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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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I'm a sophomore and about two weeks ago my best friend and I were walking in the hallway at school and she tells me that this senior was staring at me two days in a row and I got really excited because I had seen him looking at me once or twice before but I didnt really think anything of it. So then she would look at him in the hallways to see if he would look and he did! I was really happy and was determined to make eye contact but now...he looks away or down! Or he scratches his head or eyes, something awkward like that! I think he knows that I know he was staring at me and maybe he feels embarrased..? I dont know! I really want to make something happen but I dont know how to come across it without seeming creepy/stalkerish. Plus I dont have ANY classes with him or anything. Guys, imagine you are that guy what would you want the girl to do? But I'm open to anyone suggesting anything. Thanks

He sounds amazingly creepy and you might end up in the bottom of a hole in a basement with Buffalo Bill.

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why did sparta not allow their citizens to travel?

So they couldn't get to the other side.

Bun dun chh.

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where can i hire a graffiti artist in MASS? that is a reasonable price?

I wasn't aware they were for hire, I thought they just ran around and did illegal stuff for illegal reasons.

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So, this girl, despite how I annonymously complain about her on this site, is my best friend. Of course, as with most friendships, come issues. The thing is, she is CONSTANTLY complaining about her parents. She'll even yell at them in front of company. She bosses them around and whines to get her way and she gets extremely mad if they just try to talk to her about it. She hardly ever gets grounded and if she does(rare) she'll whine her way out of it. It's SO annoying and I actually feel sorry for her parents! She's like spoiled beyond the point of help. She gets really bitchy if they ask her to do chores or help out around the house. I know, none of this is my buisiness, but what is my buisiness is the fact that she yells at them in front of me and sometimes even brings me into THEIR fights! She'll say "Mom, I did not say ____ to dad, right Jess?!" and it's EXTREMELY awkward! Ugh, how do I tell her to just quit? Thanks!

Good luck with this one. Your friend sounds like a total bitch. You could always try and reason with her, but it sounds like she's too much of a stupid teenage girl to reason with. If reasoning doesn't work with her, you might as well just either suck it up and live with it, or stop being her friend. You're too young to have to deal with that on a constant basis.

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Trying to burn a disc from itunes library i get a message that disc recording software not found and i have done everything properly I am on a new system my old one was a 32 bit vista and changed to a 64 bit vista, Havent been able to burn a cd since any advice i would be greatfull

The problem is Vista, Microsoft totally fucked up.

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I've gone to the point in my life that I just feel stuck. Same boring things repeated everyday. No new, exciting things to lift my mood. My friends bore me, it seems like they've just gone together and left me behind. No knowlegde of what I want to do in the future (I'm a senior in hs). I dont like where i live, yet, I'm not allowed nor even brave enough to try something new, to go to another college out of town. No romance...ever. It seems to me like every little thing that would bring laughter or inspire me to do things is no longer there. I've either gotten bored of my boring life or just really need prozac. Help?

Listen to My Chemical Romance and cry in your room by yourself, that'll definitely help.

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I recently started dating a new guy, in a few days it will have been a month. At first I wasn't sure if I should keep dating him because being with him made me miss being with my ex, not because I don't like him, but because I was constantly reminded of what it was like being with my ex. But I decided to stick with him because I didn't think I had given us a fair chance yet, and I assumed it was normal that I was missing my ex and that the feeling would go away soon. Well, it's been this way for a month now and I think I'm missing my ex even more now than I was before. I still talk to my ex, and we're good friends. I just don't know what to do... it's almost more painful being with someone else than being alone :(

You need to make a decision, it's unfair to this guy that you're still all about your ex, so either get over him or break things off with the current guy. Beating yourself up over nothing isn't worth it ever, so avoid things that cause it.

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18, female.
i'll be the first to admit, i stress myself out. i try to do everything to the best of my ability and that means i have high standards of myself and put alot of pressure on me. i know i try hard, at everything i do but it never seems like its enough. as being a freshman in college living at home, and finals three days away im going insane. work, was always something that got my mind off everything because i work with kids and i loved it. i still love the job part but i HATE the manager, and some of the people working there. the manager is so unprofessional, he talks about everyone behind their back and rarely confronts you to your face. i'm a very emotional person and ONE time, he sort of yelled at me for doing something wrong and i started tearing up, but i tried so hard not to cry. i think he is going to fire me, and i heard it from other people. tonight this girl alysha, went into his office to talk to him and she was like sorry am i annoying you? and he was like no your not but some other people working tonight are, i'm going to fire three people after the holidays. and i just know one of them is me. there was only like 5 of us working tonight? and this boy derek was like did mike (our manager) talk to you yet? and i was like no, why? and he was like oh never mind, and i was like no tell me and he was like no, nevermind. i'm just scared if he talks to me, i'll start crying and i DONT want to do that, and i will freak out on him because i do have a very low tolerance, and i'll start going off on him. he has favorites, and it bugs me so much. i just hate looking for new jobs, but i would rather quit, then be fired because that looks horrible. i just dont know what to do! i've been working there for like 10 months now, i love the job but i just dont think i can work there anymore :[ and i am pretty much broke, making car payments and insurance. paying for gas every 4 days and now christmas coming up and paying for SCHOOL. my grandma is in the hospital, not doing well at all. my friends, i barely get to see them anymore, i feel like i dont want to see anyone, i just want to sit in my room and cry. withing the past 3 months ive lost 10 pounds and i have no idea how. my whole body aches, probably from stress. i just dont know what to do, i'm so miserable. my parents said they feel so bad for me, they understand what i'm going through and they're supportive and i know they will always be there for me but i just feel like i can't get through it, i cant take the pain anymore..it's one thing after another always

Nobody can really tell YOU how to deal with stress. Everybody is different and deal with it differently. One thing I'll do if I'm stressed or getting burnt out is to just spend a night in my room and not talk to anyone and do nothing. There is nothing more relieving than having the ability to clear your mind.

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I kind of like this guy and would like to date him in some time, and i know he would too. But my Best Friend completely disagrees with the whole thing. She says hes not right for me, would never want us together, and would be annoyed if we dated. She said me dating him would be me heading straight for failure. I tell her sometimes you just dont know and have to give things a try and if it doesnt work out then hey thats life. But she says i shouldnt waste my time. Sometimes she'll bring up how he wants the girl in their class, knowing its not really fun to hear and dont think even think its true. She always says how she doesnt find him attractive inside and out and that he rarely looks cute. She constantly nags me about a certain thing on his face when i always tell her that thats so mean. I feel like I cant even talk to her about things between me and him, because she will go on and on about how hes not right for me. But I have another problem.. him. He says things about her too. He says she is *sound* "uhhh" and gross but says shes truely a nice and good person. They are nice to eachother when they are around eachother and kid around in a jokingly mean way. But when they arent around eachother they can say some mean things. Its mostly her but i cant deny thats hes apart of it to. I dont know what to do about the both of them. Any ideas ?

She doesn't sound like a very good bffl if she's not going to accept the fact you like a guy with a thing on his face. Just talk to them both and tell them to mature a little bit.

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okay this isnt about me dating my friends ex or anything, i have no interest in that at all.

okay im 17/f to start off with. well i used to be best friends with this girl, we're still good friends but we just dont hang out like we used to. she met this guy over the summer, and through a series of events, they started dating. they were the perfect couple. and everytime i was with her, he was there, and i got to know him and hes really fun to hang out with. well just recently, they have fought a lot, and eventually they broke up permanently. now its really awkward when i text him, because i dont want her to get the wrong idea, that i like him or something. he is just a cool friend and he always listens if i have a problem. i kinda miss hanging out with them, and i want to again, but i dont think that will happen because they fight alot and stuff. i feel like i cant hang out with him either, because then she'll think i like him or something(if i was in her position and she started hanging out with him, i would feel the same way, you know?) so i never really see him at school, and hes a cool kid so i dont wanna lose him as a friend. i tried to get them back together, but mission failed. i really dont want her to think im sneaking around her back, because i dont mean anything by it. i just want us all to be good friends again, what do i do?

Flip a coin: heads you hang out with her, tails you hang out with him.

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I know that it is possible to download games to the DS but i do not know how.. what all do I need to do this and what are some reliable sites to use?

Please give as much detail as you can. I'm pretty confused on the how to download.

Thanks!!

Hey public forum, please tell me in detail how to illegally download DS games that I'm not paying for, and help contribute to the loss of sales for Nintendo USA.

I heard most killers call their victims first to inform them they're going to take their life.

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okay 14/f
wehre can i find simulating games on the internet where i can be an intern or a secretary?
something like that like on the hills (teen vogue)
anything except that seventeen game.
but ill do anything but buy.
so help me please

What kind of boring fucking life do you live that you wanna play Sim-Secretary? Get WoW or something.

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Has anyone ever had a 5 Hour Energy drink before? I tried one for the first time and have had more suicidal thoughts than ever. I'm also feeling kinda tired and want to go lie back down for a while.

I took it to help study for exams coming up next week, if anyone is curious. I'm not even really sure why I'm asking this, I'm just a mix of being tired and awkwardly erratic, coupled with being more... I don't know, casually suicidal than normal? I certainly don't want to study right now.

I'm feeling the beginning of a headache as well, going to lie down for a while and read responses when I get up if this question doesn't get deleted. I suppose this isn't the greatest of questions, either, sorry for that.

Anything that boosts energy has a tendency to also boost anxiety. It happens to me too, only I'm kinda used to it now since I drink my weight in caffeine on a daily basis.

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15/f about to go on pill. I am not sexually active but want to go on pill for benefits such as no cramps, since mine can get bad, and shorter n lighter periods. But I want to know if you think the pill will kind of encourage me to have sex, like make it seem like its not a big deal because im protected. My friends say im very sexual, because I say a lot of sexual things, like who i would and wud not have sex with, how and why, sex jokes, and kinky things i guess. I'll admit i kind of want to but at the same time i dont want to take the pill if Im going to get Motivated to have sex.

You know, it's really NOT that hard to not have sex. I'm fucking amazing at it actually. All you have to do is do everything that isn't sex, and you succeed. There you go.

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your weird.....
and r u really 22 because you look 50

I'm so glad I own a weird.

Also, I'm 23 and have a beard, YOUR dumb.

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if you were a girl...or gay, how would you act on a group date with a guy you met once?

I guess the real question is am I going on a date with this guy, or is the guy on a date with someone else.

I guess if I was going on a date with a guy I met once on a group date, it might be easier because of nervousness. But I guess it would depend on how well I wanted to get to know that guy.

If it was someone else's date, then I probably wouldn't react too much to them. I'd probably be too busy with my guy...


Why the hell did i answer this?

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Hi everybody I need a real good rap song like real rapping but not orignal songs on the radio anybody have any good words to throw together to help me make a rap PLEASE IT IS FOR A SCHOOL TALENT SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!

The day a really good rap song appears will be the day hell freezes over.

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hi well this is about me & my boyfriend.. we both have trust issues..but weve been dating 7 months so we trust each other with everything..but im very paranoid bout him going thru my phone..bc, well my parents split up & now my mom & i are dirt poor, & i cant afford my phone. so, im REALLLY not proud of this, but i send this guy..pictures..& he pays my bills. so he text me last night saying "hey sunshine" & my bf saw it..& he kept asking who that text was from & i was drunk so i said idk then i deleted it. & then he saw i deleted it..& now he says he doesnt trust me anymore bc of me not telling him (he doesnt know about the pics..) & i feel so hurt bc he doesnt trust me anymore (but i would feel the same if the roles were reversed) but i dont have any money and i dont consider it cheating bc idk this person, theyre on another coast, & i have NO feelings for him. but it kills me inside whenever i do it & i want to regain my bfs trust but i just dont know what to do..about any of it..please help??

So you're sending naughty pictures of yourself, underaged at that, to a guy who is not your boyfriend, and you don't think you're cheating? You're lying to your boyfriend about who is texting you stuff like "hey sunshine", and you're upset because he doesn't trust you anymore?

Look, I'm sorry about your current living situation. It really sucks. There are other options though. You're sixteen years old, you can get a part-time job. One that doesn't involve exposing yourself, possibly hurting yourself, and possibly getting someone sent to prison for a long long time. Even if you worked like fifteen to twenty hours a week, you could pay your cell phone, and even help out your mom with other things around. And if you're working maybe it'll ease your boyfriend's mind a bit. If you're not willing to do that, then maybe you should just do without a cell phone. You're only sixteen, they're not that imporant, and they're not worth violating yourself to random strangers. So please, stop doing that to yourself. You're too young to start whoring out your body.

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Yeah, it's not exactly a question...
I came home today in a fucked off mood. I went on to advicenators. Then discovered there's about a thousand whining teenagers going ''..i luv my ex && im lyk obsesd wit him how do i win him bak but he has a gf and shes lyk a total slut but i want 2 gt bak wit him''
and then I came across sillyrob.
I gotta say, even though your answers don't help the ''needy'' they sure did cheer me up :D
They are fucking funny.
Well done :D

*bows*

I do what I can to entertain the masses....


Oh who the fuck am I kidding? I do what I can to amuse myself, and just so happen to amuse everyone else!

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Why do you have a pink background?

I like the color pink, that's why.

LOL!



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