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Do you think a 13 year old, 5ft 3in, female who weighs 140lbs is fat? Pleas be honest and do NOT sugar coat it! (link)
To be honest that is chubby but it's not COMPLETELY overweight.



Me and my boyfriend have been going out for a little over a week. I'm not really into him like I thought I would be so I'm going to break up with him. However, he's getting me a christmas present. What do I do? If he gives me the present before I get the chance to tell him its over what do I do? I feel guilty cause he's probably already bought my present. I'm also pretty scared to break up with him cause he really really likes me, and I feel bad for not feeling the same. Please Help. (link)
I had the same exact problem.
Break up with him as soon as you get the chance because you will be leading him on and his feelings for you might get stronger.



Okay there is this song that is on Fly 92 a lot.. its like: so sick of love songs, so tired of tears, so done with wishing you were still here.. (link)
Ne-Yo - So Sick.

I love that song.


i need something cute for my aim profile (link)
http://www.xanga.com/groups/group.aspx?id=1858043

^ You can get cute quotes from there and put them in your AIM profile.



Hey yall, well ive been getting into like rock, emo(sp),depressing, sad, songs....can anyone give me some songs of them(artist and title please) thanks everyone for your help.. i dont know what i would do without you all!! ill rate 5's (link)
Acceptance - Bleeding Heart, Breathless, Over You, Take Cover

Dashboard Confessional - Hands Down, So Impossible, Again I Go Unnoticed

Death Cab For Cutie - Marching Bands of Manhattan

Emery - The Last Christmas

Evanescence - Everybody's Fool, Missing

Fiona Apple - If We Kissed

From First To Last - Emily

Halifax - Anthem For Tonight

Hawthrone Heights - Niki FM, Transition, Screenwriting An Apology

Head Automatica - Beating Heart Baby

Hellogoodbye - Shimmy Shimmy Quarter Turn

Ivy - Thinking About You

Jacks Mannequin - Dark Blue

Jamison Parker - Best Mistake

My Chemical Romance - To The End

Nickle Back- Too Bad

Omnisoul - Waiting

Panic! At The Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies, But It's Better If You Do

Plumb - I Can't Do This

Relient K - Who I Am Hates Who I've Been, Over Thinking, When I Go Down

Seether ft. Amy Lee - Broken

Silverstein - Smile In Your Sleep

Story Of The Year - Anthem Of Our Dying Days, The Unheard Voice

Straylight Run - Existentialism on Prom Night

Sum 41 - Still Waiting

Taking Back Sunday - Falling For You, You're So Last Summer, This Photograph Is Proof

The Ataris - The Saddest Song, In This Diary

The Scene Aesthetic - Beauty in the Breakdown

The Spill Canvas - All Hail the Heartbreaker

The Starting Line - Lasting Impressions

The Used - All That I've Got

Thornly - Come Again

Yellowcard - Way Away, Lights And Sounds

Zeromancer - Famous Last Words






That myspace virus that was mentioned in a question/answer of yours earlier, can you explain it & just give me some details, like how you can get it, how you can get rid of it, how does it work, what does it do, etc. Because I think I have it because everytime I open my myspace, my internet explorer closes up on me. Also, when I go to edit my myspace, that also doesnt work. Maybe its my new layout, because this started happening when I got a new layout, but I have no way of making sure because myspace won't let me edit my profile. What should I do? Thanks in advance! :) (link)
On Myspace there is some guy that started it.
I don't really know much about it but here is what I do know.
Mostly every one has it.
Most people who had things written for their Television section on their profile that got deleted and that is where that virus was put.
To get rid of it you have to go to Edit Profile and go to your Television section.
Delete everything that is there.
If your display name was changed go change it back after you deleted everything in your Television section.
Then go to Pending Friends Requests and cancel the Friend Request for Matt.


The virus only changes your display name and deletes what you have had written on your Television section as far as I know.


If you do have the virus I doubt it has to do anything with your Internet Explorer closing everytime you try to get on Myspace.




hi um well i need help. im a girl age 15 and i weigh 100 and 5 pounds, i know that is not alot but im only 4,11. and i look very big not in my tummy area but my theighs. I wanna know how to lose weight and keep it off. i also need to grow! any ideas' people alwAys say _ _ _ _ _ _ _ you need to grow or they will look at me and say wow your short. i get really upset about this. i like being short but i want to grow a little bit! kthanks (link)
http://www.thighexercisesinformation.com/


^Try that site out and if you need more just google it.


About being short I know exactly how you feel.
I'm 14 and I'm around 4'11 or 5'0.
I love being short but I had times in junior high when people would constantly come up and tease me about being short.
There is nothing wrong with being short.
Believe me it's better then being 5'7 at age 15.
If your short you mostly never have to worry about being taller then your boyfriend.
It doesn't look to good when a girl is 5'8 and her boyfriend is 5'5.


There is really nothing you can do to grow taller unless you go to your doctor and they give you pills. But that isn't a good way to get taller.


When people tell you negative comments about being short tell them it's better then being a giant and you could care less about what they say.
Don't let it get to you ; ignore it.



it doesnt come up when i search for it n its not in my control panel (link)
It would be easier to help you if you IM me.
My S/N is XXMiSZJUCiiXX.


omg i just deleted something on my computer and deleted it from the recycling bin omg i need it back is there any way to get it back please help!!! (link)
Go to Start then go to Search.
Type in the thing you deleted and see if it comes up.
If it does restore it.

If you need anything else drop one in my inbox or IM me.


Hey all! Today all the girls in my family are making cookes!(about 10 of us) We know we are going to make chocolate chip. But my boyfriend said he likes peanut-butter. (any SIMPLE recipies?) and his favorite candies are twix and butterfinger. My boyfriend and I have been together almost two years, and this is our second Christmas together, so making him cookies is no big deal.

I am going to surf the web for some easy holiday cookie recipies!! So, if you have any recipies, they dont have to be one of the cookies above.

I highly doubt that we will be able to go to the store to get more supplies to make the cookies.


I'll rate and leave feedback! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!

-Kelsey-
k2204 (link)
I have a recipe for
Peanut Butter Chocolate Chippers:


1 cup creamy or chunky peanut butter

1 cup firmly packed light brown sugar

1 large egg

3/4 cup milk chocolate chips

granulated sugar


1) Preheat oven to 350(F)

2)Combine peanut butter, brown sugar and egg in medium bowl until well blended. Add chocolate chips to the dough; mix well.

3) Roll heaping tablespoons of dough into 1 1/2-inch balls. Place dough balls about 2 inches apart on ungreased baking sheets.

4) Dip table fork into granulated sugar. Press suagr coated tines of fork in criss cross fashion onto each ball, flattening to 1/2 inch thickness. Repeat dipping fork into granulated sugar to prevent it from sticking to dough.

5) Bake cookies in middle of oven until set, about 12 minutes. Let cookies stand on baking sheets for 2 minutes. Remove cookies with spatula to wire racks. Let cool completely.




wats the god of the noose on myspace and why is every1 talking about it? (link)
It's a virus going around Myspace.


Sorry this is such a gay question, but what are some good songs to listen to that are recent, and make you think of someone you fall head-over-heals for? (link)
Jessy - Head Over Heels

Yellowcard - Only One

Mariah Carey - We Belong Together, Don't Forget About Us, All I Want For Christmas Is You

Usher ft Alicia Keys - My Boo

Trey Songz - Gotta Make It ft. Twista

Tori Amos - Sorta Fairytail

The Veronicas - 4ever, I could Get Used To This

The Afters - Beautiful Love

Terra Skye - Is This Love

Taking Back Sunday - Falling For You

Stevie Brock - All For Love

Selena - Dreaming Of You

Shakira - Underneath Your Clothes

Sarina Paris - Dreaming of You, Look At Us Now

Savage Garden - I Knew I Loved You, Truely Madly Deeply

Sash - Together Again

Samantha Mumba - Baby Come On Over

Rihanna - There's A Thug In My Life

Rod Stewert - Have I Told You Lately that I Love You

Story Of The Year- Untill The Day I Die

Nick Carter - Do I Have to Cry For You

Nivea - Complicated

Natasha Thomas - Save Your Kisses For Me

Natasha Beddingfield - These Words

Natalie - Goin Crazy, You're The One






i tryed to change my picture on my advice column. it said it was to big. how do i resize my picture? (link)
If you save it on Photobucket and get the URL then it won't be big.
If you don't have an account there you can make one. It's free.


You can also go to Paint and resize your picture there.


If you need anything else drop one in my inbox or you can iM me.


i was wondering if maybe i could make you a list of songs to describe to you how i feel about you cause words won't work (link)
Awww of course you can babe.
I love you!


Hey, I'm making a CD of Christmas songs but from alternative, metal, rock ..ect. bands or groups. An example would be Thrice - Carol of the Bells.
Do you guys know any others? All answers are appreciated. Thank you! (link)
My Chemical Romance - All I Want For Christmas Is You


I think i did soemthing wrong, well i know its wrong...i just need someone to tell me...what i should do after i just did something....i just drank a few sips of voldka...my dad is sleeping and everyone else was out at the bar...so i figured i'd try it....how should i feel now?



TooYoungToDrink (link)
Hey every one tries it at least once.
No one can tell you how to feel.
You feel how you feel.
It was only a few sips don't worry about it.


I went on a date with this guy that had liked me for a long time.
The date was at a local restaurant. He was starting to look a little bored so I tried to use humour to lighten the mood.
I told him that sometimes my dad shaves his face with an electric razor when he's driving. I thought this was hilarious, and other people that I've told also thought it was quite funny.
Well his reaction? He gave me the dirtiest look and never said a word. I felt really stupid.
But I didnt think what I said was that bad.
Was my date overreacting or did he have a right to look that way? (link)
I'm not trying to be mean or anything but I would find it pretty inappropriate especially while you are having dinner.


I don't think your date was overreacting and he had every right to give you the look he gave you.


okay i have an ipod mini but i wanna download a program that gives you the songs for free but doesnt ruin your computerr like no viruses and stuff
will rate 5s (link)
I suggest you use Limewire.
I have it and it's free.


i need some new stuff to listen to. i like fall out boy, dashboard confessional, kelly clarkson, gwen steffani, good charlotte, ect... plz give me some suggestions of this type of music. (link)
3 Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You

112 - What if

Acceptance - Bleeding Heart

Alexz Johnson - Temporary Isanity

Aly & AJ - Rush

Ashlee Simpson - I Am Me

Aslyn - That's When I Love You

Astaire - L-L-Love

Belinda - Be Free

Beyonce Ft Slim Thug - Check Up On It

Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

Blue Cantrell feat Sean Paul - Breathe

Bon Jovi - Always

Bosson - One In A Million

Boys II Men - I Can Love You Like That

Britney Spears - Santa, Can You Hear Me, The Answer

Carlos Santana feat Michelle Branch - The Game of Love

Cassidy ft. R Kelly -Come to My Hotel

Cassie - Me & You

Chris Cagle - Miss Me Baby

Christina Vidal - Take Me Away, Thought That We Were Friends

Dante Thomas - Miss California

Dashboard Confessional - So Impossible

Debelah Morgan - Yesterday, Dance With Me

Hawthrone Heights - Niki FM, Transition

Head Automatica - Beating Heart Baby

Hellogoodbye - Shimmy Shimmy Quarter Turn

Hope Partlow - Sick Inside

Imogen Heap - Hide and Seek

Jamison Parker - Best Mistake

Jason Mraz - Geek In The Pink

JC Cannegieter- Over You

Jessica Simpson - Baby It's Cold Outside

Jewel - Winter Wonderland

Joee - I Don't Believe In You, Angel

Journey - Don't Stop Believing

Judy Torres - Faithfully

Kaila Yu - Sugar

Kasey Chambers - Am I Not Pretty Enough , Sugar

Kelly Clarkson - Before Your Love

Keyshia Cole - I Should Have Cheated, Superstar

Kylie Minogue - Red Blooded Woman

Lalaine - Did You Hear About Us

Lindsay Lohan - Confessions Of A Broken Heart

Liz Phair- Extraordinary

LL Cool J - Hush

Lucy Pearl feat. Snoop Dogg & Q-Tip - You

NickleBack- Too Bad, Photograph

No Doubt - Ex Girlfriend, Running

Panic! At The Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Yellowcard - Lights and Sounds, Way Away

Zeromancer - Famous Last Words


If you need more drop one in my inbox ♥






Would any one here mind helping me out.? i need someone that has photoshop that knows how to use it farely well i guess i have these 2 pictures i want blended together. If you can help tonight be awesome lol. leave a comment saying you will and ill give you my screenname (link)
If you mean to put them together into one picture then I could do that even though I don't have photoshop.
Just IM me on XXMiSZJUCiiXX.




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