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And I'm just that honest. Sorry.


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Okay so this guy and I have been going out on and off sine october and I loved him more than life itself yet he never really loved me. Well about a month ago he started to actually love me and I could tell. We went out for a little over a week and then I broke up w/ him. (normally he broke up w/ me.) I did it cuz 1.) I liked another guy who also liked me. And 2.) I think he loved me too much and was kinda corny. Well anyways, everyone thinks I should go out w/ the 2nd guy and I really like him and have for a while. I dont think I like the 1st guy yet I can't stop thinking about him. I am so confused. Which guy do I go with? Both like me!

SLUT! WHORE! YOU USE PEOPLE AND THROW THEM AWAY. Dx

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Me and my friends r playing oker. how many tiems are you allowed to exchange in a game. thnx

As many times as you want, I think. As long as they agree.

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Bad posture runs in my family. My mom's shoulder is one higher than the other, and she constantly slouches. Ive noticed over the past year, i have been becoming the same way. I cant even stand up or sit up straight because it hurts. My shoulders are slouched, and ive already gone to the doctor to get it checked out. They said i dont have scoliosis (spelled it wrong), but how am i supposed to improve my posture if it hurts?

Try sitting up?

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I have this friend that has a cancer but I dont know wut kind and he was doing really well untill the day of my uncles b_day.
We got a call on the phone that said he wasnt doing to well and that they gave him some medicine that they usually give people who are about to die.
I am so worried wut if he dies and we will never be able to see him again.
He is only 17 years old

HELP WANTED.

Help what? Alot of cancer treatments work, not most, but alot. So whatever. Just hope for the best I guess?

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ok well there is this boy at school that i like a lot! but ive already gone out with him and his brother. I havent seen his brother, Randy, in 3 years.but his brother,Travis, goes to my school.his brother hasnt even talked to me and its been 3 months hes been going to the same school as me. but if i ask him out and go to his house and Randy is there how can i tell randy that im with his brother and not him?i want to let it down easy on him, ok. **** i rate**** 5 if really good

That made me laugh and I had to bite my lip. Hahaha.

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Ok so I'm 15/m, and I was at a school function, and some girl that I didn't know danced with me. So after I left she got my AIM screen name from one of my friends and went home and asked me to the prom and and asked if I would go over to her house Friday to have dinner and a movie and all that stuff. Problem is, I really don't like her, and I don't really know her at all either. What should I say?

Tell her you're gay.

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I have alot of dried skin on my face all of a sudden for no reason, so I stopped using a facial cleanser but it doesn't seem to help, I've tried a feew moisterisers and nothing is working, and I don't wear cover up or foundation or anything like that. Any advice on how to get my face moisterized?

Maybe you're really a reptile. It's just a faze. You'll soon grow new skin, and become the most beautiful reptile ever to walk on two legs.

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hey do you get what this means>>>>>whats your flavor

It means how do you taste. Sweaty, pimply, gross?

I would recommend saying "like cinnamon buns with cream cheese."

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Ok, there is this boy named David in 1/6 of my classes. He sits in the last seat in the row next to me. My friend sits right behind me and whenever I turn to talk to her, I catch David staring at me and we suddenly make eye contact. Out of that infomation ( I might add more ), do you think he likes me?

It's all your imagination.

Whoooooooh.

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im an alternate and the team members dont really eed me at the competition with them but i go just to support them. I didnt go to 2out of 7 and i got yelled at by my coach. She gets really mad and especially cuz this is my last one

Of course you should go. Unless you wanna be a lazy ass.

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i have a boyfriend.. we'll call him R. R and i have been dating for 7 months. The first 5 months were great! He's been starting to hit me, he kicked me, and I fell and I had a bump on my head last week. Last night he tried suffocating me. I've also been told about him flirting with about 5 other girls at school. 2 of them are some of my best friends. Oh, by the way, I'm only a freshman in high school. He's a sophomore. But anyway, I'm so sick of hearing about him doing other stuff with girls. He told me if i ever broke up with him, he'd ruin my life. What am I supposed to do? I am scared of him, but he'll do crap to ruin my life (believe me, he's done it to many.. trashed reps.. everyone hates that person, etc.) but what can i do? please help! i'm scared

You stupid ass. Dump him. I hope he goes to jail in the future.

And if he tries to threaten you, tell the school counselor. Hopefully he'll be kicked out of the school. And like. Make a new screenname and make sure you have no one tell him your's so he doesn't harass you. If he ever tries visiting you to say he's sorry or something, just don't talk to him, ignore him, leave him at the door. If he tries to get in, tell him you're going to call the police and put a restraining order.

Trust me. I know how the mind of a stalker works.

MUWAHAHAHA.

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Friday night I was at the movies. Me,my 2 friends and this guy that likes me took some pictures. I sat on his lap. I have a boyfriend of 3 months. Is that cheating and is it bad and should I tell my boyfriend? I feel really bad! Please help!

NO DON'T TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU IDIOT.


Unless you like the guy you went out with. Then tell your boyfriend, and then you dump him.

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How do you know when it's time to be come "not" bff's with someone?

When they start to steam up and tick. You've got to get rid of them carefully, though, because they might explode.

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I want to make my hair wavy. I already have natural waves, but they aren't that strong, and anyway they're frizzy. My friend uses mousse and scrunches up her hair, and she also uses tongs. I told my mum I wanted to make my hair wavy, but she keeps saying that the only way you can have waves in your hair is to get a perm. It's not, is it?? Because my mate says she's never had a perm. But whatever I say, my mum keeps saying that you can't have wavy hair unless you get a perm, my mum ALWAYS thinks she's right, I can't get through to her. Anyway, how do you make your hair wavy? Please tell me any products/tongs etc that are good, and if there are any sites that tell you how to get wavy hair then I'd appreciate it. I used to curl my hair with tongs, because I did Irish dance competitions. But the curls just fell out like 30 minutes later, so if you know how to actually keep the waves in place, that would be helpful too (I tried tresemme gel spray but that didn't work). Thanks! xo

Straight hair is the new in, duh.

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Ok so im 15 and i live in Concord Pleasant Hill, walnut Creek California area does anyone know where i can get a job that hires 15 year olds?

Um. Alot of places.

You stupid, pampered girl.

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Why do guys always have to date popular girls?Why cant they date a regular girls?

Well, it doesn't matter anyways. Since you're probably in middle school, and no one cares about you in middle school. And when you're actually ready to have a real relationship (the "let us have sex now that we're old enough to buy creams and other useless junk" kind), no one's going to ever see people they knew in middle school anyhow.

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i was wondering if any of you guys had a few cute quotes for my profile. i dont really have good ones and if you could send me a few that would be great. thank you.

"I think you're stupid" is my favorite quote.

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May 1st I'm going to have to wear a white dress for this really REALLY important thing of my entire life. I've been eatting like a pig beause... I guess its anxiety. Well I want to loose weight. Also, avoid the things that make me gain weight. I was thinking of diet pills but I hear they are REALY bad for you. Anyway, any tips to loose as many weight as I can in less than 2 months? Im not exactly looking for permenant diet plan just... an emergency one. Maybe if I only ate a certain amount of calories... or didn't eat or drink nothing but water... or... did a certain excersice. I don't know. Please pretty please HELP ME! Thank you sooo muh for your time!

Mmm. I never trusted diet plans. Just spend like an hour and a half riding a bike or "power" walking. And don't eat sugars and fat and stuff. You can eat meat, as long as you take out the skin from fried chicken, although you shouldn't eat fried stuff either. Eat carrots and salads. Buy a whole bag of salad. Don't get ranch dressing. Get like. Italian dressing or something.

I don't know. I'm not fat.

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I woke up this morning and i've had it all day and this monday i have to sing for a competition...wat are some good remedys for a sore throat and is it safe??

Honey water.

Or maybe chopping off your head, and then your head will sing without the throat!

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I have this friend, and I love her so much!! (sisterly) And we are best friends, well, she just discovered boys and there is one that she really likes. whenever we're together, it's all she talks about and thinks about. all she wants to do is look at pictures of him and talk about him!! I love her so mucha dn i don't wanna lose her. I've tried talking to her, but she'll get all mad at me. PLEASE HELP!

I don't know. I don't hang around stupid people like that (mostly.) Whack the back of her head or something.

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