concentrate. Can someone tell me what's going on??

14/f

I have OCD. Don't listen to the other people who are saying it could be OCD; it's very common to get pissed at people for making noises. Besides, most people have a few OCD symptoms, so I urge you not to get medicated.
Other than that, you can jokingly tell them it bothers you. Most people (especially girls) get really pissed about smacking. It all depends on how you're raised too.
It just sounds like a pet peeve. I have the same one and my best friend is a horrible smacker.
You're not alone ;)

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Hi, I'm a 16 year old girl and I was wondering how I'd go about selling some of my artwork in galleries? Maybe just some small galleries around town. How old do you have to be and how would I do it? Any other info you could give me would be great too. Thanks!

You can try selling it on ebay, but what I recommend is talking to an art teacher at your school about art fairs (or fairs in general). Many times there is a student section that you can enter into and you can put your artwork up with many other students, and sell it.
All local art gallaries have thier own specific ages and talent levels that they allow. You'll have to call around.

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Okay i`ve been going to the tanning bed since like may.
well i`m pretty dark =) but i`m havin the worst trouble gettin my hairs dark && my chest =(
i`m pretty big in my bust almost a double d..
&& my arms are sort of hairy so would that effect them gettin darker??
please help i have a homecoming to go to with my boyfriend the 14 of oct. && i want to look good you know!!
so thanks in advance =)

Tanning won't make your hair darker. If anything, it will make it lighter. I suggest you shave your arms. For your chest you could wear a UV bathing suit. It's made to let UV rays that make you tan, though, so you can get an even tan all over. For now though, I guess you can use spray on tan for that area, it's better than nothing.

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Can you give me some sites for some cute heels?
that aren`t real real expensive.
some to go with like jeans you know.
Thanks!!

Ewww footporn.

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15/f
I really like this boy, he likes me back (we both know it) but were not going out yet. Heres the only problem, were both pretty shy. Well when i get to now people im really outgoing and crazy but around him im still kinda shy and so is he. So the relationship really is going far. So heres my question, should i keep tying to make it work or is it pointless?

Also were gonna hang out this friday. We have never hung out alone (only with our group of friends)so im nervous. Any tips? like talking and stuff, I dont want there to be awkard silent moments.

Nah, keep the relationship going. He'll open up and (as you said) so will you. The more time you spend together the less foreign it will feel.

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Everyone keeps asking me what I want them to get me for my birthday next week. I really don't know what to say. I told them they don't need to buy me anything, but they keep asking! What should I do?

Tell them harder.

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i'm doing a science project
and i cant think of any good ideas?
anybody have any?
-Alex and kendra

Make a bomb.

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hi everyone im looking for a brown plaid bermuda capris wiht a pink linning does anyone know where i can find this online, stores, etc

i would really appreciate it
thank you

Froogle.com

Another good website for finding things you can drive to and pick up in your local area is
shoplocal.com

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13/f
Is it weird not to want sex? Other people have it before they are married, but I want it after. If even then. I always said I would adopt my children. How I see it children are like puppies. Puppies are sent to pounds because they were not able to be taken care of, or not wanted. (Same as children sent to adoption agencies.) And the reason puppies, and children, are not being adopted is because dogs, and women, keep having babies. Then when the puppies owners can't find good homes for them they are sent to the pound, which just keeps on growing. So why would we want children when there are several at adoption aggencies waiting for a good family to arrive and take them home? Plus there is all that pain, and blood. But because I don't want to do it are people gonna try to make me later on? Thanks in advance.

I can't say weather or not anybody will want you to have a baby later on. Just make sure you have everything sorted out with your boyfriend before you get married. You need to be sure your husband is able to love an adopted child just as he would love a child that stemmed from him.

If, when you get older, you decide you want to have sex before marriage, but still don't want a baby, I strongly encourage you to get your tubes tied so that you will not accidentally get pregnant.

It's really cool that you want to adopt and I wish the best for you.

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What is the average weight for a girl thats 13 and 5' tall? i think im fat....
Please help me!!

It's supposedly 113-126 lbs.

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I was in the shower today I noticed a small ball, very tiny, a bit smaller then a pea on the egde of my vagina. Its under the skin, but when I push on it I can feel the tiny ball. Its not on my labia, but its right at the begining where the my crotch splits in half on the part where the skin is. ( I hope that makes sense)

Is this serious? Is it some type of cancer? Please help, I'm really scared!

I'm 13, female, not sexually active.

Clitoris. The only part of the body... nvm.
No worries though.

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hi =]
okayyy so i'm 5'7 probably and i weigh 107 pounds but i want to get down to 100 before school starts and don't give me some big speech about how it's not good to loose weight because i'm doing it but alright so... i don't eat that much every now and then and i just drink a lot of water and i work out like...45 minutes every day and i started all this about a week ago so does anyone have any advice on how to lose it fast? i want to be down to 104 by sunday please and thank you =]

Ohh man, seriously, what are we supposed to tell you? You aren't losing weight because it's not healthy for your body to do so.
There is no other answer I can give you so if you. If you want to rate me low it's no skin off my back, but I'll tell you something anyway because I care.
Starving yourself will cause your body to eat away at its own organs. My friend did this, sat up in her hospital bed and passed out. She was down to 62 pounds or so, but much shorter than you. She was very intellegent and now knows a lot about anorexia, and realises how horrible it is now.

The average girl that's 5'7 should weigh
Small frame (bones)
123-136

Medium frame
133-147

Large frame
143-163

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Okay, I'm a pretty good actress when I'm around people I know. But I'm shy! UGH! The worst thing you can be when you want to be an actress. When I get up in front of someone I don't know I freeze up and I suck. Can anyone help me come out of my shell? Anyone been through what I'm going through as far as shyness taking over your dreams? Thanks!

Eden, XxSeetherxAddictxX

Perhaps you could take some improv classes. That's what somebody did on the Reality TV show "Why Can't I Be You" and it really helped him.

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Me and my boyfriend were fighting a few days ago. We were swearing and stuff, and he goes "shut up you cooctie eyed bitc*. I don't really know what cooctie means and I tried looking it up but maybe he spelled it wrong so if anyone could help me figure out what he meant, that would be great. And I can't ask him because he's not talking to me anymore. Thank you.

If it were a word, it would be here
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cooctie

He probably meant cockeyed. There are a few definitions for that.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cockeyed

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ok im really annyoyed right now.. i think i have a virus on my computer.

heres how it started:

i went to myspace layouts site and like a popup came up and i exed it out then my computer started freezing so i restarted it and then i saw an icon on my desktop it was like play poker for $10K and i deleted it then there was another one like FREE GAS (it came up right after i delted the poker one)and then internet explorer looks weird now. it says like mirar and there are tabs that say "dunham. baseball. job seekers. investing." but they change every time and now all i get are pop ups when im on AIM and they never came before.

so i was wondering do i have a virus? and if i do, how do i get rid of it?

thankss

First I'd download and use Firefox rather than Internet Explorer.
www.firefox.org

Here is AdAware. Sometimes programs cannot be found in Add/Remove program list, but this will help you find programs hidden on your computer, so you can get rid of the poppup generators at the source.
http://www.download.com/Ad-Aware-SE-Personal-Edition/3000-8022_4-10399602.html?tag=lst-0-1

Here's another that protects and cleans spyware out of your computer.
http://www.download.com/Spybot-Search-Destroy/3000-8022_4-10401314.html?tag=lst-0-1

Those are two of the safest, most popular on the net.

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I told this dude who lives in another state i liked him I also told him that I knew he probly wouldnt have tha same feelings for me & that i was ok with that but that i still wanted to be his friend & that after he read my email for him to call me. and he never did & he's been online as the same time as me but i just never IMed him.Do u think i should IM him to see if he would still wanna be friends even though he didnt call me after the email

do you know why he hasnt called and why he wouldn't IM me?

Perhaps he forgot to call you, but most likely not.
I'd IM him to make sure, but if he seems to avoid you I'd say that's a clear indication that he doens't want to be friends.

Good luck.

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I need a guy. How can I get one? Im in 8th grade and havent had a b/f.!

OH NOOOES! You'll never get married.... ;)
I've never had a gf and know plenty who haven't. I'm picky, but eh.
You'll probably get one soon. You're about at that age where it starts.

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My stomach isn't flabby...but its too soft for my liking. does doing crunches really help tighten up your abdomen?
if so, how many should i do a day?

It tightens your stomach.
Do three sets, until failure.

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http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=86103477&imageID=1023292461&MyToken=bef0a354-3129-46e8-a8da-a90a4fae9539 I want my picture to have the same lighting effects like that like its dark in some parts and light in others. How do you do that? If you can do it on Paint what are the steps to doing it?

Photoshop, but you don't need a filter as the other person said.
Image/adjustments/levels
OR
Image/Adjustments/Curves

Those are the two easiest methods.

It looks like the girl in the picture used a camera that didn't have flash metering. You can always try using a flash up close and have the background far enough away so that it doesn't get affected by the light of the flash.

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